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  • Armstrong: Oh oui! Rub 'ze oil! Rub 'ze oil!

    Phoenix: GAAAAAH!

    Armstrong: Oh monsieur!

    Phoenix: My eyes! MY EYES!

    that made me lol

  • This theme.. Oh god.. I LOVE IT

  • If tres bien food was overpriced, imagine the price of Godot brand coffee

  • MY EYES! MY EYEEEEESS!

  • there was no animation for the oil rubbing,if there was....an hero

  • MYYYYYY HAIRRRRR

  • Straightest man I've ever seen.

  • That rose has to be using an infinite petal code.

  • the part with mia and kudo with this playing was amazing

  • Je confirme. En français, c'est italien, et j'suis surpris de savoir qu'en anglais c'est français :o

  • In the french version he is italian :wut:

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  • This is cooking mama's son, I knew all those cooking lessons werent good for him.

  • In France, the game came out late, so I decided to buy the game in America. And when I started the case with the Trés Bien I was like "WTF ?! And I'm always asking myself why other people are seeing us like this, I know why know, THANKS PHOENIX !"

  • This guy is so manly!

  • Torture, it's Cruel torture watching this "man"

  • @MegaToontownplayer WORSE, HE'S GOING TO COME OUT IN HD!

  • @Donnaclus Wait, did I miss something?

    Are they doing an HD remake of the phoenix wright trilogy?

  • @willjamesgodd Yeah, only the first three. Confirmed for iOS (iPhone, Pad, Pod Touch) and possibly android.

  • @Donnaclus Are you sure is isn't just a staight port of the same resolution like the wii version? there is already a copy of phoenix wright on the app store, but seems to be the worst port yet, the music keeps freezing/not looping and the sprites are the same as the DS. can you link me to some info? and does it include the ema skye case?

  • @willjamesgodd Oh no, it's a total HD remake.

    techtroids(dot)com/ace-attorne­y-5-confirmed-4829

  • @willjamesgodd Oh yeah, its was announced with Gyakuten Saiban 5, so scroll down a little in that page to see 1 ,2 ,3 HD announcement.

  • KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • @MsAsdasd123asd Oh! C'mon! XDDDD

  • @MegaYeyoX holy crap i got 12 thumbs up!!!

  • The most manly man man in the world, folks.

  • Ze goggles!

    They do nothing!!!

  • Im...slowly......losing brain cells.....God help me....

  • This... thing makes my brain melt just looking at it.

  • *Shivers*...

  • ..........I still think he could be related to Armstrong from FMA.

  • @Seikufu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    *...snigger*

    Just imagine what Ed would do.

  • @Angellbaby3426 THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEEEM?!

  • @Seikufu Then he sees Jean's dance.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HE'S WORSE!

    And the OIL. ;_;

  • @Angellbaby3426 AT LEAST THIS ONE CAN'T PUNCH THROUGH STEEL

  • @Seikufu THOUGH HE MIGHT BE HITTING ON ME. (Ed. And maybe Roy. XD)

  • @Angellbaby3426 Al: THANK GOD I'M A SUIT OF ARMOR

  • @Seikufu ED: I WOULD HAVE TO KILL HIM IF HE WENT NEAR YOU.

  • @Angellbaby3426 AL: OH GOD WHAT IF HE OILS MY HINGES

  • @Seikufu ED: I'LL KILL HIM! AFTER I TEACH HIM NOT TO TOUCH MY LITTLE BROTHER!

  • @Angellbaby3426 Oh dear, imagine if Jean made advances on Mustang.

  • @Seikufu Oh me, oh my, it seems someone likes FIRE!

    And maybe bullets, if he freaks Riza out...

  • @Angellbaby3426 No, I think Riza would quite like him...much to Roy's dismay.

  • @Seikufu Pfffffffffffff, she'd threaten to set him on Roy if he didn't do his paperwork. xD

  • @Angellbaby3426 And then they would politely chat about clothes over a cup of tea while Roy suffers and the others are shocked that Riza is even interested in that kind of stuff.

  • @Seikufu Then Jean would offer some of his scented oils.

  • OOOOH! SEXY! XD

  • Tres Bein translated into english is Three Leg. Am I the only one who finds that weird?

  • @qwerty8me556

    Accually, It's Translated "Very good" They tell you that in the case. (I think it's either Maggey or Armstrong who tells you)

  • @98yoshi98 Well, in SPANISH, Tres is three and Bein is Leg.

