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  • this needs to be the national anthem

  • At least he supports our country

  • Lolz

  • Stephen Lynch needs to redo this song and add a SOPA reference...

  • @templerunes are you deaf did you listen to his last verse it was reasons America isn't as great as many redneck braindead idiots such as yourself say it is. In Europe bush was compaired to hitler seriously hitler because of the wars for oil

  • People need to stop talking about conspiracy theories, war, and how great other countries are. This is a song FOR AMERICA. If you just stroll through youtube looking for things to hate on, you're an asshole, a real butthole, and you make me want to punch you in your asshole neck. Listen to the music, and if you don't love it, fuck you.

  • Lynch does a good Bob Dylan impression.

  • This is literally the most patriotic song I have ever heard. Toby Keith could learn something from him.

  • @TheBigRedOctopus Fuck patriotism. This is the only song by him, that sucks...

  • @TheBigRedOctopus Question your government and what is going on around you, or move to a fascist country, because I want freedom, not Oligarchy.

  • Why-I'm not disagreeing with Lynch, and anyway his song is ironic, so I have the right to make a poem up about my home country.

  • Britain's the land of the great and the good.

    Home of the true tricolour scheme.

    Land of Thatcher, chicken pie and the horse-racing scene.

    And if you don't love her F*** YOU!

  • @Eccentricexpert no fuck you

  • if the world wer a school hed be homecoming king... Alfred F. Jones Gakuen Hetalia XD

  • @teamjacob3700 lol so ture!

  • Yeah Canad wait what,

  • @Ace80forever, thanks for your service, you are the correct one here, btw I don't support gay marriage

  • Seriously though, sounds like Bob Dylan is singing lol...I cant get over it.

  • could not have captured america more perfectly. haha

  • Also Stephen kind of sounds like Bob Dylan a little in this song

  • Thank you armed servicemen. Making the ultimate sacrifice, achieving the greatest thing in the world, disciplined, merciful. America <3

  • Thanks, Stephen!

    To the vets: Thanks for the hard work. I'm sorry if you didn't have a choice but become a soldier. If you did have a choice, and went in anyway, enjoy your paycheck.

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  • is it just me or is America the only country that writes songs about how awesome they are

  • @winkler67

    I saw one from Germany about how awesome Germany is. xD

    Prussia is the most awesome.

  • @winkler67 it's definitely just you.

    

  • @winkler67 Every country's national anthem is basically about how they're awesome... 

  • @VideoWaddlebury Yes, but I think that he means songs OTHER than the national anthem. However, it's also true that we have the song "American woman," which is anti-America. Is that by an American?

  • @ReneeMontoya12 Nope. That's by The Guess Who, a Canadian band...

  • @fohkukohgeki Ah. Thank you.

  • the guitar is BASICALLY just baby sped up. i know cos i can play both

  • The Obama Deception. Research and then come back here with your comments about America.

  • and now... let the WAR OF THE COMMENTS COMMENCE!

    

  • CANADA > USA

  • @xPLCxTempest We can carry our own side-arms freely, you can not. we can walk outside and see every race and religion. you can not legally own weapons in your country, at least not many and for any purpose other than hunting. you only have thousands of Asians living there and you have a healthcare system that can deny you treatment on a whim. You claim to be better and america is not perfect but at least we know what we want and we wont give it up. so stay neutral if you think thats better.

  • @monkeygirl9988 I say the following as an American, Canadian healthcare makes far more sense than the "You must buy healthcare and if you can't afford it, you're screwed" mind-set. Furthermore, why do we NEED guns? Homeland security protects us from outside threats. If another plane gets hijacked, the passengers will still be helpless. If we decide our government is totalitarian and try a second revolution, we'll still lose because we don't have tanks or warheads. If someone who's being attacked

  • @ReneeMontoya12 You're right, my Canadian love. You still couldn't pay me to be you. When a plane in Canada is highjacked, I'll try and remember the maple leaf, dear.

  • @jennyleighann a) I am AMERICAN. b) Weapons are still not allowed on planes, and weren't before 9-11. Therefore, the only people who would have weapons on airplanes would be hijackers.

  • @ReneeMontoya12 Then go live in Canada. Unless your there. Then stay. Or, if your in America and you can legally buy yourself a gun, do so, then shoot yourself in the face. Whiny little fuck.

  • @Ace80forever The reason why our government is considered a good idea is that we can complain if we want to. (It's called "freedom of speech," for those Republicans present.)

  • @ReneeMontoya12 Your right. There is a freedom of speech. Some of us, like myself, actually fought for it. What you have is diarrhea of the mouth. Guns will always be legal, and should be. If someone breaks in my house, I don't have five minutes to call the cops and hide under the bed. I have about 10 seconds to react. You see, that's the difference. Real Americans don't run and hide from bad guys. We have a choice, and our choice is to put a bullet in that worthless piece of shit.

