Brass Eye Episode 2 Drugs Part 1

[urban22s]

'It's a fucking disgrace!'

[namora14]

By curiosity Younger Brother brought me here lol

[MrGnome1358]

this is so retarded

[S1elmx]

it shows that celebrities will endorse anything without doing the due diligance. some have even been known to endorse al gores theories on global warming. hope leo is getting a cut from al gores carbon credit profits for doing so.

[EvilL33]

Best thing on TV ever. The scary thing is the real news gets more and more like it every day.

[Sandalistan]

i tell you, dont smoke it, try something new..eat it bitches ;))

[Sandalistan]

they are right, im czech and eat cakes all the time and feel like im 300 years old, cause i experienced so much....

..most of the things i dont remember, of course, but its there ;)))

[judgenutmeg1977]

"A family held together by the father's crack dealing, which he uses to keep them in talking books and dildos".

This is why Chris Morris is the legend he is. 

[psidre]

the damn doctor won't accept my insurance for czech neck. wtf

[ketamphetamine]

clarky cat is mephedrone

[RFID666]

@ketamphetamine No it isn't. Mephedrone has only been around since 2003, Brass Eye was made in 1997.

[ketamphetamine]

@RFID666 i was takeing the piss, but thats what we shoulda called mephedrone, clarky cat instead of meow meow

[Staplesz]

bwaaahahaha fahahafha clarky cat... hahahaha..

[funmonsterUK]

I am...... that Elizabethan Mandrill...... Has anyone seen Two mandrills one Chalice?

[alemmingsdeath]

LAST ONE ON DRUGS IS A QUEER!!!

[Careah]

younger brother :D

[Andarhimself]

@Careah Wut wut

[thresholdofdave]

Does anybody speak Japanese? What does he say?

[mikerockwell1975]

Okay, this humor is just too bizarre for me!

[nbrado]

@mikerockwell1975 its not bizarre its satirical. its comedy genius! there has been nothing quite like it imho since it was first shown and the humour in it is showing that people that we listen to and trust on TV talk complete and utter garbage and do not research their facts. it should open peoples eyes if anything while giving them a good laugh. comedy on tv where laugher and clapping is promted (canned laughter) is the lowest form of comedy for me and makes me want to put my boot in the tv!

[stevenuuu1212]

This makes me feel really bluety!

[roogieman]

i took some yellow bentines before watching this and jessop jessop jessop jessop

[filmnet]

That must be the junction with Lancaster Road. Edwin's Plumbing and Heating Supplies and Mercury Radio Cars are still in business nearby, but not at 17 and 15 All Saints Road any more.

[DHAR3070]

He clearly was NOT the Boz-boz.

[BobdeBilde]

I just laughed my Shatner's Bassoon off.

[TURBODORK2]

ive got tripple sod

[hotelmario510]

2:45

The article isn't actually about drugged bankers at all XD

[demonicspire1]

The cake... is a lie.....

[blendergasketsquared]

That drug dealer is really polite.

[kittyprydekissme]

Here in the US, Clarky Cat is called Blind Roger, or Snip, in the northeast.

[shaftsbury94]

that drug the media nicknamed miaow miaow, could have been an invention of morris/brass eye, and all the hysterical reaction to it,

[arbeitsscheuer]

Anyone got some Clarky Cat?

Come on you fuckers, don't hold out on me!

[yvesofzo]

mandrills are intelligent and vicious, capable of throwing a twelve stone man over 40 feet whahahaha

[Chizothy]

I firmly believe that, since it was aired, no televised comedy has ever been as good as this.

[jkodee]

i asked a guy yesteday if he had any clarky cat, he didnt, its a fuckin disgrace

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

CANABLISS HEROINE CRACK

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

WHAT DOES CLARKY CAT MEAN????

[rhythmicginger]

I wonder what the Japanese really translates as...

[someoldcliche]

6 people are a fucking disgrace

[belisariusorb]

Rot In Peace Bernard Manning - no loss to anyone

[belisariusorb]

Mrs Thatch keeling over was gold

[markstar777]

cani - bliss

[Champer1985]

Ooomg, smoke through the dog... briliant!!! Gotta try $))

[bboytracks]

Triple Sod!!

