Collingwood Magpies

[celticgerman]

another case of the collywobbles ay 2011

[thailandamulets]

haha

[OzMissPink]

All the haters come here to hate on Collingwood because they were just jealous that their team was too shit to make the Grand Final & picking on Collingwood gives them some kind of screwed up meaning to their pathetic little existances.

It really makes you wonder what makes a person tick, if they can hate on a simple AFL team with such negative & ugly passion!!! ;) bahahahahahaha

Who are the true loosers??? :P LMAO

[CDMC1404]

@OzMissPink haha that's funny. fuck off bitch

[HotZingers]

so did any of you feral wankers see the game in october?? better luck next year girls.

[OzMissPink]

@HotZingers Your Mum enjoyed it in the clubrooms afterwards though ;) What a sad troll! :P pmsl

[CDMC1404]

@OzMissPink you are actually the biggest fucking idiot on youtube.

and youtube has pretty stupid people

you're the pedo, abusing a 14 year old who is getting back at those who insulted him.

dumb dick? i'm not a fake 14 year old. 2 years ago i posted a vid of me when i was 12. and last year i posted more when i was 13, dumb dumb

me? 24 hrs online?

coming from you who replies to one of my comments 5 times?

LOL fuck off TROLL GIRL

btw, learn how to spell.

[mrjikkii2]

@OzMissPink you untermenschen, get eradicated.

[saibottobias100]

Wankers, stand for your national anthem....

[CDMC1404]

who can't get a boyfriend so you try to relieve your depression by catching *TROLLS*

I ain't a troll. You're a troll. Yes I know what it is

poor? retarded? monkey? Loser? sad? empty mentality?

Please, I don't need to know any more about you.

please, fuck off and let me be

Stop making an even bigger fool of yourself

I hate when I'm hated. Look on Melbourne's song, all collingwood supporters saying the team's a joke

4th most premierships won?

Gee. You're very hurtful for a girl. *cough* ;)

[OzMissPink]

@CDMC1404 You started on me.. so maybe it's best if you F Off.. geez charming language for an apparent 14y.o. Your parents need to seriously get counselling to learn to raise a more normal kid who doesn't hang around on YouTube every day :P LMAO

[CDMC1404]

@OzMissPink Get back in the kitchen.

[fullmoondrivein]

Collingwood is still my team. We could'nt beat Geelong, and no back to back.Wait till next year. How about two out of three?

[GetDownedHacker]

@CDMC1404 I have no reason to cry? You have alot of problems? If you think "Collingwood" are putting you down. Have you had Dale Thomas come up to you and say "Your an areshole" Even if he did, he had every reason to. It's people like you that sit behind their computer all day having a cry realizing that they are an adopted child and their birtch certificate is an apology from the condom factory. You just need to stop whining, and calm down. Before you look like an idiot.

Haters gun' hate.

[CDMC1404]

@GetDownedHacker I'm not even gonna waste my time with you prick

Fuck off, I have a life, I don't have a cry at whatever you think i should be having a cry about.

Haters gun' hate?

get a fucken life you dumbass and stop making interruptions in my normal life.

Grow a brain. Eat a dick, go cry to your boyfriend. Piss off.

Douchebag. :)

[GetDownedHacker]

@CDMC1404 oooo, Did I hit a soft spot ? "Grow a brain" mate, without one of those. It wouldn't be possible to comment, nor live. Common sense buddy, You have a life? That's why you insist to "rage" so much. Because you have a life? I'm not whining, you really need to reed these comments before you make the assumption of me "whining" look at your comments. Your the one getting aggressive, just calm down. The thing is, I can't eat a dick as your hogging it all. Ouch, Enjoy your "life" ha...."Life"

[CDMC1404]

@GetDownedHacker Wow, that hurt. *cough*

hey LOSER, if you have a life then why are you crying to a 14 year old because your team lost the grand final?

I don't have any soft spots because I'm not you.

Learn how to spell. READ back through your comment and think about what you have wasted the last couple of days worrying about.

oh yeah and you are so funny dude. Like seriously *fucker*

I'm raging because you... are like that really annoying mosquito that buzzes around at night.

Enjoy your life.

[Lloydy6T9R]

They lost the GF cause Eddie spent all their money on umpires in the prelim

[MrRealityCheck88]

@Lloydy6T9R Hawks just choked, get over it they would have been smashed by the cats anyway

[Yeowie69]

Why do I barrack for the mosted hated team in AFL. WHY!

[abbotluv]

premierships a cakewalk??

[d3athm1nda]

COLLINGWOBBLES! 

