Derek in the newsagents - The Catherine Tate Show - BBC comedy

[ikkeDwaalkoetje]

very vey cool

[mremile72]

i love how he says 'i've been coming to......... for 25 years' no matter where it is he's been to hahaha

[ChiddyChiddy01]

HOW VERY DARE YOU!! xD

[trainadelaide2000]

14 dislikes HOW VERY DARE YOU!!

[DoctorSondy]

quite honestly, derek never gets old

[FRplane]

how very dare you.

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!

[MrChubbicheekz]

he looks like voldimort

[1Explosivez1]

it's always 25 years lol

[goosylucyrocks]

Who dear?

Me dear?

Advice dear?

Yes dear?

[goosylucyrocks]

Who dear?

Me dear?

Gay dear?

No dear?

[JAMIELEE2011247]

i love it the nana is the best ... i love this show its the best

[RJ1995lol]

how very dare you?!

[popazz1]

Is he gay,then?!

[xXEquestrianStarXx]

Oh dear, me dear, yes dear, advice dear!

[pantstelly93]

they should have done a cross over with the gay guy from little britain;

Derek: Who dear me dear gay dear no dear!

Daffyth: Good! I'm the only gay in the village

Derek: who dear gay dear you dear YES dear!

[Holly7657]

Just cause a man wheres a little bit of foundation, you accuse him of hiding the sausage?! HAHA

[blob5rulz]

13 dislikes? well i find you impertenant

[claytoam01]

Derek is best

[claytoam01]

DEREK IS THE BEST CATHERINE TATES SHOW CHARACTER.

[HelenHish]

£2.32 for ten Marlboro Lights - ahhhh the good old days

[allergicdandelion]

How.Very.Dare.YOU!

[Jmsb526]

And what does his mother being ill have to do with reading "Hot Muscle"?

[Jmsb526]

What does Derek say after the woman says, "We think he might be gay"?

[sparkos14]

@Jmsb526 He says, "Oh i see.." lol x

[james1200]

I just realized after watching a few of these that Derek isn't in denial, he's just a drama queen!

[EdvardInc]

"How very dare you. HOW VERY DARE YOU."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bigkitty2465]

Has she been doing everything for 25 years??!?! lol, this is great.

[Akira2665]

@bigkitty2465 Hahaha, you're so right. She's also been going to "Homolulu" for the past 25 years, hahaha.

[SableRoze]

@Fuckoffcho I didn't say that.... :/

[cosawanty]

nothing can beat the just because a man buys expensive handcream dosnt mean he is the swallower of swollen goods,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[matt10matt10matt10]

0:01

[SableRoze]

"Would you like to pay for your papers?" I would have said "no" just to be sarcastic. Funny sketch, though!!! ^_^

[Fuckoffcho]

@SableRoze

Are you saying you've never been serviced by a kind cashier?

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I believe a mother shouldn't ask her child if they are gay - if you're friends with your child, they'll approach you when they're ready to freely talk about their emotions.

[Ezmareldda]

who dear? me dear? advise dear? yes dear!! haha love derek :)

[liamx102]

is the actor a woman coz dereks got the voice of a woman

[concers999]

@liamx102 yes. surpizingly catherine tate plays him. and like almost everyother character in this show

[Cuddleydoo]

@concers999 How did she go bald without the public noticing when she makes appearances?

[luke0451]

@Cuddleydoo It's just a "bald cap" I'm guessing :)

[EmmyNeander]

The poor woman at the counter! "I just don't know what to say!" :D

[RisingDampChamp]

HOW VERWAAA DE WAAAA!

[Shanniquitie]

best character

[LadyMikala]

just cos a man wears abit of foundation and takes pride in his appearance you automatically accuse him of hiding the sausage HAHAHA i laughed soo hard hear...

[GeeeeLovesBeanssss]

His bag LOL

[GGGIRLGGG8181]

LOL its ALWAYS 25 years loool

[CPMadMatt]

How... Very DARE YOU!!!

[SplittingTheAnvil]

1:07 XD

[OHhooverpoof]

Who dear, Gay dear, me dear, No dear!!!

[scorpio4ny]

HOT MUSCLE

[mrstremond]

"she's been very ill" - genious

[davitubo]

ghahaghahaghahgahahahahahagaha­hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!

[jackthayer]

HOT MUSCLE LOL THAT IS BRILLIANT XD

[mexicodriver]

lmao, reminds me of a teacher in my school xD

[OpticalIllusion1992]

i love the expression on her face when the woman says, "I think he might be gay."

[Galacticmaster]

i think derek would have been amazing on that ITV show benidorm,

give dereck lenard mincing his friend and they would have made an excellent contribution to tv.

sadly the show ended and is not coming back to our screens

[wentonmastermind]

I live in Toronto in the gay area. Bring Derek to Canada immediately! I am the only straight in the village.

[brubaker8391]

I love how in every one Derek's always been going there for 20+ years

Hiding the Sausage LOL

[CRAIGPLAGUEX]

Hot Muscle?

SHE'S BEEN VERY ILL!

