Twilight: New Moon Movie Review

[FairyHero57]

Team Jacob (I Love Wolves), but I hate the series. Bella is a such a Mary Sue and is not a good role model for kids. And honestly, there is the whole native American guy vs a white guy for Bella's love. Hmm I wonder whose going to that? It is obviously going to be the white guy. I wish Bella had gone with Jacob, he is so much better for her.

[betty26romy]

That guy is my heroe lol

[NomNomNomNomi]

It was suck. -10/10

[Bobster930]

I think everyone should see this movie. The fan girls to be...fangirls over it and everyone else to have a good laugh. My friends and I went to see it and laughed amost all the way through. Just the stuff they come out with in that movie it was like they were high or something.

[dgonza40]

true is the sex. lol

[martyxcallsiefer]

TEAM BLADE

[Vdevagau]

The 0/10 guy is hilarious!

[mshk1989]

team bella's pussy

[kaboooooooos]

i hate this movie

[wilmyguy28]

FINALLY SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE A CLUE THE WHOLE TWILIGHT SAGA SUCKS!! EVERYONE SAYS ITS A VAMPIRE MOVIE, IT IS NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU STICK A VAMPIRE LIKE THEM AND SHIT. 

[supperchibirobogirl6]

KRISTIN STEWART IS NOT A BAD ACTRESS FUCKING TWILIGHT'S WRITING MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S A BAD ACTRESS if you see her in the runaways she really is a good actress

[GoldenR17]

TEAM EDWARD AND ME GIVE IT A 9 1/2

[bboyhwoarang5]

this movie should of been a porno i would love to see alice naked

[wetdream09]

TEAM JACOB!!!!!

[911213meb]

Bella can have Edward. I want Jacob.

[mangomariel]

Ill give it a ZERO!

Haha classic.

I respect Twilight for trying something new with vampires, but everything about it sucks. I don't think they could make the scenario EPIC but I think they could make it respectable. Well it is nothing close to respectable. 

[mollyj647]

i was so mad when edward didnt get killed in that movie he is a moron and deserves to die, bella is a idiot for choosing him over jacob how sould she do that to him, GO TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnlindsey289]

What about being Team Severen from Near Dark, Team nude vampire alien babe from Lifeforce, Team Miriam Blaylock from The Hunger, Team Grace Jones of Vamp etc.? or Team Jerry Dandridge of Fright Night?

[twilight12l]

i didnt like new moon. i give it a 5 for trying.

[TheJwho]

TEAM: BLADE!!!!! Bitches

[MrPivotPie]

Team fagball (jacob)

Team pussy (edward)

Team Bitch (bella)

[MrPivotPie]

Just a bunch of shirtless guys, fagballs, and bad acting, 0.1/10

[laurenceroberts1]

Good for you guy at 02:44-02:54

New moon was awful awful awful

My rating 3.3/10

Now where's my free tickets?

Oh the comp is over?

CRAP!!!

[wwwyousuckdotcom]

2/10

[1990banks]

TEAM: I HATE (CHEESY) CHICK FLICKS

[euginam91]

haha team eric!

[magbig1]

wtf! only bitches and gay boyfriends where here

[juggernaut725]

How dare you even say the Empire Strikes Back in the same sentence as... Twilight *shiver*

[MercifulFilms]

Wow. This brings back memories. I remember attending the local midnight premiere, which happened to be swarmed with half-crazed fangirls. Actually, I'm fairly certain that I was the only guy in the audience who wasn't dragged there by his girlfriend. But hey, at least I didn't have to pay for my ticket of shame- and I still got laid afterwards. Now, say what you want about Twilight-fans, but they sure do throw a great after-party. By the way, Team Jacob.

[MercifulFilms]

As for the actual movie, well- it's pretty bad. But I still had a great time. In fact, I went to see it TWICE. See, it's actually very, very entertainingly stupid- perfect riff material. Just relax and the movie will practically make fun of itself. Yes, it's that weak.