  • @Ace80forever So, do all of you "real Americans" have extensive training with firearms? If you don't, and someone breaks into your house, that gun is more likely to harm then help you, and I'd love a copy of your eulogy.

  • @ReneeMontoya12 Yes I have extensive training with a firearm, so no, I'm not endangering myself. Just the dumb bastard that came into my house with bad intentions. Again with your pathetic diarrhea of the mouth. Guns were the physical instrument of our freedom during the revolution that made this country, and guns will continue to level the playing field for us now. It's the " I don't care how big and bad you are you can't beat flying lead" ideology. And it works. dumb cunt.

  • @ReneeMontoya12

    I'm a 'Real American' and I have never been through any sort of weapons training program at any time of my life. Everyone that has ever seen me shoot has said that I am an amazing shot. I can handle almost any weapon you hand me, weather I am familiar with it or not.

  • @edaboladik me too man me too. its just natural for me.

  • @nickasaurus11

    It's like that with my whole family. We never go out to shoot though because ammo is getting too expensive for leisure shooting :(

  • @ReneeMontoya12 And its funny how you still seem to forget how that freedom of speech was earned. You know what, do the world a favor, wipe that smug " I know best" look off your face, go shave your fucking armpits, and quit acting like an asshat. It's people like you that abuse every right this country and its fighting men have fought for. The kind that raise children that have "so spirited", when in truth their just little spoiled assholes that were never shown any discipline. Fuckin leech

  • @Ace80forever First of all, I would appreciate it if you would prove yourself capable of making your points without obscenity or sexism. Secondly, I support a number of rights in this country that you probably don't (i.e- gay marriage, non-rigged elections.) I'm also for the abolition for the House of Representatives, because with modern advances in technology it is more than possible for us to vote for ourselves. Don't talk to me about rights; I support them.

  • @ReneeMontoya12 HAAHAAA obsene?!! Well again GO FUCK YOURSELF! Supporting rights is a lot different than actually earning them fucktard! Gay marriage? I guess you think I'm just to goddamn old fashioned to support that huh? Fact is I really don't care if they get married or not. I'm not a very religious person. And I'll be as obscene as I fucking want. I, unlike you, have fucking earned it. so fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you again!

  • @Ace80forever @ReneeMontoya12 Both of you STFU. You are having an internet flamewar on a relatively unrelated topic. I would normally just laugh, but, whatever.

  • @TheYoungerPerspectiv Go fuck yourself. Stay out of something you aint part of peckerwood.

  • @Ace80forever

    Forget to take your crazy pills, brutha? I guess you earned that right by being an obstinate fuckwad that nobody wants to be around.

  • @Bhikshu2 Exactly, and thank you for noticing. But your lady wants me around.  I guess you cant take enough hard dick pills to make her happy huh? thats okay. Your pal here will take care of it. all night long.

  • @Ace80forever I agree with you man, Renee is one of those people who don't know what the fuck goes on in the real world. Thanks for your service as well, saw you mentioned you fought for us.

  • @CChissel Thanks man. You know most of the time I get on here just to read the funny comments. I don't mind trolls cause I troll myself. But when you see that someone SERIOUSLY just thinks like that, it just makes no sense. People like that will never get it. So, their just gonna get fucked with.

  • @monkeygirl9988 turns a gun on the person attacking them, it's likely to be used against them. So why, exactly, are guns in the hands of civilians good?

  • @monkeygirl9988 (Note: Sorry that this order doesn't make sense. I ran out of characters on the first one.)

  • @xPLCxTempest HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

  • This does have an irish ring to it. The riff and the pull on his voice both have that sound.

  • @alucardhellsing420 to the creator of this page.... your code is off love and it's not accepting the correct answers. Not easily accessible, not user friendly, Someone paid a lot of money for you to do, not only what you failed to do, but what I know certain people could have done correctly for half the price.

  • fuck you bin laden

  • lolz

  • I love my country. I don't always love the people in charge of it.

  • When I travel, I make it a point to be as obnoxiously American as possible. If I start getting weird looks, I go into the Randy Marsh "Oh, I thought this was America, is this some communist country?" bit. Then if that doesn't diffuse the situation, I start cracking skulls. Malnourished Filipino kids hit like 3 year old girls. That's what being an American means to me. 

  • fuck them 10

  • well then fuck 10 people.

  • @TheCatchFilms nope fuck 13 people

  • @TheCatchFilms 15 people are one of those gays

  • @TheCatchFilms You mean fuck 15 people

  • @ReneeMontoya12 5 months ago

  • at lots of times i am extremely proud to be american, but when i travel, i am going to bring my canadian passport. this song explains it.

