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II think everyone that made you apologize is a loser, they just dont wanna admit to the facts. The truth is we dont abuse them any more than they abuse us. Yeah we pay them less and expect them to work more but they steal everyone else's jobs! And to be honest, they dont really work harder. Ive never seen any of them work harder than me or my family and yet they still manage to push families out on the streets by stealing their jobs. This is america sooo shouldnt we come first anyway?
@MegaWillzilla Oh please, He is right and everyone knows it, its not rasict, its facts. And if your 'hurt' by it then ii guess you dont buy gas or go to convenience stores owned by anyone but white people huh
wow. you kinda took a stand about illegal people stuff. then you backed out and took the route that we take advantage of them. are you serious!!!!!!!!!! i really thought you were a smart guy but to feel like we take advantage of illegals and not vice versa. are you kidding me???
Masturbating while standing helps milk a greater sperm count.......dont ask how I know this.......But its also harder to get off, while sitting down is easier........
I watched a lot of porn when I was 13.............Thank you Spice Channel......
Lots of illegal immigrants pay taxes so they're used a a scapegoat for the system and economy. I won't deny that there's damage being done because of it, and those people should take the intensive to become legal citizens.
you know what i think the problem is with illegal immigrants, is that we make immigration so FUCKING HARD. having just finished becoming an american citizen, and having lived legally in the u.s. most of my life, i know that immigration is fucking hard. we say we're the land of the free, but we expect people to have hundreds of dollars to move here!?! people move here because they need money, which means THEY DONT ALREADY HAVE IT.
i just became a citizen too, and i agree wit u. its not that immigrants are leeching america. i'm sure if given an opportunity, they'll pay taxes like everybody, instead of workingat the "best jobs" to get legalized. also just a thought
I liked the "pick cotton" analogy. Whenever there is a discussion about outsourcing, there's always people whose argument in favor of outsourcing, is that it makes things cheaper. Its so annoying because outsourcing is great for that purpose, until EVERYTHING starts to get outsourced... Im fine with outsourcing, but come on, lets have a limit, or else EVERYONE will one day be unemployed... jeesh...
lolol dont try to act straight phil we know you gay cut the act your haircut and faggy voice tell all. UNSUBBED DUE TO YOUR GAYNESS/IGNORANCE YOU MEXICAN HATING FAGGOT
Nothing you would consider valid. Ever think of the question you asked? Did you really want an answer? either way, he just rubs me the wrong way, nothing more than that.
there is nothing wrong with people working to support there families. Open our borders give citizenship to those willing to work. And anyone who does'nt agree, look up your own family history, and suprise!!! you'll find immigrates.
anybody that Hates anything other than slavery and hitler is probly just ignorant. most likely. its like, im gonna join the nazis because because my asshole neibor is black and his dog shit on my lawn once
Also there are alot of illegal immigrants who use SS#'s (while yes maybe not their own)which when used they are contributing to taxes and yet not able to file income tax so there are thousands of dollars that the government gets and doesnt have to give back. This has said to be one of the factors that has helped Social Security from calapsing. Oh and they do contribute to the economy when they buy food, clothing, & rent to be able to live here.
in the past 2 days i have probably watched like 60 of your videos, so keep up the good work. Im starting from your first video to the present time, so i only have about 120 videos to go
"thats like saying you look [gay] and trying to make you feel bad about it"
i think waht you meant was that no one can look gay, they can look like a gay sterotype, but you cant tell a persons sexual orentation by their appearance
well actually we do have slavery the majority of fruit, coffee, chocolate from south america is made by slavery. 85% of the typical american outfit is made though slave labor or sweat shops. so yeah even tho theres slavery it still expensive cos of shitholes at walmart
Sue MTV.
Mmohwinkle 1 week ago
His voice sounded different
27alli 3 weeks ago
Wtf?
abanwi 1 month ago
haha i had to wikipedia 16 and pregnant to see when it came out just because that blew my mond to much to handle.
THEmuZAK14 1 month ago
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ProComedy05 3 months ago
Listen to everyone lol
You can sue MTV! Then you can spend the money on cookies!
superkat5551 6 months ago 7
Sue MTV.
Datelesswonders 6 months ago 4
Sue MTV.
