It's Cousin Patches!

[KTBEverlasting]

"She tried to push ham on him." Candy is comedy

[tritri0079]

lmao cousin patches you are a mess lmao

[Luolabutterfly]

lmao cousin patches u craaazy...rewrappin gifts...lmao...dwl..chiiiiile!

[shanae7]

im thinking color means carla lol?

[jbreezyRulez]

Patches... and that hair!!!

[LovelyAprilBaby]

lol baby blanket and prince michael..lol cousin patches is a mess. this video is hilarious especially when she start speaking to deja about the ball and then told the part about deja wanting to help her

[DaNtertaynr]

"it wasnt behind no glass" -- Patches is a damn fool lmao

[notsweets23]

I want to see that Fudi dude!!! Btw, Jacob is so adorable!

[cooleymem]

PATCHES!!!!

[cocowms6]

CAAANNDY!!!!! I needed that laugh!!!!! I have been stressed and going through some trying times!!!! Thanks Patches and Candy for giving me a laugh!!! Be blessed!!! Jacob is adorable!!!

[1975patches]

FACE BOOK PATCHES WELLS & (lifewitcousinpatches) is the you tube channel thanks for the love smoochies!

[clazzofoeight]

Yaaas!!! Jacob is just toooo cute! Funny stories! 

[lyfeafta30]

wtf is Color lmfao its the Law

[lyfeafta30]

wtf is Color lmfao 

[MissNewbie16]

@lyfeafta30 she was sayin Carla ..thats her name,,lol

[GRAViTYTHR33]

make a move! just make a move! don't be scaaaaaaaaared!! lol i love yall

[KTBEverlasting]

She's right though. If that ball meant that much to him, he should've put it behind glass or something.

[shortnik11]

no yum yum boo boo, haha lol what the hell, that shits funny, shes funny, no disrespect but the first time she spoke i thought she was hella high.lol

[bluricane]

In most cases very opinionated means that your'e a bitch in most men's eyes.

[ewingboyz]

I love the intro Candy!

[BOMBFRESHCoCo]

LMAOOO THIS WAS TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY  PUT IT BEHIND GLASS HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

[babeegurl2k7]

Patches, honey, you tell the best stories! I swear! I'm subscribed to LWCP but I need to play catch up. Now let me go watch part 2.

[thatkidB]

AWWWWW DA BABY!!!!! AHHHH I WANT HIIIMMMM HE SO WITTLE! LOL

[KiaLuv01]

Omg Candy what happened to tht video where you told the full story about Cousin Patches nd her ex?

[SusanlovesBEYONCE]

oh goodness patches x) ahha 

[lekena2]

Patches always looks so fly ; ) you go girl!!!!

[nikalee31698]

Lawd I would have loved to see her hit him with them left and right hooks!!

[DollBaby008]

im sooo mad i understood what cousin Patches meant by "yum yum" "boom boom" lmao!!! MSNBC!! LOVE YOU COUSIN PATCHES

[sweetaddictionstv]

@DollBaby008 LOL well chilee tell me what it means! LOL

[skillssaysitall]

Cousin Patches!  Always a joy...and a good story. LOL

[asianmai]

lol funny

[DANEPMUSIQUE]

LMMFAO  aww shiid yall funny az shiid! lmmfao!

[Thablizzit]

lmao!! One of the best videos yet!! Candy, lmao, I can't with you and cousin Patches.

[Sabriyah21]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLL can I help?

[extremedivas1]

Cousin Patches need a youtube channel .

[funascanb]

@extremedivas1 She has one.

[MsHealed1]

I loooovvveee cousin patches !!!! Lmbo , & and Candy..thanks fir the video....

[ItsJustMeC]

lmbo that was sum funny stuff...i <3 cuzin Patches...by the way does that hair style have a name like the crouchin tiger hidden flower?

[brandybecky26]

Patches you are off the chain.... Your I got butter cooking show. Get Paula Deen on there on time since she just loves some butter.....lmfao....Do you thing sweetz.

[lunytune203]

patches is Too Crazy lol

[ambreyboo]

i cant find cousin patches channel? where can i find it candy?