  • New national anthem

  • and if you dont love her than fuck you. hilarious!

  • lol he kind of has an Irish accent in this it sort of reminds me of a few songs from dropkick murphys :)

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  • @frostiethewicked he definettly does not sound irish

  • @clare0skater0 i said he KIND of does << not saying he absolutely sounds Irish, but if you listen to some Irish punk music you'd get what i was saying

  • this shuld be the new national anthem

  • @minyarg Thumbs up x Infinitely

  • @minyarg you sir... epic winning

  • @minyarg 100 percent agreed

  • awww.. i was hoping he would ridicule it like all other songs he does.

  • @konohamarutard You didn't get the point of the song. Or points, rather.

  • 10 people dont love america... or apple pie.

  • Very Funny and very true.

  • "If you don't want our help that's ok were coming in anyway," Funniest part of the song.

  • just awesome i love it

  • This song is fucking amazing. Lynch is great.. every song makes me laugh my ass off.

  • @Linkfan001 uhhhhhh no one cares how good we are in america, they'll still hate us, no matter how much we argue on youtube at a stephen lynch song, so why not just enjoy the song?

  • @JPsWTFProductions Nope, and I hope you realise that's a 6-month old comment.

  • 9 people are terrorists!

  • Fags

  • Happy July Fourth!

  • I love how most people want to: A) Disparage America or B) Fight about facts. The nation of America was built on ideal principles and has certantly strayed from that utopian ideal, but it has tried to make some wrongs right. (Slavery, segrigation, sexism) It also tends to take some steps backwards while going forwards. (War on multipe fronts for -insert reson here-, genocide of the Native Americans, babying the rich) This nation is better than most, and hey, no one is perfect.

  • they gave women the vote ?? yea right we had to fight for that

  • @darkroge Way to misinterpret a lyric in order to become hostile and cheapen the gains of a nation.

  • @AntiChristAntiFail A nation which years ago was unfair and unjust, It is not hostile to state truth

  • seriously...CALM DOWN. Just shutup and love America

  • CHILL OUT GUYS! stephen lynch is a comedian hes not serious

  • BRILLIANT!!!  Airs the dirt, tho.... (ducks head and hopes no one sees...) ROFLMAO!!!! :O)

  • Okay, to all you people who are calling me racist.

    1. It was a metaphor. a met-a-phor. You know, used by eloquent people for effect?

    2. I never claimed to an expert in American history. But some native americans did indeed live in tipis and where warpaint. I never said that ALL of them did.

    3. Last but not least, at no point have I insulted anyone. All right, maybe I did use a n over-exaggeration that was obviously misinterpreted as a blind insult, but there's no reason to have a hissy fit.

  • @Floobiddydoo Fine. Explanation accepted.

  • I feel like some of the people commenting on this don't quite understand what 'satire' is....

  • if you don't think so 'fuck you'

    Said in true American style!

  • thumbs for usama's death!!!! AMERICA!!!!

  • @mrskoolaid100

    its spelled osama

  • @w0o0d It's a romanization of a word in a completely different alphabet, so there isn't really 1 spelling. I cite you to the 3 minute video of different correct ways to spell "Muamar Quaddaffi"

  • i listened to this wen i found out osama got killed by u.s.a!!!

  • Great song for Osama's dead...lol

  • 8 people dislike this?

    terrorists?

  • I love how all these "wankers" are calling the UK the "parent country"

    I don't understand...

    I don't beat my parents...never the less..in war..

    Nor does anyone her care for soccer...Your spot in the world is to teach us the correct educate for drinking tea..that's all...

    By the way, Monarchy is dead...

    Can't for the queen to be...as far as your so called "princes to heir"

    More American then you think...and if you don't think so

    Fuck you...

  • @superflyxi Wow, congrats, you've proved yourself a prejudiced bigot!

  • @leareth Thanks!

  • @superflyxi The reason we're called the parent country is becuase if it weren't for us you'd still be living in tipis and wearing war paint.

  • @Floobiddydoo Naw...I'm of chinese heritage....

    regardless, better then being a bunch of pompous stuck up pussies

  • @superflyxi At least I didn't resort to stereotypical racism. But I could do, if you want.

  • @Floobiddydoo you already have with the"living in tipis and wearing war paint" my friend

  • @MrAwesomness515 In what way? Unless you are completely ignorant of your history, you would know that that was exactly how the Native Americans lived.

  • @Floobiddydoo yes but not ALL of them were in tipis not ALL of them wore war paint so saying that is stereotyping and a bit of racism your saying they were all in tipis and wore war paint

  • @MrAwesomness515 No, I am simply stating facts about their culture.

