The Ricky Gervais Show 1.08 Karl's Diary

[virakhvar321]

"You're talking shit again, carry on." I can't live without this clip.

[AreYouGuay]

knob juice haha

[calataris]

you can tell that when karl started talking about the portrait, ricky thought that he meant it was ultra flammable or something and that meant that houses were more likely to burn down if they had the portrait. i love that as soon as karl says "and the wierd thing was" ricky immidiately catches on and goes "ohhhhh!!! its bollacks" he geniunely thought karl had a real

interesting point for a second at the beginning, lol.

[TheNameIsntSam]

1:18 Aunt Nora, not Lenore

[reapfreak]

It's amazing. In his madness he's truly a genius, like that one idea about using the homeless for advertisement.

[Nicolethehedgehog145]

But I love hedgehogs...people can tell

[ChristopherDone]

It IS a good point than you could sponsor homeless people with clothes with adverts.

[OmegaRob3rt]

@ChristopherDone Might be kind of humiliating. Some old guy having to wear a shirt with MCDONALD'S written across it. It wouldn't exactly help the company's reputation either if they are using the homeless as a marketing tool, rather than helping them get off the streets.

[Grim220981]

@OmegaRob3rt Yeah but if we helped the homeless to get off the streets then they wouldn't be able to advertise would they?

[MrClickity]

@OmegaRob3rt Pretty sure a homeless person wouldn't care what his clothes say if they're free. They're a little more concerned with staying warm than being fashionable.

[OmegaRob3rt]

@MrClickity True, but still not giving the company a good image. People would see it as taking advantage of the homeless.

[MrClickity]

@OmegaRob3rt I'm not sure about that. I mean, it would be awful petty of someone to say "sure they're providing free clothes to homeless people but I'm going to hate them for not quite doing enough!" I mean, yeah some people would have that attitude but those are the same people that you can never please. If a company provided homeless people with entry level jobs they'd say "They're exploiting the homeless for cheap labor!"

[OmegaRob3rt]

@MrClickity Either way, it touches on that grey area that most businesses wouldn't dare venture for their own safety. I don't see it as a realistic decision.

[yellowfishstick]

Its not often that i agree with karl but not washing your hands after going to the toilet is far more disgusting than licking your hands

[shimauma]

@yellowfishstick penises are generally more hygienic than hands though

[ash12man]

Knob Juice :)

[beni6063]

Nob juice LOL

[jamesaellis]

My nan has that painting O.O

[IL0veMoz]

@jamesaellis better warn her XD

[xtiggacatx]

u souldnt stroke it cause you'll cover it in fucking lemon cake lmao ;)

[t3rum]

"Go and wash your hands after licking your hands. You're not a cat!"