  • @qwerty8me556 Haha, yeah, but it's 'bien', not 'bein'. XD

  • @Seikufu Then it'd be three good. :P I know that it's supposed to be french, but I'm talking bout spanish here, ppls

  • @qwerty8me556 "Très bien" means "very good", it's french, nothing to do with spanish.

  • omg! in sweeeeeetnesssss

  • first word that pops into my head: "...gay?"

  • How many petals does his rose have!?

  • @Charziard45 zetta infinity!

  • Heeheeeheeeh... Maya in waitress uniform...

  • This song makes me twitch cause when I listen to this song... I always think of "him" o.e

  • he is french

  • Jean Armstrong is /kind of/ in Case 5 of the first PW game. When Edgeworth shows you the flyer Detective Gumshoe gave him, look closely on the flyer. :D Jean Armstrong.

  • @LinkAndZelda58 yeah I noticed that too

  • Capcom...you took the Frenchman thing a little too far...AAH RUN, HE'S DOIN' THE DANCE THING!!

  • Would not want to be near him in a dark alley.

  • He actually flirts with Phoenix. So what are we supposed to make of this guy?

  • @GMokemoD

    He even vaguely flirted with Godot. What the hell do we make of that?

  • SO FRUITY!!!!! >_<

  • @ChivalrousJames Omg I felt so sorry for poor Phoenix XDD Still... I laughed a lot ^^;

  • @SmashTom my sides were still hurting from laughing from watching that

  • zvarri! it is a man

  • Jean Armstrong, Gay or European? Maybe both.

  • Every time I listened to this theme, I'd imagine Armstrong dancing to this XD

  • @Archejoiyo saaaaaaaaaame lol

  • DAT BLUSH

  • In the immortal words of Krillin:

    THAT THING'S A GUY?!

  • I don't know why but I see Pinkie Pie here.

  • "Oh, ze secret ingridient?... Mon rose! Why did you ask?..."

  • ''I attract both the old men and ze little boys''

  • @ironba11s *shudder*

  • My eyes the goggles do nothing!

  • capcom is racist, i mean, JUST LOOKT AT JEAN ARMSTRONG!

  • Tap dat

  • I can just imagine him in WWE beating people up....

  • Leave it to an Armstrong to be considered as the most manly men ever, no matter how sparkly or pink they are.

  • If April May & Redd White ever had a kid, this would be the result.

  • @rizziman33 Imagine if Armstrong was born looking like that already. Damn, that is one ugly baby.

  • Little did you know that Armstrong and Max Galactica get into some hardcore football games, before going to work on their Harleys, drinking beer and farting.

    Yeah, look who looks dumb now.

  • Real men wear pink.

  • The song reminds me of something from Hamtaro

  • are you sure this is the DS music and not the GBA? It sounds different...

  • damn you gay french chef that cant cook shit

  • So, who remembers the part where Armstrong rubbed oil all over himself?

    THANKS GOD THERE WAS NO ANIMATION OF THAT.

  • @LightningfistCal

    Phoenix: my eyes!!! MY EYEEEEES!!

    Godot: *takes off visor* never thought i'd be thankfull for being blind

  • @LightningfistCal Why did you put that image in my head?

  • @LightningfistCal Phoenix even indirectly mentioned the need of Brain Bleach

  • @LightningfistCal THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT DISTURBING IN MY HEAD

  • wait is tht A GIRL???

  • @Sapphire999999 ..........im afraid not....

  • @Sapphire999999

    If you leave out the penis, then yes.

  • OMG this gay song made me go insane ¬_¬

  • I was making notes on the case and I ran into this guy. I scribbled down:

    "Jean Armstrong is gay."

  • As soon as I laid eyes on this guy, I recoiled in disgust. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, he mentioned how he 'never forgets a man who flirts with him in court.' Then I screamed and clawed my face off Matt Engarde style.

  • To quote Psychonauts' Razputin when he first hears Bonita Soleil speak:

    "NYUUUHH!"

  • Haunted houses have nothing on the Tres Bien. You walk in, and the decor scares you to 33%. Then the food gets you to 66%, and the chef gets you to 100% and you run out the door screaming.

  • @Damaster00777 But that's not all! You can recommend it to your worst enemies, and laugh while they get scared!

  • MY EYES... MY EYEEES !!!

  • I would never eat at a restaurant managed by a homosexual, perverted chef. Besides, Phoenix said the food at Tres Bien is nauseating and gross.

  • If I see another Justin Bieber comment on my Ace Attorney ima cut a bitch.....(Mr Armstrong)

  • This music is way too cheerful for him...

