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  • Sue MTV.

  • His voice sounded different

  • Wtf?

  • haha i had to wikipedia 16 and pregnant to see when it came out just because that blew my mond to much to handle.

  • Listen to everyone lol

    You can sue MTV! Then you can spend the money on cookies!

  • Sue MTV.

  • Sue MTV.

  • II think everyone that made you apologize is a loser, they just dont wanna admit to the facts. The truth is we dont abuse them any more than they abuse us. Yeah we pay them less and expect them to work more but they steal everyone else's jobs! And to be honest, they dont really work harder. Ive never seen any of them work harder than me or my family and yet they still manage to push families out on the streets by stealing their jobs. This is america sooo shouldnt we come first anyway?

  • Thank you Phil for apologizing I'm still a little hurt but thanks for the apology you're very funny keep up the good work

  • @MegaWillzilla Oh please, He is right and everyone knows it, its not rasict, its facts. And if your 'hurt' by it then ii guess you dont buy gas or go to convenience stores owned by anyone but white people huh

  • Wow what forsight. Love the slavery joke, it was awesome.

  • i just looked at the views and it's 936,639. 936...639

  • apology was very very appreciated. =) Good job Phil

  • phil you should totally sue mtv for taking your idea for 16 and pregnant

  • How weird is it that there's actually a show now called Sixteen and Pregnant?

  • @Rocoluke27 ur right hahaha, i hear it when my girlfriend is watching it and I'm sitting there, trying not to crack up while doing homework

  • @Rocoluke27 surprising it came out after this video hm?

  • I was just goiing to saw what Clarissad25 was going to say... oh man you can see the future that boss :p

  • Do you realize you called Mtv on the 16 & pregnant thing and now they have 2 shows based on young pregnant women...one with the same exact name. lol.

  • what happens when you get blocked on youtube?? haha anyway keep it up phil love your vids

  • duuuude thats so weird that now theres a show called sixteen and pregnant...

  • wow. you kinda took a stand about illegal people stuff. then you backed out and took the route that we take advantage of them. are you serious!!!!!!!!!! i really thought you were a smart guy but to feel like we take advantage of illegals and not vice versa. are you kidding me???

  • 16 and pregnant. someone stole ur idea phil...SUE!!! hahaha. jk.

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  • do you realize, your 16 and pregnant idea is actually a show. you should sue MTV. they stole your idea.

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  • lol

  • ugg i hate it when people take racism so seriously

    who the fuck cares

    damn idiots milk it for all its worth

  • Masturbating while standing helps milk a greater sperm count.......dont ask how I know this.......But its also harder to get off, while sitting down is easier........

    I watched a lot of porn when I was 13.............Thank you Spice Channel......

  • haha its 4 20 min long... ha

  • omg lol . they actually made a show 16 and pregnate!

  • he can see into the future!!!

  • thanks for the apology phil :) you're a good guy.

  • lol, you said "hella"

  • Why is it that no matter what video I look at, even if its old as hell, phil is STILL hilarious AND hella cute!?

    <3

  • Fresh Stand up and masturbate I don't know about you but I get the local ham in the fridge .. Woo thats a party

  • lol, you said hella

  • FIRST!

  • You weren't a douchebag at ALL! This old video STILL made me laugh!

  • Is that a turtleneck?

  • slavery = cheaper fruit :D

  • legend yet again

  • lol i bet MTV producers saw this & made 16 & pregnant.

  • I was just thinking that.

  • i bet cuz i was just like hay wtf didnt they just make a show called 16 & pregnant lol

  • 16 and Pregnant.

    xDD

  • Now theres a show called 16 And Pregnant.

    I found the inspiration XD

  • 16 and pregnant? That's really stupid. It's a bunch of sluts that got knocked up?

  • Apparently you dont watch MTV...

    Its a show about being sixteen and pregnant...

    And, well, I have no right to say if theyre sluts or not.

  • wat up flyingzebra7

  • Holy shit! MTV totally stole your idea about 16 and Pregnant!

  • forreallllllllllllllllllllllll

    and honestly, coincidence? haha no.

  • i kno its nuts!!! they didnt even change the name!!!

  • @flyingzebra7 mtv steals alot of ideas xD mtv is dying slowly..

