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  • all righ luv, c ya)

  • "will you now all take to the dance floor, for the fight" Cracked me up

  • Calm down, calm down.

  • Mrs MacCann must have been REALLY proud of her boys. Can't decide which one I fancy most!

  • hahahaha they just take the piss right out of us scousers love it they couldnt make nothing like this these days with all that political correct shit its harmless fun

  • calm down boys lol

  • CUSS WE HAD THE HAC THAY HATE US THAY DO THOW DONT THAY DOW! LOL.

  • crachin

  • They do though don't they though?

    They do.

  • I did that best man speach at my mates wedding. Never new what if felt like to have 100 people hate me all at once. I do now, the groom couldnt stop laughing

  • enfield and whitehouse are always spot on with the total essence of the characters they portray......and hilariously funny as well.

  • dat priest is on remand 4 murder no shit

  • @bromborough Ay Ay Ay!...Are you callin' Terry from Brookside a friggin MERRDERER? Yeah I friggin' am! Yeah? Yeah? Arrite Aritte Kee-yam down kee-yam down....oh Kerriste! He friggin is on remand for merder!!!

  • I wonder how many people here hate man united, i know i do.

  • brill love it.....

  • the harry enfield and paul whitehouse show is brilliant as well

  • THIS IS FANTASTIC. one of the greatest ever comedy sketches. and i'm a scouser!

  • love Gina from Heartbeat,dont you?!

  • 4 people need to calm down

  • 4:16 is the best bit.

  • ah they do tho dont they tho

  • 0:57 - 1:01 - Hilarious!

  • i love scousers,sound people great craic

  • r u callin me a twat with a mustache. oh christ i am . lmao. classic

  • dee doo do, dont dee do?

  • what is the origins of the scouse accents?

  • @vaj99 irish settlers

  • @vaj99 Old northern english and irish settlers mixed together causing a unique accent

  • @vaj99 One third Irish, one third Welsh and one third catarrh.

  • im a scouser and i love this, makes me laugh :D

  • when i first saw this I thought it was: The life and times of the 118 men.

  • Fucking Irish Catholic retards!!! They are not English and never will be cos they don't want to be!!

  • @Feisty1967 The Irish are amazing. 

  • funny

  • hogalog, you obviously have a prejudiced view of the City. It was European Capital Of Culture in 2008. Millions have been invested in the city, it has some of the greatest architecture in the country.. This show is a COMEDY SPOOF about cliched stereotypes that are based on conjecture, lies and light hearted banter. It's supposed to be FUNNY. If you are unable to smile, maybe a RETURN visit to Liverpool and meet some of the locals will halp you lighten up, and get a life?

  • @baznjosh

    The Beatles were cultured. The vast majority of the City arn't.

  • Scousers are arsehole's, And liverpool's a shithole, Nothing more needs to be said!

  • @Freddyfresh80 You know what, you are an arsehole and up your own shithole. Nothing more needs to be said. If you do not have anything intelligent to say about our fantastic city, dont say anything. You have obviously either had your head kicked in by a scouser, found out your slag of a bird has been getting shagged by a scouser who is a better fuck than you or perhaps you have experienced both. Get a personality inbreed!

  • liverpools got chinese irish american and my fav the japanese and they alllll love us instead of manchester

  • hogalog and evertonfan calm down calm down calm down!!

  • @penzo1andonly ey ey, get the ferry

  • @hogalog nice one man

  • pmsl at 0:15

  • Terry Sulivan ha ha ha ha

  • Classic!

  • Fucking legendary!

    15 birds in a week and caught the clap! Crackin fella hahaha

  • dey do doe dont dey doe

  • The honeymoon was going to be a :

    Fehreeeeeeee Across de Merzeeeeeee!

  • TERRALD!!!!

  • Hull > liverpool

  • Fuck off

  • scousers rule

  • haha yus :)

  • If they did get married, their honeymoon would been a

    FEEEHHHRRRREEE Across DE MERRRZZZZEEEEEEEE

  • everybody on this page calm down, calm down lol

  • are you tellin us to calm down????

