Palin puts faith in God for 2012

[Ekit357]

I'd plow that.

[PredatorG8mer]

are we gonna die?!

[AndromedaFollowsMe]

Prematurely plow.

[TVWriterGuy]

Please, God, please, oh please, please, please let this comic strip character be the final GOP pick to run. We need the belly laughs.

[vinyl45s4ever]

@ivlfounder That's cute! Can you prove that Jesus EVER wrote anything HIMSELF? Wasn't he a teacher and a scholar? Looks more like He was ILLITERATE.

All the people he met didn't write ANYTHING down either. They must not have been very impressed.

All of the written proof was fabricated many decades later. Sounds like FICTION, not any kind of historical account.

Is God on lunch break? Didn't He personally take care of communications? He's conveniently hiding now. Real convincing truth, honest!

[ftjax]

Greta the lesbo & her gal pal Sarah....

[connorgow]

What the fuck is this bitch talking about? 

[shatner99]

Super tard.

[45iceopen]

I don't have TV, but after seeing some of these faux news videos on youtube I now understand why anyone with some reason in their head doesn't have a good opinion about the channel.

[19face85]

if its good for her thats how these ppl think

[mikesgtrs1]

she knows what will really happen

[riverjack24]

Palin tells god what to do.... "Don't let me miss that open door!"

[omarragbag1]

@riverjack24 hahahahah !!!! totally . shes reallllllllly dumb

[omegaheartless]

So you heard it guys, Sarah Palin likes plowing through doors in the name of god....there's a sexual joke in that statement somewhere.

[NiNJack]

it wouldnt be good for the nation! don't plow!

[surfer53]

I don't understand why people can't see this. Forget about Sarah Palin. It's not about her. Right and Left, the media continues to ask her irrelevant questions. No wonder she sounds this way. The Right wants her to sound down to earth and God-fearing, and the Left wants to make her sound simplistic and stupid. It's too bad I don't get a say in it. Right and Left people are just mimicking what they've heard from their base without any thought. I don't know what to think about her.

[razorath92]

God is a fucking joke. It's fake, Sarah Palin's a moron. Course that's just obvious.

[GravityJackal]

Two words DUMB BITCH

[jokesmalone]

i love how she said "in 12 or... four years later." how much you wanna bet her brain couldn't calculate 16 fast enough???

[legitfreek]

"God if there is a open door to a bunker or a bus when the shit hits the fan please don't let me miss it"...Thats what she meant.

[MountMarcyNY]

when a politician has nothing meaningful to say they go off on trash like faith, flag, family to jerk of the feeble minds on the base

[ahmedilahi]

Am i the only one that thought she meant the catrastrophe that's goign to happen in 2012? lol

[laddsam64]

I just think that the presidency, the parties, and politics in general should be looked over, personally I'd rather have a president with a little more experience. But that's just me so..

[DeadFishFactory]

She put faith in God to let her and McCain win in 2008, and we all know how that turned out.

[laddsam64]

Screw Obama he is a very crappy president, get off the tonight show and do some fucking politics, asshole.

[HearingEveryRhyme]

@laddsam64 What do you want him to do?  Realize that every weekend Bush went back to his ranch. It is amazing how much shit we give presidents when they don't have that much power, most of it lies in the Legislative branch. The economy has stabilized and we have seen 9 consecutive months of private sector growth, that is truly remarkable considering the damage that was made by a lack of regulation prior to 2005.

Google "whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar" and go to the first site.

[nightcrawler2099]

@laddsam64 so you would rather have mc`cain/palin?

[Sweence]

Faith in stuff we don't know is dangerous. You heathens will enjoy my short animation "Religious Fanatic tries to convert an Atheist" on my channel. Brace yourself, and pass it along.

[iamsagacity]

Sara Palin: Fuck your god.

[carnypimp]

For this reason the Tea Party supports Jesus and government FUCK YOU! We do not need religion hope you lose BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juel92]

How much weed did she smoke before that interview?

[SaintFookinJimmy]

I wouldn't want someone who is relying on faith to be sitting in office with their finger on the button.

[starnear]

US is will no longer be decision maker in future, decrease in the spirutual status will have same proportion of derease in culture status, wealth and authority. It happened through out the history, and u will see it in 2020, by the time u have athest president US, US will no longer be US:)

[mtnlogistics]

@starnear so by your logic, you're saying that because america is becoming "less spiritual", we are losing our status as a super power. so let me ask you, who is taking our place in the global economy? i'll tell you who...non-religious countries such as china and most of western europe. so actually, it seems that we are losing our status BECAUSE we are still making policies and laws that stem from the belief in a 2,000 year old book.

