Baby Bullet Infomercial - The Baby Shower from Hell!

[kadjmusic]

I think they need to use the "Nice package, hahaha!" on the next eFukt vid

[loneshewolf74]

Let us all hang our heads in shame for these "actors", who have no shame at all. v_v

[InvasionofmyHeart]

question: whats wrong with this family?

anwser: lindsay was prepared to sell the gift to the rest of her family, grandma's drunk, one of the aunts freaks out because of the face (three times.), the uncle hates his wife, how there's only one dad there, the dumb aunt who asked how much does a baby eat and has a baby, how lindsay is always trying to make her mother look stupid, how lindsay's mother is trying to make HER look stupid, and the mailman was easedropping on them, and maybe gay.

[superarceus88]

that chicken and rice took wayyyyyyyyyy more than 10 seconds

[boyrichboy]

Fuck I'd love to put a magic bullet into each and everyone one of these dumb fuck sluts

[wjhull]

At 2:00: "My babies loved them." Uhhh... loved? Past tense? What did you do to them?  And where did you get that pate you brought...

[gdogg6891]

Someone throw a brick at this twat.

[peeweecee]

Walmart has this piece of crap for $59, it looks really poorly made. You need vice grips to change the date on the baby blend storage cups.

[KopyWut]

Wow, you can literally pinpoint the moment their souls die and leave their bodies.

[Mustang424]

So in theory you could just use a bunch of those gerber cups that baby food comes in, and just use a sharpie to write the date on the cup?

[MandaPandization]

I love how they don't incorporate the time needed to chop, cook/boil the foods, not to mention the cleanup of those annoying blades... I do it all from scratch at home and it takes even less time than the baby bullet because my little hand blender or a FORK doesn't make so many dishes :/

[TheVioletDobbins]

5:56 is the only reason why I watch this video.

[gr1m4ce]

7:23

what a cunt

[RNC1839]

3:48 I couldn't agree with him more.

[ericwaffle31]

grandmas are not usually old drunks just the grandma in this infomercial. and also on the original bullet infomercial = hazel. lol. sure some grandmas are drunks because some teens are sluts who grow into old drunks. i never saw the beg. of this, didnt know that host from the other bullet commercials was the delivery guy lol

[ericwaffle31]

most moms are not gonna buy this crap. it takes too much time. so much easier to buy the small jars at stores. too many inventions = too many stupid buyers

[sspect50]

Waste of time

[RiiMashuu]

This makes me hate women.

[ericwaffle31]

@RiiMashuu me too.

[peeweecee]

Is Aunt Marcy an actress from some other show?  Shes at 0:18

[peeweecee]

Could they possibly get worse actors? This is almost worth watching just to see how bad the acting is. They didn't even get a real baby for that one lady to hold. too funny

[metamorfoggie]

I have so many comments on this video I can't even start.

[sircharles2012]

"I'm waiting for a SPECIAL delievery"....a stripper?

[dickclarkfan1]

A big salute to the Baby Bullet for becoming a new resident of Infomercial hell

INFOMERCIAL HELL: POPULATION 31 AND GROWING!

SALUTE!

[Drizzylover1096]

I love how she just happens to have all these ingredients ready. She didnt even wash the thing out before she used it!

[DAN5675able]

Grandma- Nice package

Me- That's what she said

[VicSidious]

Brianna Baker. I love you.

[rgkilian]

Good product--REALLY BAD ACTING!

[Aidanator1]

A baby shower of idiots: Wait, how did it do that? Anwser: IT"S A F******** Blender. Wait what is it? Anwser: It's THE F******** Baby bullet. And P.s this is the cheesiest infomercial ever

[Aidanator1]

IS..........THIS.........REAL?­??????

[keeperofsouls13]

"How'd it do that?"

IT'S A BLENDER! THEY "BLEND" THINGS, ITS WHAT THEY DO.

[Spidernonono]

the pregnant chick looks like she stuffed a beach ball up her dress

[Aidanator1]

@Spidernonono Exactly!

[Shadowrose54321]

Way to fuckin' still all the attention from the one who's actually pregnant

[500DaysofAriana]

Shes really obbsessed with her gift. =P

[CheezyProductions21]

as awful as this infomercial is.... lets admit it, you kinda want this thing.... its pretty nifty hahahaha

[KopyWut]

"Baby Blend blade".... Where have we seen that before?