[Cherstars]

absolutely brilliant this woman she reminds me of Jennifer Saunders

[VOGUESPIRIT]

How very dare you......HOW VERY DARE YOU !!

[dannyisso]

W"ho dear?, me dear?, advice dear YES dear!" Lmao at that! ahahahaha! xD gd one hehe

[RyiRyiRawr]

YEAH!! Hahahahaaaa :P I love Derek hahaaa

[lolazowner]

i love the fact that she has a different metaphor every episode "hiding the sausage" :L

[OpticalIllusion1992]

@lolazowner i know! where does she get these from? they're so funny

[drakason]

@lolazowner Euphemism dear, not a metaphor.

[gobl4ck]

What's he saying after " Just because a man likes a little bit of foundation...?

[deccy]

'..takes care of his appearance'

[markdon16]

Loved it! lol.

[SkyBluesTillIDie]

'just always assumed' LMAO

[UnbearableSara]

LOVE this, hahahahahahahaha

[SuperBabewithbrains]

yeah wat does he mean by that?

[alphaCB]

sausage = cock.

u can work out where it is hidden haha

[SuperBabewithbrains]

wat does he mean by hiding the sausage

[andy123pandy]

wouldnt you like to know lol

[shaq2099]

he means up his ass

[againstas]

hahah lmao; and the answer to her question... yes, sit your child down and ask them very calmly - i speak from experience.

[Staceylovesyou1]

u automatically accuse him of hiding the sausage LMSO! never laffed so much in my life!!

[jeanfou1]

Almost too sad to be funny... but not quite!

[Rogueraider21]

what do you mean in MY EXPERIENCE!!

well i find you impertinent!! LOL

[ErnestMenville]

who dear? me dear? advice dear? yes dear!

[0casteloencantado0]

just because a man wears a little bit of foundation (and something else i don't understand) you automatically accuse him of HIDING THE SAUSAGE!?

[marcluc1988]

Ocasteloencantado0:

"Just because wears little bit of foundation, takes care of his appearance, you automatically accuse him of hiding the sausage."

[DrRevClarke]

loool how very dare you...HOW VERY DARE YOU!!

[tcdirtman]

ill lolz

[tcdirtman]

I've forgot mother's magazines?

Hot muscle?

She's been very

[tmbp1984]

He is well bovvered.

[SkankExpose]

LMFAO! She is so talented and funny!

[LittleCheeseburger]

OMG i love Derek! i love the way he( well she) says HOW VERY DARE YOU!:DDD

[TheLllmmm]

init though

[Ankitaaaaa1]

lol, "hot muscle" soooooooooooooo funny!

[0ut0fn0thingdrumer]

haha its funny how he always says 'how very dere you!'

[snowball1988]

lol @ 1:50, the way he walks back!

[RANDOMVIDZ9809]

"Hot Muscle?" SHES BEEN VERY ILL

lol

[GGittaa]

"just because a man uses hairlotion" too funny he doesnt even have hair :P

[jmak9293]

it shd be foundation not hairlotion=]

[m8rkk]

it's foundation

[wayneyeo12]

shes been very ill lol

[XXXBABYDOLLXXX101]

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!! LOL FUNNI AS

[deathonstrike]

HAHAHAHA HOW VERY DARE U!

[jtworld12]

omg this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo funny

[parischeeky1]

gay dear me dear no dear way dear

[michaelthepizza]

Lol i luved the ending... The title of the magazines XD Classic XD Priceless... Well not priceless becoz it was £10...

[prplmnky]

i find you impertinent

[mdbham]

Hahaha - well I find you impertenant! :D

[patrickleah]

WHAT DO U MEAN "MY EXPERIENCE"???!!

[marksaltzer]

Catherine has the best make up artists working on the show. Derek and Gran are phenomenal. Plus her acting is flawless.

[RuthM88]

yeah i no soooooooo cool

am i bothered

[prettyred3]

Derek kills me everytime. how very dare you LMAO

[StarCraftWhore]

LOL! How very dare you! Classic. ^^:

[agee1969]

Has anyone seen the one where they are in a cab and the cabbie suggests they go to "homolulu's"? If anyone has this, please post.

[amarone1956]

It's brilliant!

[TropicalParadise246]

How Very Dare You!

[xaicho]

I love that last "how very dare you." There's just so much indignation. You can feel the disgust seething from it.

[gbb23]

This was the first "derek" sketch I'd ever seen, my m8 and I just kept screaming " HOW VERY DARE YOUUU!"

[donkyheads]

hot muscle shes been very ill lmao that was class as all ways :)

[sexikenya20]

How VERY dare yooooooooouuu??

[1soon2Bfamous5]

this is my second favourite comedy show

my first is still game (im scottish)

this is sooo funny!

[newrochellephoenix]

I love the irony that the people who Derek meets are not at all homophobic,truly nice-and hes sooooooooo insulted!

[Miakosamuio]

Poor newsagents lady. She looks horrified.

[puppytime112]

how very dane! I almoste peed myself!

[craigbaxter999]

BEG PARDON!!!!!

[xXxshinystarsxXx]

hot muscle? she is VERY ill! lol!