  • Lots of illegal immigrants pay taxes so they're used a a scapegoat for the system and economy. I won't deny that there's damage being done because of it, and those people should take the intensive to become legal citizens.

  • it's incentive, idiot

  • that was @glassesfreak, not phil

  • Haha loved the show!

    One of my favourite so far

  • "16 and pregnant"

    wow, someone's psychic o.o

  • what about all the rich pigs that avoid and taxation?

  • wow there is actually an mtv show 16 and pregnant

  • XD your kids will have to stand up and mastrubate XD so dam funny man ur hilarious

  • no no nooo, even if you dont mean it you dont apologize, comedians dont, and your a comedian to me, say whatever and fook everyone else =]

  • true but when your loosing 300 subscribers...ehh...

  • U Are the funniest guy on YouTube! Have wached all your visds and i realy Think u should keep it on! Greatings from Norway ;)

  • NO TAX ON TEA!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh my god!! i love you!!

    haha, hilarious

  • wtf 16 and pregnant is a show now! you can see the future, phil. haha phil of the future. that's actually disney.

  • holy shit it's true!

  • LOL this is so funny

  • 2:22 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thank u much for changing or clearing up that racist statement. I would hate ppl seeing my boy friend that way.

  • i was one of the people that you forgot to block you dick lol

  • you know what i think the problem is with illegal immigrants, is that we make immigration so FUCKING HARD. having just finished becoming an american citizen, and having lived legally in the u.s. most of my life, i know that immigration is fucking hard. we say we're the land of the free, but we expect people to have hundreds of dollars to move here!?! people move here because they need money, which means THEY DONT ALREADY HAVE IT.

    Just a thought. :)

  • i just became a citizen too, and i agree wit u. its not that immigrants are leeching america. i'm sure if given an opportunity, they'll pay taxes like everybody, instead of workingat the "best jobs" to get legalized. also just a thought

  • 4:20 long runtime.

    Niiiiice.

  • I liked the "pick cotton" analogy. Whenever there is a discussion about outsourcing, there's always people whose argument in favor of outsourcing, is that it makes things cheaper. Its so annoying because outsourcing is great for that purpose, until EVERYTHING starts to get outsourced... Im fine with outsourcing, but come on, lets have a limit, or else EVERYONE will one day be unemployed... jeesh...

  • your really liberal for someone who is a registered republican

  • e~e......um......words cannot express how retarded that comment was....but okay

  • @mb1471: I hope you can feel me hating you through the internet.

  • Your an idiot,he has a girlfriend

    girls would probably suck his cock in a second

    and im mexican too,hes never hated on us.

    fucking ignorant beaner.

  • lmfao you're awesome

  • love the humility. and the rhyme was great!

  • Phil... erm dude- It's too late to 'pologise.

  • i love me some illegal immigrants! lolz!!

  • They complained back in THE ALAMO days about us going over there now look at them. They just dont stop.

  • i am sooo hungry right now..

  • lol, wow this bananas really expensive, i dunno bout you but i think theshould bring back slavery lol

  • when my parents came here illegally

    first thing they did was apply for taxes

    and social security

    i hate the other mexicans who just give us a bad name by just

    not doing the same thing

    and i think thats wat fucks my race over

  • Definitely agree. My parents came here illegally, but they followed everything by the book. They applied for citizenship and everything else.

  • Phil do you pay taxes on the shirts you sell? Mmmm

  • wooooooooo you rock!!!

  • "......why did that rhyme?!?"

    lmfao.

  • i reached favorite video maxed... 650 videos :( what do i do?!11

  • darkwestern, get a life.

    Phil you Rock!!

  • If you don't like him, then don't watch him... Were you too stupid to figure that out on your own?

  • could u at least give us some reasons besides he annoys u

  • Nothing you would consider valid. Ever think of the question you asked? Did you really want an answer? either way, he just rubs me the wrong way, nothing more than that.

  • Whatever it's you're opinion ya i can get how he annoys u

  • thank you =]

  • my dad is an immigrant...But its k cause he works for microsoft :)

  • must be one of those people that answers the tech support phone calls that you cant understand..loool

  • is that why Vista crashes so often?

  • I think none of this matters because the word turks sound really funny. Who agrees?