MegaDangerous11 8 months ago 4
II think everyone that made you apologize is a loser, they just dont wanna admit to the facts. The truth is we dont abuse them any more than they abuse us. Yeah we pay them less and expect them to work more but they steal everyone else's jobs! And to be honest, they dont really work harder. Ive never seen any of them work harder than me or my family and yet they still manage to push families out on the streets by stealing their jobs. This is america sooo shouldnt we come first anyway?
ohheyitsbritin 1 year ago
Thank you Phil for apologizing I'm still a little hurt but thanks for the apology you're very funny keep up the good work
MegaWillzilla 1 year ago
@MegaWillzilla Oh please, He is right and everyone knows it, its not rasict, its facts. And if your 'hurt' by it then ii guess you dont buy gas or go to convenience stores owned by anyone but white people huh
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Wow what foresight. Love the slavery joke, it was awesome.
BigO8872 1 year ago
Wow what forsight. Love the slavery joke, it was awesome.
BigO8872 1 year ago
i just looked at the views and it's 936,639. 936...639
BookOfMorman 1 year ago
apology was very very appreciated. =) Good job Phil
1313becca1313 1 year ago
phil you should totally sue mtv for taking your idea for 16 and pregnant
shellyzilla 1 year ago 20
How weird is it that there's actually a show now called Sixteen and Pregnant?
Rocoluke27 1 year ago 8
@Rocoluke27 ur right hahaha, i hear it when my girlfriend is watching it and I'm sitting there, trying not to crack up while doing homework
theSpaniar 1 year ago
@Rocoluke27 surprising it came out after this video hm?
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megaSlim77 1 year ago
I was just goiing to saw what Clarissad25 was going to say... oh man you can see the future that boss :p
starlightangel92 1 year ago
Do you realize you called Mtv on the 16 & pregnant thing and now they have 2 shows based on young pregnant women...one with the same exact name. lol.
Clarissad25 2 years ago 6
what happens when you get blocked on youtube?? haha anyway keep it up phil love your vids
airsoftallthetime 2 years ago
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Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
duuuude thats so weird that now theres a show called sixteen and pregnant...
danceiz4me 2 years ago
wow. you kinda took a stand about illegal people stuff. then you backed out and took the route that we take advantage of them. are you serious!!!!!!!!!! i really thought you were a smart guy but to feel like we take advantage of illegals and not vice versa. are you kidding me???
londongage 1 year ago
16 and pregnant. someone stole ur idea phil...SUE!!! hahaha. jk.
iliday19 2 years ago 6
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mhmmveronicaa 2 years ago
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Im bored..
RoseLadie 2 years ago
do you realize, your 16 and pregnant idea is actually a show. you should sue MTV. they stole your idea.
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KabaneTheChristian 2 years ago
lol
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Fight fire with fire
katiepicaso 2 years ago
ugg i hate it when people take racism so seriously
who the fuck cares
damn idiots milk it for all its worth
edgehead31593 2 years ago
Masturbating while standing helps milk a greater sperm count.......dont ask how I know this.......But its also harder to get off, while sitting down is easier........
I watched a lot of porn when I was 13.............Thank you Spice Channel......
CavemanJesus4Life 2 years ago 6
haha its 4 20 min long... ha
SpeedStacker 2 years ago
omg lol . they actually made a show 16 and pregnate!
temari718 2 years ago 5
he can see into the future!!!
FurShurr1316 2 years ago 5
thanks for the apology phil :) you're a good guy.
boonhii 2 years ago 3
lol, you said "hella"
Tavevision 2 years ago 3
Why is it that no matter what video I look at, even if its old as hell, phil is STILL hilarious AND hella cute!?
<3
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who is this fag
nice haircut
shayneif 2 years ago
Fresh Stand up and masturbate I don't know about you but I get the local ham in the fridge .. Woo thats a party
incrinage 2 years ago
lol, you said hella
Dancelikedog 2 years ago 3
FIRST!
Deathbreak911 2 years ago
You weren't a douchebag at ALL! This old video STILL made me laugh!
BitterFlower216 2 years ago
Is that a turtleneck?
TheJourneyIsOurGoal 2 years ago
slavery = cheaper fruit :D
diosyandpanic 2 years ago
legend yet again
jonwolfIII 2 years ago
lol i bet MTV producers saw this & made 16 & pregnant.
Ohliveeahhx3 2 years ago 11
I was just thinking that.
forshizupthespout 2 years ago
i bet cuz i was just like hay wtf didnt they just make a show called 16 & pregnant lol
amdd1470 2 years ago
16 and Pregnant.
xDD
Cutii3Babii3 2 years ago 2
Now theres a show called 16 And Pregnant.
