The Original Everest College Parody

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I can't tell if homeboy is black or indian. or a sunburnt arab.

[DJLunasf]

Why you sittin' on the couch? Get up, Make the call! Electrician, plumber, exec, :::fade to the behind the scenes translation.... "Come join our school, we'll rape you for all your money, hype it up on tv, then build you up thinkin' you're gettin a job, then break the news to you that we're a part of the 1% who rapes the 99% of you. Ooops.

[knightclassic1]

I love that guy's Accent.

[mimoyassine]

@invisibleisolation I think she works full time at Tim Hortons and then part time at Walmart, lol

[Rosebunse]

My mom went to one of these colleges and can't find a job. Heck, try a community college, but don't settle for something like this.

[jokesomuch]

How the lady said she dont have a job at first then say she workin 2 jobs... wtf... guess she dont know what she working

[knightclassic1]

@jokesomuch Was she smoking a cigarette? if so, no wonder she has no life and lying.

[jacalder9239]

yo that dude is indian.

[Matalizari]

I think I've worked with people who went to I-Know-A-Guy. It's a legitimate business plan.

[Asia84]

"and I steal part time" WTF!? LMAO!

[personalinjuryfirm]

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[vfIskullangel]

Everest is the worst college out there.

[Jroody3]

check out my everest spoof guys

[89iron636]

I WENT TO EVERST ITS A SCAM,YU DONT GET A MUTHAFUCKIN ALL THEY DO IS PUT YUR RESUME ON CRAIGSLIST THATS THERE WAY OF SAYING WE WILL GET YU JOB RIGHT AFTER YU FINISH. HELL NO! THEY DONT HAVE JOBS LINED UP FOR YU! THEY JUST WANT TO GET YU IN SO THEY CAN GET THERE BONUS AND YU GET INTO DEBT!

[DjPyro2010]

@89iron636

Did you get a degree?

[mizzlilbea2000]

@89iron636 me 2! I got out of there the first chance I got!

[brittanynathania]

@89iron636 i guess they don't teach english NEITHA

[knightclassic1]

@89iron636 THANK YOU, That's why My sister was suing this stupid ass school, she went there and graduated, still didn't get the job, she had to waste more money to go to Community College because of this and it taught her a lesson. Everess is messing up people's lives.

[aliasgirl47]

The lady at 1:03 is friking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tirra537]

THIS FUNNY BUT YALL NEED TO CHECK OUT THIS DUDE COMMERCIAL OF EVEREST COLLEGE CALLED RODRE EVEREST COLLEGE COMMERCIAL !!

[SamosaTv]

our version is better!!!

[1danyol1]

LMAO at the white girl... "after all of that I still don't have a job, now I live with my parents and work two jobs"

[divalizzous]

Did this motherfka just say $15-20 an hour like that's doing something?! Try a salary job fool! Damn, folks don't strive for shit these days! If u choose to pursue college, go to a 4 year university folks. We graduate and get salary paid jobs!

[triXz7]

Lol its funny because my mom works there so i make fun of her because of these commericals.

[jessieks7]

haha i love you man

[missmamawatt]

HILARIOUS!!!!!! I LOVE TO SMILE

[dmvhawkeye]

this video sux

[evilpacman07]

funny ... does this guy have any more vids?

[pinkbutterfly261]

AAAHHH!!!! Roflmfao!!! This was funny!

[writeneat]

1:11

"And I STILL don't have a job.... now i work two jobs......" uhhh

[youngb1ood]

@writeneat yea they screwed up there.....

[sunkid02]

@writeneat word thats the same shit i said o.O

[AesirV]

Even if you dont go to school, you may not get a job! How crazy is that!!!!

[Orizzle187]

The acting is absolutely terrible..

[DonlyOne21]

shit weak

[jokerz909]

it made me hate Indian people more.He knows his daddy owns 3 little stores in some underclass citizen part of town.

[ojthagreatest]

he looks n sounds like a fat aziz ansari

[raidernation3692]

HOOD VARIANT IS THE BEST 1 THT SHITS FUNNY ASS FUK

[ALIENSHADZ]

LOL Hes indian

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[MrStingsting]

funny ass shed thank u

[MrStingsting]

its true i went to icdc college they didnt help they only help the medical people not the other ones so they didnt find me a job its a year i started in another thing for medical but every were i go for a job they only want girls know i owe twice the money

[yeahbuddy93]

dis version waaaack

[xraidedlok]

oh its 3am? ahahahahahah forreal

[abcde1237294]

Stupid Ass Indian

[limerick2090]

"I don't have a job and I live with my parents...now I work two jobs..."

oops...

[saizmeup]

this is garbage..

[shnosmas]

awesome job. i wish this was real, i'd think about it

[soaringsolo]

I want the last 1:53 seconds of my life back.

[RaulBillieJean]

lol

[damienmarkgeorge]

Dis shit is gat

[dottibody]

@damienmarkgeorge comment failed

[webesofunny]

@damienmarkgeorge Learn how to spell...chicken shit

jk I have typos all the time but I thought it would be funny =D

[Sexyprman1]

i know a guy will rob you for less sounds like a brargain

[3vdub]

this guy is most likely from Scarborough, Ontario and Sri Lankan.

[wearepksz]

cornyy

[blacksultan85]

he look and sounds like a sneaky street corner con artist LOL!!!!!!!

[independenttruckco]

1:42 Jon Gosselin

[MobHeataEnt]

I bet the creators of this video really paid this hobo to do this

[Czheckyofacts]

lmfao this was great

[lumendelsol]

dude is your middle name uncle tom....i should catch a cane up in here and slap the black out of'em...lmao...jk still sucked though.