  • Don't worry Jean, no matter how many times you pick that flower, Phoenix will still love you not.

  • this should be on that one youtube guy's "best VGM" list

  • It's Très Bien, you stupid.

  • CANNOT UNSEE

  • Are you a female?

  • Jean Armstrong

    Gender: ???

  • I swear it sounds a bit different on my ds 0.o

  • @Dylstew2 I agree. It does sound a little different on the DS. It's more obvious with Mask*DeMasque's theme, though.

  • He looks like one of those psychos from Candy Land.

  • When I first saw this guy, my expression was similar to Maya's.

  • Waaiiittt... Is that human a guy or a bearded girl? I thought it was a bearded girl... Oy...

  • Since when did the Phoenix Wright music turn into epic Paper-Mario stuff?

  • This guy is so manly.

  • @MrSeriousRage

    Not as manly as barbie though! She is a gangsta

  • Luigi Labocca ! Faut vraiment que je rejoue à PW 3 :D

  • ...

    *Grabs Gun*

  • Still not as gay as Twilight and Justin Bieber

  • ???: Ah! Bonjour!

    Maya: Oh Hel.....lo......

    Phoenix: (What's with Maya? She's frozen stiff.)

    Jean: *Appears on screen*

    Me: *Jaw drops and lets go of Wii remote*

    Oh holy mother......

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  • I think he's pretty sexy myself

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  • when he showed him self i yeld gay so loud i woke my borther up

  • Am I the only one who noticed that Capcom put the accent wrong on the word "Tres"?

  • She is like... (oh, 1 sec, I mean "he") Victor Kudo, they have infinite ammo (Victor has birdseed and Jean has rose petals.

  • Oh god... This guy again... -_____-

  • I don't know what you guys are talking about clearly Jean Armstrong is the most beautiful character in Phoenix Wright

  • @NekoNekoKitty7 in the world even.LOL

  • Armstrong has completely changed my view on french restaurants and french chefs o_o

  • My jaw dropped when he showed up. *_*

  • im sorry to ask but are you... a woman?

  • "Well then, this restaurant certainly is pink, perhaps the lady who owns this store is a real cute-AHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

  • @Dragon359 MY EYE BURN

  • @Dragon359 LAWL!

  • What kind of man is muscly, fat, french, always has a gay face, and wears pink?

  • *Case 3*

    Me: Wow, this resturant is awfully... Pink.

    My mom: What is that music?

    Jean: *Pops up*

    Me: O_e *Drops Wii remote*

  • I almost screamed when this, erm... "guy" appeared on the screen for the first time.

  • He's Justin Biba's boyfriend

  • in the french version, this guy is italian :/ His restaurant is called "Bellissima"

  • @cleo958 I WONDER WHY?

  • @cleo958 they couldn't take the insult lol

  • @cleo958 They just can't handle the superiority Italy has over France. ;)

  • @cleo958

    lol that doesn't make any sense at all

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  • If not for the muscle, I might like Jean XD

  • You know, out of all the AA characters, this guy's the only one I just didn't like at all. Maybe it's the oil thing

  • ...That's a dude?! O_o

  • Man, why is this guy FRENCH ? T-T

  • Man.... this guy... i think.... in my opinion is one of the most disturbing characters in the series...

    the part where he puts oil on himself... MY EYES! THEY BURN!... so yeah.....

  • This Is Why The French Can't Have Nice Things!

  • AHHH I had completely forgotten about this "guy"!

  • Gayest thing next to Wellington

  • hes obviously STRAIGHT guys

  • First time hearing this song > :D

    Seeing Armstrong > Lol

    Knowing the real Armstrong > D: *scared*

  • N'awwww. He so chubby, and french.

  • NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO GET AWAAAAAAAAY.

  • @ShadTheCrazed heh. silly phobes

  • Jean Armstrong for Marvel vs. Capcom 3, his presence alone is a hyper combo finish, he will make sentinel cry by just looking at him.

  • I'm not gonna lie... This song has a sweet bass line.

  • On my first run of this case I smiled when I heard this.

    On second run, I screamed in terror.

  • "My perfumes had been handled by generitions by the Armstrongs!"

    I'd make so much sence.

  • appartelry an art book i have says he's suppose to look like a king card in a deck of cards "looks *thinks eh sort of......

  • This picture is not the worst

    The one when he's holding the rose between his lips and wriggling was so scary I almost turn off the game in horror.

  • @chrisroserva - Then look up "Super Jean Armstrong Runs A Marathon."