alliwantforxmasisapsp

[ADefectiveMind]

LOL! Now a Häagen-Dazs website.

[thedeano1811]

0:22 photonicinduction moment!! XD

[XxxGamer5641xxX]

@thedeano1811 LOL

[thedeano1811]

he kinda sounds like photonicinduction...?? in this vid anyway. Hes changed so much!

[disabledpikachu]

HURH!

[kkotd1]

O ashens, how you've changed >.<

[Sikora360]

like if you were sent here by kotaku

[bestrader]

0:20 "You Suffer" by Napalm Death. hahahaha

[Arguus]

@bestrader holy shit!! YES!!

[sebra1818]

as if ashens knows what Metal Gear Solid is. LOL

[thelolbells]

Thank you Ashens, For starting a fan war in the comments. And you have gave birth to 34 trolls, We thank you, Ashens Ash. ~Peter Rip-off

[smayds]

I've been a StuAsh fan for years, like, since the start of 2006 and the "Open Source" video, and I have never watched this (ancient) video until now, because of the silly gurn-face thumbnail... I figured it'd be just one of the billion pisstakes that came out at the time of the Sony ads. Wow, was I wrong. I should have clicked this five years ago. Stu, you legend. Don't ever stop doing what you do. Because, if you do, I'll send THE A*TEAM to your house to retrieve the dead A-Team video you did.

[PedroBenolielBonito]

Are you impersonating a chav?

[DylRicho]

@PedroBenolielBonito Probably. Good job of it too!

[BrotherhoodOfStee1]

yee... :D

[gudenaurock]

PSPs suck.

[TheOdysseyKid]

Actually, since you have mentioned modded PSPs in several videos, do you have one?

[TheOdysseyKid]

alliwantforxmasisapopstation

[Ikillyuasyusleep]

never knew you were a naplam death fan.

[missElsaPelsa]

Dunno why but I think this is very cute :) Nice acting Stuart



[BonerTroll]

u would totally look like the grinch if u were green

[Brianmaitland]

All I wantg for xmas is a Pop station

[djdjukic]

GAMEZ0R

[Lampsmahari]

Hell with psp I want a psvita :D

[echoxltu]

hurray im doing illegal thing!

[domii31]

iz mc cousin jeffs plumber

[Mustang424]

This is what would happen if Ashens was a meth addict.

[MalfunctionsSuck]

website died T_T

[mightybaxaxaxa]

yousufferbutwhy

[Rebelconformist82]

psp sucks

[darkwhitty]

@Rebelconformist82 The current best handheld sucks... in what way exactly?

[MarioTGP]

All I want for Christmas is a FataBataRang

[waddledee1000]

I remember this controversy

[Peachy007666]

2:58 Electrical Vehical

Audio Transcribe :)

[Hysteria98]

LocoRoco is some proper sick shit, blud! innit.

[CyberNetTV]

oh... don't say Hello then :(

[Ikatsui1]

My eyes hurt.

[Mr378]

I really need to watch more of Ashen's videos.

[ceddimo]

I love locoroco =)

[Scorpiondesu]

All I want for Xmas is You Suffer.

[NICKREAPER316]

I never understood why everyone hated the PSP. I always thought it was better than the DS...Games were never anywhere near as good as the DS'. Hopefully the PSP 2 will be better, but with the DSI coming out I doubt it.

[AGBmehrunesdragon]

@NICKREAPER316 DSI came out ages ago, i think you mean the 3ds? Which has also come out aswell but if you see what the psp2 actually has in terms of tech all it needs are good games and it will beat everything.

[dbzfanofalltimes]

@NICKREAPER316 psp 2 will have touch screen

[NICKREAPER316]

@dbzfanofalltimes So? That's really not a big deal. My damn Xerox machine has a touch screen.

[ChapterElevenStudios]

I wish Ashen would do more of this stuff, acting/spoof kinda thing.

[pat20105]

@ChapterElevenStudios he does. like backspace or ashens tech dump

[DaSpaz94]

Is that an Escher back there?

[Shadow78954]

ashens possibly listens to napalm death?

greatness.

(possibly)

[darren55555555]

PSP is nothing compared to POP station

[DarkOmegaMK2]

the site died... NOOOOOOO D8>

[LordBling17]

Thumbs up for Napalm Death!

[yahoozle123]

Loved the use of You Suffer :P

[punkdave101]

You suffer by napalm death :D

[alexmeanberg]

Syphon Filter is amazing.

[ASSLICKERADAS]

I love the solo and the blast beats on that first song, quite brutal

[VicRattlehead50]

YOUSUFFER..BUTWHY?

[rejectofsoul24]

3 secs in im allready laughin

[SonyFoLife]

emulators brick your psp! (unless you have a good cfw and use tried and proven emulators {and yes they are illegal})

[AtheneWon360]

MC Cousin Jeff's Plumber

[Dazwar4]

i wants one fo the christmas

[kojimapie]

napalm death :P

[SuperNintendogamer1]

i have both a psp and a ds, and my god, the ds is SO much better.

i have a huge collectio of games for my ds, and i have about 4 fo my psp.

i never play the damn thing anymore, and when i use the joystick too much it cuts up my fingers.