  • Scouse and spouse lol

  • British isles by that I mean the islands that technically surround the coast of Britain

  • Freddy, I will leave this oscilating verbal wankfest now but ask yourself this? you point out all Scousers are scum from the 80's, how then does social deprivation, the highest unemployment, social exclusion, hitherto never experienced before in any UK city, do you not see a correlation, people from Lpool have had it rough, Thatchers generation are now the angry, fallen type you seem to have a problem with, it's not rocket science lad, Mancs,Glasgow,Dublin even went through it-that's history 4 u

  • Freddy, your comments are becoming repetitive fella, Scousa665 pal, don't fall into his trap of incendiary language to get a rise, don't become like him and slag off the Irish, we're half Irish ourselves, Wexford also has a proud history-don't feed into his sterotype of Scousers, Kerrygold (Kerry)is the west of Ireland and nice butter, Wexford is on the south east coast of Ireland and the Queen, come on Fella you know Scousers have no time for that old wench, leave Freddy to his toys and comics

  • hang about your banging on about scousers your wrapped up in yourself,and you re going on and on and on and on and on and on and on,and you are a horrible cunt

  • I live in london because I choose too, i'm actually from wexford ireland, which does not make any difference because at the end of the day, the truth is the truth! either you see it or you don't, most of the people in liverpool are really cheeky, cocky bastards, that are so wrapped up in themselves they can't see what nobs they are, you even look a certain way with your aggressive, hardfaced look and orange faces!! your unbelievable! I surpose your girlfriend walks around the city in pajamas!!

  • Then as one Irishman to another, born in Liverpool- raised in Dublin, do I have to give you a History lesson as well as correct your grammar, Irish...me hole...does James Larkin resonate with you, born in Liverpool and went to Dublin to support the workers during the worst times of civil unrest in Ireland, hero, self educated,articulate, passionate-did a Scouser run over your dog or sumthin, you sound very bitter, you should be venting yer spleen at Cromwell who laid siege to Wexford in the 17c

  • Truth is the truth....ha...ha... did you get the quote from that other great Irish philosopher, Bertie Ahern...so what if Scousers are cheeky, yeah thay have a rep as dodgy and yeah I concede there are some scummy types with vexed faces, but to lump in the whole lot and comment as you have is completely ignorant, girls in Pyjamas, orange faces, have you been to Dublin and every city in the British Isles, Wexford as well, my friend get a life or if you haven't one, get a girlfriend!!

  • Are you implying that Dublin & Wexford are in the British Isles?

  • @Freddyfresh80 Will you shut the fuck up you Irish drunk and its knobs not nobs douche big whoop we walk around in pajamas you probably don't know what your wearing coz your constantly drunk you sad excuse for a dude. Now piss off and think about what your writing you japseye!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Also Freddyfuck80 its your comments that have been getting removed across youtube.

    Jog on dickhead!

  • You can't come back with something better than that you have to talk about grammer! is it because you know how shit liverpool is that you have to divert the subject to education, liverpool for decade's has been the worst city in europe for gcse results, everyone should get a education, but when you're a load of snobby arsehloe's that bang on about how great you all are, it make's you very easy to hate, liverpool is a dump simple! and your very low people, because of the place you grew up.

  • Can you base any of these statments on fact? Worst city in europe for GCSE's, tell me what other countries in europe use GCSE's outside of the UK?

    I get the fact that some scousers are skum, but you can find those those people all over the world. Like London for example, it has people like you.

    The fact that you are now going to hillsborough disaster videos on yourtube saying that it was a good thing??? your fucking sick

  • The honeymoon involved a

    Fehreeeeeee across de Merzeeeee!

  • Scousers are just way to squeeky, brassy, rude, and obnoxious to like, they just bang on about how great they are, but at the same time being the lowest people on the planet, plus there just way way way way WAY TO IRRITATING as soon as i hear that nasty, arrogant squeeky, winey horrible way in which they talk, i just feel like i'm gonna explode! there horrible bastards. and thats why they have this sterotype, its just the truth. they just don't like hearing it.

  • i was born in Liverpool Freddyfresh80, if you're going to spew your vitriol and bile at least fuckin get your grammar right, you pondlife!! 'Scousers are just way to...' (preposition WRONG!!) use a quantifier 'Too' gives emphasis and meaning or did they not teach you that at your shitehole pit of a school somewhere near Eltham!!!

  • cant agree more with you there fuckin hell i really hate scousers they are a different breed i think

  • knobhead!!

  • Stupid, fuckin inbred gypsie nob. Stop shaggin your kids and let your family die out. I bet more people hate your fuckin people than ours.

  • scousers are scum.... but a level above g-eye-poes aye!

  • Hey man

    I can amit it, liverpool isnt the best place in england.

