@RogueBlueJay Well it was an overcast day it's annoying the amount of detail I remember about this but this was florida so I'm lucky it wasn't raining like hell although if it was raining there would have atleast been less people around to see me
In 11th grade i was running to class after homeroom and decided to take a short cut through the yard. I didnt realize that it had rained, I made it about half way through the yard and fell on my butt in the mud. I had to spend the next 2 hours half naked in a supply closet in a classroom waiting for my clothes to be cleaned while a class was going on. Fun day.
When I was abroad in Wales I got extraordinarily drunk (like puking red wine for an hour) for the 1st time ever. My friend thought I was going to die, so she called the paramedics and they came... and they were accompanied by some of my other Welsh friends who happened to be ambulance chasing. I was a total mess and angry so many ppl were there. Luckily I was fine and it was a reaction to my inhaler, but I was rather mortified after that... :/
I was bullied at school myself. I was wearing a jumper and nylons, and a boy covered my desk chair with blue glue. I sat in it, ripped my nylons and was pointed and laughed at.
In grade 6 our class was in the library sitting on the floor watching a presentation. After the presentation I tried to stand but my legs had fallen asleep and I fell breaking my arm. It's pretty hard to get through being the guy who broke his arm in the library standing up.
I was really drunk and hanging out in an empty dirt path at 2am. When nature called and I stepped out of the car to take a piss. When I stood up I realized 3 people had been waiting to walk past me because I was in their way and all I could slur was "Oh...Am teeerrrrrriblay sowwy". And they kindly replied "That's okay" and continued on. I hope they too were drunk. XD
I never drink heavily but on Halloween I drank my drinks too quickly and it hit me really badly, I passed out on my friends couch and threw up multiple times into a basin and everyone who had come back to his house (about 20 of my friends and 5 people I didn't really know) saw. Then I snapped out of it but had to face all the judgement. It was not fun.
I got sick at the beginning of a concert and blew chunks into a girl's long curly hair just as the lights went down. All I could do is apologize and run to the bathroom where I kept heaving. Very embarrassing.
in 6th grade, my sister got mad at me, so I was stripped, thrown in the pool, and forced to run in my underwear around to the front door to get back in the house. unfortunately, 2 boys I went to school with were across the street and saw the whole thing.
When I was about 10ish I feel in the Thames on a bike ride, because I smelt so bad my mum made me ride home in my underwear and my friends jumper.
More recently (yesterday) I was running up the stairs in the hotel I was working in, in the pitch black, and I thought I saw the light switch. This little red light came on. It was the fire alarm.
One time in English class in 8th grade we were all working silently and I dropped my pencil. I was reaching for it over the side with the metal bar and I guess I reached too far and flipped my desk. The worst part was that no one even laughed. They just stared. I cracked up. and then at the end of class my teacher told me he would have given me detention if it were anyone else. That really confused me.
There have been several times after I sang an emotional song that I very, very loudly knocked over mic and music stands. Completely ruined the moment. And I think I've tripped while going up onto the stage. Yeah.
I was a BIG Doctor Who fan in primary school, and this was before Doctor Who became cool (mid-90s). On the free dress day I took the chance to go dressed in a full cosplay outfit of the Sixth Doctor, forgetting however that free dress day also coincided with the day we went to the beach. Multi-coloured, multi-layered outfit and everyone mocking. I was known as the weird Doctor Who obsessed guy for a long time.
One time at school me and my friend were walking out of class, it was really cold outside and there was ice and snow everywhere, so as we were walking down like 3 steps of stairs I fell..hard.. for 1 or 2 seconds nobody reacted in any way, so I thought oh thank god nobody noticed I'll just get up and keep walking like nothing happened.., but then everyone around me started clapping, yelling and laughing... shit, I guess everyone did notice.
I'm not sure exactly what happened the lunch leading up to this I have vague memories of being punched in the stomach in the library but that might not have happened. I was feeling sick in math class but I wasn't sure where sick bay was so I didn't want to ask to go there. I just sat there at the computer felling worse and worse till I vomited all over the computer and a bit on the girl next to me's computer as well(she didn't like me much after that) I tried to catch it too, very slimy.
Year 8 I got a detention this shouldn't have been a big deal but I was.... that sheltered girl who never does anything wrong the one all the teachers like but has no friends. I had no idea what was happening I hadn't even been told off so I didn't know what to think and I stared to cry just a little but then people around me stared to notice and were asking me if I was okay which made me cry more and more until I couldn't breath. I got out of the detention at least.
I just thought of more. I was 13ish years old and I was just getting used to high school(or more realising I hated it more than anything). I used to get to every class early back then(I have a bit a of a paranoia about being late) because of this I missed the announcement about the assembly so I was waiting but the class didn't arrive this got me worried I wondered around for fifteen or so minutes looking for everyone or anyone really. I sat down and stared to cry(yes I am a baby no shame).
@Apanickahhh Then after a little while a teacher walked passed me with her class behind her. Seeing me she asked if I was okay I told her I was lost she asked if I was new I told her no this was when a boy stepped forward and said he was in the same home room as me and offered to walk me to the correct room.