  • lol

  • hey im turkish and i think everything about the country is funny, ever seen a whirling dervish, those dudes spin around in circles for hours on end

  • now i would agree that turks are the problem but suit urself :)

  • there is nothing wrong with people working to support there families. Open our borders give citizenship to those willing to work. And anyone who does'nt agree, look up your own family history, and suprise!!! you'll find immigrates.

  • My ancestors immigrated legally. :)

  • I Love You Phil

  • phil is the amazing man

  • wow!! he really can talk about anyhting

  • really good episode!

  • omfg... fuckin funny....

  • haha slavery... haha this whole video was great

  • I miss this voice, your voice has changed!! Either way I love you

  • lol i like WHO YOU ARE... if that doesnt sound completely gay

    you kinda of remind me of the inner nerd i have inside me.

    and thats a compliment because my inner nerd rocks. lol

    GREAT VIDEOS. top notch sheeeit.

  • You know...it takes a big man to admit he oversimplified things. If everyone did that, there would be no American Political system left!

  • how about we put all the non handicapped welfare recipients in the fruit picking industry, force illegals to leave and abolish welfare in one move?

  • anybody that Hates anything other than slavery and hitler is probly just ignorant. most likely. its like, im gonna join the nazis because because my asshole neibor is black and his dog shit on my lawn once

  • i dont like how he acted but hitler was a smart guy

  • i hate illegals. dont apologize

  • Illegals hate you too

  • you said hella.

    phil we have a problem :P

    hahahahahaha.

    what?! you GAINED subscribers by saying ignorant shit?! are you saying there are ignorant people on youtube?! WHATTTT! i can't believe it.

    ;)

  • Cheaper Fruit LOL

  • phillip defranco...i find your videos highly addicting.

  • masturbate standing up rotflmao

  • Awesome video Phil. Hilarious and delivered well.

  • Also there are alot of illegal immigrants who use SS#'s (while yes maybe not their own)which when used they are contributing to taxes and yet not able to file income tax so there are thousands of dollars that the government gets and doesnt have to give back. This has said to be one of the factors that has helped Social Security from calapsing. Oh and they do contribute to the economy when they buy food, clothing, & rent to be able to live here.

    Just a little known info : ) Thanks 4 the apology

  • ok apology accepted :)

    and yes--it is WAY too complicated to make a blanket statement like that

  • tax youtube???

    way to own up good job

  • i understand ur point and u know ur apology i think u handled that real well dude

    and u dead right about that jamie lynn spears thing that would have made a great show!!!

  • ha good shit

  • i know you probley dont care now..

    because you made this video in 2007

    but i am extreamly talented at web design.

    so if you still need help leave me a comment.

  • see phil i like your videos for two reasons...1. your fucking hilarious

    2. the comments people leave on your videos are fucking hilarious

  • lol it rhymed

  • Slavery......Cheaper Fruit!!!

  • ppl hate on you cos they want to be you ^^

  • lol masturbate standing up

  • I've done that before...it aint that bad actually.

  • your flaming

  • haha ilovethis(:

    he's wayyy hilariouss.

  • HAHA Falopian Tubes!

  • Only Squares stand up when they masterbate!

  • in the past 2 days i have probably watched like 60 of your videos, so keep up the good work. Im starting from your first video to the present time, so i only have about 120 videos to go

  • its funny becuase its true

  • okay its 5:20 in the morning now. i've watched like. idk. over 50 of your videos

    proly even more xD

    idk

    ahahahha

  • i do that all the time!

  • why didnt jamie lynns boyfriend get charged for rape? she is underage... like wtf

  • because he's underage also...duh

  • CHEAPER FRUIT YOU SAY?! :D :D :D

  • wow, and thats an insult. thats like saying you look black and trying to make you feel bad about it. Really? Ya ass...

  • lol actually,

    saying that is implying the fact that hes gay

    "thats like saying you look [gay] and trying to make you feel bad about it"

    i think waht you meant was that no one can look gay, they can look like a gay sterotype, but you cant tell a persons sexual orentation by their appearance

  • haha :D u´r cute :D

  • well actually we do have slavery the majority of fruit, coffee, chocolate from south america is made by slavery. 85% of the typical american outfit is made though slave labor or sweat shops. so yeah even tho theres slavery it still expensive cos of shitholes at walmart