[sweetaddictionstv]

@ambreyboo the link is in the box below the video

[420sandra]

hey ladyzz.....how u doin? i luv me sum cuzin patches wit her crazy self gotta check her out on her channel she neede that cuz she is sooo.....funny luv ya gurrl,n i luv candy wit her new little one sooo....cuute...n wayz jus wanna send my luv n support to u both n guess wat? ima be a momma again for the 3rd time i have a 2 n 3yr old and im about 2 mo. along now pray fo me yall:)

[UrbanEnt1234]

I like your hair cousin patches, where u in the show or just their enjoy the shoe this year?

u was killin me with the african accent lol, lil jacob cute self #classiccuzinpatches i thought i had subscribe to life with cuzin patches but the videos dont come up

[toda9008]

I don't eat porkchop either or ham. But I'll tear up some bacon and sausage though lol

[NyFin3st11]

i was too busy looking at little jacob and candy =) lmao sorry patches

[sweet2dcore1]

Carlaaaaaaa I do not like dis 1...lmao

[sweet2dcore1]

Hey Candyyyy hun!!!!! Ur face is fat girl. Jacob left u w/ something huh. lol

[BEllaTHeSTarr]

LMBO!!! Cousin Patches you are a mess! I can't stop laughing!

[ayookiddtv]

I'm still stuck on the fact that his name is Foodie. . .

[bapz730]

i looove cousin patches she is hilarious i cant even take it, ive been laughing since she started talking...and them eyelashes and her hair<3 cousin patches is the best...aww candy your son is soo cute cutest baby i have seen in awhile i saw a little baby the other day look like a 37 year old man i was like awwww his shoes is so cute........slow blink........lmfaooo i love seeing you and patches together too much!!!!!!lml

[asianmai]

Lol i laughed so much

[spaderzparadise]

lol cousin reminds me of the lady that sold her greens in the movie the beauty shop and the lady that did the radio show on that movie or part 2 anyways i swear she does lol she done those monkey noises lmao

[emocupcake17]

too damn funny!



[ari0701]

patches' hair and lashes...

[akamizzT]

Wow! This made my evening! =)

[splexiprincess]

is cousin patches real name karla ?.lol ill take cousin to a buffet wit me any day. u shudda knock him out da first time shittt lollol.lmaoooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

[djsoto19]

Omg patches needs to do that accent more often, lol

[ITZoMEoCC]

ima be mad if u loose yo baby weight before i loose my chicken and chips weight

[brinkleyf]

Lmfao.. I don't even know where to start.. This whole video was so damn crazy and funny! Lawd Patches..

[1975patches]

THE HAIR DO IS CALLED THE FRUITIELOOP! SMOOCHES!

[PhatSonia]

Put it behind glass!!!

[1975patches]

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO YOU TUBE (LIFEWITCOUSINPATCHES) THANK YOU KINDLEY SMOOCHIES SUGA!

[neleza]

DAMN SHAME 

[SaadiPinky]

Ahahahaha!!! The law that kids should play ball lololol

[lagrana90]

lol...i FRY CHICKEN!!! lol

[msgigglesbaby]

I NEVA SEEN CUZ PATCHES VIDEOS B4 ... SHE HAD ME ROLLN I DEF SUBSCRIBED TO HER.

[iamfedex]

ugh ugh im mad at Patches about that soccer ball.....lmao

[exceptionalent1]

"If you got special stuff... put it behind glass!!!" Bwahaha....

[ladyplaya1]

@exceptionalent1

This is my new phrase now!  That and "It's against the law!" and I just fill in my own blanks! Cousin Patches is funny as hell!!

[htowngurl17]

too funny

[Will9323]

Hil-Ar-ious. Loved it <3

[moinmemphis]

That damn patches is crazy! LMAO!!!and that hair look a Fool!

[myalteregodiva]

I love cousin patches lol!

[girlllyj]

BABYYYYY I LOVE ME SOME COUSIN PATCHES

[MsSAVAGElady]

i never laughed so hard

cousin patches is TOO funny

[NewOrLeaNzbaby03]

LMAO @ Baby Blanket and Prince Michael... missed ole' cuzin patches

[LakerHaterPHXLOVER]

Cousin Patches is sooo pretty {even with them lashes and that hair} ! lol

[crakhoBITCH]

LAWD at them lashes

...MATCHIN the damn hair xD

damn you you destroyin that man futbol...but honestly, i would have done that ALONE just for him referin to my name as "color"...what type of shit is THAT

[porgynbess]

Candy' U-R a beautiful mother, god bless U and your baby...

[milanimonroe]

Oh lord no, as much as I LOVE football (soccer in America) I would have died if that was my ball...Damn Patches LOL

[iamkelc]

love the new intro. patches cut up the signed football and throw it in the forest LMAO! she so wrong for that one but i still love her.

[MountainQueen]

no tea no shade baby but th... the eyelashes. the... hair. It looks like easter melted on her head!

