Sal Secretly Records His Wife Yelling At Him 12-8-05 - PART 1 of 2 - Howard Stern Show

[highonbetter]

Wonder how many cocks she sucked behind sals back. Probably blows everyone at the blue canoo. you can just see it on her face. if that was my wife and i looked at her face i would know shes cheating on me. Sorry Sal 20 to 1 odds says she is fucking another dude

[DominoRyder]

If you are a man, don't be a moron, get a vasectomy. It will pay for itself the rest of your life in the lack of stress that will feel priceless to you.

[1981BTHM]

And Ladies ....

[GoldenArc]

Always use protection, fellas.

[joemoe23]

All women are winy cunts. You can be george clooney and you're still catching shit about something. For me marriage and children are a nightmare.

[normalpsychology]

Women are a lot like steak dinners ... I ... like them. ?

[evilprimeval93]

all i can say is i hope she does anal

[druha10304]

sal is a guinea and his wife is a guinea lover

[UnaSolida]

@druha10304 Well aren't you just a charming person.

[MakeYourLifeWork]

Wow! I am completely shocked by this!!...Who in the fuck would mary SAL!!!!!???? I am shocked this pathetic loser has a woman..

[jerseybuddy1]

I FUCKED SAL'S WIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL. SHE SWALLOWS!!

[roger9348]

@jerseybuddy1 lmao

[jeckalbr69]

8:00 Sal brings out his inner Elliot Offen

[version12003]

fuck sal

[AMpufnstuf]

Sounds like the cooking up dinner while cutting coke scene from Goodfellas

[sharkbaitj]

143. no one could stand that unless they were hitting it.

[vambo13257]

Christine is a slut!

[Lvduggo69]

Fucking Sal ! He gets his recorder out and pisses his wife off to make good radio.

I feel bad for the kids having to listen to their parents argue like this.

[bsm6776]

she's hot though

[bravebelt67]

this is why women end up decapitated in shallow graves

[thedarthflagger]

I CAN'T WASH YAH UNDUHWEAH WHILE AHHM HOLDIN THE bAbY! LOL

[Jypsy4Life]

holy she is ANNOYING

[IdaSputum]

Its his own fault for deliberately putting a dogs ass in cards for grandmothers etc

[TwilightSamus]

I'M HOLDING THE BABY

[steven4rmnewyork]

I love sal's wife....and quite honestly sal is the reason why the "bitch" comes out of her. she's so fucking funny.lool. especially when they brought a therapist in to counsel them and she was laughing at the harder emotional questions it was fucking hilarious. Christine is the bomb..lool

[calaftheeast]

Hence the wife cheating on his ugly racist ass.

She is a retard for getting regnant with his babies. She is hot, but obviously stupid. Is this the guy you'd choose to spend the rest of your life with among all the men in the world?

He is such a douche.

[faffaflunkie]

Sal got his wife before he lost all of his money in the stock market.

[seka1986]

Sal is such an asshole.

[Sephlock]

I wonder how often he fantasizes about what life was like before language was invented.

A silent paradise.

[Makaveli25x]

sal is a retard. half his staff he got from stern fan network. and his other half is just scripted shit, like most his phone calls and bits with other people

[spudnutsncoffee]

No matter HOW nice a woman is, once you marry her they ALL turn into a recalcitrant, obnoxious, intractable, inveterate, vituperative shrew. It's no wonder so many men are turning up gay :) A woman like this will make you want to kill yourself.

[MrMaxret]

This jerk is married to her ! Life isn't fair!Oh my god puss sal is married to a goddess ! I mean she could be a model !

[spudnutsncoffee]

@MrMaxret YOU try living with her then!

[knoxklay11]

women: cant live with them, cant live without them

[d1chet]

@knoxklay11 cant live with them, cant kill them

[ChromeGuitarist]

@knoxklay11 Hey, not so fast on the last part of that statement. :-)

We, as men have science. And through science, we can replace these selfish, manipulative bitches.

[kingkevinjoy]

italian women...sheeeeesh

[druha10304]

she sounds like carmella soprano

[OzzyFan87]

Don't forget that Sal is not yelling back because he knows the tape is running. I would like to hear secret tape of Sal at home.