I didn't even think of the time I had a panic attack at the English border control trying to catch my train out of Paris. I was running so late and I was freaking out(I didn't much like France) I thought I was going to miss my train I finally got almost there I just had to go through the border control when they started asking me questions I panicked and broke down in tears and had to try to explain while sobbing and hyperventilating a little I was fine I just need to catch my train.
The other I was at summers camp a camp where kids from lots of school go. We were sitting down listening to one of the camp people explain stuff we I needed to go to the bathroom so I put up my hand to ask he very crossly told me that there was to be no questions till after he was finished so i put my hand down. After he finished talking he tuned to me and said now what was it you wanted my only response was it's too late now. I wasn't very popular on that camp.
I have lot of embarrassing stories but the two the spring to mind happened in primary school. One we we all sitting in an assembly there were even other schools there and I had to go to the bathroom but I didn't know where it was and I was too scared to ask I enviably peed myself when we all got up and the other kids saw I had the bright idea to deny it to say that i had not pee my self but that i had sat on an orange. The only problem with that is there was no sign of any orange.
That seems like one complicated school. Well, basically any school seems complicated since my high school literally has 2 straight hallways 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs, that's shared with an elementary school. My most embarrassing story is hardly anything.At 10 I transferred schools for a year, the teacher was showing us how the math exam printed oddly and I said"What the hell"out loud quite randomly. In my other school no one would've cared but these kids said "Ooh! You said a bad word!"
@GillianisAslan Not really but start divulging shape, colour and consistency and we might be getting somewhere. Now if you were to say it was green(this can happen I know um don't eat too many lollies) or shaped like any famous people(this sadly has never happened but I check hopping just in case) then even better.
@Apanickahhh I was still sitting on the toilet! Well, because you asked...
It was a strong shade of brown and the worst consistency, the kind that isn't at all satisfying and refuses to be wiped up completely. It was pretty phallic. There was a long one in the middle and two small chunks sitting on either side.
My poop gets green when I eat a lot of vegetables, which makes me feel good about myself. Once I had a poop that was shaped like a Poliwag with the tail poking out.
My English teacher did a medieval night every year. You had a meal where you had to eat with your hands and be in character. Afterwards Shakespearean skits were performed. I got to be in one of the skits; a Romeo and Juliet/western mashup. Because my partner had not been interested in running lines we got to the middle of the balcony scene when I forgot what I needed to say. Shakespeare + improv do not mix. I've never been anywhere more quiet. I just stood there stupidly and then walked off.
Now I know that passing wind is something that females never ever do under any circumstances, along with pooping, but there was this time where I was sat next to my crush (cue little girl Millie). I was in Year 3 doing P.E and got terribly flustered and we were in a large echoing hall and I just kind of... let go. Everyone was silent as this odd squeaking "pppffffttttTTT" echoed everywhere for a full five seconds and I just sat there, going crimson and stage-whispering, "IT MUST'VE BEEN JOSEPH."
I don't have many embarrassing stories, but a recent one was when I was changing into my work pants in my car, in the parking lot of the mall (where I worked), and a family walked by and looked horrified when they saw me struggling to get into my khakis in the drivers seat. It was awkward, to say the least.
@DarkenedYeastExtract Afraid not, I chased her for a long time after that though. You can find out more about her in an video I made "Valentines Day Rejection"
I need to come up with an embarrassing story that I can use when people ask me for my most embarrassing moment. Because I've had really embarrassing moments, but I can never think of them on the spot.
A friend of mine decided it would be cool to pierce my nose in the school bathrooms when we were 14. She brought in this massive needle to do it and everything. To protect the inside of my nose from being stabbed with the needle, she decided to stick a tampon up my nose. The needle was too hard to push through, so in a nutshell, I was in the school bathrooms with a tampon attached to the inside of my nose with a needle, for about 10 minutes. Many laughs followed.
I do the morning announcements at my school, and this past September 11th the teacher who supervises the process failed to show up.It was going alright until I had to improvise the moment of silence. I should have said something like" today we commemorate the deaths of thousands" instead, it cam out "today we celebrate the deaths of thousands." the morning announcements, folks.
I was playing 'it' with friends at school once and failed to vault over a low wall (like a couple of feet high), I caught my foot on it and somehow ended up kind of hanging upside down for a couple of seconds before toppling to the ground in a crumpled heap. The worst thing is that it really hurt but of course you're not allowed to show pain if the injury was funny...
hey ali i love ur videos! me and my friend are starting a vlog collabish channel soon, so i was wondering: do you have any advice on what editing software or cameras would be good? we both have pcs, and our webcams work but the michrophone sux so recording music failed miserably... thnx
Once I tripped and completely faceplanted in front of a bus stop. To make it worse there were at least sixty teenagers at the bus stop because school had just finished, AND the road had traffic on it so there were about 100 people as witness.