[KopyWut]

"baby bullet".... Sounds like a way to abort a baby...

[teejaynumber13]

00:44 That guy with glasses is like "Just kill me now..."

[ReconTwowords]

"OH MAI GUD THAT THING HAZ A FACE ON IT!"

[lwstallsmith]

"Ok, hold on a minute...what is this?" it's a f-ing blender dumb ass!

[Dianaiya]

fake pregnant belly

[sexonvendingmachines]

I feel embarassed watching this. I can only imagine how many of those actresses have killed themselves by now.

[ericwaffle31]

@sexonvendingmachines word life

[TheDude886]

so glad i finally found this. the funniest damned infomercial ever!

[jaybreak]

Terrible infomercial filled with hackneyed stereotypes. Can't tell if they did that on purpose or not.

[JOM123456]

I feel sorry for poor Al

[kijiji93]

"oh my gosh that has a FACE on it."

[viruz3]

get this shit off the air especially the grandma

[demonologieify]

@viruz3 WHAT! are serious? The grandma is the best part.

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

She is playing with a gift that's not even for her (-_ -')

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

Ok I have 3 things to say about this.....

1. That grandma is a perv

2. It will be useless 2 years later

3. Hehe, pee purée

[XboxAnnihilator]

I guess it should take longer to blend than the magic bullet since babies need to eat food that is next to liquified... but this commercial I mean come on! It is horrible! You wanna make me buy a product? Do what Billy Mays did when he was alive!

*puts flowers and oxy clean on Billy's grave* It hasn't been the same without ya, buddy :(

[carnage2211]

This is made from real babies

[Plusquevie]

i wanna hump her

[whoiscraig]

That guy looks like he's about to murder someone.

[SHsurreal]

Oh Grandma....You alcoholic you

[XboxAnnihilator]

wtf the acting xD

[MxRider1997]

press 1 for monkey sound and 0 for fuck first

[MxRider1997]

press 1 for mokey sounds

[Vgplaya89]

Kid Tested, Casey Anthony approved

[ladycplum]

That frigging accent...mingo and banyanya, byabee boolette, smyoothest beebee feud! I'm FROM the Valley and I don''t sound that Valley Girl!

[beth510]

The thing is... you dont have to buy this system to make food at home... Really, I use my blender and ice cube trays. You dont have to spend money on this system people!! I bought a few ice cube trays for a couple bucks and started going to town on green bean puree!!

[zpr880]

idont think baby bullet is a good name.....all i think of is a bullet for babies. like a silver bullet is for vampires, this ones specifically for killing babies.

[MrPhilCollins978]

"o my gosh that has a face on it! That is so cute"

couldnt have said it better my self

i will certainly be buying this product even though im 16 and dont have a baby

f the haters

[zulonz]

her voice sounds like sarah palin's

[Korianders]

That is the worst fake pregnancy that I've ever seen

[NenonaFire]

@Korianders Maybe the people who costumed her had never seen an actual pregnant belly before and knew it was just in the belly area that they needed to strap the pregnancy belly?

[Korianders]

You know, you could easily turn this infomercial into a drinking game

[Domak89]

Bitches are so dumb.

[CheapHoudini]

why is this woman's mom at someone else's baby shower

[torylivingston]

@CheapHoudini

Because Jenny and Lindsay are both sisters.

[torylivingston]

@CheapHoudini Jenny and Lindsay are sisters.

[BubbaYoshi117]

The look on the guys face says "I miss my balls"

[MagicalWellecto92]

Who the hell puts something that small in a HUGE box like that? If you ask me thats a pretty crappy way to give a present, especially to a lady expecting a baby.

[DoGz1337]

I could've sworn i saw this on King of the Hill....

[fab4fan5]

This is on tv right..ugh

[rjbs1713]

Lies her chicken and rice wern't 9 seconds it was 22! More than double

[TheFlyingNinja17]

Man: "WOO! No more trips to the store :)"

Woman: "Well, at least not for baby food anyway."

