Tom Cruise = Crazy (Jonathan Coulton music video)

[SexUzi]

Like this if you're listening to this in 2012.

[TheOperative2K]

I need a V for Vendetta mask.

[MsCrazy519]

=3 cat!

[Mestisamo]

OMG 0:48 lol, he's F'ing Goofy

[flavorysoup]

He isn't an old retarded grandpa already?

[delithug1138]

That dancing cat thing is scary.

[TheTerrurist]

awesome song

[todeath12]

why the fuck do people blieve in scientology its based on a scienc fictio novel why are these people so dumb

[Xgya2000]

@todeath12

Well, people believe in the Bible. The only difference is that the Bible was written as science fiction when science didn't really bloom off, so they had to copy every other religion around.

[Xgya2000]

@todeath12

Because most people can't make the difference between science fiction and fantasy books (aka Bible).

[floisheremuch]

This is the guy that wrote the song at the end of Portal 2. Absolute legend.

[PowBlock96]

@floisheremuch And Portal 1

[jose91221]

WHATS THE SONG AT THE END!!!!

[AnonyFerret]

@jose91221: "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot," by Grandaddy. Great song.

[mariab0609]

0:20 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[trololoman9]

also, the instrumental version is so good

[trololoman9]

this just makes me sad for tom cruise

its his fault that he got himself into that, but you cant NOT feel bad for his going crazy

[emeiius]

I love Jo-Co sooo much :D

[MrRobthefox]

he looks way to comfortable in a Nazi uniform

[TGPotet]

Pink Floyd, Monthy Python, Anonymous, Joco and Pink Floyd. This video is so much more awesome than i would have guessed when i opened it. And I expected it to be pretty awesome.

[existenceisrelative]

I keep coming back to this song. I just hate it so much. It makes me wish I had written it and I hate that. It's just so damn good.

[AnonyFerret]

@existenceisrelative: I feel your pain, friend. I like it, too.

[Hogie506]

@existenceisrelative Oh my god it's like you took the words right out of my mouth!

I hate all of Jonathan Coulton's songs for this exact reason. They're just so damn good.

[himomfilmz]

What's with a the V for Vendetta references? Hugo Weaving played V, not Tom Cruise. Just seemed random

[existenceisrelative]

@himomfilmz Your face smells like confused.

[noseyofni]

Tom cruise... he's tom cruise crazy. *sniffle* IM SO GLAD ITS HIM NOT ME!!!!

[NAMESAREBOLLOX]

Brilliant =)

[dakotagerman1]

I would like to give Tom Cruise a Hawaiian punch and knock a few of those big teeth out of that silly grin!

[gigialonzo]

catchy tune.



[bigwhiteballs27]

Tom Cruise, come out of the closet

[Alpaq9]

Made me laugh my ass off! someone had fun in Photoshop :3

[sulljoh1]

nice video

[Gwarkyman]

YES!!!!! Monty Python reference!!!!!!

[suitov]

omg. Dark Side of the Moon reference at the end. <3

[AnonyFerret]

@suitov: Yay! :)

[chanmang]

FIGHT THE POWA

[AnonyFerret]

@chanmang: ROW ROW!

[AnonyFerret]

@Knr911: You're assuming fear rather than a busy schedule which doesn't permit me the time to check on YouTube every day. Besides, it's Anons who have left more inappropriate comments than Scienos; i.e., I don't want racial epithets spammed in the comments. I know it is part of /b/ culture and I even get why it is done, BUT my videos indirectly reflect my opinions, and I don't appreciate any hate comments (even against individual Scientologists), and not everyone DOES get it. So I screen.

YMMV

[marthwmaster]

Why are there credits in an Anonymous video?

[AnonyFerret]

@marthwmaster: It's cute that you think those are all real names, or that the video's *primary focus* is an Anon message and not the enjoyment and sharing of a Jonathan Coulton song that is amusing and a funny jab at Cruise for being an enormous dorktard. :P

Also: why not? Is there a rule against it? :D

[Knr911]

Good work on the video. Simple, straightforward and fits the song so well. Lulz

[AnonyFerret]

@Knr911: Thank you, you're very kind to say so.

[cultssuck]

F'ing fantastic!

[ProjectGameplay]

ROFL!!!! 2:16 is FUCKING AWESOME

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

Hrm, I really think these people do good work - Anonymous, that is..I wonder how I could get involved..

MUDKIPZ! lol.

