You're So White

[nhuskers007]

youre so white youre overweight

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White ... you probably have an I.Q. over 130 and can learn most anything faster than most anybody ... but insist on describing yourself as "bad at math (...or something)".

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White ... that you probably like Jimmy Stewart, Julie Andrews, and Garrison Keillor's 'A Prairie Home Companion' (NPR, nation-wide live broadcast, every Saturday night, 6pm).

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White ... that you probably have a natural slightly rosy-cheeked complexion that causes you to blush endearingly when you even think of something you oughtn't .

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White ..you probably project your own virtues and good-naturedness onto others, and think the best of them ... even when it's not very accurate.

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White, ... you probably flash the Scout Sign in at least one of your videos .. and look natural doing it.

[ProNorden]

Bryarly... You're so White, that you probably have a strong fondness for dogs, leaning toward retrievers, herding breeds or sled dogs ... but always end up choosing the dog from the pound that most ' needs to be saved'.

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ...You're so White, you probably cause nazis and klansmen concern as to whether or not they're kind and good-natured enough to be fully White.

[ProNorden]

Bryarly ... You're so White, ... you probably consider it intolerably poor form to disparage the traits and behaviors of other ethno-cultures.

[ProNorden]

You're so White ... you eschew orgies, partly because there'd be too many 'thank you' notes to write.

(Heard it before? It used to be an Episcopalian joke.)

[MollyXD124]

i went to Turkey this summer, and i was ignoring this one street vendor, so he yelled at me and asked me why i was so white.

[dragon987000]

trololololololol

[ThrashHold2011]

ur so white, you made this video!

[IrishSpore]

Dubstep is more filthy than Hitlers Gas bill, Yea I went their.

[codememo14]

me and my friend are currently insulting each other on facebook using these.. thank you :)

[godsteeth1911]

@codememo14 That is SO brilliant, please send me a screen shot or something?

[codememo14]

@godsteeth1911 I would but how exactly? i cant share an image through youtube... :/

[IJustMadeAComment]

@godsteeth1911

You're so hot, I'd ass fuck you.

[kannabiz420]

@codememo14 You're so white, you can't think of your own jokes.

[codememo14]

@kannabiz420 Your so white you dont know how to appreciate these jokes :)

Its one unique hell of a thing i mean.. no-one can cuss you back with the same type of cuss because they just dont know them xD

[Anyality]

HA! I've never heard those before... but I am in fact quite pale, so whenever I stood near a white wall, my friends would look around and be like "WHERE'D SHE GO?!" Of course it got a bit old after a while.

[godsteeth1911]

@Anyality I made them up! :D

[Anyality]

@godsteeth1911 Niiice!

[certainlynotinkansas]

I'm so white I was voted "Most likely to get sunburnt at night time" when I graduated.

[harrypotterite]

i find it hilarius that bing crosby videos are now coming up in suggestions just because you said one comment about bing crosby

[olgap35]

creepy eyebrows at the end...

[LeynaN]

You're so white you make youtube videos in the bathroom while you hide from your abusive boyfriend.

[godsteeth1911]

@LeynaN I just...I don't even know what to say.

[purejshots1]

@godsteeth1911 Ummm five out of five thank you.

[MrJamieb18]

I heard a few of these growing up super pale with very light blonde hair and very blue eyes

[xaddictedmuchx]

the funny thing is, i'm not. (:

[David1sBored]

You're so white you are your own patronus.

[godsteeth1911]

@David1sBored Ohhhhh so good.

[bjg223]

it's true....

[Lola6041]

will you do a follow up? perhaps "you're so black?"

[godsteeth1911]

@Lola6041 I think that would go over poorly.

[dreadsymmetry]

LMAO, dollface, I'm Asian and white than the white girls... What does that make me?

[godsteeth1911]

@dreadsymmetry White by actuality, not by racial assignation?

[theloyalbadger]

yup, i still come back to this video every so often and each time i feel thoroughly excluded. i'm terribly masochistic.