Man: *Drops arms* -___-

[Venomclaw123]

"Now there is a version of the Magic Bullet to help take care of your babies: The Baby Bullet." That was going through my head in this.

[Bogadodo12]

I'd like to stay overnight at Grandma's house, too.....

[resistanceizfutile2]

MANGUENE BANANA

[MalenkyGoblin]

Am I the only one that thinks the baby bullet sounds like a sex toy?

[itachi000797]

3:27 LMAO!!!

[rjbs1713]

She lied she said the chicken and rice was less than 9 seconds but it was 22 seconds ! More than double but still great product

[DameDiabolique]

This was actually a good product that I am thinking about investing in.

[asseenontv313]

Watch Al's face when his wife says BFF at 4:55!!!! Then watch him disappear at 8:30-2:45!

[IsuckGamer]

How come those whores are moms?

[GreenFarmTea]

Baybi fewd.

[dansingai]

.... Can't I just use my own blender?

[needtherapy2010]

@dansingai NO YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS TO MAKE BABY FOOD OTHERWISE YOU WILL KILL YOUR BABY!

[dansingai]

@needtherapy2010 Well... My poor child.

[chrischimera]

@dansingai no because it dosnt have that "cute" face on it :) 

[JoeJonaslvr4ever24]

grandma reminds me of Hazel from the original magic bullet and the magic bullet to go infomercial :)

[smittykins]

Nine-second chicken and rice puree? Um, more like *nineteen* seconds.

(2:51-3:10)

[Kari166]

MICK! :DD

[ChuckFromNorway]

"The baby bullet" really

why didn't they call it the baby homicide

[tablicakorkowa]

She must've fallen in some alternate time universe, because her 9 sec chicken vomit was blending for about 21 sec.

This infomercial is just scary on so many levels. Retarded lump holder, Asian woman swooning over ugly plastic jar, dope-driven hostess with dead stare in her eyes. And really, this "exclusive day dial feature"? Ever heard of marker or stickers?

[mlefevre92]

would be so weirded out if my friend started trying to sell me things. Also, best baby shower ever

[bakurashi13]

"My food looks funny" brought me here. IT HAS A FACE ON IT!!!

[StarryMoonStudios]

the delivery guy just let himself into the house. the fuck?

[thepunkfish109]

3:47 Buddy is either a) Extremely pussy-whipped, or b) Knows that tonight he has to tell his wife to get a syphilis test. Based on his facial expression... I'm guessing B.

[Jennibot]

"wait what is this"

BITCH WHY AINT YOU LISTENING.

[Jennibot]

I thought this was a joke when i first saw it HAHAHA

[MADMILLION2]

that grandma is badass.

[thewhiterabbt]

ARE WE DOING SHOTS?!

[sadieladie297243502]

omg it has a face

[QCftw97]

i thought the special delivery was gonna be a stripper or abortion pill

[llucashamilton]

Maynguene Banana

[KillerHurdz]

Calm down grahma!

[shizzoop]

This is funny enough with the "bored out of his mind" husband and the drunken Alzheimer grandma. The faces on the bullet are just creepy...

[MrLimpykins]

is this real?

[tasinda]

What we learned: 1) Husbands/fathers are universally clueless and stupid. 2) Women talk to each other in deafeningly loud, slow tones while widening their eyes gullibly 3) Grandmas are bawdy lushes.

[DFA79FOREVER]

can I fuck that ridiculously hot asian woman now?

[JamieA242]

unnessesary big box?

[andrax]

SWEET PATATA BABY FUUD

[MooseOfReason]

5:55

"Are we doing shots!?"

"No.. grandma..."

[pm41224]

@MooseOfReason No grandmas were drunk during the making of this infomercial.

[MooseOfReason]

They don't show her peeling the sweet potato or cutting it up.

[bayiro9]

The atmosphere of this commercşal somehow makes me feel like they want my baby's soul for the devil.

[DocThrobulator]

the look on that dudes face is just priceless

[srgtrane]

imagine going to someones babyshower only to be brain fucked into buying the baby bullet because you cant tell that your "best friends" kitchen is really a studio

[paranoiaxiii]

Manguyane Banana!!!

[EssRatbit]

Oh, grandma...

