Going Out Big

[999ReaperIII]

I did this when my girlfriend broke up with me, today.

[GutsyguyPrime]

Some girl just broke up with me, and offers me friendship.

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP?

I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNDDDD!!

[smitty54017]

This is awesome on so many levels!

[leafninja124]

Valentines Day in a nutshell

[Abnormalproductions2]

Getting friendzoned by Kelsey would be terrible.

[trandaltrantran]

He took it, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[awesomepeopels]

@nohumans2 no, he threw it on the grooouuuuund. cos he wasent part of her system

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@awesomepeopels "I don't need yo handouts! I'm an ADULT!!!"

[plungerheadman]

Dumping a milkshake on his head probably would have worked just as well.

[twowinds]

2 thumbs up ! HAHAHA :D

[UzrielGrajewo]

That's what I did

[Nutesack]

Made my day.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Cee Lo Green approves.

[superdrumdavid]

He threw it on the ground!

[Bl4ckytom]

Oh shit that clip changed my life!

[trumper316]

AMEN TO THAT!

[WeaverDudeSkater]

The dude in the red hat looked a lot like David Spade. Did you kidnap him?

[fitwizle]

I'm so inspired

[stabdabunni]

34 people are women



[mrsims2]

Anybody notice the wii controller on the table to the left?

[GrimOnFire]

This one and missing stapler are my favorite one :D

[Zonde32]

I cried. it was so beautiful

[Soundymann]

How'd you guys get Jason Lee in your video?

[eskabarz90]

You can notice at the start a moving hand on the left

[Ghostgnads22]

DUDE FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHanskorv]

Press 1 for free restart :)

[Tommyjmd528]

34 Women have had this happen to them.......

[milton123]

8 second clip. fail

[CommanderCanadian]

@milton123 3 second intro + 5 second clip = 5 second clip.

[chrisw40]

a little long winded 3 seconds would have been ideal

[Geo1072]

Wow that is just amazing.

[CoreyKanye]

I once told a girl "I hope you get AIDS" after she didn't want to go out anymore.

[kilcommie]

@CoreyKanye

Did she?

[harrylane4]

OUR HERO, GENTLEMEN!!!

[GiygasLittleHelper]

Sean Connery poster in the background.

[BoBSoN190]

I so want to do this :D

[marquis533]

this man is a national treasure

[mseales]

I find this extremely easy to masturbate to.

[Canaris3]

Epic win is epic .

[sandormatyi]

best 5sf so far:D

[undeadshadow18]

gentlemen our hero

[KimEricKreations2007]

I thought everyone ended their relationships this way! They don't?????

[nohumans2]

That is how you do it, she offers friendship u throw it to the floor!

[Wulfebane7]

@nohumans2 SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[PumaFau]

@Wulfebane7 ahhhh, you beat me ,

[PumaFau]

@nohumans2 no, you throw it on the GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND.

[draanexle]

@nohumans2 No, You throw it on the ground!! >:C

[shaiper61]

@nohumans2

pleas, on the ground.

a true commenter never misses a refence:D

[Gorillazfanboy246]

You can see a green sweater if you look to the right trollface.jpeg

[Shadow78954]

@HellenSasson Refer to the second line in the video.

[missvball1]

Every man's dream, plus backup. All that's missing is a sick bottle of bud, the game on TV, and a rebound lovedoll.

[DJFutureSphere]

@missvball1 cool story, bro.

[fauxshizl]

@missvball1 Your choices in life worry me.

[PLkubus96]

True, bro. ;)

[buburadom]

No kurwa jakie to epickie było.

[T16Akatsuki]

i can only assume that all the dislikes are from women

[marcorock4ever]

I WISHED I DID THIS TO MY EX :(((

[DJBANANDR]

It's funny because it's true

[ColtsneckRotc]

@killerkings200 now your making yourself just look like a dumbass

[KillerKings200]

@ColtsneckRotc Yeah, I just wanted 1urbanstyle to shut the fuck up because he and I we're going at it for a long fucking time. Fuck those stupid ass trolls and those "wannabe" trolls like urbanstyle.

[kurwaoczywiscie]

she put you in a friendzone - put her in a rapezone

[rayminthecat]

i didn't think the grind would wear u down too........