[MercifulFilms]

Now, you might be wondering, what's wrong with this movie? Well, there's the bland characters, the poor performances, the relationship between Edward and Bella, the relationship between Bella and Jacob, the psychotic episodes, the bigoted overtones, imaginary Edward and the ending. Also, every choice in this movie is based upon the lack of common sense. The question "why" would render the conflict entirely useless.

[mba666666]

They got to stop making these movies seriously!

[xxxCourtneykinsxxx]

@mba666666 Only 2 more to go .... I hope. lol

[ISTlauren]

team true blood 

[ISTlauren]

i like the twilight saga but i didn't really like new moon ( the book or the movie) bella was way too whiny and indecisive. I hate people like that it's obvious she's going to choose edward so just get it over with so we can move on to the hot vampire vs vampire vs hot wolf action. seems like Stephenie Meyer was trying to stretch out each book and ended up making them unnecessary, could've cut new moon in half and combine it with eclipse. the best part of the movie was seeing taylor shirtless

[MissLisaWen]

@ISTlauren

One thumbs up isn't enough for your comment. Exactly what I thought, except for combining it with eclipse cos I like Eclipse. Saw the movie (Eclipse) a few days ago. AMAZING!!!! So glad that it wasn't down hill from new moon. :D

[ClaritaVersace95]

Hey people awesome Video see the whole movie @ loco mov (dot) com

[Claudiavtf490]

New Moon was hearty ! You can watch it here ** twilight-now . com **



[ma4io374]

team, they all need to die

[Halfway3]

team wooden stake for Edward

team silver bullet for Jacob

team roofaline for Bella

[mrjasperhale24]

team alice:) and team jasper:)

[SuuKitty]

I really really hate this movie. It's all about VAMPIRE HUMAN LOVE OMG I HEART WOLVES. I think that dude who gave the 0 was right because honestly, sorry to all of those vampire chicks but the reason why I hate this movie most is because.

1) VAMPIRES DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HUMANS

2)Wtf? Wolves? Seriously?

3)Where's the dead people?

4)People will not shut up about it

[A4L1000]

Great lesson, let a dude stalk you and then get all tore up inside 'cause he decides to go all emo, which is actually insulting emos, I'm sorry. Yes, stalking is a very healthy relationship. Don't worry, if a guy watches you 24/7 and compares you to drugs, it's fine there's nothing wrong with him. You'll live happily ever after and have stalker babies together.

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

Hahahah I love the guy with the glasses! He totally gets my point of view about this saga!

I GIVE IT A 0 TOO!!!

[bluedanceshoes22]

team edward love 'em to death

[AL13NM]

I would rather watch dog crap dry in the sun than sit through the first twilight movie much less its sequel. When trash like this starts trying to preach an abstinence message to the youth we should investigate and discover how many more films pat robertson and the 700 club are financing.

[yayshinigamiyaoi]

TEAM HARRY!!!!

[xxTeamDestructionxx]

Team Jacob

[FireDog0129]

team edward but really team alice

[CassidyTDavis]

The Twilight Saga Movie is astonishing ! See this at twilight-now {dot} com

[doomthemovie]

if you watch this and think its a good movie chuck norris will roundhouse kick you in the face and jump on it

[PivotDudeSP]

I'm on whoevers team who kills both Edward, Jacob and Bella with a Chainsaw

[spikejr3113]

am weird both

[Coltranized]

Teams? Really? What the fuck is wrong with us?

[NairaUzumaki]

5\10

it was to slow,to boring,to pink and girly.

(Weird to hear from a person who watched twilight1 6 times over and over)

so I зуаук either Vampire diaries or Queene of Damned.

[superchaotix]

well i think im on team ALUCARD follow the link to find out why  watch?v=jeP6g-ebcxg

[alogli]

true blood yay, twilight nay!

[beansrule]

I think one of the girls being interviewed is Jennifer Carpenter. An actress from the movie "Exorcism of Emily Rose"

It looks EXACTLY like her

[usamaki10]

why is there the apple logo in the lower right corner for the first 25 seconds?

[Mechmastersonic]

I'm on Team Good Media.

[evilcountessdracula]

Team Damon Salavtore.

Vampire Diaries Rule.