[widgetboy]

I've been called out! So white. So very white.

[sheepy156]

i can't do that with my eyebrow :(

[xXsam71394Xx]

I'm so white that when my friends want to feel good about their tans- they come to me and ask to compare arms :D

[MrsSkillpa]

You described me.

[roxmysoxify]

i AM casper's stunt double.

[TheTinaTiger]

So funny (Y)

[yukiibeauty07]

@AsphodelsAce i didn't mean alex day... some one else, on a canadian girls blog, they are walking holding hands. I don't want to say who because i respect her privacy and i regret writing that, but i just wanted her to know that we support her, and that they're cute..

[Bodaciousc1234]

Your so white, Vanilla Ice appears to have musical talent. Awesome video by the way :D So phyched I actually found out about your channel!

[melodygleek34]

Ah, Bryarly. I love you.

[TeamHarris916]

19 people are black

[solid0777]

Hey whats 6inches long and white.......NOTHING OOHH!!!

[MadOldPete]

@solid0777 I'll tell that to my polar bear friend, and he'll go all maimy on yo ass.

[MitenSoni]

The video tags make me smile. Great video

[RaisedByBadgers]

You're so white, you had to pause after each insult to work out what it meant. Oh wait, that was me...

[spacerat3004]

This video could do with proper captions written for it.

[LPRossi7]

If there were ever a reason to hit the subscribe button, this is it.

[ToriMtime]

Oh Bryarly, dear sweet Bryarly... Thank you, thank you oh-so-very-much. By the way, I mean that in the least sarcastic way possible... Yep, that's all I have to say. Yet again, you are amazing and inspiring.

[ThePatrickWorld]

welll UUURRRR SO WHITE umm nothing actually :) BOYD BLAM DONE.

[whatanepiphany]

Errr. Confused. I'm mostly yellow, actually. :p

[SeleneTheKnobel]

i pressed like but i dont think that was strong enough. love!

[Laurathawesomesaurus]

Racist.

[godsteeth1911]

@Laurathawesomesaurus Yep. Clearly, I am all hating of white people and stuff. They su-wait. Hold on. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I WAS WHITE!?!?

[solid0777]

@Laurathawesomesaurus I dont think she's racist if shes white herself lol

[dragon987000]

@Laurathawesomesaurus

troll successful

[yukiibeauty07]

i saw maybe you are dating a certain famous youtuber, i just wanted to say you both look adorable and best of luck. also, i really hope you carry on doing videos for a long time because i think they are very funny and cute !  you seem like a really lovely person!!

[KyKanda]

Yes, well... i am brown. So that does not really work. Sorry about that!!

[blendoutt]

eminem would be so offended :L

[blendoutt]

eminem would be so offended :L

[AllZeWayFromZeUK]

lol

[rassilonsvids]

Damn...I AM that white :'(

[blubbercookie101]

All those insults were nothing I already didn't know -___-

[MissTheMae]

This is funny cause I AM that white. Ahhh story of my life. But I do quite enjoy being hitler's wet dream.

[BentheBassPhish]

You're so white someone tried to open you and take out a cold beer.

[completeidiot19]

I know...

[AlexeiRomanov100]

Hip Hop isn't what a rabbit does? You have changed my world. I must find out this new fangled hip-hop! WHAT IS IT? Very funny video, :p

[danmann44]

Went to the hospital once with appendicitus, they asked my friend "Is he always this pale?" The answer was Yes....

[Janthonycox]

WHY ARE YOU SO WHITE!?!?!

[tetsubo57]

If I were any whiter, I would be translucent.

[Whiffinity]

That awkward moment when Bryarly makes a video about you... because I actually do bleed milk :S

[demiiw1]

@Whiffinity Y U SO WEIRD.

[Whiffinity]

@demiiw1 Y U SUCH A CREEPER ;) Have you never seen me bleed? Seriously dude, milk ;)

[PotterMoosh]

You're so white that Stephenie Meyer wrote a novel about you.