[BmoreGurlReppin410]

Patches : Yum yum Boom boom

Candy : Whispers - What the hell is that ?

LMFAOOOO

[85Luck]

Patches head look like some pink and yellow skittles lol

[ctswright]

first thing i said..no lord...no lie.

[PanaR3dd]

lawd jesus i was like patches plz dont knock jacob out of candy arm...so patches was in the bronner bros hair show right..brighter than a mug lmao..she a trip lol

[rockqueen8503]

ummm.....i want patches hair...that is all

[HoneyChali]

cooking hooves and snatchin soccer balls LMAO Patches tellin it like it is! Luv it!

[shynsexy12]

I didn't pay attention to nothing patches said I was too distracted with lil cutie pahtootie

[ikkinnikk]

I haven't heard the theme song in a while! Patches has a channel? How I NOT know?

[keaijah926]

LMPAO PATCHES A MESS!!

O LOVIN DA BABY

[beyoncelover1993]

COUSIN PATCHEZ...GRRRRRRRRR

[mustlose20pds]

That story: lol! I subbed 2 her channel 2day :-)

[astrozier1]

girl a African an a mu slum whew what were you thinking but i am glad you showed him how american girls get down you can't beat on us like we children lol

[malysia03]

OOOHHHH CANDY THAT COUSIN PATCHES IS A DAMN TRIP!!!

[jody30nc]

Was cousin Patches in the hair show lol

[Clowningaround65]

Aww Candy you make such a cute mom.

[Clowningaround65]

Patches is off the hook!!

[QueenEyeCee]

Cousin-Patches, I too am an African-American Woman, I too can cook my ass off, but, I'm Muslim and have never eaten swine and will not partake in anything to do with a pig. I too eat greens, cabbage so on and so forth, but try utilizing smoked turkey parts as oppose to the #1 killer of our folks.. By the way I gave birth to a 9lb 9oz baby without no pork juice at all,as a matter of fact when I was pregnant I hated meat and only ate vegetables & fruits...

[QueenEyeCee]

I wish I had the balls Cousin-Patches has; the lashes & hair is very ballsy!!!

[LadyBeex3]

Feelin the new INTRO :)

NOT feelin Cousin Patches' hair, but I love her anyway.

[neshia071]

baby did yall see tho lashes

[LadiiMiilo3]

I LOVE PATCHES!!!!!!!

[Dreckerplayer]

She trynna rock that female Ronald Mcdonald hair-do...

[jaided79]

@Dreckerplayer i lol-ed

[funascanb]

L o v i n g the intro btw. x)

[laquesha01]

lmfao @ 14:42, "yum yum boo boo" candys reaction = priceless

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

lmaooo patches is crazyy XD

[BiggaBX]

Patches had sex with some starburst and it jizzed all in her hair Lol ok im JK I Love Patches

[foxybrownnumba1fanx]

Cousin Patches is A QUEEN WEN IT COMES TO THE WEAVE GAME BABY LOL

[a1b2c3d4e59]

there is no crazy like nigerian

[monezzy05]

Poor Foodie...

[sbabwb]

Yes, clearly you two didn't get along... Patches is a mess!

[blackadidas09]

why everyone geeking this patches woman up. that chick looks like a hot ass mess..stop clowin..yall know yall would laugh at her ass if yall saw her on the streets

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

@blackadidas09 yeah but on here? she funny as hell no one gives a fuck lmfao.

[BigboyHollywood]

lol Patches is too much! Gotta love her!

[Pranchobaby]

May God bless u patches...but why were trying to convert the mislim to christianity...The lashes on fire....candy Ur lillte man is growing

[kidafswazzy]

aww jacob a lil cutie tell him to call me in about 18 yrs lol ps he a big babi

[Crzymofo69]

Cousin Patches is just too fabulous! Candy's hair looks so healthy and she looks happy! I love these two! Hilarious. God bless!

[musicaldancedreamer]

WTH patches

[cynmille2000]

im on the floor lol, i love cousin patches

[CoreyLego1]

OH HEKK YEA THEY R BAKK

[kguard5]

Not General Tahoe Chicken! LMAO! But yeah them africans got tht male domination mentality, don't work on no down south woman lol and Candy's face at 17:17=priceless lol

[GotStack]

Awwww, Candy! You look so cute with Jacob!!

[missptv9090]

Ham I said lmao

i want patches to make me a porkchop sammich lol

noooo she cut up the ball LAWD HAVE MERCY ahahah

[subartistic]

THAT HAIR!...It was a distraction. COusin Patches. smh.