[zachy7777]

Team I absolutely hate Twilight and will probably be marked spam by fangirls and have comments saying "if you hate twilight why are you watching the review for it". I want to be friends with the guy at 2:45.

[solace00assassin]

@zachy7777 and i on team whoever kill those godamn fake vampire and giant wolves .

[kman618]

Team Shut the Fuck Up

[ampiremcknight]

Team Both?!

[MushroomQueen27]

I hated this movie and I hate The Twilight Saga. It sends a terrible message to young girls. The two minutes that Michael Sheen was onscreen weren't so bad, but Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson's acting was laughable. I give it a -12 rating. A good vampire love story: the show Moonlight.

[TaTeRtOt263]

I am in love with both Jacob and Edward... personally I think the books are amazing and the way they make them seem in the movies is very poor and played down.

[ihatepaigeholub]

team bella ;3

[jessicacakesssxox]

Team edward (L)

[KarenKappelman]

Team Jacob

[DownWordProductions]

I may be a guy but this movie was horrible. I read the first Twilight and the book was 100% better than the movie, even though i didnt enjoy the book. But New Moon was like a soap opera with poor dialogue. And i know the words they say was taken from the book but it didnt sound good at all. They need to do better on the next one.

[fableofsea]

If you want to see something better go watch the series tru blood they mentioned in the interviews. You just have to get HBO and then you can watch it. Trust me Tru blood is way better than this fucking horrible twilight shit.

[AngusSgXD]

i started watchin true blood cuz what i heard from this review, and its awesome. in one week ive seen 19 episodes and i keep watchin every day when i come back from university

[fableofsea]

Yeah I know I was visting my grandma for two weeks and saw the series on HBo and started to watch it and thought. Hmmm this show actually makes sense instead of Twilight.

[fableofsea]

This series is fucking awesome in the book form. But in the movie form, this series fails horribly and the the guy and girl who play the main characters are fucking horrible actors. That's my opinion take it or leave it.

[alexhendo032297]

I'm team STFU!

[Gnoma2345]

This movie sucked BAAAD I Couldnt even sit through it.... Its a blight on film making is what it is.

[CrazyTwilightBabii]

Edward <3

[WebkinzLover714]

jacob(:

tht was amazing mvie

[cassy4630797]

I am Team Jacob.

I absolutley LOVE him.

This movie was very suspensful, tense, and made me want to cry.

Taylor Lautner is absolutley gorgeous, I don't care who you are.

I would rate this movie 9.5/10.00

[TheMarkSasuke64]

You must not know good movies.

[Barbaraforakerz]

hey ashley, just got ur pm. ok ill tell u. i got it at twilight4free[dot]info

[YokoTakeo]

True Blood FTW. ERIC IS AWESOME.

[morsaw10000]

THis movie is horrible!!!!!!!!!! Only a retared 8-14 year old baboon retarded teenage girl would enjoy it!

[claire846]

team hottness, or as other people call it, team jacob!!!!!!!!!

[morsaw10000]

The movie is some ol Bullshit

[valentinN15]

really crap film man that was embarrassing

[TheJoshuaful]

the old man who said this film is a chick flick sounds like the guys who are commenting 'this movie sucks'.

[Desire4Music1]

EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD and in real life ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB :)

[Zeyang5]

Team Edward FTW

[synchrolover85]

edward in the book jacob in the movie

[YourmightTv]

2 out of 1000

[Everscarink]

The old guy is such a douche .

[kaimelis]

@bernardalbio WORST SPAM EVER :DDDD

[pee1997]

9.6 edward ps: I love boobs

[MastaChiefy]

TEAM TWILIGHTSUCKS!

[0LfhP0]

0/10

SUCKS!

[maddsmiley1386]

I'm team Grace Randolph! She is smoking hot!

[AweKomiEzZ]

TEAM EDWARD.!!

[egs101]

edward!!!!

i love u

[gog848islucas]

go jake man woot PS: yes im a boy and im not gay

[juliusyeung0330]

this movie was pathetic and had no story or characters to it the actors area bad 1 out of 10 and don;t see it

[XXTOProductions]

Team Edward!

