[04/14] Budgie Smugglers

[igshaan20]

Disappointed ... was expecting the guy to wear those smugglers at some point!

[Rottentwinkerz]

I WANT IT!!

[megapupuson]

I LOVE U AND  IM DRUNK

[Ilikeyouneil]

fair dinkum aussie larrikin

[JLCutajar]

you forgot "Goon"

[rocktronical]

WHERE is that sweatshirt from? it looks so cool from what i can see lol

[Myshele23]

ripper in Canada means an exotic dancer/stripper :P

[gedking8871]

great video

[billydeeuk]

"Who says 'Put another shrimp on the barbie'"? - Alf Stewart from Home and Away

[jamenfun]

I seriously I have lost all love and interest in this show. I feel like its not cohesive any more. And this guy in Australia is totally disconnected. Yea I only watch it for Tyler oakley. Actually I think I might just follow that.

[xxDEZMONDxx]

@LittleMissLilxox lol. Yea i guess so. I live in Texas and we dont use ripper for anthing thay I know of...

[griffybabyyyy]

ripper sounds horribly sexually violent o_o

...almost like a BDSM fetish!

<3

[4eternityhopeful]

need to learn to talk a wee bit slower

[RyanFallingUp]

Hey, Johnee, I love you. :)

[scibbirishm]

You can't fly yet - BUT MAYBE SOME DAY!

[miguelhp1]

You will fly, Johnee

[frenchroolz]

I hate the phrase 'budgie smugglers'. I never hear it in real life but then lately it's been all over the TV every time Tony Abbott does something. Gr, get over it already! Although I do admit I do occasionally say arvo and servo. lol, I love australian english. :)

[xxDEZMONDxx]

@LittleMissLilxox What part of the U.S. do YOU live in? lol! Because i've never heard that b4.

[LG4RD]

we also say poppa instead of fruit box :P

[mutegurlX3]

I really like your pixelated Mickey Mouse!

Did you make that yourself?

[boredkid92]

Some Americans use thongs to say flip-flops. Mainly older people I would say.

[ClaireifyandGraceful]

Okay... It's starting to scare me.... He's gonna knock the camera over! Lol.

[528SREElions]

"BUT they don't make that noise..." LAWL.

i would totally buy johnee's australian slang phrasebook in real life. FOR SURE.

[james22442]

I prefer calling the thong, Jandels.

[DukeofYar]

You can't fly...yet!!! Have hope!

[emoshoes11]

I loooooove you Johnee. Be straight or something.

[lovedcfc]

i told my friend about "thong"

and she was like:

"LOL thats awesome.

(Walks up to old lady)" I'm lovin' the look of those thongs on ya ;D"

[emmabee11]

Wait? did somebody else leave the channel because i was thinking he was some guest person till now, what am i missing?.

[spicypisces]

whats up with the pixels in this video????

[celi88]

i used to not like johnee as much as the other 4ags but now i think hes my favorite

[ITSSEXYBEAST]

I WANT STU BACK!!!!

[Cosasbebe1]

@ITSSEXYBEAST SOOOOO WITH YOU WHY IS HE SOOO BORING AND ANNOYING I CAN WATCH he alright looking but OMG BORING!!!

[maclover246]

@ITSSEXYBEAST hehehe wrong channel...but im right here

[SAMsite5000]

I dont think johnee is gay i swear he really isnt

[vesti05]

@SAMsite5000 I totally agree I think we have been infiltrated by a st8....not that anything is wrong with that I'm just saying

[SAMsite5000]

@vesti05 Yeah he cant be gay i wish they would kick him ....I want stevie back :( but he is gone but i think johnee should be kicked

[woahaew]

So my friend just took a trip to Australia and brought me back Kangaroo Jerky.  I felt like a large sketch eating a kangaroo. Is that like normal there?

[Timeframesm]

The HD looks great.

[Magster13153]

um johnee is it bad that u are so awsome :D

[frack101]

Maybe 'one day' hasn't arrived yet Johnee... you might yet be able to fly ;)

[CreepyTim]

This video is ripper!

[sezzabearz]

The term 'crack-a-fat' makes me embarassed to be Australian, hahaha! Great vid :)

[curlyboy73]

you missed root

[escibs]

I love it!

Although... I'm Australian and I've never heard 'spit the dummy' before.

I would have thought Maccas was a fairly universal abbreviation!