[icanteatmyfeetyet]

@evo98custom thank you. i think it got removed or something..

[KillerKings200]

@1urbanstyle How did I "lose" exactly? Yeah, I know intimidating means terrifying, but I bet you had to look at a dictionary to figure that out. What am I saying, of course a pathetic little child like you had to look up what intimidating means. That was the test and you failed, so really, it's you that lost.

P.S- "ur mom is terrifying/a pathetic little child/pathetic for giving birth to you/failed/failed the test when she gave birth to me/a loser/*any other word*." Your move, fuck face.

[thekillerwaldo]

Subbed

[Nukedhunter]

@JD2020 whyyy?

[BrodyKaiser]

craaap...what did @Heemallamejeemy say...

[Variaman]

Good idea is good

[thklatina83]

now i have to scroll down and find out what Heemallamajeemy wrote

[breimeris]

@thklatina83

ctrl+f master race

[olentattimies]

@thklatina83

and ? it doesnt take more than 7seconds to find it..

[fenwayfan37]

@BowDown0000 did you not notice the intro amd outro?

[AdamLewellyn]

Classic.

[BowDown0000]

Its 8 seconds..

[MyNameIsVen]

@BowDown0000 fuck off...

[MrLongNails1]

@BowDown0000 opening title+closing title= 3 seconds

short=5 seconds

[jtull89]

@BowDown0000 You're including the time it takes to show the title and the end title card.

[lipalmundo]

I used to say fuck off then I took a stupid arrow to the knee..

Now, anyone says something stupid or I'll give u an arrow to the knee

[Egerspurge]

The best possible response to the situation.

[HellRaizerHD]

amazing.

[Heemallamajeemy]

I used to say fuck off... but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[AseriousMatter]

@Heemallamajeemy fail



[ApocalypseMoose]

@Heemallamajeemy Fuck off.

[redattacker5123]

@Heemallamajeemy That might be the worst comment I have ever read. Ever.

[KillerKings200]

@Heemallamajeemy Wow, you and urbanstyle1 are like brothers now. You guys posted the same exact "joke" on the same exact video and got the same exact results...too many negative votes.

[infrafan]

"But the baby's yours."

"I SAID FUCK OFF!"

*CROWD ERUPTS*

[PanMakaron]

@infrafan OH GOD

YES

[paulstanleyismylife]

i love that, especially the one top comment, psh im gonna say that to my bf when i see him tomorrow! ha!

[bgibbz1]

This is the best one yet

[DJBANANDR]

best video on youtube

[Yagunitto]

true story.

[Raveninety9]

Brian Firenzi CLAPPING Like A BOSS!!!

[BrechPro]

@1urbanstyle Hey, Fuck You!

[xxemiliahxx]

@v4rriant okay then. You don't even know me, so don't presume to know what I am. I know that I sound harsh when I say that but I'm stopping the awkwardness that would ensue in a post-breakup friendship. I am still perfectly civil and nice to them. I'm not trying to start a fight over youtube comments or anything, I just wanted to explain my side. Thank you, and goodbye

[xxemiliahxx]

I NEVER say "We can still be friends," cause A) that's a dick move and B) I do NOT still want to be friends with them.

[v4rriant]

@xxemiliahx A) I can aggre with you, It's a dick move & B) So if you dont for me you are so unpolite, empty also soo not bright in head.... no offense.....

[TheUltraDude]

Hahahahah HELL YES!

[Hooli020]

Both top comments are 9gaggers.

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

I like it, short, sweet and to the point.

[awes0mepenguin]

This video is 8 seconds... You lied to me...

[GiveADogABohnel5]

@awes0mepenguin the opening and closer don't count... it's not exact

[awes0mepenguin]

@GiveADogABohnel5 No way, seriously?

[GiveADogABohnel5]

@awes0mepenguin seriously

[Derviii]

simply epic

[jdogvv]

I'm going to use this when breaking up

[Yerassyl1991]

I love "5 second films" not only because their videos finish right before the advert from Google pops out, so I could watch video without closing it :)

[BrechPro]

FUCK YES!

I want to give him an award.

[RoyLeeIV]

Kelsey seems to have a talent for picking the ones with extravagant responses to being broken up with.