[monimom3]

Hilarious story Patches!! Candy thanks for posting this vid and Baby J looks soooo cute and plump!! LOL!! =0)

[mataje]

yay cousin patches is back

[shawnyeng]

LOL

[XsweetstarliteX]

patches you wrong for that ball stunt loool tooo funny though

[20wsmith]

was it gum or gun

[funascanb]

@20wsmith

G U M, of course. x)

[20wsmith]

@funascanb if you say so but i would think if sum was getting beat on they would be asking for a gun

[funascanb]

@20wsmith

I understand, but Candy told that story in one of the older videos, and she even said that she gave him the nasty sugar free kind for being such a smartass. Go do your research because the older videos are hilarious.

[20wsmith]

@funascanb guess i wasnt clear because what i was saying was i didnt understand y he would ask for gum and not a gun because he was getting his tail whipped

[THENAMEISKEKE]

IF YOU DATE A CHINESE WOMEN SHE'S GON TO FEED YOU SHRIMP FRIED RICE LMFAOOOO COUSIN PATCHES SMH

[Lovelyladybug12ify]

Omg..lol I'm over here rolling

[Chocolatetigress]

Poor dude!

[Couturechic89]

this was to funny patches is so funny i love her! lol christmas ham

[YoungGazaGirl876]

Oh Candy you fancy with that intro,huh?lol

[RoadyDean91]

Awww Candy, he's so cute and new looking.

I love you, Patches. You rock.

[LauraM91]

aww lawd! Ha lashes match ha hair too

[courtmars1]

*dead* at "It angered me from within." This video was hilarious from A to Z!

[windrashadra]

3 words:

Patches

Hair

OMG!!!

[KanikaJaimeeLynn]

Cousin Patches was making up laws...lol!

[ayanaaaaaa]

whats is cousin patches's youtube channel?

[juslivin4me2009]

"if you got special things put behind glass" lol!!!!!!! thts rite cousin patches!!!!!!! BEHIND GLASS!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! a mess!!!

[lilkey0816]

AAAAHHHH I LOVE THAT INTRO!!!! Patches hair and eyelashes always gotta match!! SWAG!!!

[Lladyk95]

awwww candy your baby is so beautiful i am so happy 4 u and your family

[comejett]

Lmao She crazy I didn't know she had a channel I'm going to sub her channel.

[kadeejahh]

i was distracted by the cuteness of mother and child :)

[VMJakaThree]

Cuzin Patches really need her own show on Live TV! lol

[BxConCeiteDmuCh]

i can't find cousin patches channel is it on here or is it another youtube candy can you give us a link

[loreliz4]

PATCHES AND CANDY ARE BACK !!! AND CANDY I LOVE THE INTRO !!

[MrFreshPrinze2010]

"General Tahoe Chicken"! lmfao

[mahdsmom]

You done came back with a new intro and all...lol

[LadiiBoz3]

All Children can play with balls #lmao ...Patches need help!

[b33j33zybaby]

lmao @ "you do not put fist with me!"

[MistahJai]

It me the longest to figure out what "Calla" was when Patches was doing the Foody impersonation -- he was sayin CARLA her name lol... I was like DA HELL??? P.S. - Shout out to Blanket and Prince Michael! SMH...

[kendollbad]

Cousin Patches got your baby doing some waiting to exhale type stuff with that ball....lol

[doogienahnah]

LMAOOOOOOOO I like Patches...

[peachy6969]

I love how y'alls minds are connected. Candy you raise hand at 14:00, don't even get the words out and Patches knows you mean the soccer story! LOL!

[ochsababe]

jacob! he looks so comfy! :)

[murdocxjames]

PATCHES' HAIR.

OH.

LORD.

JESUS BE A FENCE

[meeha007]

@murdocxjames LMAO!!

[evitasofly]

@murdocxjames you took the words right out of my life... and the eye lashes smh

[SexyEyez89]

I Love You cousin patches!!!!!......LOL, at the Destruction of his ball.

[PrettyBrownEyes0489]

roflmao wth is yum yum boom boom?

[jaydiva626]

i luv deja's commentary in the background lmao yall crack me up

[shawnclub7]

LOL Yall are a mess. Patches Imma need you to stop beating on skinny men lol

[fnc0516]

Oh lord cuzin patch got a nest on her head,lol!! Oh snap are you engage patches? That ball store is crazy and somebody in my family would have done the same thing.

[itskeefybaybee]

Patches' hair is HOT. Like seriously.

[MzGlam101]

Yaaaaas Cousin Patches! hahaha