Chuck Norris in UFC 2009: Undisputed

[NinjaBusCow]

NOW THAT IS QUALITY CHUCK NORRIS!

[neomysterio]

brock can beat chuck

[dizzazel]

if only they had audio of "walker texas ranger" for the nick name,.. and one shot round house kicks FTW!!!

[stevekdt1]

I'd like to see a Joe Rogan v Chuck Norris who would win ???

[stevekdt1]

Did he beat everyone in the ufc in one round or did he just walk into the ring and win

[GoldFinch56]

someone making it though round 1 with chuck norris in the octagon is always a winner

[MANUNTDFN]

Should have said winner by roundhouse kick to the face.

[ForgetYOUfool]

bas rutten > chuck norris

[9viperstorm5]

No i cant be chuck norris because he would win before the fight would start

[Zambaku]

They say Chuck Norris is so tough that he has no chin under his beard, just another fist.

[aspenaspen]

@Zambaku  well did u know that when chuck norris is doing "pushups" its the world doing push ups on chuck!

[harddawg24]

chuck norris once had a staring contest with the sun..you can guess who won

[MikeLovesTacosXD]

chuck norris once had sex in the back of a tractor trailer, a bit of his sperm went its own way into the trucks engine, we now this truxk as Optimus Prime.

[darkassassann]

me and my friend fought that dude and we won by flash ko lol

[stevedog818]

I actually fought this dude online, hes tough as crap lol

[indefinabledude]

i bet there would be a cheat that u can roundhouse kick em nd killl em!!! lol

[deanothetank]

if chuck norris was in undisputed-09 it would be called chuck norris-every year

[frankfrank127]

HAHAH thats mad pro

[ZeGuitarTeacher]

the bible was originally callled

"chuck norris and friends"

He is also the only man who can follow you into a revolving door and come out first!

oh dont we all love the one and only chuck norris

[KBDB91]

oh shit some wuns gettin killed XD

[d4z3dnc0nfuz3d]

holy shit, looks just like him

[7IpodTouchMaster7]

i so faced this guy and got slaughterd

[tulylcarnet]

Ow really thats why chuck norris isnt really in the game you lier

[emmann4]

am so gonna make one dude

[TexasLonghornFootbal]

can u make a guid on how to make chuck

[The3Kings]

I'm waiting for Amazon to send me my capture card this week so I can make one in a few days.

[Gringos2]

OMFG LMFAO.

[darinjake12345]

i have played chuck

[SmokeDubious]

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie, it's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

[cards7509]

CHECK out my montage of chuck fighting in this game.

[elijahcrigger]

OMG!! please post a video showing how you made him!

[banditxofxthexeast]

chuck norris can speak russin in chinese

[HardBodyNyC]

i beat down Chuck norris online for PS3

[ELMOS6198]

chcuk norris would murder brock lesnar

[lacrosseplayer217]

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

[saladtoss1]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink : { )

[1CaptainInsano]

ha! thats pretty good. if i even had to fight him in the game i would give up

[dunderhed75]

you just created him and named him Chuck Norris

[magikkalpickels]

no shit sherlock. wow ya dumbass thats the point of the video

[Luke7ube]

what's the point in you.

[DJimenez371]

yea if you get 5 superman punches to land in row a giant cow comes flying in and eats you

[makeithappenbetter52]

he sucks

[dudeiamstoned]

and your dead

[dudeiamstoned]

The fight was banned from the internetz becuase it was to brutal.

[Brechnar100]

This mans xbox proceeded to gain the red ring of death for Chuck felt that a fighter greater then the ones in the game, are the console itself.

[TheBallinHawk]

i fought that guy b4 and i got whooped

[666moshpit666]

Thats what happens when he steps into the ring; he wins by knockout

[561brucelee]

@666moshpit666 he wins by murder

[aaron5141]

hi ppls

[keenanE117]

ITSchuck norris you have to put him in every thing

[cards7509]

i have a chuck norris montage.

check it out.

[The3Kings]

Ahh yes. I remember your montage. It's awesome ha. I think you tried to send a video response to my video a month ago but it wouldnt go through for some reason.

[cards7509]

here i'll try to add it again.

but i think u have to accept it in ur messages.

[stupidkid851]

wow that is the stupidest thing ever chuck noris isnt that fuckin great and you people put him in like every fucking game that you can create a character in

[The3Kings]

Wow, dude, calm down. It's not even that serious.