    But your basing your hatred on what the TV is showing you about scousers and liverpool.

    I bet your never even been to liverpool or met anyone from there.

    The beatles from liverpool

    Steven gerrard from liverpool

    Wayne rooney from liverpool

    Alexei sayle fom liverpool

    There we go your prejudice knobhead

  • And how many of them still live there?

    Ringo says that he hates the place. Gives you the picture.

    My neighbour moved to Lpoo from New York. Left after 6 months, never seen crime rate like this here.

  • One can appreciate your message, but it must be pointed out that Steven Gerrard is from Whiston, not Liverpool ;-)

  • I completely I agree with you, he was born and raised in Whiston, then the Bluebell I think it was, I am happy to be from Whiston. :)

  • i have been to liverpool and it is one big cess pit, seen cleaner lumps of shit than liverpool

  • ye i bet you have mate

    I think thats a bit of an exageration

    and why is it such a big problem if you dont live in liverpool also where do you live if its so much better than liverpool

  • Depends where you go, so shh.

  • youre right, it isnt the best place; its the worst. time and again, year after year.

    when people rate glasgow and swansea as nicer towns, that really tells you....

  • Heres another prejudice pricks who just hate scousers and liverpool only because the tv puts biased facts into there thick stupid little heads making out tht liverpool is a really bad place and that all scousers are thieves and criminals

  • @hogalog its suburbs are no worse than any other cities you twat!

  • thats why liverpool is #1 in the list of britains worst cities as compiled by the governments statistics bods. its even worse than glasgow ffs, and it has been #1 in that table for fucking years.

    got a problem with that, go and look it up.

  • Just looked, it was Hull.. anyway were the fuck are you from?

  • no it aint. according too the actual statistics, crime, unemployment, etc etc - liverpool is #1, hull is about #8 or #9. the town i live in is #24

    im on about reality, not the stupid "crap towns" list that the posh boys who edit the idler come up with. one of them probably got the piss taken out of him by somebody from hull once so he decided to get revenge.

  • @hogalog Why didnt you tell me were you are from? and give me the link to this website.

  • im from sunderland, which is indeed a dump. but nowhere near on liverpools scale, sunderland merely got blown too bits in world war 2 and then lost all of its industry in the following decades. and nobody bothered too spend any money doing it up. however as a place too live (so long as you avoid marley pots) its actually quite nice, low crime rates, relatively low unemployment (remarkably enough) and doesnt have the big social problems like liverpool does.

  • this is why it only came 24th worst according too government stats, whereas liverpool which has had billions spent on it and is indeed very nice (in the centre) came first.... people make a place what it is.

    the website - get onto google and search for "yougov statistics" and then put "liverpool" in the search box when you get there. it should tell you all you need to know.

  • Oh come on Sunderland.. Liverpool has alot better facilities than you .. better hospitals, museums, universites,a great city centre two football clubs both bigger than sunderland plus we're well more famous on a world scale. alls you are known for is being that place next to Newcastle.

  • a lot better facilities - its about 5 times the size sunderland is, thats why? and as for the football club being small - you do know they get the highest attendances per head of the towns population, dont you?

    liverpool is famous for an horrific murder and the beatles more than anything.

    and at least i can park my car in sunderland perfectly confident that it will still be there when i come back. and i feel safe walking the streets at night.

    liverpool = shittip.

  • Were about 2.5x the size of you. They might get good local attendance.. but they dont exactly bring tourist to the city like Everton and Liverpool do. What muder is that anyway? Yep its also famous for having more Number one hits than any other city in the world and being the most successful football city in england. Stop living in newcasltes shadow.

  • and how do everton and liverpool bring more tourism in than sunderland afc do? (you do know they also take more supporters away from home than anybody apart from man united?) what the hell they are playing in the same league and bringing in the same away supporters. you fool. and sunderland have beaten liverpool so far, they play everton on boxing day....

    (sunderland has the largest theatre outside of london by the way, among other things we erm. dont have.)

  • Omg you lieing little cunt I just found out that Manchester is by far a worse place.. Car thefts, Burgalry sexual offences etc. Ill pm you the site.

  • manchester has worse crime - the table im on about it is on that said same website, has liverpool as the WORST based on everything being considered. as for crime there are places far worse, little forgotten mining villages in durham, yorkshire etc have horrendous crime rates.

    that little kid who was shot.... i was hoping you, being from liverpool and an everton fan would actually not need reminding. or of all the people who lied too protect the guy who did it....