[AnonyFerret]

@Jdhslightlystoopid1: Aren't you, though?

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

@AnonyFerret Not as much as I wish I could be.

[gravitycat93]

lol anonymous. nice touch

[AngelArms]

I love Jesus Christ.

[AnonyFerret]

@AngelArms: How nice for you. That happens to be completely unrelated to anything in the video, however.

[peiell]

@AnonyFerret : Jonathan Coulton initials = JC = Jesus Christ. Many folks refer to Coulton as JC as it's both funny and that he's friggin' awesome.

[AnonyFerret]

@peiell: That probably happens with Pulp's Jarvis Cocker's fans as well. :)

[Ltbird]

@AngelArms I love Athena.

PS: why are we professing our love for mythical beings?

[adttada]

@AngelArms Necrophilia is wrong, and even more wrong when the corpse is millenia old. I'm sure that's not what you actually meant, I'm just saying ;-)

[zackster89]

@AngelArms I do to but there is a time and place for everything and this is not it

[Mirithonomy]

LMAO. I have the shoes shown at 1:00! They are Rockports.

[TMBG1337]

I lol'd

[Antinature1]

tom cruise is an idiote... everyone knows that

[AnonyFerret]

@TheQuestioner132: Wait... You're asking me to explain why a Scientologist attempted to DMCA something they had no legal right to DMCA? I think that falls under the "they will try anything to harass opposing POVs" category, even misusing the DMCA to try to take down a video using a song they don't own. :)

[angryslug1]

this song sounds so awesome but for some odd reason makes me depressed

[tejaswoman]

@angryslug1 Probably because you start to almost feel bad for the guy. :/ Until, of course, you remember all that he's done to campaign against people who help millions of others who were feeling so bad it endangered their lives. Then you go back to posting this song everywhere you can.

[angryslug1]

ive had this song in my head all day

[angryslug1]

i love this song soooo much

[AnonyFerret]

@angryslug1 : Me, too! :)

[rAdziu993]

Ferret!!! I command you to feel awesome right NOW!1

[AnonyFerret]

I HEAR AND OBEY, RANDOM ANONYMOUS COMMENTER!

;)

*feels awesome*

[dainbramagedpro]

I prefer Awesomesauce more, but awesome is also fine too lol

[AnonyFerret]

You may have your awesome with a side of sauce. It is free.

[dainbramagedpro]

Huzzah for Awesomesauce! Many blessings to you my ferrety friend!

[Noogit1]

Haha. First time i've heard Jonathan sing it. I've always heard Molly.

[futrico69]

LOL Jonathan Coulton joins forces with /b/'s legion

[ishbog99]

@futrico69 ssssshhhhhh rules 1 & 2 my friend.

[fuckedyamama]

I didn't expect too much from this video I just like the song... however I think this is the best video clip for this song period as i've seen others that have been shit.. So well done mate .... Respect.

[AnonyFerret]

Aw, thanks, man. I had fun slapping it together.

[WOLF777dude]

lol Tom Cruise IS Tom Cruise Crazy.

[cheech1126says]

yo great vid 5 stars

[AnonyFerret]

Thanks! :)

[lamusevenale]

not that there's anything wrong with that!! =) omg the seinfeld reference! i love that song. it's just so funny and sad. the video's real funny too.

[julianlover195]

Have you ever met an SSP?

Hahaha!

[AnonyFerret]

What is an SSP? A Super Suppresive Person? :)

[tenchimuyo69]

Downloaded to save for all time

[AnonyFerret]

I'm honored and pleased that you like it so much. Thanks!

[spankyscfw]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's fantastic!

[AnonyFerret]

Thanks! :)

[Notebooked]

Quite a well-made video. Love the song, as well. I think that I've never watched a single Tom Cruise video; I knew that he was famous, but I never started to like him until I heard that he jumped on Oprah's couch. I found that...quite, quite wonderful indeed, in a Tom-Cruise-Crazy sort of way.

[jasperthejackass]

It's hard to find JoCo on youtube that isn't either live or a WoW music video. Thanks!

[AnonyFerret]

Thanks for your kind words. :) Glad you liked it!

[Norayeda]

YAY! -dances for dance time-

[AnonyFerret]

It's just a kitty to the left, and then a kitty to the right...

[AiOnRuLeZ]

Quote from Dude weres my mount " OMG TOM CRUISE CRAZY I LOVE THIS SONG COME ON DAVE LETS BOGGIE " or something like that

[thepornfary]

LOL time to dance

[EJJunkill]

I'm a big Coulton fan...and this is a GREAT video. Way to go. (Ferrets FTW!)

