HALLOWEEN CANDY

[geoper2]

Imagine that it is Halloween you feel happy giving away candies to the kids so that they eat them... you log in youtube and you see this fatass eating the candies instead... ffs

[geoper2]

wow americans...

[Foiyfoiy]

"you can eat them and its a floss too"

[Foiyfoiy]

this guy is awesome, so proud he is canadian

[Spacepoliceman]

this guy is a comedic genius!!!!1

[shootily]

8:06  - 8:50

[MrPlayboybunny99]

hell some body gave me a dam rock for halloween a dam rock pebble

[origindirewolf]

PENITS

[ThePilot132]

press 2 over and over again really fast lol

[NMFYugoslav]

press 5 rapidly LOL

[Jokeapp]

see hour squirrel haLLOWEEN

[utubes4noobs]

i have a fucking lot of halloween candy right now

[Mollypop1193]

I LOVE YOUR FREAKIN COSTUME!!!

[DEANATARD]

dude I'm not saying this In a bad way I'm saying it In a serious way Get Help

[weareatrandom]

Your candy cigarettes were filtered??!!!

[shinobimodder]

i bet you could eat a lot of shit. 8===D

[MeLikeGtaIv]

Someone try to cheer me up im depreessed :(

[MeLikeGtaIv]

:( I want this girl to like me her name is kathleen the thong that makes it worst is that shes is 3 years older then me :(

[SebrightLover]

I love this video!

[NewDarkAgeMusic]

thumbs up if you herp the derp RIP africa

[luckybitchfo]

Lmao! I love his lazy slobiness attitude lol

[tyreequec]

slow down

[danny199191]

u ate like 34 pieces of candy thought u said u were sick

[danny199191]

u ate like 34 pieces of candy

[geo2sing]

I love this shit!!!!!! Awesome James!!!!!

[thevirtualism]

I miss james.

[bazzatheblue]

This fella sounds the same as the late great John Candy,also a Canadian i think.

[hunk84]

Gotta love that face he makes when he finds the yogurt flavored twist thing. I always crack up on that part. Love his reaction and comment to the taste. "yeah it taste like yogurt."

[RhysonXbox]

he says penis instead of peanuts....

[xXGammex]

Canadians are fat????? LMFAO look at you fat ass Americans more than half of you are obese

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex Learn how to reply to a comment, and I haven't seen an obese person in my life, I run track and cross country bitch, but remember that the fat fuck who made this video who takes candy from his kid is a Canadian LOL yu should be ashamed.

[xXGammex]

@gematriagrim666 lol look in the mirror you fat-ass and realize that you are atypical american , watch a documentary for once , it actually say half and more Americans are obese (Fatasses) to dumb it down for you.

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex I don't care what dumbass korean documentary your watchin but you got your facts wrong dipshit

[xXGammex]

@gematriagrim666 ha whatever you fat-ass american punk, my facts aren't wrong.

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex Well you can go crawl back into your igloo and fuck your polar bear you Canadian freak, I read that Canadians do that in a documentary so it's true, I WIN LOL

[xXGammex]

@gematriagrim666 I haven't even seen a polar bear. I'm closer to US AKA fat-land then the north. Also the US population is more likely to fuck animals AKA bestiality .....

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex But you didn't understand when I said that Canadians fuck polar bears and love in igloos, it must be true because the documentary said it's true eh?

[xXGammex]

@gematriagrim666 Tell me what documentary says Canadians live in igloos and fuck polar bears ? The one in you fucked up mind ?

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex The one I read in fuck you faggot magazine

[xXGammex]

@gematriagrim666 Wow you read some fucked up shit, you pervert

[gematriagrim666]

@xXGammex Yes you would love it

[gematriagrim666]

Lol Canadians are fat

[roguekiller23231]

2:23 should have said wonder bra's lol

[CosmaticalCody]

I love how it ends.

It looks like he is getting sick from the high glucose intake, then suddenly it sounds like he is about to say, "I gotta go" before the video ends. Great video!

[Qybo]

waht the fuck am I watching?!???