  • @Floobiddydoo NO, IT ISN'T!!! Look, Native Americans are not of one people, they're SEVERAL. Tipis were only used by Great Plains tribes, and tomahawks were used mostly by tribes on the West Coast. NOT ALL OF THEM. It's not a part of THEIR culture, because the cultures of Native Americans were and ARE highly diverse and different. And war paint isn't a primitive thing. THE U.S. ARMY DOES THAT IN ALMOST EVERY WAR!!!! It's just for identification, like uniforms.

    You racist schmuck.

  • @MrAwesomness515 Ugh, jesus fucking christ dont get so easily offended.

  • @FutureMarine1775USA i'm not i'm saying that if he is debating with someone about stereotypical racism that he "doesn't use it" but turns right around and uses it

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  • O MY GOD!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! AFGANASTAN THINKS WERE THE BOMB!!!

  • I played this for my American gf and she loved it :)

  • thumbs up if it makes u proud and ashamed at the same time. i think thats the point anyways that we are great but recently we've been hijacked

  • @frankthetankize sorry just makes me ashamed :(

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  • @charrison85 dont know where u come from but we are able to say wtf we want when we want so if u dont love her than fuck yoooooooooouuuuuuuu.

  • @charrison85 ..Get the fuck out, really. You don't get it. 

  • this is my new favorite song!!

  • Freedom of speech, religion, and expression for everyone, not just in america, everyone, thats the reason our four fathers made this country. They are rolling over in thier graves at what this great nation has become, with all this intolerance and bigotry. People voted for George W. Bush Jr. not for his political standing, but, for his relious views, if you look back, America is not actually a Christian nation. it is a free nation. "In God we trust"?? No, Fuck No! we should build a better world

  • if ya don't love her fuck you!

  • I wasn't talking bout stephen lynch,hes god.nuff said,I was talking bout the guy who was hating on it

  • anybody notice the irish accent?

  • MrAmea does it the best

  • Look; we all hate fanatics. And the world is full of them. However since America is the most popular country on earth way too many people, myself included at times, tend to hate the entire country for what some bastard did to someone etc etc. No one should love an entire country. They should love the good things about the country. Let's be honest: America is great in tons of aspects. But it has it's flaws like the rest of the world. We're all human. And if you don't think so fuck you.

  • @Eeken90gQ don't be a jerk,we all love something.stephen lynch aparntly loves america,I love alot bo ut america.but hate alot as well. now back off what other people belive in

  • @XxmikelETFxX First of all, I have problem understanding what you just said. My comment was saying "Everything has a good side and a bad side" and you're calling me a jerk? Do explain.

  • @XxmikelETFxX first of all, it's a song, easier to make one just saying he loves America instead of pointing out what is nice and what's not. Seccond of all if you thought he was beeing a jerk writing "And if you don't thinks so fuck you" I'm about 110% it's a piece of the text that he put in there for fun, hoping those who comment actually listen to the song : p plus I don't get the sense that he cares what other people thinks since it was a reference to the text.

  • If you dont love her then FUCK YOU!

  • fking aweseom lol this shit is funny he deserves a fucking medal for this :D

  • yea because America is only about bad things because he said thats what it means to be American. I kinda of understand but I mean come on, it's not the people it's the evil elitists

  • :D Great song

  • Very cool song.

  • I'm British (and patriotic for my country) but listening to this makes me feel proud for America. :)

  • @JackMorgz D'aaaaw thanks creepy uncle Britain ^_^. Now please quit trying to touch us.

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  • @JackMorgz Yup it was a joke. But it seems too many people have no sense of humor. Oh well, let them live an unhappy life whilst only finding joy downing youtube comments.

  • @Delritho Oh well okay then. :3

  • @JackMorgz Thanks.

  • @JackMorgz i know right

    

  • @JackMorgz thanks dad (from america)

  • @maxvalch he my dad k? k

  • @JackMorgz RITE ON!!!! GOOD DUDE FROM THE PARENT COUNTRY!!!

  • @JackMorgz listen to my version for the UK then! haha 

  • Quit asking for thumbs up tis be'eth fucking annoying as hell.

  • Ahh I hate how people mock america. I mean saying Americans are fat is their best insult? *Cough* Much more to mock *Cough*

    And dispite that, they keep coming back to you ;)

    Without America, you would not be able to troll on this video idiots. I belive you get my point so I'm going to stop typing. (I don't even know I put that in nor this... But you gotta love the song ^_^)

  • I was just given this song on face book as a compliment. I'm gonna take it that way.

  • since when could women vote?!

  • @thedarksun8891 Hey wanna hear a joke?

    Womens Rights