Worlds Greatest Mysteries SOLVED

[pagoogly]

i dont know why your getting so much hate, i think this video is hilarious. i guess that the rest of the world just isnt prepared for golden Australian humor. btw please keep doing what you do because i love it and im pretty sure that alot of other people with good senses of humor love it also.

[offplanetfilms]

@pagoogly ...Haters are sadly just a predictable part of life... you can almost profile what their own channel will look like before you look! (no uploads, or atrophied views etc)

[pagoogly]

@offplanetfilms haha thats a fact.

[ChuckyRules98]

THIS IS SOOO COOL!!!How did you make this!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@ChuckyRules98 ...blood, sweat, tears, cardboard, ink & watercolor... and a crapload of old fashioned single-frame animation! (not to mention quite a few balls!)

[Leowen2]

What experts, don't you mean your boyfriend that you shag everynight.

[offplanetfilms]

@Leowen2 ...You sound like some kind of M2M expert, but on this occasion, your "gaydar" is quite faulty!

[playerkyle13]

Your facts are shit and 0% you need to get back to school m8

[offplanetfilms]

@playerkyle13 ...Your sentence makes as much sense as a Giraffe Astronaut! ...I'll let you get back to your classes in mouth-breathing.

[634daddy]

So you think its possible for us (humans) to travel to other worlds but if we think another life form comes to earth we are gullibe?????? Nope i think your just naive

[offplanetfilms]

@634daddy ...Your spelling is terrible. I don't think you'll be travelling to any other world soon with spelling like that.... unless aliens come from outer space to help you with your spelling? There's always hope (in some cases).

[634daddy]

@offplanetfilms HaHaHa i mis-spelled one word and I have horrible spelling????? I know how to spell this right though.....FUCK YOU BITCH :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any typos in there????

[offplanetfilms]

@634daddy ...There's more than one typo, you short tempered little sociopath, you! ...Perhaps the aliens can fix that for you too? A nice little anal probe should suffice! (I'm sure it'll raise a wry smile of alien-eroticism on your semi-evolved egregious monkey face).

[ciainformant]

who paid you to make this...your priest? your pastor? your church leaders? lol

[offplanetfilms]

@ciainformant ...none of the above! ...It was proudly self-funded with buckets full of an almost religious fervor, but with a freethinking cherry on top!

[THEps3ROCKS123]

If anyone hasnt noticed the category is comedy -___-

[offplanetfilms]

@THEps3ROCKS123 ...Finally, someone actually noticed! (Yay!)

[THEps3ROCKS123]

@offplanetfilms HAHAHA

[Robikus]

This didn't take much imagination.

[offplanetfilms]

@Robikus ...and your highly imaginative comment did I suppose?

[TheSketchCave]

All I can Think about commenting about this show is : WOW " ! ! !

[catman529outdoors]

The supernatural realm is beyond science but is real. Ghosts are real, spirits are real, and I believe God is real, and I have witnessed healing of broken bones in person and experienced supernatural presence myself. Funny video though.

[omri9325]

a very good video for conspiracy belivers and religious people.

all they have in their mind is bullshit and bollocks.

[lookibatmanitesfatma]

you just wasted 2:27 seconds of my life

[offplanetfilms]

@lookibatmanitesfatma ...well, realistically... YOU were probably responsible for wasting 2:27 seconds of YOUR OWN life! ...But then again... it's only a waste if you were planning on actually doing something else with that time otherwise? Time for me to go... I've wasted WAY too much time responding to you. ;)

[megapixel75]

the 2 things 2 me that exist r:

ALIENS

GHOSTS

but there's somethin wt that bermuda triangle

[offplanetfilms]

@megapixel75 ...When you grow a few more hairs on your legs, and your allusions evaporate, you'll realize they're all pretty much in the same old basket!

[iownage4youi]

@megapixel75 its already been explained

[dltanner99]

The Dare Island Enigma is an adventure novel concerning the Tasmanian Globster that was found in the early sixties see video book trailer

[GangKill1]

Your life is bollocks you probally have never experienced something paranormal or strange.. some things are real i can't say 100% for sure..

[offplanetfilms]

@GangKill1 ...Actually, you're quite incorrect! ...I experience strange people such as yourself with paranormal bollocks for brains every frickin day of my not-so-subtle life !!! ....This I can say for %100 scientific certainty !!!

[SuperTiredofitall]

yeah, bollocks! as i am supertiredofitall, bollocks 2 this 2!!