I found the inspiration XD
jujuto1 2 years ago
16 and pregnant? That's really stupid. It's a bunch of sluts that got knocked up?
ZethSlayer 2 years ago
Apparently you dont watch MTV...
Its a show about being sixteen and pregnant...
And, well, I have no right to say if theyre sluts or not.
jujuto1 2 years ago
wat up flyingzebra7
chazfourlife 2 years ago
Holy shit! MTV totally stole your idea about 16 and Pregnant!
flyingzebra7 2 years ago 186
forreallllllllllllllllllllllll
and honestly, coincidence? haha no.
puhatch 2 years ago
i kno its nuts!!! they didnt even change the name!!!
Cadoudle 2 years ago
@flyingzebra7 mtv steals alot of ideas xD mtv is dying slowly..
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dbbacicebeea 2 years ago
Lots of illegal immigrants pay taxes so they're used a a scapegoat for the system and economy. I won't deny that there's damage being done because of it, and those people should take the intensive to become legal citizens.
glassesfreak 2 years ago
it's incentive, idiot
AnonimosArtist 2 years ago
that was @glassesfreak, not phil
AnonimosArtist 2 years ago
Haha loved the show!
One of my favourite so far
TheDryve 2 years ago
"16 and pregnant"
wow, someone's psychic o.o
domineekxDisHardcore 2 years ago
what about all the rich pigs that avoid and taxation?
godismyerection 2 years ago
wow there is actually an mtv show 16 and pregnant
kfrogs13lover 2 years ago 4
XD your kids will have to stand up and mastrubate XD so dam funny man ur hilarious
deidara003 2 years ago 5
no no nooo, even if you dont mean it you dont apologize, comedians dont, and your a comedian to me, say whatever and fook everyone else =]
ryankffx 2 years ago
true but when your loosing 300 subscribers...ehh...
MsWatson100 2 years ago
U Are the funniest guy on YouTube! Have wached all your visds and i realy Think u should keep it on! Greatings from Norway ;)
ATStoltz94 2 years ago 4
NO TAX ON TEA!!!!!!!!!!
starmile001 2 years ago
oh my god!! i love you!!
haha, hilarious
MOOKiiE011 2 years ago
wtf 16 and pregnant is a show now! you can see the future, phil. haha phil of the future. that's actually disney.
rok3r5tyl3 2 years ago 7
holy shit it's true!
marcusstrout 2 years ago 4
LOL this is so funny
rok3r5tyl3 2 years ago
2:22 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hotshotplayer123 2 years ago
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duhh illegal immigrants are ALL leaches... come on phil you're smarter than that....
crusaders36 2 years ago
thank u much for changing or clearing up that racist statement. I would hate ppl seeing my boy friend that way.
Immevu 2 years ago 2
i was one of the people that you forgot to block you dick lol
shauncarter52 2 years ago
you know what i think the problem is with illegal immigrants, is that we make immigration so FUCKING HARD. having just finished becoming an american citizen, and having lived legally in the u.s. most of my life, i know that immigration is fucking hard. we say we're the land of the free, but we expect people to have hundreds of dollars to move here!?! people move here because they need money, which means THEY DONT ALREADY HAVE IT.
Just a thought. :)
VictoriaECann 2 years ago
i just became a citizen too, and i agree wit u. its not that immigrants are leeching america. i'm sure if given an opportunity, they'll pay taxes like everybody, instead of workingat the "best jobs" to get legalized. also just a thought
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axeforyd1uc 2 years ago
4:20 long runtime.
Niiiiice.
YourLordVicious 2 years ago
I liked the "pick cotton" analogy. Whenever there is a discussion about outsourcing, there's always people whose argument in favor of outsourcing, is that it makes things cheaper. Its so annoying because outsourcing is great for that purpose, until EVERYTHING starts to get outsourced... Im fine with outsourcing, but come on, lets have a limit, or else EVERYONE will one day be unemployed... jeesh...
eggiex1 2 years ago
your really liberal for someone who is a registered republican
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lolol dont try to act straight phil we know you gay cut the act your haircut and faggy voice tell all. UNSUBBED DUE TO YOUR GAYNESS/IGNORANCE YOU MEXICAN HATING FAGGOT
mb1471 2 years ago
e~e......um......words cannot express how retarded that comment was....but okay
isketchz 2 years ago 7
@mb1471: I hope you can feel me hating you through the internet.
dnRoyston 2 years ago 3
Your an idiot,he has a girlfriend
girls would probably suck his cock in a second
and im mexican too,hes never hated on us.
fucking ignorant beaner.