I wish I had a funny embarrassing story to share, but all of them are just kind of sad. Like, one time in grade school, these bullies threw shoes at me for an entire gym class. I was pretty embarrassed.
In the fifth grade I was in the class play on the American revolution. I was Abigail Adams and had to wear a long skirt. I borrowed one from my Mom. On the fateful day it was super hot so I didn't wear pants under the skirt. As it turned out, in the back there were these buttons going all the way down. In between the buttons there were giant gaps. Through those giant gaps the kids who were sitting behind me saw my underwear. A few tried to guess what color my underwear was
how the hell did you not get caught by the teachers?, surely they must have got a bit suspicious seeing you running across the road stark bollock naked lol.
@thestig888 I did. The parents got called in, they tried to deal with the situation, but since nobody had any proof of who stole my clothes, the whole matter got dropped.
A few years ago I was in a school play. In this school play I died and had to be dragged off by two other characters. Because the play was set in Victorian times I was wearing a long skirt - that was way too big for me - and because the stage at school was so shitty there were loads of nails sticking out everywhere. To cut a long story short whilst I was being dragged off stage during a whole school performance my skirt came off and everyone saw my pants. Everyone. Nobody was spared.
So when I was twelve I went to a pizza place with my brothers, cousin and grandparents. I was playing a Star Wars pinball machine while waiting for our food to be done. I started feeling like a had to pee but I didn't want to leave my game because I was doing so well. I kept playing, thinking I could hold it. Needless to say, I couldn't and I pissed myself in the middle of a busy pizza place. Unfortunately I didn't get a high school so I'm not sure if it was worth it.
I'm pretty good at forgetting embarrassing stories. But about a month or 2 ago I did get drunk and wake up naked with a shower curtain. What's really impressive is we don't have shower curtains at my uni! It's gone round now and people I don't know know me as shower curtain girl. So yeah that was a great start to uni... And I still don't know where the shower curtain came from!!!
Only small embarrassing things happen to me (luckily) so I can forget about them. But I have an embarrassing story about my history teacher.
We were in the library for a lesson (they have computers in there) and my friend Sarah and I were sat where we could see the teacher's desk and our teacher. Sarah turned around and quickly noticed that he had a boner. Someone shouted "Oi sir, why you got a boner?" and he went bright red. It was hilarious :D
Something similar ... but with my pants (read: shorts) around my ankles. And it was running across a deck into a large empty meeting hall/auditorium at summer camp on a dare.
So everyone gets that insane dream where they go to school naked or forget to put their trousers on... of course for most of us it's just a crazy nightmare... not reality! =D
Oh my gosh, that sounds awful, worse than that night mare where you show up to school naked o.O My most embarrassing moment was probably getting purposely walked in on by the guy I liked in my own house. It was pretty bad xP
So, in my history class, two of my very best friends sit behind me. I was listening to my teacher lecturing and taking notes (like the dutiful student that I am), and I suddenly felt my friend's cold, metal pen poking me in the side of my neck. I spazzed out in my seat (very noticeably), and my teacher paused his speech and said "You alright there, twitchy?" The whole class laughed... It wasn't that embarrassing, but still...
That's probably the best and worst embarrassing story I've ever heard.
Thankfully nothing like thats ever happened to me. And I honestly can't think of a single most particularly embarrassing moment. I've had a lot, but none that stick out and can think of at the moment.
jeez. in 2nd grade at catholic school, right before the holidays, i was asked to be a part of the holiday mass the next day. every second grader had to walk down the aisle of the church during mass and place an ornament on a christmas tree at the end of the aisle. i was the tallest girl in my class and i had the honors of placing the star at the top of the tree. during the mass, i walked down the aisle, tripped stepping onto a stool in front of the tree and fell onto the tree, knocking it over.
My friends and I were having a splash fight when the guy I liked at the time got a bit too close, and when his hand swung down into the water to splash me...my bathing suit top went with it.
That story...wow Ali. It's fantastic, but also truly embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure all my embarrassing stories have to do with asking people out and then being laughed at. They also consist mostly of playing basketball, or any other sport really, during school and being hit in head quite often. Things like that. Except hockey. I was kick ass at hockey.
Wow that is truly embarrassing, great story though :P
In regards to me I don't know if I really have any... I've never been one to dwell on embarrassing moments, so I honestly can't remember any, but then I have never had something like this happen to me.
I mean there have been moments where my parents where slightly embarrassing in front of friends, and I messed up a line in a school play, but nothing major.
I was wearing a strapless sun dress with a cardigan over it and somehow while putting my tray up in the cafe the tray somehow it pulled it all the way down, so my bra was showing and i didn't notice until I had already turned around.
I'm one of those people with 0 tolerance for cringeancy and embarrassment, so I've successfully blocked out my memories of almost every embarrassing moment, but the one I still remember is when we were all changing for the school play, and a niche behind the bookshelf hid me so I changed there, and then the male teacher walked in and gave out to me. *squirms with pain in seat* I can't tell you how awkward it was, and I can't even watch romcoms my cringeancy tolerance is so low.