  • What else is there? We have bigger world wide fan bases so more tourist come to visit the stadiums or to go see a game.Oh so there playing in the same league, I guess thats an achievement if you've spent more years out the prem than you have in. Good on you beating Liverpool I'm glad.. your biggest achievement in years mate and it took a beach ball lol.

  • liverpool might do. everton certainly dont. and its negligible at best. even manu arent that much a tourist magnet in the grand scheme of things.

    and sunderland had spent the longest unbroken spell in the top flight ever, 58 years. though i think arsenal have since beaten that. beating liverpool was good, beachball or no beachball it shouldve been 4 or 5 nil. everton will get a good going over.

    everton and liverpool - 2 amazing huge famous football clubs.... and both are going bankrupt.

  • Everton bring alot of Asian tourist.. I see them regularly outside goodison! Everton have spent more time than any other club in the top flight 107 years and have only spent four years out of the top flight over all. Also Everton are only afew years away from that 57 year mark and are the longest running topflight club after Arsenal. Lol we arent going bankrupt.. Liverpool are in a lot of debt but whilst Everton hardly have any money to spend anyway!

  • yes but sunderland are 2nd after arsenal for the longest stay, we had a 58 year stay and had never been out of the top flight until the 1950s. at the time we were also the most successful team in the league. but we had our fall from grace then and apart from the facup in 73 have done little since. and if im being honest id rather local people went too watch my team than asian tourists, ruining the atmosphere and taking photos.

    and both liverpool and everton have well publicised money problems

  • 107 years top flight football is better than an achievement set in the 1950s that Everton will break soon anyway! Also Aston Villa were more successful than you back then so I dont no were you got that from of you being the most successful team at the time.

  • oh dear im so sorry villa had won 1 more facup than us. we were tied with them on league wins at 6!

    and everton may not break it - they are looking decidedly dodgy at the minute if they do not start picking up points...

  • No they had about 5 more!! They most likely will.. still have our best players to come back after christmas who we have been without all season.

  • @hogalog alot has changed in 6 months but alot of liverpool is still a shithole

  • @hogalog hogalog, you obviously have a prejudiced view of the City. It was European Capital Of Culture in 2008. Millions have been invested in the city, it has some of the greatest architecture in the country.. This show is a COMEDY SPOOF about cliched stereotypes that are based on conjecture, lies and light hearted banter. It's supposed to be FUNNY. If you are unable to smile, maybe a RETURN visit to Liverpool and meet some of the locals will help you lighten up, and get a life?

  • @hogalog you never been to Crosby, Formby, Maghull or Rainhill? all lovely suburbs.

  • @paulmac38 most cities of that size have nice bits.... doesnt alter the fact the majority of it is well shit and that the crome rayes are among the worst in britain.

  • @hogalog what the fuck are "crome rayes"? me thinks you need to learn how to spell marra! besides, most people who visit Liverpool (which really is a series of 5 or 6 boroughs) and not just the Liverpool council area) always say, "where do you hide you're ugly women?". face it we are a good looking people! Stevie Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Gail McKenna, Kathy Lloyd, Debra Turpin. the list of good looking scallies goes on and on.....

  • @paulmac38 crime rates. anybody can make a typo you spacktard.

  • @hogalog what's a spacktard. speak english knobby! crime rates are high all over britain. have you ever been to moss side in manchester, St pauls in Bristol, chapeltown in leeds or just about any inner london district. you will see there are very few areas in britain's cities that are like they were in 1950's britain. i notice you don't mention where you are from? i bet you're area of town is like downtown kabul! Incidentally, you come across as a bit of a young pup who barely broken puberty!

  • @paulmac38 im 26. im from county durham. our biggest city is sunderland, which has a city centre about as pretty as a dogs arsehole, but as a place to live its fantastic. low crime rates and quite high living standards for a place of its size, everything is cheap also. until the recession unemployment was well below the national average aswell, but its probably gone up now.

    and durham itself is the nicest city in the country so.

  • @paulmac38 Rainhills St.Helens.. but ya r rite tho dee is nice places in the pool mainly da northen side lyk

  • @theyardieman its the other way round the nice parts are the south end

  • @lairdfoundation naa no wayz think abar it crocky, noggzy posh as fuck annys not bad anymore aintree posh as... south tocky, speke, garston.. out of the lot thogh knowsleys worse then the city of liverpool tbh now it is anyway

  • @hogalog get back to me when you're balls have dropped mummy's boy.