Roney408 2 years ago 2
lmfao you're awesome
InfernoX17 2 years ago 2
love the humility. and the rhyme was great!
bgmccrac 2 years ago
Phil... erm dude- It's too late to 'pologise.
gnamp 3 years ago
i love me some illegal immigrants! lolz!!
alannalove2009 3 years ago 3
They complained back in THE ALAMO days about us going over there now look at them. They just dont stop.
footballmaniac88 3 years ago
i am sooo hungry right now..
tylerxXxMcDermott 3 years ago
lol, wow this bananas really expensive, i dunno bout you but i think theshould bring back slavery lol
taurus494 3 years ago 2
when my parents came here illegally
first thing they did was apply for taxes
and social security
i hate the other mexicans who just give us a bad name by just
not doing the same thing
and i think thats wat fucks my race over
happymonkey15 3 years ago 5
Definitely agree. My parents came here illegally, but they followed everything by the book. They applied for citizenship and everything else.
REMsleeper428 3 years ago 3
Phil do you pay taxes on the shirts you sell? Mmmm
dillweed808808 3 years ago
wooooooooo you rock!!!
Laura3cakes 3 years ago 2
"......why did that rhyme?!?"
lmfao.
keepthisquiet 3 years ago
i reached favorite video maxed... 650 videos :( what do i do?!11
DoctorMagicalTrout 3 years ago
darkwestern, get a life.
Phil you Rock!!
tomboygirl13 3 years ago
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this guy annoys the fuck out of me. he is an idiot and i cant believe so many people consider this douche bags opinions as valid.
darkwestern 3 years ago
If you don't like him, then don't watch him... Were you too stupid to figure that out on your own?
ShockensamProduction 3 years ago 3
could u at least give us some reasons besides he annoys u
Agamer88 3 years ago 4
Nothing you would consider valid. Ever think of the question you asked? Did you really want an answer? either way, he just rubs me the wrong way, nothing more than that.
darkwestern 3 years ago
Whatever it's you're opinion ya i can get how he annoys u
Agamer88 3 years ago
thank you =]
darkwestern 3 years ago
my dad is an immigrant...But its k cause he works for microsoft :)
DoctorMagicalTrout 3 years ago
must be one of those people that answers the tech support phone calls that you cant understand..loool
polock2112 3 years ago
is that why Vista crashes so often?
Carbunkulous 3 years ago
I think none of this matters because the word turks sound really funny. Who agrees?
newman10155 3 years ago
lol
jonisback1643 3 years ago
hey im turkish and i think everything about the country is funny, ever seen a whirling dervish, those dudes spin around in circles for hours on end
shrekantor 3 years ago 2
now i would agree that turks are the problem but suit urself :)
LOGonover 3 years ago 2
there is nothing wrong with people working to support there families. Open our borders give citizenship to those willing to work. And anyone who does'nt agree, look up your own family history, and suprise!!! you'll find immigrates.
badssmofoyahoo 3 years ago
My ancestors immigrated legally. :)
vixensox 3 years ago 6
I Love You Phil
JesseTheGod 3 years ago 2
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It's too late to apologize....
MichaelRyanShow 3 years ago
phil is the amazing man
icecreamman2408 3 years ago 4
wow!! he really can talk about anyhting
oiviey 3 years ago 5
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dOUCHEBAG!
sts3234 3 years ago
really good episode!
CrittyWitty 3 years ago
omfg... fuckin funny....
magne085 3 years ago 2
haha slavery... haha this whole video was great
BigO8872 3 years ago 4
I miss this voice, your voice has changed!! Either way I love you
WoogieWoos 3 years ago
lol i like WHO YOU ARE... if that doesnt sound completely gay
you kinda of remind me of the inner nerd i have inside me.
and thats a compliment because my inner nerd rocks. lol
GREAT VIDEOS. top notch sheeeit.
NikiNaya08 3 years ago
You know...it takes a big man to admit he oversimplified things. If everyone did that, there would be no American Political system left!