[Martinez1887]

saudi arabia has good sides too XD

[drbotanus]

One of these days Sal's wife is going to drown the kids in the bathtub. She's gonna drown Sal too, for that matter.

[123gwf]

This is married life, gentlemen. Listen to this tape whenever that gorgeous girl you're dating tries to push marriage on you.

[joemoe23]

@123gwf yeah show me a beautiful woman and ill show you a guy who's tired of fucking her...as the saying goes.

[BraidedLily]

@123gwf Actually, it's more of a warning to the women of what married life is like with a guy who is more like a little kid than a grown man. If Sal is going to be an uninvolved, distant man, the least he can do is hire a helper for his wife. 

[crh2010]

@BraidedLily typical "team vagina" woman

[judesama11]

and fuck family pictures.

[judesama11]

my japanese woman dont give me shit at all, i would kick this bitch out the door.

[wintersnowboard]

in her defense shes married to sal

[whoregay]

My ANGER is my LOVE? This motherfucker needs to be INSTITUTONALIZED. He's a fucking ANGER ridden, crazy peice of SHIT.

[travman1987]

This is what happens when you marry someone for money. Oh well, sounds like they are happy!

[faffaflunkie]

Time to fire Sal.

[PetriSoul]

Those poor kids.

She sounds like a horrible annoyance.

I'll never understand why people like this stay together. It doesn't have to be this bad. 

[creeg84]

The pretty ones are always crazy!

[dancebaby808]

After listening to this, I'm glad I don't have any kids! I don't think I could survive without having some peace and tranquility in my home.

[PetriSoul]

@dancebaby808 Beautifully said. I wholeheartedly agree.

[ohrwurm]

Women like this speak like the English language ass-raped their mother.

[JOBTIPZ]

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[strawhataddison]

sals on the computer working (watching "Dr. Piss")

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

This recording should be part of a radio advertisement for birth control.

[pyledog]

is she holding a baby?

[aliciaanne]

Their 3 kids must LOVE their home life w/ Sal and Christine.

[walkoff2]

If you are looking for reasons to not get married you've found them.

[WellHiFoLLLks]

There are looks, and then there's everything that comes afterward!

[tommyd110]

I`d fuck her!!!!!!

[dafdsfdasf3]

hahaha i fuckin love sal!

[Misskittycatcat]

The kids must like crazy Sal as a Daddy.

[tmxman23]

My God, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard

[metalmacbeth]

Sal Needs his own reality Show

[eslubin]

Once again Stern trying to destroy someone else's marriage with passive aggression because he failed at his own marriage. He didn't love his wife and family and he locked himself away because he couldn't cope. Then ditched her when he finally stirred up some guts. Sal and his wife love each other and Stern can't stand it.

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

@eslubin Um Sal was the one that recorded this mess and brought it in to Howard. Stern didn't ask him to do it. Howard can be an ass and all but Sal would destroy his family in a heartbeat for airtime. Also notice that Fred and Gary are still happily married after many years.

[Clausfarre]

No kids for me. I got through my twenties without establishing a family so it should be smooth sailing from here...

I would prefer to relax with a Beth O of my own instead of Sal's chaos.

[lordblazer]

lol having 3 kids will make anyone into a bitch. especially if they're ALL ranging between ages 0-8. Having kids makes you a stressed out person. especially if you're emulating the "american dream". overpriced house, on a crappy mortgage, debt up to your eyes. Working like crazy and you got 3 kids... lol I don't blame either one of these people for their shit personalities. Maybe their life choices. Like have 2 kids instead of 3..

[mowriter]

The screaming babies are why guys change their names and move to Key West. Or the desert.  Or Thailand. Or anywhere.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

mel gibson situation lol

artie!!!!

[superman11978]

They deserve each other.

[theshizirl]

God what a bitch :/

[NigarT]

God, what a fucking cunt

[mrpicky510]

Christine is a cheap annoying long island whore and Sal should leave her cheating ass

[bsm6776]

@mrpicky510 when did she cheat? I dont have sirius.

[joemj413]

HE'S HOLDING THE BABY!