  • @paulmac38 hellish. you tell me im a kid and then you say something like that.... that makes you about 15/16.

  • @hogalog drive from wales through the mersey tunnel. when you get to the other side , everythings either boarded up or smashed up.

  • @hogalog : you obviously havn't been to West Derby, Woolton, Rainhill, Maghull, Crosby or Formby. all lovely suburbs of the City. :-)

  • @paulmac38 luvly:)

  • No offence, but do you realise you just contradicted yourself by calling those ''facts''? A fact is a truth, so if you're think it's biased, then surely it can't be a fact. Or can it?

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  • I don't see what's so bad about scousers. im from scotland but have lived here in liverpool most of my life and it's fine. It's just a sterotype. And sure there are people here who arent exactly nice but not all of them, mate.

  • dude its not a stereotype its purely for comedy harry enfield even wrote a fax to liverpool saying that we are not taking the mick out of scousers we are simply doing it for the purposes of tv so shut it you!

  • i wasn't saying that the video was sterotyping lol

    i love harry enfield

    i was just saying to those who comment on this my opinions on scousers that's all

  • oh kk

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  • Well i am from liverpool and i can spell the words "Say" and "Hated" unlike Mr Dat der london. Also everyone in the UK hates London and that includes most of the people that live there. Liverpool is also the only City in England to be named a capital of Cluture.

    During the empire Liverpool was a more important City than London and made more Money.

    Ferries, railways, transatlantic steamships, municipal trams,electric trains and the helicopter all came from liverpool.

    Your just a dickhead!

  • no people from liverpool never bang on about how good it is do they m8 have you fucking herd your self

  • oh de do do dont de do

  • thieving wankers!

  • how many scousers have you lived with?

  • scouse n proudd .. oh de do do dont de do

  • I now pronounce you scouse and spouse... Nice one :)

  • Lol John, Paul, George and Ringo. I frickin' love The Beatles.

  • It's a pity the bride walked out on him, they could have gone on honeymoon by taking a:

    FEHRREE ACROSS DE MERZEEEEEE

  • 4:17 paul whitehouse lol he is a way better impersonator than harry enfield

  • Better impersonator? That's the worst Irish accent I've ever heard.

  • I like the inclusion of a Cream logo/trefoil at the top of the stained-glass window.

  • HILLARIOUS

  • HAha!!!... LOL! This is fuken hilarious I didnt know there were black scousers

  • MAnchester United... ICJ... Who are ya!!!

    YES! Iam a YANK! But I'm United Through and Through!!

  • alright alright calm down calm down

  • Allight allight chaam dhown chaam dhown

  • Boris Johnson?

    What did he say maggot brains?

  • MAnchester United... ICJ... Who are ya!!!

  • is it only me that think the scousers are class?

  • me too

  • Im a scouser and proud of my roots & were ive came from. Only reason people dont like scousers is that there jelous of not having an identity themselfs!

    Harry Enfield couldnt do a scetch on manchester coz you have no character, idendity, whit or humour!! So fuck off yer manc bastards!

  • He did a sketch on manc's in a kevin and perry sketch

  • Anyone under 20 won't have experienced Liverpool winning the league cup in their lifetime.

    you've won the european cup more, then again you've managed to kill more italians than anyone else in the process.

  • 16:00 Hahahaha!

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  • When the wedding vows were exchanged, the congregation all sang:

    Fehhreeee across deh Merzeeeee

  • "Der yer go father Terry off Brookside"

    LMAO

  • deydoodohdontdeedoh!

  • ah rite ah rite, calm down calm down

  • i'm not from england and every 1 that i know that has visited liverpool reckons its the best city in europe for a weekend away, great night life, cracking women, fun comical locals and good football teams to boot what more do you want

  • A city that's not full of fucking Scousers, perhaps?

  • whats your problem with scousers? this is a tv show, and its an exagerated stereotype, may i remind you.

  • Forget the TV show, it doesn't matter.... scouse is as scouse does. They can't speak properly and sound retarded, they're very bad losers and they leave liverpool to live elsewhere and don't stop going on about how great Liverpool is.

  • liverpools a lovely place just alot of pple there r knobs

  • well it shows you have never met someone from liverpool the image that they nick stuff all the time is falacy most liverpudlians ive met are decent people.