[stupidkid851]

yeah i know but its annoying

[jmarkell1985]

I agree. I can not stand how many people think of that guy as a god.

[aspenaspen]

@The3Kings its not that serious?! OH HELL NO IM GONNA TELL CHUCK !! U FAG..lol

[tubularniggaz]

@stupidkid851 ya you are a fuckin stupid kid eh

grow up

[AmphibiousKitty]

@stupidkid851 You name suits you well.

[dodgers99mr]

congratulations u did a great thing by putting chuck norris in ufc were he ritefully belongs

[Mayii51]

chuck norris's round house kick is so fast that it went back in time obliterated Emilia Earhart's airplane as it flew over the Caribbean

[GORILLAMAFIA17]

pttsss its the pacific bro

[MUA4life123]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[OverjoyedAtol]

i xtreme raped your bitch ass hardcore

[The3Kings]

uhh what?

[Ic3Man4393]

Lol wow

[CLUMPxOFxTURDS]

chuck norris's hands are called LAW and ORDER

[tincanzee2]

u got it wrong, law and order are his legs

[caw1995]

is chuck norris a actor ?

[LOTRGod]

chuck norris did do a few movies but he is a bolack belt in something dont remember but he also made his very own fighting style

[teeheekey]

hes a black belt in kickboxing

[LOTRGod]

o k thank i had to do a report on him so ya

[pervertedpenguin69]

tang soo do

[lovemym16]

He has his own TV show called Walker: Texas Ranger you should check it out and was in the spin-off Sons of Thunder

[brennanww]

i fought that guy yesterday lol

[makeithappenbetter52]

thats a crappy norris put chest hair and shit mine is better

[The3Kings]

there is chest hair and i dont care who has a better norris. i do this for fun not competition.

[Markio123123]

the face could be changed a bit, but thats waaaaay better than i could do, good job

[aspenaspen]

chuck norris dosnt do pushups on the floor , the floor does pushups on norris!

[Cianothekid]

When chuck norris jumps into water, he dosnt get wet

the water gets CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[Garofalo14]

omg that was my first CAF and it look EXACTLY the same!

[WrathOFReaper2000]

Bruce Lee will kick chucks ass and rip his chest hairs again! lol

[rtothepandj]

anh that movie was the best cgi ever in movie hostory to make it look like chuck died XD

[chancefarquhar1]

lol i knew that someone was finally gonna make one of these

[NotYetAScientist]

the new CHUCK in the UFC. haha lol

[Z6RS]

when i tried to make chuck norris my xbox got the 3 red rings

[ernestofoo]

dont ever try to emulate chuck norris in any way.

[bigballin54]

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked bruce lee, breaking him in half. the result was jet li and jackie chan

[sojiro2000]

bruce lee killed chuck norris!!!

[threeaches]

why do people make all these dumb jokes like chuck norris only jerks off to a pic of chuck norris. its really annoying..

[Slyptid]

umm i can answer that,

Wow barrens chat

[Gauntlets]

Barrens chat... Now I wish I hadn't frozen my WoW account! I'd b bashin ppl 4 talkin' about 'em!

[Regoria]

Chuck once played a game of russian roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won...

[YaoChow]

that was hilarious. good one

[Tarantino317]

Lol, that's hilarious. props man

[k0b3m4n]

thats hella good man

[ballymenamichael]

It's almost accurate, except he wouldn't have to actually fight. He would win by default just by existing.

[cards7509]

i have a montage of him fighting.

[CrazySicily]

chuk norris only jerks off to a picture of chuck norris.

[Hairbuddy]

chuck norris had an erection.......no one lived

[Wargazin]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is Hinding ;)

[mi3nsta94]

chuck norris can get fucked up by bruce lee

[MistahBatchar]

when chuck norris exercises the machine gets stronger

[ItsJR516]

chuck can kill two stones with one bird.

[L0N6H0RN]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

[megaslayer66]

he wasnt hacked into the game he made chuck norris retard.

[ImBringinDesiBack]

This is fake, Chuck Norris' persona can not be held within a video game.

[brandoss77]

dude he was simply making up a chuck norris joke, its obviously real

[VampiroxVLK]

KICK OF DEATH

[SSJ5DarkAce]

Cool beans.

A little too ripped, but joy all the same :D

[DahStoryTella]

would be dope if you made a video with him fighting lol

[The3Kings]

Haha. I'll do that if I find the time later on tonight.

[cards7509]

i have a vid of chuck fighting.

[Swanton18]

hahha nice

[bearvshark1]

quality! :oD