[ileet333]

this shit aint funny

[webesofunny]

@ileet333 it was more of the truth than humor

[YFLOInternational]

Fuck Westwood

[greatxssassin1]

Evil

vicious

education not legit

raping your time

everyone should avoid

scam

terrible college

[chluckey]

yup...my point exactly...hype to put a crashed economy into more debt...

[fasterball04]

and i steal part time...every school robs you, but we rob you for less

classic

[SeikoPsycho]

1:05 LOL!!!!!!!

[Lindathemightywitch]

What the hell?? okay this IS funny, but the lady was like..."I don't have a job and I live with my parents..." and then later on she's like " I have two kids work two jobs" lol

[MrFirstkid]

@Lindathemightywitch i think she mean she does not have a job in the field she went to skool for

[ajthedon]

the Hood variant is waaay better than this one. this one sucks compared to that one

[oolilfishyoo]

LMFAO this funni, "n i steal part time" hahaha...

[BUBOONOGAS]

This shit is whack! I want my 1:52 back

[paperorpaper]

0:05 lol!

[nitrodbz]

hahahaha this is hilarious but true :P nice work guys :D

[FoziaAbdi]

AW MAN I KNOW THIS WAS MADE IN CANADA LOLZ CHECK OUT THE TWENTYSSSSSSS man that guy loks like this bangledishean guy i know!

[calibred818]

go on my page and look at the video on my favorites... it only has 24 views but its waaaay better than this shit lol

[leles0qute]

wow ok

[jmydn]

kinda stereotypical but whatever still not as funny as the other one

[johnyyboinc98003]

and after all that i still dont have a job, now i have 2 jobs and steal part time lmao

[ejuoi]

who the fuck makes the real school commercials? it's like a gangster school. their commercials are so annoying. it's like this homeless guy yelling at you to go to school. I'm furloughed from my previous job now at home going through a real accredited school and I feel sorry for these people suckered into these diploma mills. You don't even need a GED!

[dianavontease]

@ejuoi no thats false. they make you get one at the end of the program the ATB just allows you to start school.

[hislipsaremoving]

Most schools grade on a curve, but we grade on a CURB, this curb!

[ChichoTADICHO]

umm no it doesnt rob you because i am in this school and every graduate i know has gotten a job and make like AT LEAST 15 a hr. the most i heard was 22

[cynicallytested]

mmmm kool aid.

[nfwvideo]

@ChichoTADICHO i made minimum wage after finishing

[starstruck606]

It actually sounds like its robbing you. I know people with no education who make that. People don't go to college to make 29,000 a year before taxes. Sorry

[DeathtoALL991]

@ChichoTADICHO

I went to this school's sister school, Western Career College, now called Carrington College. They are a scam and they do rob you. You'll end up like the female in skit.

[PriestessOfKvltlztht]

@ChichoTADICHO 15 WHOLE DOLLARS AN HOUR

[YukiNagato3]

@ChichoTADICHO I went to a real college and got a job paying 60k for less than half the cost of this school. You're probably in denial which isn't surprising, no one wants to admit that they were scammed, especially for a scam that can potentially ruin your life.

[VinceFSU07]

@ChichoTADICHO yeah because dedicating four years of your life and spending forty thousand plus in addition to the opportunity cost of wages not earned during those four years to get a degree that equates to a 15$ an hour job sounds very promising lol.

[AngryAtTechnology75]

@ChichoTADICHO LOL... wow ,, Striving for minimum wage ... good luck,, soon, you will be able to afford a Pinto,. or a nice Bicycle to ride to work

[drrugee]

@ChichoTADICHO ooooOOOOoooo 15 an hr......

[danniker]

lol all schools rob you, we just rob you for less!

[wickedflame9]

hahah that was real good

[tjfromga]

do your reasarch these are fake diploma mills most jobs wont hire you with out years of exp or training not that nine month bull they promote they play off ppl patience and will to do better its all a scam they arent even accredited by the gov. requirements to be certified in the fields they teach there for you will allways make 8 to 10 dollars because you dont qualify to pass the exam dont get fooled i laughed at there ass and they was mad i didnt sign up it was too good to be true

[xraidedlok]

you coulda made this way funnier

[SovietDouchebag]

Only niggers go to Everest or Devry.

[mspookie]

Whatever, Borisssss.

[verdemanthe1]

you don wanna end up like this cracker,and i steal part time lol

[juswolf22]

lmao im so tired of that damn commercial

[oolilfishyoo]

@juswolf22 thats why i dont have a tv no more

[juswolf22]

@oolilfishyoo Thats all tv is now of days reality shows and everest college commercials and progressive comm. tv sucks now

[oolilfishyoo]

@juswolf22 yea tv sucks. thats good tho. makes people do other things! like go outside n plant a garden =] or jus stay online =P

[jebiusenvy]

Is the girl in the video Sara Rue? She looks like her?

[TheLogicJunkie]

This is fiction? It's fact.

[pyrogly16]

LMAO

[lilduke5]

he said 1 ......2 .........tree lmao

[potentcokaine]

lol this funny everest is a joke

[00MrPanda00]

wow is this video trying to say that everest is a joke?

[KirbyOnCronic]

gold...

[funkmex]

omg this is funny as hell!!! reminds me of in living color.

[Jayspoon]

Ha! lmao

[MrQust]

LMFAO

[iggletube]

i see those adds all the time. stupid antenna crap tv. of course all i get is court tv and a dumb show called "word girl"

[benjaminjoshua]

ahaahah excellent

[Mastikator]

Lawl

[Ravelmoore]

funny