[primaryschooltools]

drugs destroy families ...well a disabled lonely teenager a blind mother ...a family held together by the families crack dealing ...which he uses to keep them in talking books and.......................... dildo's

[ImahGoer]

Edmonds, once a cunt always a cunt.

[joneselius]

Cry all the water out of his body. AHHHHAHAHAHAHA, omg that's funny as fuck. How the fuck would you make these people do it!

Got a month to cross the street, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg omg omg. Threw up her pelvis bone. I..... I have to stop watching this.

[BlackParis86]

I don't use the horse lol

[Killerbabyseal]

^^ that must of taken some balls

[RabidRaccoonUK]

I love the Japanese video of smoking drugs through a dog and that woman thought it was real! LOL!!

[00D00]

I like how even the drug dealers in Europe are polite, lol.

[drivepro]

Cake is delicious!

[slickwillywize]

all of them dicks apart from Bernard!!

[ciaran3707]

I love the overblown CGI intro. It's actually not that different from BBC news.

[MikeyBrid]

im in a bubble and everythings flat- call my mummy now.............

[sbonfiglioli]

he thought he had a month to cross the street.

[revengeonseattle]

7:57 NICE CHEERS

[sparkyinbath]

Can't believe that guy didn't have any Clarky Cat.

[dexdex1560]

@sparkyinbath What kind of drug dealer is he? that is like owning a coffee shop without coffee!

[UpTheExProductions]

clarky cat hahahahha

[buckbumble]

It's not a drug, it's a drink!

[PurushaDesa]

@buckbumble

LOL! Dusts his hands. "That's that loony left bollocks dealt with."

[Googlystube]

..."what a fucking disgrace"

[SailorBarsoom]

You just can't get any good clarkykats in Dallas anymore.

[showbizben]

i want 2 believe this is real and have done 4 8 years since i watched it and beer poured from my nose(llaughter not cake).hese people can't be that retarded.....in the sence that they shower and brush there teeth presumably.Was i just wasted 8 years ago and believed it was real or should we just replace tv presenters with kids with downsyndrome?.Pretty sure they have more common sence. Don't take offence i no what you watch.

[AtlantistoInterzone]

Everytime I watch Brass Eye I laugh and laugh then I cry when I remember that most of the time modern journalism is just as ludicrous.

[LOLwut36]

to protect the anonymity of the 15 year olds, we replaced them with 3 5 year olds. none of them had heard of drugs!

[azapro911]

@Gyphia Hahaha, that sounds exactly like something that Ted Maul would say!

[XtalGameVids]

id forgotten how much of a classic this truely is.its priceless!

[openbath]

@Gyphia i've looked into that story as well and apparently the story was taken off a internet forum by the Sun (newspaper) its just heresay. So annoying and like you say so predictably a parody of themselves.

[jiggawoo]

jessup jessup jessup

[ReaperMan666]

"There's someone over there smoking a crack" - I nearly died laughing when I first heard that. God, we've missed you Chris Morris!

[weavehole]

Graphic at 8:30

血液中のドラッグ　Drug in the blood

ノー　ドラッグ No drug

ドラッグ Drug

I think.

8:42

犬 Dog

男 Man

[gibtheyid]

chat is what the somalians chew on its like speed and you can buy it in any local shpop round here

[wickstarr]

this is classic .

[azapro911]

Morris is right. That guy may not reveal it in public, but you can bet he is THE Bozz-Bozz in that area of London.

[GriefTourist]

which is the brass eye when he's on the street with something on his head and wearing a nappy

[GriefTourist]

yardankities

[mcateerp85]

"Last one on drugs is queer" yells Portillo

[siminski89]

chris morris a genius, what. armando iannucci wrote brass eye and the day today

[robmicklewright]

@siminski89

so so so wrong. iannucci produced the day today but had nothing to do with brass eye. it was morris' creation and he wrote it along with a few others. but NOT iannucci

[AlephNeil]

Sounds like a lot of fun doesn't it...

...if you want to be part of the SUMMER OF DEATH.

[chriscooke109]

clarky cat, would be khat (is chewed on), what mephedrone is synthesised from.