[weelanj]

HATE U SO MUCH MCGUIRE!!!! HATE U SO MUCH!

[kanga1234567]

Didn't get to hear much of that stupid chant ... thank god!

[2004DAZZA]

Perhaps the AFL should give the' COLLIWOBBLERS ' more games at the MCG. Or maybe the shouldn't leave Victoria at all during the season. Even with all the pampering this over exposed overrated ' MOB ' has only won 2 flags in half a century. Doesn't their club song say '' the premiership is a cakewalk '', yeah right ! Well done Geelong, a champion team and a team of champions. To Eddie, Joffa and friends, there's nothing better than watching the 'COLLIWOBBLERS' choke ! ! !

[CDMC1404]

SUCK SHIT

[anna0conda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!! Suck my balls Collingwood!

[elscotto73]

UP THE CATTERS!

[Sento35]

Lol common collingwood step up, at the biggest moments you let us down!! still love you though lol.

[69shano69]

@Sento35 i know ben reid lost us the game

[Gamegurru]

Nice work Collingwood second for the 27th time

Whats wrong Daisy? got something in your eye?

[CDMC1404]

@Gamegurru nah i think he found a knot in his hair

[Gamegurru]

@CDMC1404 lol

[MrAussiebogan]

i dont follow afl but as soon as i found out eddy mcguire had something to do with collingwood i automatically hoped the his team lost HAHAHA SUCK SHIT EDDY MCGUIRE you smart arse wanker..

[weelanj]

suck shit collingwood forever. go cats 2012, suck on that mcguire! suck on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

Collingwood fucking cheat... Whoever supports them sucks black and white balls... All the players are aboriginies and sniff glue all day. Umpires give them free kicks so it can make fuckhead Eddie Mcguire happy. Thumbs up if you agree.

[BobrahamCDavies]

Go Pies..

[Lukestar49]

Must suck, not being able to chew food.

[Sento35]

UP THE MAGPIES!!! TODAY IS THE DAY!!!! Thumbs up if you agree!!

[CDMC1404]

@Sento35 LOL

bunch of chokers and losers

[kebabz101]

Shit old Collingwood forever,

We don’t know how to play the game.

Side by side we suck each other,

To uphold The Magpies dentist fee.

Hear the barrackers booing,

As all pie barrackers should,

Oh, the premiership's we won are scams

For the shit old Collingwood

:D

[nyaayi]

i go for geelong but collingwood aint a bad team there theme song catchy

[SimuLord]

In the US NFL, there's a maxim in the playoffs that "no team beats another one three times in the same season." Dunno if that rule applies in Australia, but if it does that's a good sign for Magpies barrackers. I'm an Adelaide Crows supporter m'self, so I'll be watching purely for the joy of the game and the competition. Greetings from America, and sorry about my country's idiot politicians.

[jords148]

GO GEELONG COLLINGWOOD SUCK

[fullmoondrivein]

@mrjikkii I think you may br refering to the tackle from behind with about thirty seconds to go.Saw it on youtube. Please write back.

[lockay101]

BOOOOOOOOO CARN DA CATS it was really funny when we bet u by 96 ha ha!

[PinkMicra09]

Go pies

[Sento35]

Cats are in for it next week!!

[fullmoondrivein]

A Finals (Playoff) Classic. A fight to the finish. Hats off to the Hawks for they were a worthy opponent. Final Score Collingwood 10.8 (68) Hawthorn 9.11(65). On to the Grand Final!

[mrjikkii2]

@fullmoondrivein That game was a ridiculous injustice to hawthorn. The umpires GAVE it to the collywobbles in the last minute or two. And no, i don't support hawthorn.

[Ultimatepanzer]

@mrjikkii2 I Agree!

[OzMissPink]

@mrjikkii2 what are you on? :/ Hawthorn weren't good enough to score some decent goals & stay ahead of Collingwood in the last quarter. Go & troll somewhere else looser. Because you have no clue what you're talking about. And you make yourself look like you have no life, going out of your way to come to this page, just to add your sad little sooky rant. Buy some tissues & build a bridge, you tool!

[mrjikkii2]

@OzMissPink L0L guess who lost the grand final LOLOLOLOL

[sambarino1]

wow every are the biggest sooks just becuz collingwoods a good team doesnt u have to have a sook

[Drifterking999]

I wish that song was never invented. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloneempire43]

booooooooooooobooooooooooooooo­oobooooooooooooooooooboooooooo­oooboooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oobooooooooooooooooooo.



[Probieboss]

STUFF YOU COLLINGWOOD!

[Altiar253]

what a shit team bunch of jail breeding rodents!