[tightshorts3]

'Hot Muscle' is the mag that all men should read, no hiding the sausage in those pages!

[CoraHorselover]

LOL

I'm Laughing My Ass Off.

[dhakiy]

lol

[hokiehi22]

the double "HOW VERY DARE YOU", very insinuating, double well good!

[TragicallyWired]

The face she pulls at 1:07 is absolute comedy gold. Lmfao

[hokiehi22]

she is a comic genious-wouldn't it be well rich to hang out w/someone so brilliantly funny? Glad to see people are injoying CT as much as I do.

anyone know when her new shows come out?

[peepe2k7]

yeh, aswell as 1.35 + 1.34 LOL

5*, absolutely FABBBBBYYYY!!!!!!!!

Love catherine tate, cant get enough! especially lauren and derek n some other ones, sooo funny!

[TheDubDudettes]

lol Derek and Lauren are hilarious!

does anyone know the name of the woman Catherine plays? The woman that always falls in love via internet?

[bbelvoir]

That would be Elaine Figgis.

[BIY4TCH]

in my experience..i beg ya pardon..ow very dare u!! loool

[K1M200808]

'hiding the sausage' ! lol

[redblueice]

I hate those type of people that are always in denial, there's allot of them on the internet too.

Wicked video.

[peepe2k7]

yeah, exept in this case, it funny!!!

[xtryd]

"she`s been very ill" LOL!

[dogyearrex]

I was laughing my ass off when she was saying "how very dare you" twice in a row

[hokiehi22]

yeah, that was well rich!

[KissMyVideo]

I love How very dare you Ive been saying it LOL!

[arabdudette]

haha same and evyr1s like woow ur so funi! lol

[RandomnessFromTheUk]

How very dare you....LOL

[TragicallyWired]

Why are all the cigarettes turned around in the background?

[chorustrip]

The cig packages are turned around becuase of branding issues. During shooting on television, you can't show some brands on the telle. Thats why. They didn't get permission from the sig companies or they can't show any smoking labels (Due to government regulations).

--the above was taken from a previous poster answering that same question

[TragicallyWired]

It's either that, or they don't wanna pay the advertisement costs. Like how they stick stickers on drinks in Big Brother. But thats a whole different kettle of fish.

[examinationboard]

it is crack up how the second time he sez "how very dare you"lol

[enGAYge]

Our favorite line is...In your experience...WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN MY EXPERIENCE??? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[5starcomment]

so...how many more people are gonna write "how very dare you" as a comment?

the fucking liberty...

[5starcomment]

excellent comment mate...

[WrightView]

it's too fuckin' dot com late now!

[xtryd]

All together now; HOW VERY DARE YOU!!! XD

[emonissun]

HOW VERY DARE YOUUU

[Jordykinz]

"I have been coming into this shop for 25 years and i have NEVER been so insulted"

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­L I CANT BREATHE, SO FUNNY

[millimopz]

foundatiion x reallyy haha x ii diidnt think even gayy ppl wre thhat x lol x lmao x

[gay0intifada]

Makes me realize just HOW TIRED SNL really is

[joshlad01]

i beg your parden, what on earth are u insinuating ! HOW VERY DARE YOU ! well i find you inpertinant LOL

[karonaafroman09]

HOW VERY DARE YOU LOL

[woodselpen]

Derek's "How very dare you?!" and Nan's "What a f*ckin liberty!" are on a par with Lauren's "Am I bovvered?"

Catherine Tate's a genius. Her character portrayals are so bloody REAL. Genius.

[QueerSwede]

love it hahahaha

[mcrfannumber3000]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha =]

[dualex]

This character is really killing me...

[lizthegoth]

Just coz a man wears a little bit of foundation! LOL!!!

[happyidiot01]

who dear me dear gay dear no dear!!! LMAO!!!!

[ffcbetterthanrangers]

What do you mean in my experience?

How very dare you!

You accuse him of hiding the sausage

Jokes

[carlnvme]

The cig packages are turned around becuase of branding issues. During shooting on television, you can't show some brands on the telle. Thats why. They didn't get permission from the sig companies or they can't show any smoking labels (Due to government regulations).

[FeralGunger]

Why are all the packs of cigs behind the woman, turned round with the backs of the packs facing forwards?

[PRiiSONBR3AK]

hawt muscle

[ezron1999]

this characther is one of the best the make-up, voice and body language is all on key

[BlackcountryMatt]

mother and i have been coming in this shop for 25 years and i have never been so insulted.

[wayneyeo12]

thank god gay pep arent really like that derek.

[marctiga]

"hot muscle?" "shes been very ill" oh my ribs ache with laffin. great character. a gay mate of mine is just like derek lol

[DougieGE]

Just because a man wears a little foundation haha!!!!

[Emre004]

Hot Muscle?

[Natt4x]

How Very Dare You. HOW VERY DARE YOU! Lol Brilliant

[ClownsandDolls]

lol

[tightshorts3]

Im sure Derek could give Paul some helpful hints

[Emre004]

Definitely.

[thruig]

Hiding the sausage lmfao

[aharocks]

yeah !

[saphira24]

hiding the sauasage!!!!! oh tht womans FACE!