[eatmytool1]

@Qybo lol..but admit you watched it all the way through!

[naruto8978]

you look sad... wanna suck my big cock?

[andrewaaronstclair]

@Gregtr82. Ouch you really got me there

[andrewaaronstclair]

this guy is a fat loser

[gregtr82]

@andrewaaronstclair just like your mom....

[1997calum]

you must be eatin halloween candy every day with a sexy body like that

[SK1002R]

DORITOS ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS!

[dynamiteturkey]

holy shit thats funny as hell

"theres only two sticks can you believe that?!?"

[TheHeadShotFilms]

I am a wanna be doctor but i suggest you dont ever eat like that again. All the candy that you ate were totally high in cholesterol and can fill your arteries up and you'll have a heart attack. but that was funny!!

[mastermanio2]

@TheHeadShotFilms No offense mate, but looking at him I don't think he cares. I'm the same way, I suppose.

[ervin920]

lol i love watching hillbilly life :D

[RsWildernessClips]

I once ate doritos early in the morning before breakfast.Then i puked....

[shitstomp]

"hey everybody, heres two sticks. I am going to shove both of them up a 5 yr olds asshole." SATAN!!!!!!!!!!

[zAveis]

Why am i watching this!!! haha its so boring but i cant stop!

[luisluvsblastbeats54]

did he swallow the gum?

[MrMooseheadbeer]

lol, i cant belive how dumb, yet jsut how funny this fucking is..

[MrMattie13]

did he puke in that red carier bag :/

[MrMattie13]

wat a sad sad hilarious bastard

[IanEColeman]

What a fat ass...

[anthonychristianosk1]

Why is this video so entertaining??!! Is there something wrong with me?!

[Averyofthemain]

"You have some version of [resees peanut butter cups] in the states." That's a BOLD statement, Resees's is a hershey product right? WE HAVE A WHOLE FRIGGING TOWN DEVOTED TO IT...CALLED HERSHEY...PENNSYLVANIA! Light posts shaped like hershey kisses, it'

s where the plant it, milton hershey? Any bells?

[LPreanimated]

im watching someone eating candy for 10 minutes o0

goddamn im bored :(

[hunk84]

@LPreanimated

yeah I know, and yet...its somehow entertaining. wish I could understand why.

[roman4687]

fuck candy fat ass chips are the shit bitch

[roman4687]

fat ass canadian bitch

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 suck my dick fagget american

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 my mom told me not to suck dicks from trannys you bitch.fuck canida it's all about U.S and MEXICO ayee.

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 shut the fuck up you immigrant go suck lady gagas dick

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 go suck a tranny you tranny like Justin bieber

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 omg that was so funny (claps)

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 yeah i know fucker

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 everybody hates you by the looks of the channel comments on your profile

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 yeah is that all u got bitch.

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 no biatch you nigger black american

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 wow is that all u got bitch.suck on my Canadian dick after it comes out of your moms ass

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 are dicks are bigger than americans so that means your dick is small cause your american

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 good because im not american small dick.im Mexican i have a donkey dick bitch.

[inomyguns12345678910]

@roman4687 you got a four inch bitch ahaha.

[roman4687]

@inomyguns12345678910 yeah up your ass.

[yoooooman11]

I went to family court it grade 8 too!

[AceLightning101]

Hilarious

[WTC7WasPulled]

I think the candy killed him because its been 2 and a half years since he made a video. I love this guy, please come back!

[zensorship]

Whoa. You're like the Bob Ross of fast food on Youtube.

[Cannonball887]

LOL

Your a ledge XD

[redflagshaw]

Put one of the reese in the fridge for 2-4 hours (longer better) and eat one 100% better tasting its amazing!

[Hilaulerion]

Meth is bad!

[Salger12]

3:30 LMAO! You just spit out the gum real casually. Dropped it actually.

[closetothering]

Fatassssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss

[whoopiiiiie]

hmmmmm,.. i gotta go.

[Toffytophers]

PMSL! The ending!!

[StupidVids2009]

lol

[nightwulfe01]

aha i remember watching this 2007 wow time flys

[zappy]

Best ending ever.