[starnear]

@mtnlogistics Hello, these east asian developing countries which never had christinity before are now growing @ unprecedent rate since the loosening of restrictions on religion by the People's Republic since the 1970s. Indigenous Chinese Christianity has been growing at a rate unparalleled in history in recent years, where us its declining in US

[MountMarcyNY]

@starnear Your thesis makes no sense, it is just typical theocon drivel.

[LOL1994jake]

palin is a noob, but i would not say no to her sucking my dick.

[DEricKesler]

@LOL1994jake It is completely acceptable to attack a person’s ideas or thoughts or beliefs. It is not acceptable to attack a person just because they are female. Misogyny, like racism, has no place in civil discourse.

[gta747]

hopefully she has so much faith that she sits on her retarded ass while the world 4gets about her existance

[jjason55740]

In a democracy faith in god is meaningless unless the people have faith in the candidate.  Is she asking god to commit voter fraud?

[Qieth]

"I cant predict whats gonna happen a DAY from now"

.. which is why you shouldn't run for office :P

[elantriv]

google Doe's Account, mindblowing

[rorrimsalucard]

Why the hell is a supposed "Christian" country getting so worked up about the mayan calender. You all are taking Pagan belief and putting it in a Christian context. stupid stupid people

[nzddkq]

hey rorrimsalucard, normally i would agree with you. However, I think if a 'pagan' culture agrees with a universal truth, it doesn't make that truth any less valid.  It just means a certain group of people have valid insight. Nor does it mean that all insights they have are valid. it's important to recognize certain truths in whatever situations, people groups, religious beliefs, etc. eat the meat and spit out the bones

[jjason55740]

@rorrimsalucard lol superstition. I always put Christians on the spot about believing in ghosts,astrology, and native revelations lol People create new superstition and then add it to there already existing mythology to make it more interesting.

[SupFag1]

@rorrimsalucard she's not talking about the mayan calendar. she's talking about running for president in 2012...

[ReligiousFiction]

wait... in my neck of the woods (Texas), conservative christians are all in a tizzy because the world is supposed to end in 2012. That wouldn't make for great campaign promises, would it?

[defexorcist]

Yes sir, I'm in Texas as well...I find it odd that many Christians believe in a Mayan prophesy. Perhaps if they didnt eliminate the Aztec and Inca cultures, they would have a different outlook. As for Palin here, I sure hope she doesnt get elected based solely on her milf-factor (that most of what she's got!)

[ThieleM]

Palin is the biggest idiot on the planet.  She doesnt have the intellect to be in charge of a subway...no wonder Alaska is so f'ed.

[riverjack24]

BOYCOTT FOX NEWS (spread the word)

[Freelook1993]

@riverjack24 i hate people like you. I do not watch fox news, i do not agree with fox news, i am guessing you are the same. How is boycotting something that you don't use effecting anything?

[riverjack24]

@Freelook1993 Hate? That's a strong word. And interesting that you use it to explain your feelings about someone you don't know. "How is boycotting something that you don't use AFFECTING anything?" (you should learn to spell, by the way). When people boycott something, they generally don't "use" it - that's how a boycott works! I would also boycott HATE, and I don't use that either.

[kontoman]

hey dude up they we are siners, butt you know its almost 2012, so i think i believe in you now and will light a candle and stuff, o common quickly save my ass xDD

[teflonKONG09]

what does she mean when she says "i dont know who is going to be apart of it"

[FrancisW22]

daaaaaaaaaaamn good spot lol, she's in on the whole NWO savin themselves and forget about the rest of us, thats y shes sayin, if there is an open door, dont let me miss the an open door, ill plough through it, takin the piss outta the ppl who cant get in the door lol

[Wesredfield]

damn no lie MILF

[rylayt]

Love it ( every knee will bow) thats what God said! God will decide when the end of the world is.

[ThieleM]

This woman is the biggest threat to the future of the presidency EVER.

[konistiger]

God bless sarah palin

[konistiger]

every knee will bow

[timsteed99]

Only if your IMAGINARY SKY DADDY breaks both of my knees - even then - my power of reason will still SMITE yaweh!

[konistiger]

thats your choice

[Aasimar42]

"Faith is a big part of my life."

Immediate loss of my vote, not that you had it before.

[dex1391]

@Aasimar42

ok cool... keep voting for the atheist candidate...

[carnypimp]

@dex1391 What Atheist candidate? I wont to know they will have my vote.