[DistorxionMedia]

@Altiar253 ARE YOU JELLY OF US

[Lloydy6T9R]

What do you call 3 Collingwood supporters in a Lexus driving off a cliff? A shame, a Lexus has 4 seats

[69shano69]

@kitchenator96 give up on life...

[fullmoondrivein]

Collingwood will play the Hawthorn Hawks next week in the Prelininary Final (actual Semi Finals).The Hawks will be a challenge and the game will be close,but Collingwood can win,and I think they will! Get back to the Grand Final,Magpies! Back to Back for the first time in 75 years is two games away. GO MAGPIES!

[shauno4321]

CARN THE PIES!!!! All you haters can fuck off, your a bunch of fucking assholes who can't stand to see us winning, CARN THE PIES BACK TO BACK Premiers

[Sento35]

COMMON PIES FUCK WEST COAST!!

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

Collingwood suck thumbs up if you agree.

They cheat...

They are overrated.

Bring Fitzroy back and get rid of Collingwood they aren't even a side.

Lets have more dislikes and likes to prove that collingwood are shit.

[69shano69]

@xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum how do they cheat???

[T0ufl3x]

Loved it when The gellong Cats flogged them twice :)

[D3S0L4T10N]

@T0ufl3x flogged them once, the first time was by only 3 points hater

[T0ufl3x]

@D3S0L4T10N Well doesn't matter they still won :) Haha it's just good seeing Collingwood loosing :)

[BrockScootsDaily]

@T0ufl3x I'm a cats supporter and i fucking loved it! :D

[MrSesto1973]

@T0ufl3x i know thats why when grand final comes u will lose buddy like buddy tonight lololololololo

[T0ufl3x]

@MrSesto1973 Mate, seriously now it's time for Geelong to win the GRAND FINAL !!! They'll flogg Collingwood next week !!!It'll be the thrid time haha :)

[CDMC1404]

@T0ufl3x i wish i could like that comment a million times!!!

[T0ufl3x]

@CDMC1404 They made it :) Woohooooo

We are Geelong the greatest team of all!!!! :)

[CDMC1404]

@T0ufl3x I have never witnessed a better grand final in my life!!!!!

on the way back the trains were completely silent compared to last year!!

Congratulations GEELONG!!!

Yours Sincerely,

Melbourne Football Club :D

btw, i don't care that you guys beat us by 31 goals. Better you guys than Collingwood!!

[OzMissPink]

@T0ufl3x And I think it's even more funny when dropkicks troll pages to add negative comments. It just goes to proove how sad & patheitc their life must be! I wouldn't go out of my way to go to Geelong's page to slag off their song, since I have BETTER THINGS TO DO!!! Get a life, you tools. You make yourselves look even dumber than those you "claim" to be superior to!!! :P

[T0ufl3x]

@OzMissPink Mate get over it :)

[Yzzi94]

Why do they have such a catchy theme song?

WHY?

[HotZingers]

@Yzzi94 coz their fags

[CollingwoodMagpies84]

You guys are tools we shall see who will be singin' at bout quarter 2 5 next Saturday arvo

[VictorYong36]

Well, I am an Eagles fan and West Coast will smash them. GO EAGLES

[SimuLord]

Collingwood has a guy (Steele Sidebottom) who wouldn't have to take a stage name if he went into porn. Only Graham Johncock of the Crows can say that besides the Pies #22.

[R34GTRR35]

Collingwood got owned by cats

[shippster1]

go pies u can win 2night

[Snappytom1234]

Yes...we won a few.... 1902/1903 1910 1917 1919 1927/1928/1929/1930 1935/1936 1953 1958 1990 2010 and 2011 is on the way!

[Snappytom1234]

Go the Pies!!!

Woo hooo!

[fullmoondrivein]

Magpies are #1 seed in the Finals (Playoffs) again! However as NY Yankee great Yogi Berra once said "it ain't over until it's over."Geelong next Friday and West Coast in the First Round in two weeks are ahead. The Eagles are the most improved team this year and should give Collingwood a challenge.I do think the Magpies will win and I have hopes for their first back to back Premeirships (Champoinships) in 75 years. GO MAGPIES!

[VictorYong36]

bad old boganwood forever

they don't know how to play the game

side by side they split together

we don't know the rules

oh the premiership's a hiding

for the bad old boganwood

GO EAGLES!!!!!!

[VictorYong36]

@VictorYong36 *see the barrackers are hiding...

[stegbar11]

@VictorYong36 That makes no sense lol

[69shano69]

@VictorYong36 wow thath was bad...