[iloveit123]

3:28 one of the women finally asks... what is this??? hahahahhahaha

[kasperhauseredux]

"OMG! This has a little face on it toooo!!!!"

[kasperhauseredux]

What's with the kiddiefiddler in the sweater and glasses? Who invited the pedo?

[SirEuchre]

You think grandma is worked up over that Magic Bullet? Wait until she's REALLY toasted and brings out her *other* 'magic bullet'.

(Widows get lonely you know.)

[grangechef92]

"In our house, sweet potato's are our BFF... Baby's Favorite Food"... are you fucking kidding me?

[4Jam5]

*None of this was acted and all footage was taken by a hand camera.

[LatteBoy123]

Wouldn't the Magic Bullet do the same job? Or any other blender?

[FlashYoCheez]

In less that 9 seconds! *Keeps chicken and rice in blender for 16 seconds*

[XNinjaVampireX]

wow, a tiny blender blends shit! how amazing!

[sydiesaur]

Wtf mom, I'll make more baby food WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

[Reginaaald]

CALM DOWN GRAMMA

[josephscott80]

What kind of idiot sticks a cute face on a device containing blades and marketed to families with small kids?

[MrLevi812]

@josephscott80 yeah and what's the difference between a baby bullet and a coffee grinder in the first fuckin' place?

[Wolfan00]

@MrLevi812 Well a coffee grinder would never food as smooth as baby food. Not that I'm saying I think this thing would, but there are products out there specifically meant to make puree and not just chop like a coffee grinder.

[9001lulz]

When I hear 'baby bullet,' I think infanticide, not baby food.

[jnthnbush]

@9001lulz seriously what were they thinking. I was also thinking baby as a bullet, like being shot out of a large gun, smaller than a cannon, but small enough for something an Arnold Schwarzenegger charter could carry.  Chitch-chich, bkeew, whaaaaa....

[acidqueen69]

damn I thought this was an ad for bullets specially designed to kill babies.

[MissMolly5293]

WHHHAAAAAATTTTT TTTTHHHHHEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--



[SARAHH213]

The guy looks like he's about to go blast himself the entire video.

[jbw470]

I could really go for some Maynguene Banana right now.

[JohannaMaura]

nice package.. HAHAHAHA

[TitaniumShovel]

4:54 Husband is not amused.

[Cuyut982]

Mangyuene Banana

[dayne1909]

NO!..grandma

[PinkFloyd457]

I just...There are so many instances in this that creep me out too much to say.

[theantikikyo]

cant we just do that with regular mixer...?????

[cristinameganx]

"Are we doing shots?!"

If only Grandma...

[ladiomen]

DAMMIT MOM

DAMMIT GRANDMA

[MrSchmupps]

0:32 WTF?!

[LuneyTune72]

Poor Al...

[xthatwhiteguyx]

Dementia is a wonderful thing.

[zeldafreak701]

It is a more reasonable use for such a product. You want everything to be mush.

[wrestleingdiva]

i dont beleive this crap works but does anybody else get this sick feeling when she starts counting it feels like shes a labor and delivery nurse trying to get the women to push the baby out

[Eniyi04]

So a random dude let himself into the house somehow, and the first comment is "nice package"?! smh

[117badassbuddy]

LOL 3 and a half minutes in and she didnt even listen. "WHat is this??"

[xCarpeJugulumx]

If that "man" ever gets his nuts back from his mentally ill wife cradling an empty blanket representing her barren womb he would be well justified in executing every bobble-head idiot-woman there. Just saying.

[plebs31]

kris, i love your randomness. lol

[TheLWT]

I'm wondering why Kris Allen is watching ads for baby stuff... hmm.... Actually, I hadn't heard about this before, and it's kinda cool.

[cooktastrophe27]

@TheLWT Kris Allen's totally dropping some hints. ;)

[balletluver4eva]

Thumbs up if the one and only Kris Allen sent you here....ohhhh boy...lol :p <3

[Neoxx66]

That mom is such a bitch

[mom2meli]

Ok, so, Kris...could you maybe tell us exactly what 5 seconds we need to watch next time?!! Thanks buddy. :)

[horsegerbil]

I don't know what's worse...

This video,

or the fact that I sat here and watched the whole thing...