[dex1391]

@carnypimp

Never going to happen. The last thing we need is a president that's actually more of an immoral liar than the piece of shit we have now...

[carnypimp]

@dex1391 What about the piece of shit we had last eight years before that and the four years before Clinton. Im Agnostic but I would rather have an atheist. Immoral big deal! Jobs, energy saving more important. The problem with the US is not atheist it is parents not teaching respect or demanding it from there children. Nobody has to have religion to be a good person. Obama is a christian he just respects amendment 1!

[MountMarcyNY]

@dex1391 But teabaggers like you were up W's ass for 8 years, go listen to talk radio where you are obviously getting all your ideas

[dex1391]

@MountMarcyNY

LOL oh nice... Very mature...

Go cry with your commie buddies about the ass whipping you took on the election...

[MountMarcyNY]

@dex1391 Mature? hah, how is one supposed to respond to your brainless dishonest accusations? Where did you get your nonsense about Obama doing anything against the 1st Amendment. Only stupid low class fools who admire Palin & listen to talk radio use such childishly inaccurate terms like "Commie". People like you need to be reminded that since you are stupid & uneducated, your opinion means nothing. You an idiot and you should accept it then do something to improve yourself.

[dex1391]

@MountMarcyNY

LOL Do you live in your very own special island called straw-man land?

Wow... Too funny.

I love watching you left wing extremists cry as you lose power. I love watching you clinch your fists in anger as you watch your stranglehold on the American people diminish. It's music to my ears and beautiful for my eyes.

[dex1391]

@MountMarcyNY

BTW,... LOL if you're going to attempt to strawman and insult someone elses intelligence you may want to avoid ignorant statements like.

"You an idiot and you should accept it"

LMAO... hahahaha That is way too funny for me to ignore it...

I guess you've proven who's the uneducated one.

Thanks for that laughs.. 

[mammers11]

@dex1391 "Thanks for that laughs..."

Didn't you just mock someone else for their grammar?

[dex1391]

@mammers11

Actually, it was for ignorance.

Yup... Thanks for THE laughs.

Feel better now?

[mammers11]

@dex1391 Aww put some ice on it.

[dex1391]

@mammers11

What's that a class of crown?

[dex1391]

@carnypimp

You sound just like Obama... Bush is gone... Get over it.

We need to worry about the idiot we have in there now. He's a Christian but he pisses all over the 1st amendment.

He has destroyed the economy with his massive spending. I can't wait to vote this retard out...

Worst president since Carter...

[MountMarcyNY]

@dex1391 The only retard is you, with your paranoid non existent threats and your failure to notice the economy is improving.

[dex1391]

@MountMarcyNY

LOL... Nice ad hominem attack...

What threats... lol... nice... idiot...

The economy is shit. Obama's a joke.

I can't wait till he's gone.

less than 2 years to go...

[surfer53]

@Aasimar42 Great, that's all we need. Are there no sane people in the middle who don't care one way or the other? Just give me someone who understands the economy and can do the job. Between political Christians and political atheists, the system is toast. That's my problem with Sarah Palin. It's always about some superficial issue, not about her record or her policies. I don't know what this woman stands for at all. The God stuff is becoming cliched. I'm still undecided.

[chowpappy]

fear-mongering exploitation of the weak minded. paranoid jezoid neocons are so easily manipulated.

[BenAliGtor]

I'm GLAD she "puts her faith in God for 2012". God needs a good laugh every now & then too--and who better to provide one than Palin?

[jmsimpson11]

if she's relying on faith for her re-election then we wont see her again! YAY!

[originalname33]

the world is going to be SO different in 2012.

[ushadrons]

Amen! The power of love will conquer the love of power!

[originalname33]

thank god somebody sees the bright side of the whole 2012 thing.

its just ascension imo...i think that this planet obeys the laws of physics, and like water or anything, when it increases to a high enough vibration, it will vaporize...humans and Earth will do the same, spiritually.

because we are spirit after all. what the maya said was this solar system will near the center of this galaxy, a higher energy. this is so much more important than all these political semantics.

[ushadrons]

In all things there is either certainty or uncertainty. Beingness is not attached to physicality or language. The unseen is unfolding. What is said or written is the machinations of speculators. We hadrons are the chairs we sit on and the air we breathe.

[originalname33]

yes. while I emphasize what the Mayas said, they stressed one thing more than any; we have the power. our thoughts and emotions collectively are more significant than any Federal Bill or Currency.

[ushadrons]

Or any thing known.