[MrRafD]

Balls! Mystery solved

[thatbboyrandom1]

this vid was mad funny but boats cann dissapear in the triangle its paranormal activity out there also it gets mad fauggy ufos aliens and ghost are reall good cannot exist with out evil saying ghost arent reall is like saying god isnt real.wich he very well is subbed messages there backwards songs are reall also for example 2pac.yes im alive and im missing you..that was played backwards but cleared up.funny when we see a reall clear vid of something unknown its fake but when its blurry its real

[Tommygun456]

nice video

it was really funny and true

(except for UFOs, personaly I believe that they're hanging about our planet)

[MaisiesBaba]

Bollocks !

[burchified]

It's crap like this that makes people believe 9/11 being an inside job is comparable to fake moon landings. Not all conspiracies are theories. Funny, maybe. But definitely ignorant.

[offplanetfilms]

Its pure a comedy... actually intended to be against all conspiracy theories & "magical thinking". Funny, but definitely not as ignorant as you assume.

[burchified]

I'm not assuming anything. As I said, not all conspiracies are theories. I will admit the idea of star children and galactic federations of light in the nearby star system of Pleiadies crack me up, but this video leads one to believe all conspiracies are bullshit. And they're not.

[offplanetfilms]

Ahhhh... I did not realize you were actually a "believer". I apologize for the lump or two this video must have placed in your throat. Be careful in life... if your mind is too open, your brains can fall out.

[burchified]

And you claim that I make assumptions. Ha! Be careful in YOUR life...If your mind has no ability to distinguish fact from fiction, you will only believe what you're told to.

[offplanetfilms]

I don't believe a thing, besides in myself. I accept the fantastic wonder of the real natural around me. Belief is for the Santa Clause crowd (but we all love a delusion, don't we?)

[leokimvideo]

this videos got balls.

[offplanetfilms]

...Nobody has call it nuts yet!

[jinlove180]

BS!!!

-Ball Shit!lol

[jenbuku]

spontaneous human combustion is true and i know the reason

[offplanetfilms]

It happens a lot in Iraq

[leokimvideo]

internet without ads.....balls.

[88thenewme]

Ha! The Balls Look Funny!

[ChloePierre]

HAHAHAHA! Funny stuff....This was hilarious!

[chameleonkitty89]

You missed out people who think they are vampires haha but still, totally awesome video!

[offplanetfilms]

We made about 3 versions of this film over the years... the first tried to include everything we could think of & ran for 7 minutes! (Although, we never touched on Vampires because some things are just too bollocks for BOLLOCKS!!!)

[fuzzz1]

where is the link for the 7 min version?

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, we haven't uploaded the full 7 minute version (it was originally shot on Hi-8 & I don't have a machine that will play the mastertape anymore unfortunately.)

[oinkysqueak]

I used to know a lady down the road who drank chicken blood saying it gave her magical powers Hahahahhahahaha!!!! I will tell you all about that family one day. Channel Nine called them the Tennents from Hell.

[DumDumShow]

hhahaah..that was classic...

[oinkysqueak]

Oink :)

[DumDumShow]

Hey Oinky!!!

[kingchrisuk2009]

haha that made me laugh, great to see scientology on there the biggest bollocks there is!

[offplanetfilms]

Scientology Bollocks are particularly hairy! ...Ask Ms Kidman.

[oinkysqueak]

I commented on Anonymous - Scientology thingy. I said that guy looks bored shitless. Then I got swamped with teenaged pimpleheads hassling me LOL. As they complained, threatened me I just blocked them. No more problem :)

[offplanetfilms]

Atta Boy! ...Gotta block those loose-cannon "Thetans" !

[retinasoup]

haha! love your work. i saw the physique of the christ at the trasharama festival this year, and the audience were in stitches. keep up the good work.

[snakeeater1000]

i love it!!!! everything is balls it makes total sense!

[KRISHIZA]

this was boring!!!

a waste of time

[offplanetfilms]

Well, your fault for watching something you don't like then, is it not? Plenty of other nice things to watch on you tube that won't tax your delicate brain so much!!!

[KRISHIZA]

you are right!!

i find no reason why anyone would want to watch this anyways!!!!!

[offplanetfilms]

Look like we have yet ANOTHER believer in the house?! (Plenty more of them out there, so you can feel warm & fuzzy at night.) ...C'mon, admit it... which of the bollocks do you believe in?

[KRISHIZA]

the ghosts duh!!

[offplanetfilms]

Oh... don't let 'em get you... they can be especially round & hairy at times!

[transplantedfilms]

They why did you, or bother to take the time to comment? Now THAT'S bollocks!

[kblgm]

watever!

i can speak my mind!

[HowardFair]

That video is the bollux, mate

[Spiralmelt]

Fuck You

[offplanetfilms]

Whoops... looks like we have a "believer" in the house!