[motorhead522]

Brian on the left clapping like a boss

[ElliottKingp]

I had to watch this three times to realize that he's being friendzoned. I though she was asking for chili cheese fries

[unmemorablehero]

Outstanding!!!!

I think I'll do this if it happens to me again.

[mgbpr]

epic

[username6a]

1337 likes? I'll fix that.

[MillerLiteHL]

fuck bitches, get money



[TheKPStudios]

"We can still be friends." is like saying

"Hey, the dog died but we can keep it." True Story

[caseypioli]

@TheKPStudios 9gag

[martrex2]

@TheKPStudios I'll have it, thanks.

[MadKingRon]

Bravo sir, Bravo!

[M4gicHat]

that was amazing

[MaruchiSan]

Is that David Spade in the red had? XDD

[heysmall]

@MaruchiSan that's a very good question!

[BahBahTheSheep]

@MaruchiSan Holy shit, that seriously is a dobbleganger if it isn't

[KingAssmar]

@BahBahTheSheep I like to dobble in a little gangery myself.

[Level2Corn]

I would have preferred "Coming In Big"

[BFG8000]

Why try to escape the friendzone, while you could DESTROY IT!

[chimbinh99]

This guy is a LEGEND.... wait for it.... ARY!!! I'm from 9gag.

[Karachsingstrue]

@chimbinh99

It's like you want to be humiliated.

[ilikeurmom12]

HAHAHAHA

[ThrustMuscle]

Always how it should go when you break up with someone... Being friends after doesn't work lol

[MichaelxDavid]

I suddenly have the strongest urge to high-five that mother fucker

[Pichu1232]

Im a girl and that dude is my hero XD

[TheSerenityhuck]

Ive told a girl to fuck off. It was a great feeling, she was a crazy bitch.

[MichaelxDavid]

Yep, fuck off

[OneManReunion]

Thumbs down this if you hate when people ask for thumbs up...

[mrsims2]

God damnit I cant stop watching this. It's what every guy who's ever been in the "friendzone" wants to say.

[danloony555]

Yeah Bitch, Fuck Off.

[fawnfromdown]

YES

[DarkMatterCrow]

breakingupwithmygirlfriend.avi­

[WujekPunisher]

Ja pierdolę!

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

Sometimes when I'm alone I get naked, rub myself in butter, lie down on the floor, and pretend I'm a slice of toast.

[QtheAllmighty]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd OH MY GOD WHO CARES?!

[LlamaBoyProductions]

@QtheAllmighty Family guy - "Who the hell cares?"

[QtheAllmighty]

@LlamaBoyProductions Glad you have a better memory than I.

[LlamaBoyProductions]

@QtheAllmighty haha :)

[mex55]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd

dude... i thought i was the only one that did that....

[em0r0cker4life]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd LMAO what a desperate attempt at attention. I'm pretty sure you also think 240p "jokes" are comedy gold

[Elleander1]

@ch0k1ngh4z4rd Why the hell am I hungry now?

[FireLordRAGGY]

im saving this as a reaction for when a woman tells me to be friends on facebook.

[moose4467]

i hate when top comments aren't referring to the video

[zhekazlo]

the best way to be unfriendzoned

[Huseguitar]

The dislikebar is like a ninja, its there but u cant see it:P

[halfmanhalfmetal]

YEAH

[NDawgHoyt]

To all the men who've ever been friendzoned: your hero has arrived.

[megamixa]

@NDawgHoyt

He broke up with her and she attempted to be friends with him afterwards... Don't believe he was friendzoned.

[TemporaryInsanityMan]

@megamixa WRONG

[TheMaineLobstah]

@megamixa That's exactly what friendzoning is. DURR

[megamixa]

@TheMaineLobstah

Thought friendzone was where you ended up when you tried to get in a relationship and failed... So you end up just being friends.

[ZestyToast]

Sigh... Time to find out what 1urbanstyle said.... -____-

[Blackout5871]

Yes, lets be friends you heartless wench.

[catlord98765]

Thumps up if you hate it when the top comment is someone asking for thumbs

[CasualGarbage]

That guy was a real jerk. LOL JK. That whore's a bitch

[MaxUnknown]

Friendzone LV. fuckin' 0