[MrAssaabloy]

THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF SUPPORTER THOSE THAT BARRACK FOR COLLINGWOOD AND THEN THOSE THAT WISH THEY DID

[MrRealityCheck88]

I hate to say it but Collingwood will win back to back, their team is too strong.

[TheJbligh]

@kitchenator96

you need to get a life, its a football game for god sake. maybe some medication will help you.

by you ranting like you have you should take up watching tennis or croquette.

and before you ask i have all my teeth and im not feral.



[gosaints2011premiers]

@kitchenator96 ya i hate collingwood cuz i am a saints supporter

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

Collingwood cheat by getting free kicks from the umpires just admit it Collingwood supporters without cheating your shit.

[MrPetacko]

@xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum you're retarded

[gosaints2011premiers]

@MrPetacko i think u r retarted

[MrPetacko]

@gosaints2011premiers learn how to spell than call me a retard you dumb fuck

[69shano69]

@gosaints2011premiers if ur going to act all smart and call sum1 retarded at least learn how to spell it right lol good one einstein!

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

@MrPetacko And you are shit.

[69shano69]

@xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum blaming the umpires so orginal...

[ironkouts31]

Premiers of the AFL.

[MrRealityCheck88]

Everyone read done the comments!!! None of these Collingwood supporters can spell!

[keithy2880]

go collingwood and east perth from the west

[Haseebanwar45]

collingwood you are the best go collingwood

[zacdeetheman]

collingwood are the best, FUCK the haters there just jealous

[limtedouche]

@zacdeetheman lol 16 flags>>>15

Suck it collingwood

[CDMC1404]

@zacdeetheman jealous because we can't become braindead or get our hair to look as delicate as Dale Thomas'?

LOL fuck off dickhead.

[OzMissPink]

@CDMC1404 geez & you just keep prooving that you are even more feral than those that you "think" that you are superior too! can't even conduct a comment without using profanity.. NOW WE SEE THAT YOU ARE THE TRUE FERAL! :P bahahahahahaha

[CDMC1404]

@OzMissPink .................coming from a collingwood supporter????

[elscotto73]

Gay old Collingwood forever. They know how to suck a dick. Side by side they fuck each other to uphold the poofta name. See the barrockers are toothless ‘Cause they can’t afford a toothbrush. All the penises are saved for, for the gay old Collingwood

Real Lyrics ^^^

[HarasTodob]

@elscotto73 if they suck, what with the other teams? collingwood is on top of the ladder, and it's just a team like the other one, like zacdeethman said, you're all fucking jalous.

[LiamPolwarth]

@elscotto73 what are ' barrockers ' ?

[69shano69]

@elscotto73 gay cunt elscotto forever. him & his brother fuck there mum together. side by side they put her on the spit. he knows how to write a shit song he gets turned on when he sees his sister in a thong. he gets mad seeing collingwood own. his team is shit and bags collingwood over the internet his jealousy is shown. he calls the supporters toothless. how original he's just sad coz his 1mm dick is pubeless. all the cocks r saved for u after writing that gay song.

real lyrics^ owned cunt

[elscotto73]

@69shano69 GO CATS ROUND 8 AND 24 MOTHER FUCKER!

[CDMC1404]

@elscotto73 damn straight hahahaha

[yuffei7]

@MrIlovekatyperry FUCK YOU! COLLINGWOOD THE BEST 

[chickentothe5]

Collingwood are the best team EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WoeAndFear]

you are dumbheads

[misskelz5555]

i'm a collingwood supporter, lol jks, i'm not a ferral cow

[69shano69]

@misskelz5555 good one!!! 

[zacdeetheman]

collingwood are the bestt

[DrinkMoxie9000]

fuck geelong!

[rkovision]

@DrinkMoxie9000 fuck collingwood!

[fullmoondrivein]

BEAT CARLTON!

[muzzaboi101]

while you all might be bogans, you're heaps better than geelong and carlton. as a hawthorn supporter, i'm looking forward to our grand final haha

[ds16653]

Is there anyone here who's actually a collingwood supporter, or is everyone here to spam them and let them know how shit they are? Cause Collingwood suck shit and they all deserve to die.

[Gelongfc07]

much better song

We are Geelong, the greatest team of all

We are Geelong; we’re always on the ball

We play the game as it should be played

At home or far away

Our banners fly high, from dawn to dark

Down at Kardinia Park

[elscotto73]

Round 8, 2011..Enough said :)

UP THE CATTERS!

Collingwood fuckwits!

[Lloydy6T9R]

@elscotto73 Grand Final, 2008 Enough said.