@karinefizzy For my three years at middle school my locker room was a gross classroom with squeaky benches. It was the size of a regular size class room. My smallest class had about 50 girls in it, every single one of us had to change in there. It sucked. I'm not currently taking high school PE so I wouldn't be able to tell you about showering in high school.
Nudity in Florida was probably the worst though
Chrisindapurplehouse 1 month ago
@Chrisindapurplehouse At least it wasn't cold!
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago
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Chrisindapurplehouse 1 month ago
@RogueBlueJay Well it was an overcast day it's annoying the amount of detail I remember about this but this was florida so I'm lucky it wasn't raining like hell although if it was raining there would have atleast been less people around to see me
Chrisindapurplehouse 1 month ago
I have so many embarressing stories times when I dare not look back out of shame
Chrisindapurplehouse 1 month ago
In 11th grade i was running to class after homeroom and decided to take a short cut through the yard. I didnt realize that it had rained, I made it about half way through the yard and fell on my butt in the mud. I had to spend the next 2 hours half naked in a supply closet in a classroom waiting for my clothes to be cleaned while a class was going on. Fun day.
RejectedAmeba 1 month ago
Ali reminds me of Peter from The Chronicles Of Narnia. Not as in actions, but his voice.:3
Gnomeey1 1 month ago
haha most of these are drunk stories... I wonder why... hahaha
Olivelover 1 month ago
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When I was abroad in Wales I got extraordinarily drunk (like puking red wine for an hour) for the 1st time ever. My friend thought I was going to die, so she called the paramedics and they came... and they were accompanied by some of my other Welsh friends who happened to be ambulance chasing. I was a total mess and angry so many ppl were there. Luckily I was fine and it was a reaction to my inhaler, but I was rather mortified after that... :/
Olivelover 1 month ago
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Olivelover 1 month ago
I slipped on a grape in front of every body in my grade.
revilo2099 1 month ago
I was bullied at school myself. I was wearing a jumper and nylons, and a boy covered my desk chair with blue glue. I sat in it, ripped my nylons and was pointed and laughed at.
It was pretty mortifying for a seven year old.
munkinone 1 month ago
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In grade 6 our class was in the library sitting on the floor watching a presentation. After the presentation I tried to stand but my legs had fallen asleep and I fell breaking my arm. It's pretty hard to get through being the guy who broke his arm in the library standing up.
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DigitalCable 1 month ago
You remind me SO MUCH of Robert Webb!
elphabamushu 1 month ago
My high school English teacher used to say that the mark of good fiction is that it could plausibly be true. This was just fiction... Wasn't it?
UnimplementedTrap 1 month ago
@UnimplementedTrap Mark Twain once said “Truth is stranger than fiction, because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago 5
I was really drunk and hanging out in an empty dirt path at 2am. When nature called and I stepped out of the car to take a piss. When I stood up I realized 3 people had been waiting to walk past me because I was in their way and all I could slur was "Oh...Am teeerrrrrriblay sowwy". And they kindly replied "That's okay" and continued on. I hope they too were drunk. XD
soultaker30 1 month ago
I never drink heavily but on Halloween I drank my drinks too quickly and it hit me really badly, I passed out on my friends couch and threw up multiple times into a basin and everyone who had come back to his house (about 20 of my friends and 5 people I didn't really know) saw. Then I snapped out of it but had to face all the judgement. It was not fun.
HazzaPistheDocsBFF 1 month ago
I got sick at the beginning of a concert and blew chunks into a girl's long curly hair just as the lights went down. All I could do is apologize and run to the bathroom where I kept heaving. Very embarrassing.
rianBrich 1 month ago
i think we need to see a reenactment!
inexplicablyNic 1 month ago
in 6th grade, my sister got mad at me, so I was stripped, thrown in the pool, and forced to run in my underwear around to the front door to get back in the house. unfortunately, 2 boys I went to school with were across the street and saw the whole thing.
MsKOgden 1 month ago
When I was about 10ish I feel in the Thames on a bike ride, because I smelt so bad my mum made me ride home in my underwear and my friends jumper.
More recently (yesterday) I was running up the stairs in the hotel I was working in, in the pitch black, and I thought I saw the light switch. This little red light came on. It was the fire alarm.
indibimbi 1 month ago
ah.. better word for "the video responses":
"let me know in a comment or a video response"
as for an embarrassing story, it's a selective memory thing, that I choose to block out, and I really can't remember any embarrassing stories.
sevenout 1 month ago
One time in English class in 8th grade we were all working silently and I dropped my pencil. I was reaching for it over the side with the metal bar and I guess I reached too far and flipped my desk. The worst part was that no one even laughed. They just stared. I cracked up. and then at the end of class my teacher told me he would have given me detention if it were anyone else. That really confused me.
bittersweet913 1 month ago 2
Terribly amusing, as usual. Keep it up!
On an unrelated note, are you going to VidCon this year?
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@qwertydeluxe I am!
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago
Ahahaha, you have our deepest sympathies Ali.