[hunk84]

lol damn I watched this nonstop last year, and even now I'm still watching it. every time I watch it I just get in the halloween mood, which is my favorite holiday. probably why I keep watching it.

[lucastobak]

haha

im not gonna eat that, i gotta try it tho

[SgtAlano]

WHERE ARE YOU JAMES!!! COME BACK T_T

[rjXforever]

from all tht candy he ate, i think he died from a heart attack >.>

[SgtAlano]

I wouldn't be surprised xD

[ballsack900]

@SgtAlano did he pass away?

[MLG360UNO]

He straight up PUKED after the camera was off...he ate nonstop for ever...ROFL

[TheNinja4]

dog bone thigns lol X D hahaha

[LusterPurge94]

somehow this is very entertaining. i have no idea why. this guy is hilarious!

[lelanTac]

this was so funny ha ha , more videos plz :P

[Batcountry45]

two fucking sticks haha

[OnCampusPunk]

if all your video's were like this, i would definitely subscribe

[OnCampusPunk]

hahahahaha

[acidheadx]

He's been gone for over a year where is he? cant be dead :O

[nattavision]

luv ur stuff dude keep it coming!!!!

[Diver22222]

At the beginning you said your stomach hurts but you still eat...

[SurffinArrow]

wow dude ... beast on it why dont you lol

[MichaelANP]

We all just watched a grown man eating candy for 10 minutes. what the hell.

[acidheadx]

I cant believe its been so long, where the hell is fastfoodtv? anyone know him please let us know he's not dead.

[bluecheeserulz]

oh and p.s.!! dog bones rock but not the kind u ate sucker!

[DivineAshe]

LOL

[bluecheeserulz]

ahhhh STOP RUBBING THE CANDY IN OUT FACES!!! D: i can NOT beleive u ate the kid;s candeh..no wonder u feel sick! stop eating the candeh! dont just stuff it in ur throat! blach! like u did with the dog bones and then u spit the stinkin reeses pieces!! why not just swallow the dang candy man swallow it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ouvarov]

hey bye the way the ground peanut in smarties are actually are cal " reese peaces" XD

[hunk84]

lol I don't know why but I was laughing through this entire video. maybe its his voice or the faces he makes lol, but anyways I love this vid.

[tenderheart17]

...and you're wondering why you're feeling sick??? DON'T EaT THE KID'S CANDY, YOU TWIT!!!

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Please come back. Please.

[nehvlis]

FastFoodTV guy, how do you intrigue me so?

[alf20104]

right now i dont know if it was really that funny, or the fact that im sleep deprived, but i was laughing so hard for most of this

[raulbarrientos007]

You remind me of Peter Griffin.

You should play the real life Peter for a Family Guy movie.

[ArdieVerde]

Happy Canada Day!

[norwegianbuddha]

Did u die of a sugar shock after making that last halloween thing? You said you didnt feel well even before you stuffed your face with junk for 10 mins.. :P

[jono8181]

WHERE ARE YOU???!!!

[WTC7WasPulled]

PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO MAN!

[riderpridester]

Maybe the Halloween candy killed him.

[nibelungensohn]

So that's what the vomit... uh, I mean pop filter is for.

[Electrophill]

Whoa... I just read your channel.

Congrats dude!! The gene pool of the TV world just got a boost.

It fucking needs it.

It fucking needs it bad.

[soulhaite]

MAKE MORE VIDEOSS

[McDughf]

Hey James,

Thanks For Sharing This With Us - Is Kinda Interesting To See What Sort OF Sweets Other Countries Have.

[tomskateboards]

LOL

he just eats candy for 10 minutes

i'm hungry now

[able1039]

Miss ya man! Hope all is well :)

[SenorAwesome]

Oh James! Why have you forsaken us? Make a new video! Please!

[xielanx1]

lol right about when the video finishes i just realized that im watching a fat man eat for last 9 minutes and 30 seconds... has my life really come to this?

[demon1882]

yup ^^ its still funny tho, this guy is the man :P

[lowew79]

James we miss you PuulEEEEEEEZ make a new vlog entry or something.