[ThePsychoToaster]

Bonus points for Napalm Death.

[heftymadmonkey]

I remember seeing this at 2006 and I was like "Oh shit he has a Wii!"

now it's like "meh."

[ThrashDAHCmetaL]

Lols Napalm Death.

[nhoodfan]

lol psp ad

[ASSLICKERADAS]

is the that plays on the psp screen you suffer by napalm death, by any chance?

[teel115]

He sounds like a stereotypical Australian.

[ivaneduardo747]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A PCP SATIATION

[NintendoFreakLan]

All I want for my holiday break is a TARDIS that will hold biscuits and chocolates and money.

[powdrpunkgrrl]

its weird seeing him in normal cllothing and spikey hair 0_o

[xharry67ty]

chavs say rit not wrote like normal people

[luckazz09]

All I wanted for Xmas was a PSP. My mother went to eBay and bought a PCP Station instead, by mistake.

[MrShadow1923]

@luckazz09 haha

[thetvman343]

@luckazz09 thats funny

[TheHaloCEfan]

@luckazz09 same thing

[NICKREAPER316]

you got some weird hair there mate. you might wanna go see a specialist for that....what kind of specialist? i don't know i live in a cave somewhere....the other side of hell or someplace.

[robdonkey]

Win even if only for the first two seconds.

[GamesGear]

Try Saying that 3 times in a row!.

[smilyfacekilla]

Napalm Death - You Suffer

[TeamDAMit]

like british style asian like broken englirish

[SaitanMar]

This is the real Dr Ashens. :D

[rkomaster1011]

all i want for xmas is a psp

[Jacksoni69]

YOU SUFFER! :D

[tbennett450]

@Jacksoni69: but why?! :P

[Jacksoni69]

@tbennett450 indeed :D

[Irooooon]

PSP has no games.

[fderrick]

WOW i like that LMOA

[rath6789]

the psp isnt that bad now..... it kinda sucked back then, with like what 4 games worth buying

[Shadow78954]

all i want for Christmas is a British accent.

[Ashda8]

That's right Home Insurance.

So Home Page. :)

[straightMKchamp]

Lol, nice use of "You Suffer". Have yet to get a psp... mainly for emu's and "the 3rd birthday".

[charlandlen]

that's right, home insurance!!

[crossfuse]

all i want for christmas is ashens

[ParacusiaMU]

The best Captain Jack Sparrow impression I have seen yet.

[darbyryan1]

a real gamza like ma no noobz. U LIER U R A NOOB.

but like vidio u NOOB!!!!

[airsoftmasta102]

YOU GOT ESHER UP ON THE WALL!?

[carlbot2000]

i want the eye cancer, please mummy can i have some

[zhaoyun100]

i want a popstation

[majesticskills]

just noticed you have the worlds shortest song at the beggining!!! napalm death ftw!! =0

[airsoftmasta102]

i was wrong actually lol

[VicRattlehead50]

YOUSUFFERBUTWHY

[Vectorben]

You suffer

[PSXDubai1]

Nice spoof Ashens you should have your own show Ashen's Video Dump!

[shadowa911]

Crap, you actually made him have a show. Instead of the video, it's tech! Contragz!

[TriggerheartExcelica]

I'm calling dudes "homepage" from now on.

[isaisai9192]

the tittlem is all i want for xmas is psp

[Pwned000]

P S P, for you and me, and everybody, 'cause it's got a big screen! ....and, it's got a big screen! And the batteries don't last, no, it's got a big screen! And the games are great, you can play METAL GEAR SOLID, and other thing- *phone rings*

[Zoidypoo2]

this video is made of WIN and pancakes

[Gaia5001]

I watch this video every year, and I still can't stop laughing at it.

[megamanthehitman]

thst thing about the emus is lies xDDD except the illegalness

[Tommykrem]

I love PSP and PSP go works, I guess, but this video is seriously awesome!

[therealmetroidmaniac]

Teh PSP Go! iz awesomez, it haz a loads of 16 GB for about.... 20 games and itz not got teh UMD so you can'tz buy teh games from shopz.

[zoidbetag]

i want eye cancer fo christmas!

[Tehpwnzmean1]

Me too zoid, me too...

[HumanDaikon]

I can't stop laughing

[ruttman15]

Are you the love child of Dr. Ashens and Ali G?

[johnjackass461]

lawl nice one (Y)

[noobonZloose]

yeah, thinks aren't sponsored if the viideos talk about how they are semi crap.

[Pwned000]

All i want for Christmas is a POP station

[yefpatterson]

@Pwned000 be careful what u wish for...

[hellrazor117]

@Pwned000 youll have a PCP station and enjoy it

[pizzadude808]

Wow, LocoRoco and StreetFighter?!

[sk8er67561]

lmao and what kind of name is that?!

[senorcardgage678]

ali g?

[xDropxDeathxDeizelx]

My name is MC Uncle Jacks Plumer! ^_^

[NextNate03]

Dr. of what?