AligatormonkeyYAY 1 month ago
I really don't have any to beat that...but one time in the middle of class I went to sit down, only to realize(too late) that the chair wasn't there.
insanerabbitsinspace 1 month ago
Oh, you poor thing.
That is the best use of google street view.
There have been several times after I sang an emotional song that I very, very loudly knocked over mic and music stands. Completely ruined the moment. And I think I've tripped while going up onto the stage. Yeah.
eversinceimmortal 1 month ago
I have a lot of embarasing stories, none of which I can remember very often, but when I eventually find one to beat this, I will post it here.
OtakuAlice 1 month ago
You really need to relax your shoulders. And sit up straight.
fateforgotten 1 month ago
@fateforgotten ...love. He's allowed to sit however he likes.
eversinceimmortal 1 month ago
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mkmarion 1 month ago
any story I think of seems meager in comparison
NinJames112 1 month ago
But I have so many embarrassing stories, I don't know which ones to pick!
lesliefoundhergrail 1 month ago
It's surprising nobody captured video evidence of this adventure.
johnetie 1 month ago
@johnetie I was fortunate enough to grow up in a world where video camera phones were not in every pocket.
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago 9
That is an impressive distance. I feel for you.
paulisnatis 1 month ago
You didn't have... a towel?
knowahsark 1 month ago
"the visponses" ?
nicciweasley 1 month ago
I was a BIG Doctor Who fan in primary school, and this was before Doctor Who became cool (mid-90s). On the free dress day I took the chance to go dressed in a full cosplay outfit of the Sixth Doctor, forgetting however that free dress day also coincided with the day we went to the beach. Multi-coloured, multi-layered outfit and everyone mocking. I was known as the weird Doctor Who obsessed guy for a long time.
tangerinealarm 1 month ago
I got peed on by a tiger at a circus once. In front of the whole audience. Probably one of the lowest points of my existence.
bryonyling 1 month ago
One time at school me and my friend were walking out of class, it was really cold outside and there was ice and snow everywhere, so as we were walking down like 3 steps of stairs I fell..hard.. for 1 or 2 seconds nobody reacted in any way, so I thought oh thank god nobody noticed I'll just get up and keep walking like nothing happened.., but then everyone around me started clapping, yelling and laughing... shit, I guess everyone did notice.
SweetLimes955 1 month ago
I'm not sure exactly what happened the lunch leading up to this I have vague memories of being punched in the stomach in the library but that might not have happened. I was feeling sick in math class but I wasn't sure where sick bay was so I didn't want to ask to go there. I just sat there at the computer felling worse and worse till I vomited all over the computer and a bit on the girl next to me's computer as well(she didn't like me much after that) I tried to catch it too, very slimy.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
Year 8 I got a detention this shouldn't have been a big deal but I was.... that sheltered girl who never does anything wrong the one all the teachers like but has no friends. I had no idea what was happening I hadn't even been told off so I didn't know what to think and I stared to cry just a little but then people around me stared to notice and were asking me if I was okay which made me cry more and more until I couldn't breath. I got out of the detention at least.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
I just thought of more. I was 13ish years old and I was just getting used to high school(or more realising I hated it more than anything). I used to get to every class early back then(I have a bit a of a paranoia about being late) because of this I missed the announcement about the assembly so I was waiting but the class didn't arrive this got me worried I wondered around for fifteen or so minutes looking for everyone or anyone really. I sat down and stared to cry(yes I am a baby no shame).
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
@Apanickahhh Then after a little while a teacher walked passed me with her class behind her. Seeing me she asked if I was okay I told her I was lost she asked if I was new I told her no this was when a boy stepped forward and said he was in the same home room as me and offered to walk me to the correct room.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
I didn't even think of the time I had a panic attack at the English border control trying to catch my train out of Paris. I was running so late and I was freaking out(I didn't much like France) I thought I was going to miss my train I finally got almost there I just had to go through the border control when they started asking me questions I panicked and broke down in tears and had to try to explain while sobbing and hyperventilating a little I was fine I just need to catch my train.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
The other I was at summers camp a camp where kids from lots of school go. We were sitting down listening to one of the camp people explain stuff we I needed to go to the bathroom so I put up my hand to ask he very crossly told me that there was to be no questions till after he was finished so i put my hand down. After he finished talking he tuned to me and said now what was it you wanted my only response was it's too late now. I wasn't very popular on that camp.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
I have lot of embarrassing stories but the two the spring to mind happened in primary school. One we we all sitting in an assembly there were even other schools there and I had to go to the bathroom but I didn't know where it was and I was too scared to ask I enviably peed myself when we all got up and the other kids saw I had the bright idea to deny it to say that i had not pee my self but that i had sat on an orange. The only problem with that is there was no sign of any orange.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
I think you should tell more stories from your life. They're invariably amusing.
Actually, perhaps you should tell us some really dull stories to contradict our extortionately glamorous view of your life.
