Letterman - Breyer's Ice Cream for Heterosexuals

[XxTylerRBxX]

I love me some french vanilla ;) *wink*

[Br0wNN01sE]

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Plain vanilla is the best flavor on the list!

[CiscoNast]

lmao

[Katakagara]

Actually, Zen0ph0bus, you need the extra whipped with crushed nuts. That is a better ice cream for you!

HA HA HA!

[Zen0Ph0bus]

nice guys finish last... think about that the next time you're contemplating why the only BJ's you get ARE Ben and Jerry's

how u like that one? Sense of humor my man... gets the ladies every time.

[Katakagara]

Oh Zen-- that was a smart one! Yes nice guys finish last but stupid sexist guys don't even finish!

HA HA!

Time to face the music dude! Women will not really appreciate you if you are a stupid sexist idiot male. C'mon, don't make men look bad by being sexist!

And honestly, I really do like getting BJ's from women. I like giving them to women too. Women taste lovely. Yes, We do call them BJs too. But there is no dick involved. And sometimes "us girls" even use Ice cream just for kicks!

LOL!

[Katakagara]

Zen0Ph0bus-- I think that attitude you have towards women is exactly why many women would never consider dating a dude like you. Women don't like violent men, as you indicate you desire to see, in the Chase commercial after Dave's commercial.

I bet you snack on that het ice cream nightly-- especially the "rocky road towards divorce"...

[Zen0Ph0bus]

You never get any women because you have no sense of humor. It was a freaking joke... and if anyone has the crushed nuts with whipped cream it's clearly you since you're clearly sucking up to the female internet audience. Must be the only women in your life come from the internet... I guess what you lack in humor you make up for in IMAGINATION. i.e. - "yes I have alot of girl friends... we hang out in chat rooms"

[Katakagara]

Best thing is: U didn't do yr homework. Check my profile. I'm a woman who loves women & gets quite a lot of women, in fact. But that's not my motivating factor, like U. Of course I would "suck up" to the female internet audience. I LOVE women & they love me!

I like dating women online. It's different for us women. I do feel sorry for U guys. Women meet online & then set a date to meet face to face. No chatroom BS. Honestly, U were just being super sexist & I had to comment on yr ignornance.

[Zen0Ph0bus]

they should make a Chase Sapphire spoof commercial where the husband finds out his wife spent all their Reward Points on a pointless dress and proceeds to beat the living shit out of her. Let's put some realism back into advertising.

[lordkoos]

ROTFLMAO

[SpankingMarioLopez]

hilarious!

[NiteAngel]

BLAH BLAH shut the fuok up letterman

[NiteAngel]

ahah what a pervert molesting the staff on his show, God help the women men or children having sex with that repulsive sicko male ape, yuk yuk

[ponyboy316]

So women are not mentally capable of making their own decisions? That's what a molesting victim is.

[NiteAngel]

why would any normile women have sex with that hideous male

[MountAnalogue]

lololol

[MorganScorpion]

Plain vanilla etc, is the reason why I intend to remain single!

[ponyboy316]

Personally, I'll stick with my hubby-hubby.

[redbyrd29]

penguirl! I don't think it could have been said better!!! If I had the proper "in's" with Ben and Jerrys I'd get you and yours a once of month $15.00 gift card for a year! Maybe they'll see this and they'll grant you my wish!

[pop0it0rocket]

lame

[beijoso]

Hilarious!!

[mytubesteakout]

hahaha...extra whipped w/ crushed nuts

[kubek]

I don't get it

[randylandd]

yes you do, douche

[johnstaedler]

lol, resent-mint

[TheJokerzWildest]

Whats to laugh about? The fact that you spelled resentment wrong? Because I'm laughing about that. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

REEHEEHEEHEE!

Visit my channel for an introduction to chaos.

[corbyz]

Kind of funny.

[kalimul]

yeah mock the normal guy and give the exception as a role model how damaging is that? To me it seems so f***ed up.......

[Penguirl5280]

Normal? Who are you to define normal? Besides it's just humor, did it hit a little too close to home for you? Get over it and worry about things that really matter.

[kalimul]

i don't agree with none of you so peace out i love my fucking concept of normal.

[Penguirl5280]

"Normal" just makes you all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it? I hate to tell you this but you are living in an artificial construct. There is no normal, whether you like it or not. Denying that is denying reality.

Come on in, the water's fine.

[astoria25]

LOL ! I have to remember to use your line in the future. "Come on in, the water's fine. "

[richie8811]

chilll dude... why should straight people be the only ones who suffer lol...

[ponyboy316]

same reason people act like Jesus was the only one crucified. Makes him seem more special that way.