[originalname33]

everything except love

[NewUnderwear]

Forget about the presidential campaign in 2012 Palin. The world is gonna end anyway. Just party like it's the 1990s.

[ushadrons]

RUSH/PALIN could be the Republican DREAM TEAM in 2012. Nothing would serve this country better. This great nation would have the opportunity to see the most evolved and brightest members of the Grand Old Party.Their unique abilities to express the position of the Right would act as a becon of light to the American people. When the American people realize the light is an oncoming train loaded wiyh ignorance and fear, they will, as in 2008, vote this party of dangerous dinosaurs into oblivion.

[BenAliGtor]

"RUSH/PALIN .. the Republican DREAM TEAM in 2012."

Agreed. Nothing could better assure the election of President Obama. A veep candidate who needed 6 years at 5 colleges to get a 4 year degree in "communications", and a presidential candidate who washed out of "Southwest Missouri State University" after failing every course.

Bring it on- it'll be an even prettier massacre of the GOP than 2006 or 2008.

[ushadrons]

BenAliGtor,

As an attorney you have to read the entire document. I know the first four (4) sentences are painful to read, they were painful to write. You can't have a punchline without a setup. Please read the comment again, and pay close attention to the fifth (5) sentence. I think we are on the same team.

[BenAliGtor]

ushadrons, I got it. And it was an expansion of your own reducto.

[ushadrons]

Copy that!

[LickMyCuntMoFo]

Go to the dictionary and look up dumbass, and you will find her picture.

[XD00155]

She might win but let us not forget about Hillary Clinton

She failed miserably

[evb4mvp]

clinton is a million time better than palin

[jonnyisleet]

2012 US Presidential Election -

Sarah Palin: The "Jesus is MY VP!" Campaign

[oldspice420]

sarah palin is epic failin

[OpinionatedBriton]

Its amazing some people wanted her as vice president. Palin = Moron.

[DoubtingThomas666]

Two parents get grilled over their religious beliefs.

watch?v=GZfqJR_rqNY&feature=ch­annel_page

[thugnowpimplater]

fuck sarah palin

[AllenFTW]

fuck you

[dehvja]

Hard to imagine Americans ever electing this dumb religion fanatic as president but hey, they elected George Bush.. twice. But this woman makes George Bush look like a liberal genius. That's a scary thing to ever happen.

[Ryannpwns]

Palin is as dumb as a box of rocks!

lol its so sad listening to her on national television

[baeball101]

very true

[ninendowii2000]

all signs point to no on this one get real do you actually think its true lol

[MalaMucika]

And that woman palin is mentally sick also. It can be see all over her face and eyes.

[divine137]

Sarah Palin/Bobby Jindal for President and Vice-President in 2012!!!! Finally, thank God! God is "Washing" Washinton D.C.!!!

[MalaMucika]

World wont end its just that israeli zionist illuminati elite vatican london freemason and so on will kill and enslave the planet. They are the only god and when they invented god they meant them. And they are god only for the humans and no one else in this universe. So they are mentally sick, thats all they really are.

[califoniania]

She wants to plow through a door that's open -_-

[Bloodsport1]

Palin is the Babylon whore speak about in Revelations.

[BankOfLulz]

In 2012 the world will end. So it doesn't matter if this cunt gets elected.

[akinadownhillace]

Faith and NUCLEAR weapons...Hmmmm...

[SHSH1212]

one hell of a suicide bombing lmao

[edgarshere]

Hillary(Democrat) vs Palin(Republican) for 2012....shit

[HippieKnight]

Palin is an idiot. You can't put one of the most highly important jobs possible in the hands of faith. The point of becoming vice president (or president, for that matter) is to find solutions to problems using logic, not blind entrustment in a non-existent super-being. Please, everyone, do not give power to a dumbass like Palin. Peace

[muzik313]

have you ever listened to biden or pelosi talk?

[TSM8088]

Hmmmm...Maybe she's right. This just in: I think God wants me to plow her open door too.

[Seeeepeeee]

what's wrong with this? it's great!

[sematic1]

Google fruit fly research before you think about funding please.. stupid... See U Next Tuesday

[beans1971]

Lord this broad still giving interviews?Why?I believe in God and I believe there is an open door for a stampede of rampaging moose to plow through her and avenge their bretheren.lol

[PapaMagnum]

Okay, well, like, I love God. And like, if God, like, wants me to go through the open door to the presidency, I can like, plow through it.

[sematic1]

Now that was funny.

[ShadeeFan]

It is absolutely terrifying and disgusting that 60,000,000 of my fellow Americans had no problem with this stewardess being one 72-year-old heartbeat away from the presidency.