LemurScat97 3 years ago
how about we put all the non handicapped welfare recipients in the fruit picking industry, force illegals to leave and abolish welfare in one move?
noothername2pick 3 years ago
anybody that Hates anything other than slavery and hitler is probly just ignorant. most likely. its like, im gonna join the nazis because because my asshole neibor is black and his dog shit on my lawn once
boneyardfox 3 years ago
i dont like how he acted but hitler was a smart guy
Flipthatchicken 3 years ago
i hate illegals. dont apologize
mitchhustad 3 years ago
Illegals hate you too
alcaponex3 3 years ago
you said hella.
phil we have a problem :P
hahahahahaha.
what?! you GAINED subscribers by saying ignorant shit?! are you saying there are ignorant people on youtube?! WHATTTT! i can't believe it.
;)
rachelstegasaurus 3 years ago
Cheaper Fruit LOL
YomammaScrtlvr 3 years ago
phillip defranco...i find your videos highly addicting.
aaidaxoh 3 years ago 13
masturbate standing up rotflmao
katojizzly 3 years ago
Awesome video Phil. Hilarious and delivered well.
XboxLiveAnchorman 3 years ago 3
Also there are alot of illegal immigrants who use SS#'s (while yes maybe not their own)which when used they are contributing to taxes and yet not able to file income tax so there are thousands of dollars that the government gets and doesnt have to give back. This has said to be one of the factors that has helped Social Security from calapsing. Oh and they do contribute to the economy when they buy food, clothing, & rent to be able to live here.
Just a little known info : ) Thanks 4 the apology
orozcoee01 3 years ago 2
ok apology accepted :)
and yes--it is WAY too complicated to make a blanket statement like that
werejisima 3 years ago 2
tax youtube???
way to own up good job
lpobz0 3 years ago
i understand ur point and u know ur apology i think u handled that real well dude
and u dead right about that jamie lynn spears thing that would have made a great show!!!
keybladechosn1 3 years ago
ha good shit
antiwowwy 3 years ago
i know you probley dont care now..
because you made this video in 2007
but i am extreamly talented at web design.
so if you still need help leave me a comment.
accounttime 3 years ago 2
see phil i like your videos for two reasons...1. your fucking hilarious
2. the comments people leave on your videos are fucking hilarious
mental125 3 years ago 8
lol it rhymed
WulfenF0x 3 years ago
Slavery......Cheaper Fruit!!!
Kelsiisme 3 years ago
ppl hate on you cos they want to be you ^^
Flamomatic 3 years ago 6
lol masturbate standing up
blackcatxlllliu 3 years ago 5
I've done that before...it aint that bad actually.
jasonjimm88 3 years ago 2
your flaming
Avril515 3 years ago
haha ilovethis(:
he's wayyy hilariouss.
WhatStephanyThinks 3 years ago
HAHA Falopian Tubes!
MLGHaIo3 3 years ago
Only Squares stand up when they masterbate!
CSPWestside 3 years ago 3
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I'm so happy for Jamie Lynn Spears.
Aloverssoulz 3 years ago
in the past 2 days i have probably watched like 60 of your videos, so keep up the good work. Im starting from your first video to the present time, so i only have about 120 videos to go
CDev1169 3 years ago 4
its funny becuase its true
zrg48 3 years ago 2
okay its 5:20 in the morning now. i've watched like. idk. over 50 of your videos
proly even more xD
idk
ahahahha
roberto366 3 years ago 4
i do that all the time!
thenambsaidxx 3 years ago 4
why didnt jamie lynns boyfriend get charged for rape? she is underage... like wtf
th3d3t0x 3 years ago 3
because he's underage also...duh
jasonjimm88 3 years ago
CHEAPER FRUIT YOU SAY?! :D :D :D
FREAKINGRobby 3 years ago
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dude u look gay
deademoguy 3 years ago
wow, and thats an insult. thats like saying you look black and trying to make you feel bad about it. Really? Ya ass...
gamefreak323 3 years ago 2
lol actually,
saying that is implying the fact that hes gay
"thats like saying you look [gay] and trying to make you feel bad about it"
i think waht you meant was that no one can look gay, they can look like a gay sterotype, but you cant tell a persons sexual orentation by their appearance
dawn273hall 3 years ago
haha :D u´r cute :D
VampireKick 3 years ago 4
well actually we do have slavery the majority of fruit, coffee, chocolate from south america is made by slavery. 85% of the typical american outfit is made though slave labor or sweat shops. so yeah even tho theres slavery it still expensive cos of shitholes at walmart
justagirl161 3 years ago 4