[WyverKnight17]

I'm so white, I make yo momma look tan.

[xXxIcecreamchic45xXx]

My best friend is half white. Is he only half of Hitler's wet dream???

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

Oh good grief, Hitler's wet dream?

*dies laughing*

[egchcge]

@Quintonir how did it end? Did your hair come apart like socks left in bleach too long? I lost many socks that way... ;(

[JelloDVDs]

lol. What inspired this video?

[mewcherry14]

......I actually do burn in the shade and glow under black lights ^.^; My friends have fun with that at bowling alleys....

[Imbitingmytongue]

"FORTEEN PPL WER SO WITE DEY DISLIKD DIS"

[TheCoryKid]

You're so white and you don't even like... albinos?

[Imbitingmytongue]

"Buh wai-! shez lyk wite erself!? wtf omg"

[olgap35]

You're so white, you have to get a spray tan just so people can see you.

[3lsid]

Best moment of the video: 0:37

[godsteeth1911]

@3lsid (I agree)

[3lsid]

@godsteeth1911 Oh God you replied back to my comment. Made my day. Thank You.

[whatstheverdict]

im so white i glisten in the sun.. no, really. i went out to tan today and i was just this blinding white and fifteen minutes in i was like "too pale... skin burned...now i will peel and be just as white as before. *"okay" meme guy*

[AKartch]

This is why I love your channel.

[candiegirll]

LOL! did you make ALL of those up? Forget YO MOMMA jokes..... these are better! I already make fun of my momma. (all in fun. all in fun.)

[godsteeth1911]

@candiegirll Yep, I did! Haha. I wish I could've come up with more.

[raeannisnotanihilist]

Ha! I have to go tanning just to be pale.

[divicool72]

It's ironic because she's white #dontexplainthejoke

[katkid666]

she has a mirror right?

[godsteeth1911]

@katkid666 She does, but she's so white she's invisible.

[gigzy43]

Yeah I'm kinda sensitive with the whole bleeding milk thing,BUT it is handy in the morning and we have run out of milk so instead of going the shop I just slit my wrist over my cereal...

[ukuleleandbaritone]

I'm so white, strangers assume I'm from the UK and start speaking welsh to me

[Concertardis]

I am that white, I'm so white I''m subscribed to @Gogsteeth1911. i'm so white that when i walk into a Chase Branch and request to cash a cheque they don't accuse me of fraud and call the police who then put me in gaol for the weekend. Honestly being white is awesome

[rac3318]

I've been waiting on you to do this video for like a month now hahaha.

[godsteeth1911]

@rac3318 Lol, sorry to keep you waiting. I kept hoping I'd come up with more, but topped out at 15.

[jtburney]

is it*

[jtburney]

Guilty on all charges... sometimes I feel like I am everything that is wrong with the world. Is is bad that I was also born on Hitler's Birthday?

[Namatok]

NO! YOU'RE so white, when you take your shirt off in a pitch black room, it lights up

[MorganPaigeLoves]

I'm so white, when I put on makeup I use flour as foundation.

[Quintonir]

@godsteeth1911

I actually once showered in bleach.

It did not end well.

[roqueanddrolle]

I'm so white that the sun doesn't even bother to burn me... :/

[DPBdandan139]

Is it 'coz I'm white?!

[wrighta04]

not cool

[theloyalbadger]

I'm only half white...

[bansribb]

You're so white you look like Voldemort is after you

[Destro7000]

...ummm. okay

[centreofdauniverse]

LOL

[TheQuirkyGiraffe]

I'm asian...

[RubikCuber1]

I'm Asian....

[skasis72]

scary thing is... i really am that white

[neafcy]

You're so white, Gandalf came back as you.

[RubikCuber1]

@neafcy HAHAHAHAAHA. :D

[godsteeth1911]

@neafcy This is another one - I WISH this had occurred to me.