KatieAtLarge 1 month ago
are you sure your life hasn't been a sitcom? hmmm...
most embarrassing story was probably breaking my nose- i'll make a video... soon. ^.^
-maggie.
macmarge 1 month ago
That seems like one complicated school. Well, basically any school seems complicated since my high school literally has 2 straight hallways 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs, that's shared with an elementary school. My most embarrassing story is hardly anything.At 10 I transferred schools for a year, the teacher was showing us how the math exam printed oddly and I said"What the hell"out loud quite randomly. In my other school no one would've cared but these kids said "Ooh! You said a bad word!"
ntcssj 1 month ago
...You were in a towel, yes? oh god
amyevekeegan 1 month ago
I ran 1/5 of a mile with clothes on once. Everyone saw. It was terrible.
elisabethsusername 1 month ago 26
I choose to live through the embarrassing episodes of others, such as yourself.
Agriking 1 month ago
I watched this while taking a huge shit.
Is that embarrassing to post on the web?
GillianisAslan 1 month ago
@GillianisAslan Not really but start divulging shape, colour and consistency and we might be getting somewhere. Now if you were to say it was green(this can happen I know um don't eat too many lollies) or shaped like any famous people(this sadly has never happened but I check hopping just in case) then even better.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
@Apanickahhh I was still sitting on the toilet! Well, because you asked...
It was a strong shade of brown and the worst consistency, the kind that isn't at all satisfying and refuses to be wiped up completely. It was pretty phallic. There was a long one in the middle and two small chunks sitting on either side.
My poop gets green when I eat a lot of vegetables, which makes me feel good about myself. Once I had a poop that was shaped like a Poliwag with the tail poking out.
GillianisAslan 1 month ago
@GillianisAslan Wow most people would have just ignored me. Can we be friends?
Also the poo sounds kind of epic but that could just be me.
Apanickahhh 1 month ago
@Apanickahhh I love talking about poop. I poop a lot. I got an award for the sheer volume of poop that I produced at camp. My poop is art.
And yes, of course we can be friends. Then we can do duets of the Golden Girls' theme song!
GillianisAslan 1 month ago
Brilliant use of the google street view, I must say.
mickeleh 1 month ago
That is an awesome looking school! The schools here are incredibly ugly compared to yours.
volubleperspicacious 1 month ago
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iSpyVi 1 month ago
This is so classic..but it's not surprising to hear the story from you. :P
Music4Ever5476 1 month ago 2
@Music4Ever5476 You know me too well :D
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago
my most embarrassing moment? Third grade through Seventh
owchihurtmyself 1 month ago
Kids at school are cruel. I would have liked to see you do an actual reconstruction of the incident, that would have been rather nice ;-)
fasterpussycat99 1 month ago
My English teacher did a medieval night every year. You had a meal where you had to eat with your hands and be in character. Afterwards Shakespearean skits were performed. I got to be in one of the skits; a Romeo and Juliet/western mashup. Because my partner had not been interested in running lines we got to the middle of the balcony scene when I forgot what I needed to say. Shakespeare + improv do not mix. I've never been anywhere more quiet. I just stood there stupidly and then walked off.
Maddog53 1 month ago
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zoeatrics 1 month ago
I will make a Vidsponce at some point.
JakXenon 1 month ago
Wait, is that place in/around Lowestoft? O.o
FrazerGuy 1 month ago
There's an episode of Freaks and Geeks like that goes almost exactly like this.
dramallama56 1 month ago 4
@dramallama56 My life and Freaks and Geeks have so much in common. Watching it was terrifying.
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago 7
@RogueBlueJay That is pretty terrifying in general. And incredibly amusing.
dramallama56 1 month ago
Now I know that passing wind is something that females never ever do under any circumstances, along with pooping, but there was this time where I was sat next to my crush (cue little girl Millie). I was in Year 3 doing P.E and got terribly flustered and we were in a large echoing hall and I just kind of... let go. Everyone was silent as this odd squeaking "pppffffttttTTT" echoed everywhere for a full five seconds and I just sat there, going crimson and stage-whispering, "IT MUST'VE BEEN JOSEPH."
milliej080 1 month ago
I don't have many embarrassing stories, but a recent one was when I was changing into my work pants in my car, in the parking lot of the mall (where I worked), and a family walked by and looked horrified when they saw me struggling to get into my khakis in the drivers seat. It was awkward, to say the least.
NotBogSaget 1 month ago
There is a similar scene in an episode of freaks and geeks
jcali96 1 month ago
Soo... did you and the girl... "progress" in the following months?
DarkenedYeastExtract 1 month ago
@DarkenedYeastExtract Afraid not, I chased her for a long time after that though. You can find out more about her in an video I made "Valentines Day Rejection"
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago
@RogueBlueJay Did you "chase" her with or without clothes on? :P (sorry, couldn't resist)
GradVlogs 1 month ago
I need to come up with an embarrassing story that I can use when people ask me for my most embarrassing moment. Because I've had really embarrassing moments, but I can never think of them on the spot.