[lagathy]

brass eye is almost too funny to stomach.

[sadman666]

what a fucking disgrace!

[SethMcFartlane]

"Grade is a cunt"

[Gjeorje]

Bernard Manning was a white saint! -and anybody who gets off from thinking about his blackened, semi-viscous corpse being dug up & rendered down to make chip fat for you Guardian readers and do-gooders to dip your Mars Bars in makes me vomit pure snot!

[Kullg4r]

Bloody piano dentist.

[stern0407]

gime back my 9:16!

[openbath]

Cake = Mephedrone?

[pietzsche]

@openbath no cake=fictional drug

[openbath]

@pietzsche nooo? What?! Really?! I thought this was a real new report!?

I was making a comment about the satirical treatment of cake here and the real over reaction to Mephedrone in the media. Perhaps I was too subtle.

[pietzsche]

@openbath lol nah,I knew you didn't think

it was real, I just meant it wasn't satirizing

any particular drug :)

[CameraPrincipis]

"Clarky Cat"?

[Ascyltos]

No, mephedrone's Clarky Cat.

[zonked23]

They done a real one of these with the chemical name for water in new zealand they nearly banned it fucking water.

[saturn1returns]

"don't want to end up like a bloody piano dentist..."

[zonked23]

check neck lol

[saturn1returns]

@zonked23

Czech- Neck

[mrdunks2008]

any tribble sub? yellow benteens? blueteens?

[IconoclastJordan]

"Last one on drugs is a queer!" yells Portillo.

[aggrovator83]

no wonder they banned it, this shit is so fuckin quality

[TashkentFox]

"One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body, just imagine how his mother felt. it's a fucking disgrace!" Bernard is a legend.

[ignoranttwat]

The Japanese are mental.

[ignoranttwat]

2:30

I was really scared it would poke me in the face.

[jessejames2010123]

genius

[riseup20twelve]

Shatner's Bassoon..hahaha

[AnonNation]

"No thanks, I don't use the horse."

[duncabbin]

40 quid to end up on a quack candle

[ricardo000008]

wad a fukin disgrace

[nelsonhungdela]

people say alcohols a drug...no its not its a drink

[christianalexlea]

i love how the "end of part one" never actually ends

[lauralovesmakeup]

Triple Sod!

[FreakinSweet86]

I got some clarkey cat and it is off the fucking wall

[CorporationWeird]

The little boy thought he had a month to cross the road.

lol.

[cannibalcheese]

i dont want my arms to feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon

[paul45862]

Its a fucking disgrace..

[Bilkins53]

no thanks, I don't use the horse

[admartin420]

'if you want to be part of the summer of death' and 'basildon puke plates':-)

[stuwatts80]

Are you the boz boz? That opening has so many funny statements it's unreal....simply superb...

[LGreener25]

Got any clarkey cats?!

[stuntedstarling]

lol..czech neck.

[fuzzface100]

"Drugged bankers pulled my wife's head off and puked down the neck-hole". ROTFLMAO. Chris Morris is a genius.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Conway79]

He thought he had a month to cross the road!

[hughbose]

'cried all the water out of his body'

'its a fucking disgrace!

absolute genius!

'

[qwertyuiopdan1]

i went up to noel edmonds and offered £5 for a 10 bag. he said no deal.

ba dum tshhh

[SohJinh]

I'll give anyone here 30 quid for one Clarky Cat.

[ifedthehorse]

Let alone smoke one off.

[JerryM0rris]

".......and one man over there's smoking a crack."

[nosy3579]

I took a yellow bentine once. It's serious shit.

[kwakedesigns]

Triple Sub?,

Clarkie Cats? Cats, Cats

[LbbbonziRS]

@kwakedesigns Jessup Jessup Jessup.

[soulofshiver]

@kwakedesigns Triple Sod

[paulboggan]

i hate ending up an a quackhandle....

[wjow1]

is alcohol a drug? no its a drink

[crackedcookies]

lol!

[genocidefish]

The audio ain't fixed on this one. I don't care, this is funny as hell.

[nightbringer99]

using mandrills to sell drugs is legal-fuckin' funny as!