[Dreamer25Yup]

If only I were white....

[sevdesrosiers]

<3

[TheSonicScrew]

Haha must say... I love it :D

[iliveonplanetspace]

You're so white your patronus is a bag of flour.

[godsteeth1911]

@iliveonplanetspace This is one of the suggestions I wish I'd thought of...

[AlexDH92]

This is the best video I've watched all day!

[OhItsJustKim]

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. :D

[SmellyJelly4MyBelly]

This video is really really nice! Mega smiley! :)

[geographyissowierd]

See this just hurts my feelings :(

[Cophenalypse]

Bryarly. I adore you. So frakking much. <3

[hannahgirasol]

I love you're so white jokes! You're hilarious : D

[Imbitingmytongue]

people are fucking stupid if they are actually insulted by this video

[AllThingsAndrew]

I am pretty white, but I am not Hitler's wet dream :(

[NikNikNiken]

You're so white people can't look at you for more than 3 seconds or they'll go blind

[hubertisnotmyname]

You're so white you are the moon. (said while looking at the moon)

[MrHumbugz]

@cuppateaaa Except cows are not the only animals who produce milk. i.e humans.

[edenygoodness]

i'm black...

[arcopizzicato]

haha but i didn't get the rainbow part :(

[arcopizzicato]

@arcopizzicato ok nevermind i thought you said prison but you actually said PRISM hehe sorry

[zeroknight55]

...but rabbits do go hip hop....

[elle13celley]

I am the palest person that I've ever seen...

[SirJumpingJack]

This is sorta anti-racist!? Good though! Love your videos!

[lordmwa25]

youd think that might attract haters but it shouldnt as it was rather good! Thank you for going where not many people dare....

[godsteeth1911]

@lordmwa25 Oh, haters were definitely attracted. But haters gon' hate.

[SmileyMikee]

acctually im slightly tanned.

[RapunzelNames]

LOL! This was a very very funny light hearted video! Lovely! Is it bad I seriously burn in the shade [seriously. I do]. LOL. It happens. I love the snow bit (well, everybody does tell me I look, act, and sound just like Snow WHITE. seriously).

[UmmOkNoodles]

I actually do burn in the shade...

[Thormodo]

None of them were funny, sorry :(.

Besides, I only had to go outside for a few hours for a couple of days to not be so white any more. So the joke's on you!

[myfeetdontlikeshoes]

You're so white, you make Barry Manilow look like a brotha'

[sheepy156]

I'm not that white, I'm only recommended by 3/5 dentists :(

[sayYAYtooday]

You're so white, that you have a job, and you work.

Unlike someone I know. . .What? I have more of an olive skin tone.

[KellieTemplin]

albino look tan... xD my friend is SUPER white. she has VERY fair skin i just have fair skin. next to her i look tan xD

[sayYAYtooday]

YOur so white, that you're friendly with your neighbours, and you're polite. HA, loser.

[Starrymite]

But I thought I was yellow. ):

[crapmyspoonistoobig]

Well you're so white......... You're white.

[icarusforde]

You know, the sad thing is I do burn in the shade... And I almost glow under blacklights. *sigh*

[SloCheetah13]

Wat?

[madeofpurple]

What I hear all the time is "You're not white, you're neon white" XD

[FrannyLuvsAll]

@madeofpurple hahaha I get "you're not white, you're clear."

[compnerd2797]

But...but....but I'm Korean O.o

Everything I know is a lie

[SmileyIfSinging]

It's so true! *cries*

[windmeupandwatchmego]

I know I am.. No need to keep telling me :(

[TheTeenageRebel]

When I clicked on this video it had 111 views. This was a spooky time for me.

Plus, I don't feel insulted. Just mildly curious about the whole bleeding milk thing. Would that make you a cow?! Love the video(:

[cuppateaaa]

@TheTeenageRebel Except cows don't bleed milk? :'D

@cuppateaaa I meant they produce milk... I feel so stupid...