Also, DAMN that is a long way to run naked. Oy.
tallatstarbucks 1 month ago
that is fucking amazing lol
TimH078 1 month ago
i fell up a flight of stairs at school once... yep, yu read that right, i fell UP the stairs
TheaterGeek7777776 1 month ago
Wondering why there wasn't at least a towel available at the showers.
mickeleh 1 month ago
@mickeleh Definitely wondering that too...
NatalieZenaLouise 1 month ago
A friend of mine decided it would be cool to pierce my nose in the school bathrooms when we were 14. She brought in this massive needle to do it and everything. To protect the inside of my nose from being stabbed with the needle, she decided to stick a tampon up my nose. The needle was too hard to push through, so in a nutshell, I was in the school bathrooms with a tampon attached to the inside of my nose with a needle, for about 10 minutes. Many laughs followed.
WashingtonWithLove 1 month ago
I do the morning announcements at my school, and this past September 11th the teacher who supervises the process failed to show up.It was going alright until I had to improvise the moment of silence. I should have said something like" today we commemorate the deaths of thousands" instead, it cam out "today we celebrate the deaths of thousands." the morning announcements, folks.
sadpanda256 1 month ago 5
I was playing 'it' with friends at school once and failed to vault over a low wall (like a couple of feet high), I caught my foot on it and somehow ended up kind of hanging upside down for a couple of seconds before toppling to the ground in a crumpled heap. The worst thing is that it really hurt but of course you're not allowed to show pain if the injury was funny...
hippyfriend 1 month ago
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talsophrox 1 month ago
I've had embarrassing moments, but (thankfully) nothing as baaad as yours. :l
WelllWhatCanISay 1 month ago
Once I tripped and completely faceplanted in front of a bus stop. To make it worse there were at least sixty teenagers at the bus stop because school had just finished, AND the road had traffic on it so there were about 100 people as witness.
TheHarlequinade 1 month ago
No towel?! The humanity!
mrfreeman1995 1 month ago
I am going to mark this video as the one that started things with us.
WayhoRachel 1 month ago
I wish I had a funny embarrassing story to share, but all of them are just kind of sad. Like, one time in grade school, these bullies threw shoes at me for an entire gym class. I was pretty embarrassed.
TheNicoleMarion 1 month ago
In the fifth grade I was in the class play on the American revolution. I was Abigail Adams and had to wear a long skirt. I borrowed one from my Mom. On the fateful day it was super hot so I didn't wear pants under the skirt. As it turned out, in the back there were these buttons going all the way down. In between the buttons there were giant gaps. Through those giant gaps the kids who were sitting behind me saw my underwear. A few tried to guess what color my underwear was
*headdesk*
quirkfulquagmire 1 month ago
how the hell did you not get caught by the teachers?, surely they must have got a bit suspicious seeing you running across the road stark bollock naked lol.
thestig888 1 month ago
@thestig888 I did. The parents got called in, they tried to deal with the situation, but since nobody had any proof of who stole my clothes, the whole matter got dropped.
RogueBlueJay 1 month ago
i needed more visual aid. should have demonstrated with a hot naked guy.
Witified 1 month ago 19
I got pushed in the pond infront of my whole school. Of 1500 people.
I faceplanted a mountain, and started rolling away.
Yeah, those were fun.
VeeWithBubbles 1 month ago
A few years ago I was in a school play. In this school play I died and had to be dragged off by two other characters. Because the play was set in Victorian times I was wearing a long skirt - that was way too big for me - and because the stage at school was so shitty there were loads of nails sticking out everywhere. To cut a long story short whilst I was being dragged off stage during a whole school performance my skirt came off and everyone saw my pants. Everyone. Nobody was spared.
TheTwinWithOneEar 1 month ago 23
So when I was twelve I went to a pizza place with my brothers, cousin and grandparents. I was playing a Star Wars pinball machine while waiting for our food to be done. I started feeling like a had to pee but I didn't want to leave my game because I was doing so well. I kept playing, thinking I could hold it. Needless to say, I couldn't and I pissed myself in the middle of a busy pizza place. Unfortunately I didn't get a high school so I'm not sure if it was worth it.
Kevtastical 1 month ago
I'm pretty good at forgetting embarrassing stories. But about a month or 2 ago I did get drunk and wake up naked with a shower curtain. What's really impressive is we don't have shower curtains at my uni! It's gone round now and people I don't know know me as shower curtain girl. So yeah that was a great start to uni... And I still don't know where the shower curtain came from!!!
alibabalady 1 month ago
At a high school Ahmerican Homecoming Football game, I was on the top of the bleacher-stand-seat thingys.
I needed to.. go.. somewhere.
With my 1st step, I tripped.
I then commenced to tumble , slide head-first, and roll ALL the way to the ground along the oath of the walkway.
This was between quarters, so the fans were quiet and ALL eyes were on me.
ALL EYES. (Since it was homecoming the ENTIRE TOWN and former classmates were all there to witness this event.)
& yes, some still remind me of it.