CARN THE HAWKS!!!

[elscotto73]

@Lloydy6T9R Round 5 and Round 12, 2011

CARN THE CATS!!!

[Lloydy6T9R]

@elscotto73 Grand Final or 2 Home and Away games. Which one would you rather win? Grand final pretty sure.  CARN THE HAWKS!!!

[aussiekiller99]

@Lloydy6T9R stop living in the past so you douche bags beat us in the 08 GF we beat you 6 games in row! (3 year) now that's embarrassing for hawthorn

[Lloydy6T9R]

@aussiekiller99 Whtas embarassing for Geelong? That big gab in between 07 and 09 in your premiership cabinet

[aussiekiller99]

@Lloydy6T9R whats embarrassing is when you won the 08 GF you were supposed to defend it against the saints a year after but you didn't! & hang on you didn't even make the top 8 in 09 & who won the premiership that year? thats right geelong did! 

[CDMC1404]

@elscotto73 and round 24 lol

[cmloz]

How do you know a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush? Otherwise it would be called the teethbrush

[Almostblue27]

haters' gonna hate hearing this in 11'

[MrRealityCheck88]

You can hate the pies, but they are bloody good and exciting to watch, from a cats fan.

[collingwood170159]

@MrRealityCheck88 thanks

[MEMESAREAWESOME]

@MrRealityCheck88 I love how you toll basically every other team song but not the pies,

[MrRealityCheck88]

@MEMESAREAWESOME I respect the team, nothing bad to say about them

[OceanCinema]

You're all jealous because your team ain't as successful as the mighty magpies. Sure, I bet you'll say Carlton or Essendon have more premierships, but we are 1 flag down and you're 40 years older than the pies. Or Geelong, you are 36 years older than the pies, but we have 8 more flags than you. We are the most successful club in the AFL, don't deny it, you know it, don't bother with your pathetic excuses or stereotyping.

[Ricky9111]

@OceanCinema umm dude geelong was before carlton and essendon melbourne only team older than geelong

[OceanCinema]

@Ricky9111 I was stating how Collingwood are more successful, not the others.

[Rozzy4444]

WOO GO PIES!!! u rok, who cares if you loose your still awesome in my world!!!! ily <3

[fullmoondrivein]

Last year on the Queen's Birthday Collingwood and Melbourne fought to a 76-76 tie (draw). This year will be a Collingwood Victory! Go Magpies!

[SimuLord]

I'm an Adelaide Crows supporter (as an American I've got to love any team that uses the US Marine Corps Hymn as a victory song), but when I want to see GOOD footy played in 2011, I watch Collingwood.

[lebaneseridah]

ROFLLL @ HATERZ.. Gotta hate!

[RozzEzzy]

WO HO most awesome song ever, i love colllingwood and i love didak!! <3

[collingwoodrules]

collingwood is the biggest and best club in the league. supporters of other clubs can fuck off

[Easydollars]

I've told all my kids, if they dont follow collingwood they can get the hell out of my house and never come back. !

[MonkOfZen]

@Easydollars And they will be respected members of society. GO CATS!!!!

[69shano69]

@Easydollars if they dont put them up for adoption lol my dads a carlton supporter and he said the same thing to me if i barracked for collingwood i get kicked so i changed from carlton to collingwood 11 years later still havent been kicked out

[Easydollars]

We are finally making the other clubs see why we are the best. We stuffed around for too long with these other second grade clubs. We love our club, we have the money, the coach, the president and the supporters. !!!!!!

[collingwoodrules]

@Easydollars and also the players

[zendragondrew]

Black and white forever!

[gosaints2011premiers]

@zendragondrew in your dreams m8

[Yeowie69]

Everyone is just jealous beacuse we are one of the best teams in the AFL rigt now. Also beacuse we won the flag in 2010. Suck it St Kilda.

[collingwoodrules]

@Yeowie69 i agree people that dont go 4 collingwood can go and suck a dick

[gosaints2011premiers]

@Yeowie69 U SUCK UR OWN BALLS

[Electric7234]

collingwood suck! their thugs

[SuperTanaka1995]

u so shit

[jezcol]

Shit old Collingwood forever

they can go and lick a dick

side by side they will do it together

shit old Collingwood forever

[jamezxh]

@jezcol Side by Side they Bat Together .

[69shano69]

@jezcol shit song u made it will be shit forever

ur just jealouse coz ur team is shit

u and ur brother put ur mum on the spit

side by side u both do it together

you do know thats a crime

that song u wrote was a waste of time

[gosaints2011premiers]

f u collingwood