[canica85]

Oh PLEASE come back PLEASE! We miss you so much, James. Don't always stay away for so long!!

PS: I'm a hot chick. So now you have to come back. ;)

[WileyCoyote69]

What I REALLY love in the ratty costume. With the big ugly contrasting patch on it.

Its those LITTLE touches that define true comedy genius.

[skatingme]

eating to much candy is bad for u

[com1112]

lol fatty :D love ya jamie! :P

[STICKTHIS]

lol hahahahahasaaagagagagagfagahha­

[gurkenschnitzel]

Bahhhh ... for me as a GERMAN don´t eating any industry white sugar ...

But IZA told me to do so... so i did ;-)

[ROFLOL985]

most entertaining thing ever, i dunno how i watched this for 10 mins, twice

[bigdan6ft5]

i cant eat peanut butter.

remember to brush yur teeth!

[jonny4444]

James your a legend. The best on youtube. You gotta past more vids. Btw wot part of Canada are you from?

[signaljunkie]

You sent the little fella out twice, didn't you James. And take that damned costume off. This isn't a pickup bar.

[RedArkn2]

heres a trick with candy only eat it after you just eaten a lot or brushed your teath. I sware thouse are the times no one eats candy and they are also the times where you wont eat much.

[johannGER]

I really hope you went to run around the block for at least three hours after eating all that candy :D

[0rip0]

I got chest pains just watching this!

[McMahonHater]

You bastard, you pimped out your kid for candy and now you're eating it all... SHAME ON YOU! (lol)

[captainlizzard]

swedish berries? are they anything like swedish fish? mmmmmm.... yummy. why do i suddenly have the munchies?

great vid!

[saleratus774]

I hope you're feeling better! LOL, 9 minutes of eating those candies is quite a feat, especially for someone outside of the US

[Nekura42]

James, thank you for this entertaining review of Halloween candy. I completely missed the entire holiday, but now having seen your video I don't feel as bad.

PS - Wow.. I can't believe you really ate all of that..

[stalzz]

Bleah! How aboust some of your famous diet pepsi now, too? POISON, but I like me some candy!

[data66]

nice video james! i liked the abrupt ending lol

[LeFraz]

i miss all the canadian candy...

[Baraxis13]

What an ending.

[wpro3]

make more video's we miss you!

[Nurgleprobe]

Swedish berries? Thank god I live in sweden and can pick em myself. O.O

Cause that was scary... I'll send you some real berries! I wonder how long they can stay fresh in the mail hmm.

[alienjesus2012]

LOL

5*s

[kong19hong]

why didnt you go trick or treatin with your kid ?

[RykterChanning]

Good lord...I watched him eat those candies and my stomach flipped. But...in the name of Youtube Broadcasting...it was still kinda funny. Nice to see you around again, James.

[heathazed]

Speechless..... :D James you´re the best! Thanks for posting a new vid, loved the ending. Hope to see u post more often.

[nicolasames]

I love the overview of Canadian Halloween candy!

[Chakotay500]

Lol! you rule. But! I'm mega hungry now :(((

[c4ux]

i got sick just watching you eat james ^^ don't forget to wash your teeth :P

[jeremybyington]

You are hilarious! So what did you actually leave for your kid to eat????

[AJP9585]

"I'm not gonna eat that, well I gotta try it though."

[christophol0us]

My favs are

the little mars bars

smarties

any chips

rockets

tootsie rolls

crunchie

i could go on

[moondreamer7]

argh! I felt sick just watching you eat all that!

I am glad I am not the only one who feels sick eating doritos!

[lisabunny122]

great video :)

[fearofbeards]

you can eat all that rubbish and yet doritos make you sick? strange.... anyway, great vid as usual!

[DeadlyRays]

bring back kevin!

[jonny4444]

That was a brillaint vid. I couldnt stop watching and im pretty hungry now. Renettos shit now. James all the way!!!

[genevieve1972]

Ohhhh I'm living in the UK now and miss the little Kraft caramel squares in cellophane type wrapping....wonder if they still do those?