[NichisStuff]

I love it :) but it would have been great if you'd gone out and show the coala irl ;)

[JenniferMaby]

"when i was little, i thought i would eventually fly....hasn't happened" YET!

great australlian accent btw ;)

[UncleBym]

Johnee, it's always a pleasure to see you in my morning coffee breaks! I love the hair style! Very nice! Be well!

[german337mami]

are you really gay? cause you are soo cute lol

[ankieeeah]

@Chugalg do you also need fairydust?

[TheYolk]

budgie smugglers - hah, i hear hugh jackman say it

[hawknobility]

wow i may have to adopt some of these slang terms :)

[emroo26]

your bed post distracts me.... hahah

[JustOverHere12]

Crack-a-Fat lmao!

you are so cute!!!

[gusbong85]

i almost believe ur dingo story... geezzz..... i was like WHAT..!! REALLY..!!!

got me good...

[natzau]

My favourite Australian slang is 'snot block'.

[alana55876]

haha i use most of those phrases on a day to day basis... =]=]=]

[psyduck4lyf]

we call it slippaz (slippers) in hawaii :D

[akmusica]

I like collectiing blowies in the bush!

[Sasuke3909]

Ok let me get this straight b/c I watched the ending over about fives times and did he say, "Have a wonderful hump day?" I am sure he did...Or did I miss something?

[silverangel91900]

@Sasuke3909 Yes, thats what he said. Wednesday is known as hump day in America (where I live) and apparently Australia too because it's the middle of the week..

[SeekingMyGr8Perhaps]

The older generations in the US still call flip flops thongs. My mom always says thongs and then stops and goes "Oooohhh sorry... "flip flops"..." haha

[gelz4life]

Trackies, thongs, maccas and arvo are words I use often ahahah.. I didn't really realize they are aussie slang =/

[LG4RD]

@gelz4life haha same.

[soundlyawake]

OMG your bookshelves are the SAME bookshelves that my girl character has on Sims.

Wait? I have no life?

Yeah.

[frilliefrill44]

@soundlyawake haaa lol!!! which game is that?

[xtopher]

MY GOD JOHNEE COME TO TORONTO CANADA!! hahah =)

You probably have the most gorgeouse smile i've ever seen.

never change, youre so cute and so funny.

[Luie14]

wen i went over to america u hav no idea how many times i had to explain wat maccas ment!

[bluiz2006]

The shrimp on the barbie thing annoys me. You guys dont even call them shrimp, you call them prawn! Who came up with that??

[viccy16]

:) you're too cute.

[jessyrosegirl]

aussie accent ftw

[NileSings]

As soon as you said that a lot of babies are eaten by dingoes, I was consulting google lmao

[rebannah]

You seem to be a fan of marsupials... :D

[OLDS98]

Very good. I liked hearing the Aussie phrases. I knew some of them, but to hear the others was quite interesting...

[144md]

LOVELY

[nerdra]

Aw.... "shite". <3

[tjberrian]

More proof that Johnee is a solid addition to the channel. You've got me looking forward to Wednesdays every week.

[awesomeletsgofishing]

I was disappointed that I did not see you in budgie smugglers :-P

[notscaredtodance]

crack a fat. i'll be saying that in the near future.

also,LOL at you being sincere while using the word SENSUAL to desrcribe JOE. omg.

[GRLYGRLmz]

this is HILARIOUS. my boyfriend is aus. and we totally have come across a lot of those vocab words. LOL.

[apparently365]

Is it weird that at the end of your videos I can't resist slapping my monitor?

<3

[TheVictoria106]

I WANT THAT KUALA

[raspberrylucky]

I thought the video title said something about a snuggie, and then i thought you were wearing a snuggie. i'm clearly disappointed.

[iheartelphaba]

opossums are literally the nastiest creatures ever. uglier alive than dead.

[wkddygks79]

you still pretty flyin my friend

[0Shebulba0]

WE CALL FLIPFLOPS, AND THONGS, JANDALS o,o

this is coming from new zealand ;D

[xMarkmywords]

Johnee, what time do you film your videos to account for the difference in time zones between you and the other gays? I just thought of this now, ha ha.

[nigotu]

LOL, when I saw the Koala on your shoulder, the resemblance just POPS!!!

[skully732]

OMG I LUV THAT MICKEY MOUSE POSTER!