[AnonyFerret]

Thanks, that means a lot! I was thrilled when Jonathan gave me permission to use the music and asked that I upload it to his "fan contributions" section on his website, too. :)

[cheappassion]

Just bought the song on iTunes, y'all

[AnonyFerret]

Excellent! :)

[ipukerainbowz11]

what's the song at the end?

[AnonyFerret]

It's Grandaddy - He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot

[ExtremePanda007]

I believe there is an error in the lyrics.

"He says a thousand younger leading men"

I think it's "He sees", not "He says", but I might be wrong.

[AnonyFerret]

You're correct.

[maximusuper]

Jealous a little?

[AnonyFerret]

???

Of what or whom?

[ThriceDog]

I really did like Tom Cruise, he was a fantastic actor and could laugh at himself - Now he's just a fucktard bawwing about everything under the sun that doesn't like scientology

[AnonyFerret]

I've never been too fond of him, myself. He did do an excellent job in "Magnolia," however.

[Cataclysm31]

i agree... but apart from that... =/

[LadyLaceyLore]

Tom Cruise... Was never a fantastic actor... The ONLY movie he played well in was interview with a vampire. End.

[cheappassion]

He was awesome in Magnolia...and his cameo in Tropic Thunder.... Hmmm....in both roles, he got to summon his inner Tom Cruise crazy....

[MsOmelette]

agreed! and in "collateral" also

[1andoneis3]

leeeaaaave Suri alooooooooonnnnnneeee!!!!!!!!!­!

[AnonyFerret]

I don't think Suri is mentioned or pictured in the video, but your Chris Crocker imitation is stellar. :)

[scarcasticjerk]

go to 1:43

[AnonyFerret]

Oh, yeah. I totally forgot about that Shoop in there. Oh well. :)

[castingtherunes]

Funny, but I never thought he was gay.

[AnonyFerret]

Personally, I'm not bothered either way. It's none of my business, and certainly wouldn't be something I'd consider insulting, whether if he was or was not. The lyrics in the tune needed illustration, however.

[shannkaray]

old retarded grampa

[AnonyFerret]

That's a pretty good line in the song, I agree. LOL

[tylerjfox]

aah great song great vid 5/5 nice goin on that btw mate

[PlottedFate]

oh shit dude i heard some dude sing this at sakura con MUST FAVE!!!!!!

[hyrulianshinobi333]

this was so good i looked at anonymous. good way to send a message without cramming it down someones throat

[AnonyFerret]

Thank you, my friend. Your kind words are greatly appreciated.

[hyrulianshinobi333]

your welcom

[Munkeyfunkshun]

Great, great video.

[ancamarth]

One of the most catchy Coulton songs there is (and that's saying something!). And to top that, a very well made video!

I salute you, good sir!

For the lulz

[AnonyFerret]

Thank you, ma'am, much appreciated! :)

[BoredChick]

The description on this vid makes me pretty happy.

[AnonyFerret]

Thanks! :)

[Thahksis]

Jonathan Coulton FTW. Great video is great!

[FreedomNo1A]

Haha great

[cultssuck]

best video ever

[mollie2810]

*lol* This is great! Thanks for the lulz.

[Ryouchanthesnex]

This is just so incredibly awesome that I can't find an adequate comment to cover it all.

[XorPtr]

Anonymous == Win

[AnonyFerret]

Thank you for all the kind comments. They inspire me to MAKE MOAR videos. I appreciate your interest and support.

[gorce2]

lulzzzzz

[SkylerFlamemaster]

this has made my day! many internets for that

[portuguesprincess]

I think that tom cruise has let all of his money get to his head. Fuck now he thinks he can take over the world. What next the universe..lol...He nuts if im bleeding leave me to die peacefully.:)

[atradominadono]

My dear fantastic internet person, you get five stars just for the Monty Python reference. There would be more stars just for the rest of the video, but it tops out at five. :(

[emprise]

lol

[AnonyFerret]

Really? How cool is that?! Small world.

Do you want to confess to the particular one, or should we guess? :P

[GayCarrington]

O:40 and 1:18!

I have more on my website, "planet hiltron"

and probably more to come!

XX, Gay

[GayCarrington]

One of my photoshopped pictures is on here! FANTASTIC! Well done!

Tom is a buffoon.

XX, Gay