[lesidhe]

This is about as close to validation as wife-abuse could ever get. I'm not sayin Sal should'a smacked this bxtch in the mouth, but he at least should've shaken the shxt out of her. I don't care how hot she thinks she is, at minute one of the curtain-rod tirade I'd have dropped the kid and picked HER up. Then dropped her ass off at the YMCA without a suitcase. Sal, divorce this fxcking empty vessel or stop complaining.

[EricLynchSucks]

Ugh...Its howard's Ex wife Allison...

[hobbes95811]

she needs to be ass raped. she isn't that hot, i bet she is a weak lay.

[EricLynchSucks]

@hobbes95811 She really isnt that hot...

[tsenamaster]

Sal is the biggest phony ever, how can anybody believe a word he says?!?!?!?

[twentytenlosangeles]

143

[MikeRedman1975]

I am the emotional friend!

[lsufanjoe]

god damn i can`t stand that Joysey accent.

[empireemp24]

@lsufanjoe more like a Long Island accent

[lsufanjoe]

@empireemp24 no wonder he wants her to give him a blowjob 24/7 having to listen to that i would too.

[fightingnate]

@empireemp24 same shit

[SuperFuckinasshole]

#1 I want to see what she can do while holding the baby, #2 Im holding the baby while im commenting.

[JohnFuckingLennon]

Notice how she has two voices; one proper and one of a Jersey Cunt

[jordanv78]

Sals wife has turned into one of those nagging stuck up bitches that think they are too god for everything. That's the way she comes off anyways.

[Haywerth]

Ahhhhhh, now I see why Sal tolerates that shitty marriage. She's hot as shit!!!

[slackmaster2000]

It's like that song 'Under My Thumb' except Sal is under her thumb instead of the other way around

[WhOStoLeGitsum]

Whatever she's fine! I would do whatever she said lmao!!

[indianajoe219]

For maybe an hour. Hot women are great to look at, horrible to be around!!!!!!

[WorshipInTruth]

@indianajoe219 How women?? How about all women. At least some women are good to look at.

[themodernageep]

@indianajoe219 an hour? wow you have high tolerance.

[Alfrunk]

No wonder she was bangin another guy

[bsm6776]

@Alfrunk when did she cheat? I dont have sirius.

[729Drew]

OMG i would've killed her years ago with that voice and the constant yelling.

[bong4200000]

sals gonna jump off a fuckin roof when howard goes off the air

[DEATH2HOMOS]

id put my COCK in her ass and make SAL gag on it!!!!!

[snakekeeper03]

fucking hell this bitch is annoying. women need to go back to shutting the fuck up

[MrNoskire]

@snakekeeper03 Agreed!

[chessinfantry]

@snakekeeper03 your just mad that they never talk to you

[2242bzo]

I'd like to plow Robin from behind, while Beth licks my balls and I'm making out with Sal's wife...all at the same time.

[bobbystj]

i would rather plow beth  and have robin lick me while i make out with Sals wife Christine!

[2242bzo]

Hahahaha

[fatograph]

Christine blows Beth O out of the water. and you know what they say about horses and water....

[drunkenstooge]

I would rather bang Christine than Beth Ono.

[DOw0rkk]

Christine is hotter. Beth kinda has a weird face.

[cisjay]

LOL

4:35

Artie: God in heaven

I almost pissed myself

[Dash171]

There is something sexy about her New York Yenta Accent.

[bobbystj]

she is way hot

[Trig242]

ugh...

thats all i can say is ugh

[bionicarcher]

Looks are deceiving e.g. Sal's wife is a monster.

[polarbearblunt]

hahaha please more sal and his wife clips especially ones with her emotional friend. sal is a comedy genius. i give him credit for not knocking that annoying broad the fuck out

[losjangeles]

I wonder if the kids know their dad makes prank phone calls for a living.

[byanymeans1976]

christine is fukking hott! why's she with this douch??

[johnnylarue1]

couldnt have said it better...no wonder she doesnt fuck him!!

[EricLynchSucks]

@byanymeans1976 Because shes an ice queen and he used to provide Ice.

[TIM6669]

thank you!!!

[Ashurst]

Dude you are a legend! Wasted my Saturday listenin' to these Sal uploads. Hilarious bit thought.

Nice Wes Avatar.