[MsMollyGreen]

i like your mickey in the background(:

[Leonminustheardo]

We say 'trackies' in Liverpool.

[SilmarilSam]

My mom always says "Do you need some new thongs for this summer?" when we're at the store . . . in public . . . where there are other people around. She means flip flops >.>

[emilina787]

you watch LOST tooooooo! im obsessed

[hurleyGRANDE]

thats the only time your finger would go into a pus. platapus

[flanigan8]

I must be a walking stereotype because i say must of those phrases lol

[amojarro1]

You look Orange, are you and Asian Australian Guido?

[rinabina222]

id have to say my 2 fave words are crack-a-fat and budgie smuggles. they just sound cool. ^^

[lindseysayheyyy]

your face had little yellow splotches on it throughout the video.

idk if that's just coming up on my computer.

otherwise, wonderful vid!

[ELT227]

Australians are so weird! !! ! but cool :D

[acf870]

another aussie boner name: stiffy.

[TimCubUAkbar]

Bears are hot. Bears with Australian accents are hotter. Frankly, anything with an Australian accent is hotter.

[EatColorBlue]

i have the same platypus puppet!!

[arclightish]

the dude who has the koala on his shoulder is way cuter lol

[Tuicanis]

You are one of the most upbeat and positive people I have ever had the privilege to watch.

Just wow...it is like morning TV on steroids, LOL!

[SymonFierce]

in france flip flop is call tong too :D! thats all lol

[11Juliet]

Johnee, you're freaking wonderful. And not just because you love Buffy, are Australian, OR used to believe you were going to suddenly be able to fly when you grew up (because I believed the same thing! Sadly, I had just as much non success as you, also *sigh*) -- but these things don't hurt! :) <3

[OMGtrish]

lol Excellent work on the random fact this week.

[behindhzleyes18]

Hey Johnee, how bout a bit of a pash?

[yirock]

nice educational video. :)

[joc868]

i want ur mickey poster... like right now!

[ArleneTheBlank]

i used to think i would grow up to eventually fly as well....how sad i was when i realized the truth....lol

[unusedbrokenbrick]

:O You raped that possum

[jojoblank]

Retail stores call flip flops thongs in the U.S.

[beelover9481]

I wanna see you crack-a-fat in budgie smugglers!

[weirdo1117]

you look yellow...

[jostemo]

LOOOOOOOST!!!!

[Wolfidy]

I used to think I'd learn to fly too. :)

[alexmanian]

OMG! Those animals are so cute! Where can I get one?!?!?!

And I love those slang phrases. So going to integrate them into my everyday speech. :))

[Crizzomatic]

Why is everything you do so awesome? :D

[Natureslayer]

Humpdays with you are always the Ripper.

[thechrisappeal]

my mom calls "flip flops" thongs oddly enough haha

[circlenostar]

You are extra adorable in this video :) The phrases were so comical!

[carolizzle712]

is it just my computer, or does his skin look blotchy/weird at the end?

[alexxxxfasho]

Johnee, your bed posts look like penises.

Care to explain? Lolz.

[MsParamore2009]

You are soooo cute!!!!! xD

[Thatsthenewkid]

silly! thongs don't cover your groin!

[zaa27]

your high fives make me smile every time. but i always have to rewind, because i miss it the first time!

[Bamaboy87]

Yay for another Lostie!! So sad that there are only 4 more epys left=( I have also started hi-fiving you back at the end haha

[jazziebabycakes]

wednesdays always make me cheese like crazy! i'm sad i missed your IM last night! i love all these phrases! so fun :)

[cow33]

don't give up hope Johnny, one day you might be able to fly!

[ThePaag1]

they say maccas in ireland too

[ankieeeah]

you are still alive, the day may still come that you are able to fly.

[Chugalg]

@ankieeeah He can't. He shows in this video that he doesn't truly believe. The only way to fly is if you 100% believe you can. As in, absolutely no doubt in your mind. Then you can fly. I learned that from my brother, before he flew away on his pizza.

[LMC916]

"...JAYKAY!" soo cuteee <3

[cassidylaynee]

Johnny, you are the greatest ever.

[edgehaedjr]

SO happy you didn't put up the Kiwi flag and say that it was the Aussie flag. I've seen Australians do that. It's hilarious. xD And when I was in Seattle, a woman from Melbourne told me she's met many Aussies who've done that, and it became a pet peeve. Oh people.