[548768]

Do you know what Fox News calls state-of-denial? Conviction.

[Greenandscaly]

Come back in 2012, sweetheart, and pick Joe the Plumber as your VP. Obama might win all 50 states then!

[kobrettidivetti]

LOL, brilliant.

[closedmouth]

what the fuck...

[TheTrueNitpicker]

watch your mouth! dirty mouthy. closed mouth yeah right! shut up!

[closedmouth]

okay then

[flipside3512]

ill show her an open door.. into the kitchen to bake me a fucking pie

[mrnormyoung]

I am in no way, shape or form a fan of Palin, but there is no need to get sexist.

[spartanvengance]

wtf is sexist about wanting some pie?

[chazcov08]

This idiot would NEVER be good for our nation. I hope her 15 minutes are up very soon!

[bkvs]

Sarah Palin is HYPOMANIC...she has a serious personality/mental disorder folks....just look it up...she could go psycho untreated.

[bkvs]

ONLY a MANIC MORON would think GOD TALKS to her...WHY WOULD GOD WANTS A MORON LIKE HER TO RUN??? WHY??

[jet33177]

Palin 2012: Plowing Through an Open Door to Nowhere Because it's God's Will

[LordXmen2k]

George W. Bush: "God told me to invade Iraq"

Sarah Palin is just another "RepubliNut"

[ashtool]

HAHAHA people still believe in God?

[bkvs]

AMERICANS do....even in IRAN I have seen more secular intelligent rationals than in USA!

[TokyoNiGHTS1]

"And it also strengthens my faith, because I'm going to know, at the end of the day, putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4. So I'm not discouraged at all." - Sarah Palin -

I think God already gave you a message, Sarah, and it's go away.

[MOTOWNFOREVER]

Republicans are the inclusive party : a woman kay bailey hutchinson, a black michael steele, an asian bobby jindal, a gay michael foley, a jewish man norm coleman, a mormon mitt romney and a MENTAL IMPARED IDIOT SARAH PALIN

[SpectacleRidicule]

I hope god tells her to go jump off the bridge to no where.

[funsguy]

Lets hope God shows her the exit door from Washington for good. Thank goodness the right person won the presidency this time.

[nestorrfortuna]

i say that in 4 years once this president is done

[TomSFox]

I hope god tells her to stay out of politics.

[ONEamWALKAH]

TBH, maybe i should have said disturbing instead.

You know what would be good for you're nation Sarah?... You leaving it alone and stick to governing igloos and meth labs in Alaska.

[ONEamWALKAH]

One word

Disgusting.

[sfehrenbach]

I know her comments on dinosaurs was a fake but this is just so much scarier. Someone who believes in the end times is not the person you want with the nuclear codes.

[syraneko]

i hope palin will be running for president in the next election that would ensure obama re-election

[J4N15]

I'll show her an open door -- one on an airplane!

[Xendinthian]

That is one of the best comments I've ever read.

[bonangusacdc]

"Her creator"!!! What a retard.

[DefaultPosition]

For pity's sake, can someone please show her the "open door"?!

Does anyone know which of the gods she speaks to?

[evilquencher]

W-T-F... She lets faith make decisions????

WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THIS BITCH?!

[geffel]

Yes - haven't you seen the witch-doctor video and the one where she said that prayer would protect the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Scary shit. Thank the imaginary magic man in the sky that intellect prevailed over stupidity in this recent election.

[windham666]

well. I hope SOMEONE shows her the door, and kicks her ass right on outta here!

[geffel]

I thought we had already done that.

[TheProfessorFunk]

God says NO Sarah.

Just NO

[TMTGAU]

Even God is ignoring you Sarah, you are embarrasing him.

[kurtilein3]

this person is too stupid, too uneducated, and far too radical to be qualified to be in any position that requires you to make decisions.

she should work at burger king or something like that.

[bonangusacdc]

Although I agree with your sentiments surely Burger King has its standards.

[BlackNPink93]

LMAO. Are you kidding, she's barely qualified to wrap hamburgers at Burger King. I mean it actually takes some brains to work at Burger King. Putting the patty in between the buns would probably be too much for her. XD

[flipside3512]

there is no god you dumb bitch, get your clothes off and go back me a pie.

[bonangusacdc]

She can forget a future in politics. She is easily the most laughed at person this year whose ignorance is a disgrace to the Church.

[Ccolebrooked]

The church is a disgrace to the church man. Sarah Palin is just another generic member imo.