[policeblue999]

3:30 - 3:40.

[dezzerkent5]

90's wer sik

[condors1972]

"Czech neck" lmao

[MCBhangramuffin]

"Last one on drugs is a queer yells Portillo".

"I'll enter the nightmare of Cake" you could make a dictionary out of Morris quotations

[tjf4375]

got any triple-sod?

[QFIhawkman]

This decade isn't so much the nineties, more like the "Ja, danke-ties".

[bencharman06]

are you the boz boz?

[InsecureAnimal]

6:35 "a part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon which deal with time perception" LMAO

[Drum8888]

3:30

Immense

[31suckit]

Its not a drug, its a drink!

[R4MIN4T0R]

lol i used to watch this on spikedhumor, totally rocks

[DreamedOfHugeSpiders]

yeah i see what your saying about parody but i'm not sure if that would have been the motivation for a guy like Chris Morris. For all his comic genius, there are people like him in every community; spiteful bullies who get off on making fools of people. I've always found it unpleasant to witness. It's snidey and low.

[unamuno42]

I agree, Knowin me Knowing you makes fun of this by sniping at the a "tabloid reporter" and making fun of his picking his nose and doing other unsightly things. While eager to scorn, ambush style comedians or reporters do not want the public eye turned on them.

[oluchacha]

Lol @ the concern on Rolf Harris' face!

Look how smug Noel Edmonds looks, completely ignorant of his encroaching relegation to the media wilderness when he "couldn't get on TV for love nor money."

[Sophageddon]

Excellent reference to the Office. I like people that drop them in without explanation. Props

[danielspital]

lol stop watching the same videos as me!

[Sophageddon]

GTFO of my life!

[swatts80]

are you the boz boz - frickin' hilarious!

[Ynno2]

3:00

[DreamedOfHugeSpiders]

chris morris is a funny guy but i find the making fools of people uncomfortable viewing. i mean these people are made to look really stupid but there will have been hours of suited, well-spoken, grammatically-correct normality before the 10 minutes of absurdity began. that sort of thing can throw anyone off balance.

[dedded101]

Brass Eye is funny stuff, and Chris Morris is clearly very good at what he does, but I know what you mean. The celeb interviews just make me cringe for all concerned..

[kez1979]

That's part of his genius.

[markyparkymark]

Shatner's Bassoon! lmfao

[kakkermachavvy]

"Time to shatter a few myths"

[93LINIGHAN]

"Cried all the water out of his body"!! hahahahaha

[connugy]

The funniest series on TV anywhere. Ever!

[desmo8]

Bernard Manning is scum

[pab265]

Bernard Manning was actually a very nice man, and not at all racist - it was all an act.

[harshbutfair1]

Pab265 is right! All he (Bernard Manning) did was make avant garde observations based upon ones ethnical appearance and made correlations based on their colour and lifestyle, I'm sorry to use tautology but Manning certainly would call a spade a spade - pun intended - he said it how he saw it! He wasn't racist by any means, it's you Guardian reading think tankers who condemn the genius of a fat man in disguting pants who also forget that Bill Hicks said to somebody: ''stop doing that nigga act''

[bgg0071]

the best outro ever

[Bella666]

haahaha Shatner's Bassoon

[wizardssleeve09]

let's crystalise this, funny fucker.

[TURBODORK2]

i dont want my arms to feel like a couple of nights in a bad balloon

[BLAGASPANTS]

whats with Noel Edmonds lately acting like Ester fucking Ranson... watch that cunt.

And while ya there check Zeitgiest, Esoteric agenda, and Kymatica. on google video

Fucking learn something you complete and utter twats

[melvert33]

Noel Edmonds talking about the Prague schoolboy on cake who thought he had a month to cross the road.....fuckin brilliant!!

[YellingInMyEar]

They say alcohol is a drug. It isn't a drug. it's a drink!

[bolbonz]

oh yeah 'neinties' I know ja and danke is German for 'yes' and 'thanks' (I think) I thought it was 90's, now I can see how it fits.

[GodliKeRem1X]

Oh, you!

;)

[houlden33]

Talking books and dildos.

[a1exxm]

4:09 I cannot stop watching it