[SkyMeetsLand]

You remind me of a koala bear. You are so adorable, keep it up : )

[vernersm]

...you can still fly... you just... just.. uhmmm. ...just think happy thoughts.... i believe in you Peter Pan! :)

[Rawrzellers]

My sister lived in Australia for like 5 years and she got me calling my flip flops "thongs" when I was little and I usually catch myself asking where the Toilet is when I mean to say restroom. I want to live in Australia D: You guys seem so like gangsta. But I hear that your summers are terrible D:

[oscarrs13]

<3 u! but you forgot to answer Tyler's Question.

[penguin3647]

maybe you can fly but you're not trying hard enough..

i think you need to try more

[bdriz16]

Dear god you're adorable.

[RavySony]

Aww, you are sooo fucking cute :p

[00Yarko]

I STILL can't believe this dude is gay. He acts so normal... I'm used to gays being all girly and talk weird.

[seebbs]

@00Yarko just goes to show that the average guy can be gay lol

[Daniefab]

i would have also favourited joe's video, but youtube seem to have removed half of its capabilities!

[Gemmanen]

Arvo means "value" in Finnish : D KTHXBAI, this sheila thinks this video is absolutely ripper.

[trucciolina]

ahah, "servo" is "slave" in Italian

[nahtuhlee07]

haha like the 2 comments under me :]]

ok its bugging me... where are you from?

lol i just discovered you guys like a month

ago... so im just catching up on everthing :]]

[heythere87]

why did the koala fall out of the tree??

because it was dead!!!! hahahahahahaahah!!!

[k80sill]

You're not grown up yet. You can still fly someday. Don't give up hope. :)

[HartzProductions]

fly? you just haven't used the right drugs ;-)

JAY KAY!

[bnugentkarate]

Lost is such a good show. I wish it wasn't going to end. On the other hand, better that it ends than gets cancelled. Good video. The slang was funny.

[CourtneyYorke]

the "jaykaaay!" at 2:47 is so cute <3

[310BPM]

"... JAY KAY." oh my gosh, you make me smile, Johnee.

[Centro256]

Hahaha, my parents call flip-flops thongs. I was so freaked out the first time they called it that lol.

[IreneFelton]

DO they even cover your groin?? hahaha i'd never heard any of those words you put up.

Hugs from Toronto!

[KissingAllowed]

the high five it brett's thing ö

[Risiskyalani]

I could watch you alllllllllllllll day.... you know. If I didn't have stuff to do.

o______________o

[yoshiemai]

You forgot "mozzie", "texter", and "brolli"!

*totally knows about those from communitychannel*

[KissingAllowed]

@yoshiemai and what are those cakes that ppl keep begging her to do a how-to video on making?? lemon somethings...??

[yoshiemai]

@KissingAllowed Lemmingtons.

[310BPM]

@yoshiemai

what's a texter? @_@

[yoshiemai]

@310BPM It's a marker. It might exclusively be a Sharpie, but I'm not sure.

[310BPM]

@yoshiemai

ohhhh. i think you mean texta. it's a brand of marker.

[pookiepug]

UR MY FAV 5AG EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[tinymarina]

i lovee australian slang!

[Shino686]

never happened yet!

[ohBTW]

We call them thongs in the states too! Not too often, but it does happen. Personally, I hate it because it is nearly impossible to discover the context in which the word is being used. "I need to go buy some thongs" "Do you have any thongs?" "My mum bought this awesome pair of thongs" ... it's like shit man, say flip-flop! say sandal! Yeah I'll figure out that you are talking about the footwear variety, but not until after I envision your mum in that awesome underwear! Sick.

[victoriaisweird]

What's the pixel Mickey Mouse made out of? I have a Pikachu which is similar to it. Mine's made out of duct tape. And on my ceiling.. Yah.

[idfkandrew]

so when exactly are you planning on visiting the other 4ag?

[OfficialTrav]

What? You didn't have an actual thong to show us? How UN ripper!

[OSCAxTAN]

I like your hoodie/sweater! :D

[tamayn]

We call them thongs in Northwestern Ohio too!!!! I went 160 miles to the south, still in Ohio, and got weird looks for it. Also, budgie smugglers is a wonderful term. I assumed it would be a thong, like the American Banana hammock.

Wow, and I thought people in Oklahoma here only called those shoes thongs! First time I heard "flip-flop" I remember looking at my cousin from California very confused and she informed very q