[1140jp]

TEAM ROCKET ALL THE WAY xD

[Blackandwhitedragon1]

dude omg someone please slap the guy from this video.....alll he says is omg where's the blood,the magic powers,etc...if this guy is watching or watches this video fuck him!!!!!fucken four eyes!!!

[tiropitaaki]

3:50 sums up the whole movie

[liz6027twilight]

Team Edward!

[roflcopternoobskie]

lol at da raging dude

[meganlizzy21]

team edwaed

[mjlover123love]

TEAM JACOB!!!!!!

[jomos100]

whats up indy i m not writtig this for the tiketsi think twilight is a great movie i just love it the cool vampires the werwolf ist just awsome and i think ist a good movie that lovers should watch together i love it and i also love your show and im with team edward

[prettyzoey101]

i cant chose so jackward (jacob and edward)

[pokemonman56]

TEAM QUEEF!!!

[deester247]

Team Jacob.

[kerinapetshop]

i am on both i cant chose! i mean edwrad is i think better for bella, but jacob is hot! XD so i dont know =)

[SuperFunny22]

I saw New Moon again and I literally wanted to get a knife out and drive it threw the center of the palm of my hand. I won't be seeing Eclipse or Breaking Dawn. Any male that saw this that thinks this is great or even good is gay.Any male that reads this shouldn't see New Moon or the rest of the saga(hint). It's a chick flick!!! or this is for white girls(not racist). JUST TRUE!!! TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT TEENS!!!

[cody0of0borg]

i'm on team stakes and silver bullets die lame werewolves and vampires!!! get some tips from oldman he could do a vampire

[tiffcharmed1277]

edward!

[shern92]

Hahaha the guy at 4:56 was funny.

[sexybeastofmagic]

I'm totally team jacob because taylor lautner is the best in the world! but this movie sucked dick! the people failed at integrating dark romance and action the way the first film did. i give it a 3

[rockar203]

TEAM JACOB TEAM JACOB TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward sucks because he has no abs.

ahhahahahahha

[dimlightbulb10]

guys make fun of twilight for the same reason girls make fun of star wars. the ridiculous fans. except star wars is appreciated far beyond the fanbase while twilight is liked by obsessive fangirls.

[princessdilan1]

Im on team edob *edward and jacob* beacause when edward left bella jacob was there for her but at the end what edward says was really good so i love edward and jacob , i read all the books but new moon has to be the best film ever i cried i laughd i got scared i got SHOCKED! it was brilliant it had to be the best film ever i think the director of new moon has to be the best directoreve

[trisful]

TEAM JACOB, and the movie gets a 9, it needs more Jacob.

[LoveAtTwilight]

I like the guy with the glasses xD

[Ghakimx]

Lol I LOVE HIM.

[Makilore]

The guy that hated the movement was on DA POINT!

[mastermilan14]

twilight saga my ass

[rajask120]

Terrible and horrid movie, bad acting, bad story and just overall bad fanbase.

[123mew123]

Jacob!!

[coolcat000me]

TEAN JACOB!

[trekee101]

that dorky bitch guy is the worst person alive and twilight saga is nt a chix flix it ruled

[danninbrandonshow]

10/10

[Mikisthatchick]

jacob :)

[anuragcnh]

asdasd adf fd

[bharatpatel89]

team Alice personally

[RetardedEddie]

team jacob all da way!!!!

[giraffesarereal]

trueblood is better, i suppose... there's lots of gratuitous sex, but at least it has some subtlety about other things... sorta... the characters are more complex anyways

[rougn]

The story plot is about a Necrophiliatic girl who is in love with a very old dead pedofile. When the pedo left her she decided to try her hand in Beastianity.

[realfelixneko7]

....that's a very good way of putting it XD

[WednesdayThe17th]

AHAHAHAHAH best summary ever!

[megas13proto]

did u pay for a new computer? fucking bitch go suck a dick.

[HoCkEySLeGeNg]

dont plan on seeing this series cause all the actors r pussys tryin to get girls

[MarahBwoii]

I am sick off all of this Twilight crap. HOW does watching Twilight make you a Vampire?! And what is with all of the obsessions?! I mean like, the other day I was on FML, and someones wife had covered them in glitter whilst they were sleeping, so that they would sparkle like Edward. WTF is up with this crap?! The movies shit, and I doubt the books are any better. A load of shit IMO, go watch a decent movie like Paranormal Activity. Then you'll see why Vampires are nothing to be obsessed about.