Shaggy72 1 month ago
I have nothing embarrassing I can think of, possibly because my mind won't permit me to remember them. Good video though :)
thekeyring 1 month ago
Only small embarrassing things happen to me (luckily) so I can forget about them. But I have an embarrassing story about my history teacher.
We were in the library for a lesson (they have computers in there) and my friend Sarah and I were sat where we could see the teacher's desk and our teacher. Sarah turned around and quickly noticed that he had a boner. Someone shouted "Oi sir, why you got a boner?" and he went bright red. It was hilarious :D
thekilljoypotato 1 month ago
Oh dear God, Ali ... XD
Something similar ... but with my pants (read: shorts) around my ankles. And it was running across a deck into a large empty meeting hall/auditorium at summer camp on a dare.
- Jason
crimsong19 1 month ago
So everyone gets that insane dream where they go to school naked or forget to put their trousers on... of course for most of us it's just a crazy nightmare... not reality! =D
ve2vfd 1 month ago
Oh my gosh, that sounds awful, worse than that night mare where you show up to school naked o.O My most embarrassing moment was probably getting purposely walked in on by the guy I liked in my own house. It was pretty bad xP
Gvf77x 1 month ago
So, in my history class, two of my very best friends sit behind me. I was listening to my teacher lecturing and taking notes (like the dutiful student that I am), and I suddenly felt my friend's cold, metal pen poking me in the side of my neck. I spazzed out in my seat (very noticeably), and my teacher paused his speech and said "You alright there, twitchy?" The whole class laughed... It wasn't that embarrassing, but still...
Pixiestix123321 1 month ago
That's probably the best and worst embarrassing story I've ever heard.
Thankfully nothing like thats ever happened to me. And I honestly can't think of a single most particularly embarrassing moment. I've had a lot, but none that stick out and can think of at the moment.
NessaR12 1 month ago
jeez. in 2nd grade at catholic school, right before the holidays, i was asked to be a part of the holiday mass the next day. every second grader had to walk down the aisle of the church during mass and place an ornament on a christmas tree at the end of the aisle. i was the tallest girl in my class and i had the honors of placing the star at the top of the tree. during the mass, i walked down the aisle, tripped stepping onto a stool in front of the tree and fell onto the tree, knocking it over.
fallensky295 1 month ago
Pool party. Strapless bathing suit. 10th grade.
My friends and I were having a splash fight when the guy I liked at the time got a bit too close, and when his hand swung down into the water to splash me...my bathing suit top went with it.
*awkwardly shifts in seat*
LifeMustard 1 month ago
That story...wow Ali. It's fantastic, but also truly embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure all my embarrassing stories have to do with asking people out and then being laughed at. They also consist mostly of playing basketball, or any other sport really, during school and being hit in head quite often. Things like that. Except hockey. I was kick ass at hockey.
emmaleemaysir 1 month ago
Wow that is truly embarrassing, great story though :P
In regards to me I don't know if I really have any... I've never been one to dwell on embarrassing moments, so I honestly can't remember any, but then I have never had something like this happen to me.
I mean there have been moments where my parents where slightly embarrassing in front of friends, and I messed up a line in a school play, but nothing major.
WaistHighView 1 month ago
OH, the best one.
I was wearing a strapless sun dress with a cardigan over it and somehow while putting my tray up in the cafe the tray somehow it pulled it all the way down, so my bra was showing and i didn't notice until I had already turned around.
rawrrxbrooke 1 month ago
P.S. Your school was awesome. Mine have always been just one, flat, one-story building.
thewaffleironn 1 month ago
I'm one of those people with 0 tolerance for cringeancy and embarrassment, so I've successfully blocked out my memories of almost every embarrassing moment, but the one I still remember is when we were all changing for the school play, and a niche behind the bookshelf hid me so I changed there, and then the male teacher walked in and gave out to me. *squirms with pain in seat* I can't tell you how awkward it was, and I can't even watch romcoms my cringeancy tolerance is so low.
HM909 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RogueBlueJay
@HM909 Oh, agreed on the memory- remembering things even slightly embarrassing is just painful, honestly!
msPanicMoon 1 month ago
My most embarrassing moment doesn't really make that good of a story. It was more of a you had to be there kind of thing.....
thewaffleironn 1 month ago
I saw the title and audibly said "Oh goodie!"
I feel like I should have embarrassing stories. I have more My Middle School and Elementary School Friends Were Dicks stories.
lexaguitar16 1 month ago
You get to shower after P.E?
Stupid American teachers.... England has all the fun
quirkfulquagmire 1 month ago 15
@quirkfulquagmire are you serious? do americans not shower after PE? o_O
karinefizzy 1 month ago
@karinefizzy For my three years at middle school my locker room was a gross classroom with squeaky benches. It was the size of a regular size class room. My smallest class had about 50 girls in it, every single one of us had to change in there. It sucked. I'm not currently taking high school PE so I wouldn't be able to tell you about showering in high school.
quirkfulquagmire 1 month ago
First ?
xCydBaileyx 1 month ago