[MadeinAussieland]

Psychology.

[AMSAgentG]

I IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SONY WHO IS DOIN DA PSP WHICH IS DA NUMBA WONE FING FOR DA CRISSMAS, YEEEAAHHH

Ashens FTW!!

[blumtop]

ali g. is a shit against you ashens!

[Darkinsigniosis]

I got the eye cancer!

[JURPO90]

its pee-ass-pee

[RS250Squid]

which is two days after my birthday :P

[bocherrini]

Aahhh, I can't believe Sony actually did that. It is like they were parodying themselves. I have contacted their customer support about it aksing them what the hell they were thinking.

[GamesGear]

LOL for shizzel!.

[ReaperMan666]

YOU SUFFER, BUT WHY!?!

Gotta love the Napalm Death at the beginning!

[PunkRocker666Metal]

Great video, PSP sux

[GamesGear]

It's just a parody, don't take it seruios.

[Clencibert]

Great video! You are a true master der Dr. Ashen....

Now the state of un-booting you mentioned is called "bricked" if a PsP is bricked it still can be undone by someone who has the so called "Pandoras" Battery and Memory Stick with that you are able to go to the PsP menu even before it boots and then reset the PsP to a time where it was still useable...

[GuitardedIndividual]

I think this video was made before Pandoras battery was released lol...

[griffinx15]

dude the psp is great you should try it before you say its bad

[Clonetrooper851]

they are still much more fun to play and slightly cheaper.

[rolandzhang3]

ur right :) just that the psp's graphics are like the ps2 (which is stronger than the ps1 :) )

[rattlehead9127]

Nowhere near PS2 graphics.

[Clencibert]

Nope, he is actually making fun of the real deal, but it's more of a parody actually....

[PPPrulez]

oh noes i knew i should have put a sign on my medicine cupboard to keep him out now look wut hes gone and done, acting like a gangster on youtube ah well might as well laugh ROFLOL!!

[Globalnet626]

get POP station XD

[pwnORdie]

The only PSP game I played all the way through was MGS;PO

[Dex1nonly]

1. You forgot three games in your list. Both the R&C games, and Daxter.

2. Please actually spend five minutes looking at the good games in the DS library before flaming the DS.

3. You can't "spam the board" with the PSP's "great" games because there really is nothing besides the two R&C games, Daxter and what you listed.

[joeyLJ]

The PsP has a great libary, almost comes close to a quarter of the DSs' library, that's pretty admirable.

[BlueBajs]

6 Games? Lol.

[robokill387]

@jsabneal sorry, but the DS won the handheld wars for a reason - because it had a much better games library than the psp. it doesn't matter what the psp can do if it can't match the games library of the ds. nobody cares about the graphics capabilities of a handheld anyway. The DS has sonic, mario, zelda, pokemon, GTA, scribblenauts, warioware, castlevania, trauma center, space invaders extreme 1 and 2, and, yes, even kiddy stuff like nintendogs and animal crossing. PS3 is good though.

[KunkoFilms2]

@robokill387 dude the DS blows dick none of the games you stated are good.The DS also screwed up grand theft auto. The grand theft auto it has is so gay.

[Doom2Guy]

@KunkoFilms2 Would you kindly move your fanboy tug-o-war somewhere else?

[KunkoFilms2]

@Doom2Guy ok and im sorry if i offend you

[nukeboy14]

@KunkoFilms2 is there a way of saying a game is good or not? you gotta remember, its just an opinion

[KunkoFilms2]

@nukeboy14 yes i know and that was my opinion

[britmetal]

Lol, nice use of napalm death there

[SdUdExDo]

LOOOL!

[Booshibonton]

What's serconvant mean?

[wayne205stevens]

I think its spelled circumvent? Look it online I think it means to avoid?

[Booshibonton]

... no... in the video he says some woman's on, what sounds like, "ser - con - vant"... @ 1:37

[wayne205stevens]

Ye its @ 2:37 Thats how its pronounced I think? anyway if it aint I dont know what it means? Its odd dos'nt matter how many times I listen still cant work it out! LOL XD

[MalorieJempson]

Secondment.

It's worrisome that so many people don't know these words!

[UnitardProject]

laughed at the homebrew reference. =P

[Nintendostar123]

Homebrew on the DS is more active and is easier to install. Especially because PSP homebrew generally won't work on the stock memory card.

[JamForNoReason]

I do usually agree with Ashens, but on this occasion I don't. With tons of great games like:

Grand Theft Auto Liberty City/Vice city

Final Fantasy Crisis Core

N+

God of War

Daxter

Tekken

(and the list goes on)

[DanielBoa]

This video is on 13 December 2006. Dumb ass

[MarcoZ1ITA1]

Err, it's a parody of a crap marketing plot.

[felixbuzz]

psp is crap

[JimHxn]

Facism!

[vidcritic27]

its got tons of great games like loco roco, and....

and street fighter....and it got loads of great games!!

[FZeroFan001]

Ahh. MGS (1-4) what great games but i hated the ones on PSP

[FZeroFan001]

hahahahaha IT IS a Haagen daz