[RStudiosPrimo]

@MarahBwoii i would agree, ppl can be desperate when fantasies have gone too far....and twilight wasn't the greatest in the world...b/c it was directed by an indiviudal who only made like 4 movies in her entire lifetime (circa 2002 including Twilight) but New Moon is good. I don't know what your on, b/c Chris Wentz is a good director and the Golden Compass was sweet. Paranormal Activity was interesting and don't knock Stephanie Myer, she's a good writer. I'm just gonna let u think on this.

[MarahBwoii]

I haven't even seen New Moon, so I'm not saying anything about it. My friends were all 'OMFG TWILIGHT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING', so I saw it when my sister had bought the DVD. Was a complete and total let down...

[alinatwilight]

Well the movie was awesome and i loved it.....team edward...

[nickolashorton]

chick flick with vampires and warewolves in it for the hell of it...

[wille1293]

the book sucked and the movie was even worse u will vomit in ur popcorn.

[DesertFox101]

To feel you cougarish, you must first be a cougar.

[Vec4f]

ha!

[DwightShruteJoker01]

I'm on Team I'm sick of this Twilight Crap!

[JasonCloud]

this one was pretty biased though...

i know they had that trueblood fan guy but still.

that was one guy.

[ematj]

team edward!! it sucks ass that their replacing rachel by a stupid chick!!

omg! i love the chick at 2:42! ERIC IS AWESOME!!!!! OK- i'm team Eric too!

[BowlOfCherries10]

@ematj

hah emmer! we sure loooooove team eric :D

rrr

[Blackoutsilver]

team jacob,

love werewolfs :P

[kazalack]

Reason why many girls like Twilight is because the character Bella is an empty shell and they can relate. Bunch of sad dopes!

[fog23]

i agree with crazy dude twilight is not that great of a movie and no i am a jealous boy i am a girl i am just not a fan of the books and the movie i went to go see it with my friends who LOVE the stuff but i found it predictable and not really my type of movie i am not bashing the movie just my opinion

[lenoraGrayce]

Oh, and Team Edward, 100%.

[lenoraGrayce]

Better Acting, Better Directing! Truly emotional, devastating, heartbreaking, funny and redeeming. I LOVED IT!

[GoombaGuy814]

team jacob

[MrGoodyear812]

TEAM ROCKET!

[Blackoutsilver]

haha ace!

[ShawngoFett]

Umm oh wait thats right twilight is for little girls! LOL! or in other words morons!

[999mimi]

Team JACOB!!!!! :)...and BELLA SO DAMN STUPID FOR NOT KISSIN JACOB!!!! DUMBASS...lol

[tpogearFAN]

you talk to much

[givemeantlers]

lol @ the music, isn't it a little dramatic for a movie where NOTHING HAPPENS

[Cassidy4ark]

Team Edward, 8.5 ready for the next movie coming out in July.

[britnedward]

the movie was great its just like the book if u read the book then you should know

[bucketoftsuki]

Team Not-Into-Necrophilia-Or-Beasti­ality.

Team Talent.

None in this movie? Snap, wrong trailer.

[pinkfategrl]

Team Edward

[kumquat12403]

3:12 wats the lesson that thier kids should wait untill they r 18 to be bitten by a vampire

[idlerocker1337]

this movie sucked, its 2 and a half hours of nothing, that chick is like the most shallow person out there lol

[jhon09]

the movie that i watched is not the same of the book that i just read but the movie is great...

[MercWivaMouth]

i wonder if that nerd guys a virgin lmao wo a complete nobhed THE MOVIES ROCK!

[TheGirlygurl1994]

TEAM JACOB!

i like him:)

[WTF1o1]

TEAM SEX ALL THE WAY!!!!!

[ara64100]

True Blood rocks....now those are good vampires. Edward Cullen just can't compare (last time i checked vampires weren't sparkly)