ask a ninja "ninja lifespan"

[94DeathAlchemist]

"I'll put u in the middle of the nebber wet... Um... Erm... What u just say???". That was AWESOME!!!!

[TheBlackLotus18]

have you ever ran into 'urban ninja'?

[mrkingofhalo3]

ur a internet sensation just like fred

[SlaveLaborFan]

@mrkingofhalo3 No....better then fred

fred's not a ninja :)

[mrkingofhalo3]

y iz dere a ninja mart store u sed dere iz no ninja mart store

[mrkingofhalo3]

lol dum old man whats wit da hair swords

[ducktapelover1]

he is,.. he is my grand pa pa

XD rofl

[Apachesantoku]

NINJAS LIVE UNTIL THEY DIE FOOL!!!!

[miketokles]

webernetting OMFG!!!

[JBvanBroekhoven26]

Hahahahahaha "You watch it, I'll talk to your internal organs. Or better yet, I'll make your internal organs talk to eachother" XD

[MinuteManMaxx15]

Why is nobody laughing? If there were people here they would be dying.

(in the distance) Not of laughter.

Love that!!

[Evi1M4chine]

Dont and courten somebody whose very existence you question! LOL

[ThePatient94]

"We made 'em out of hair" caught me completely off guard. I couldn't stop laughing! XDD

[robotpanda77]

I am not worthy to comment on this awesomeness.

[13Fayt13]

lol saucy bird

[nomad2015]

Why does he have brown eyes when the one in the intro has blue

[xeadm]

@nomad2015 im always thinking that

[tulae101]

bigger than whats eating gilbert grape? ... huh...

[pbmaster14]

haha nebberwetting

[Bustedrose20]

"she is one...saucey bird" that is my favorite ninja line ever

[YoungbloodinOregon]

lol

[SephirothBurger]

that was a nice pipe cleaner stache

[NinjaNomiks]

ooh ahh ooh ahh

[1337awesomeness]

spears out of hair* sorry lol i did the audio preview and it sounds weird also again keep on owning people dude!!!!!!! i love ur shows

[1337awesomeness]

we made everything out of hair we made our swords out of hair, our swords out of hair, you could buy a house with a full head of hair. ROFL i Freaking LOVE this dude btw i wonder what his hair looks like and what he looks like . btw i LOVE his shows it so funny. good job man and keep on asking a ninja!!! XD

[cloud66]

ill put you on the nebaweb

[cozmo1223]

this is mi fav

[spinspike]

u no how hard it is to kill someone with hair?

in those days, shurikans only had one point

hahahah

[rosstalbot]

When I was growing up all we had was the word nunchucks - you wanted to kill someone with 'em you had to pantomime the whole thing...

[DMPFace]

i would kill someone with hair by making them choke on it

[blckhrt14]

"Mind you, you are still alive at this point!"

oh god xD

[thepupkinqueen]

webbernetting! i'll throw u into the nebberwhettun!

camellepord!

whats eating gilbert grape big! hahahaha

[shoafy]

watch my ninja video

[wwetnaczw12]

MAKE ME!!

[booknerd17]

lmaf dude. That was funny.

[leaderofmen921]

"lmaf" wtf dude? lol

(Funny video btw, i love these videos :))

[kyleDAgreat]

i'll out u in the middle of the nebber wet.. LMAO

[tatertot85]

"you watch it! i will talk to your internial organs! better yet, ill make them talk to each other! make like a puppet show out of it!" hahahaha clasic

[Peanutmario]

yeah he is all right lol

[Twistr13]

Gandpa im in the middle of webber netting!

"ill put YOU in the middle of webber netting!"

XD 5/5

[blckhrt14]

He says nebber wett XD

[evangelle82]

I freakin love the hair and the mustache. LOL!!

[BoomBoomSticks]

Back in my day, everything was immortal XD

[Leapfrog0123]

rebel when does he say that?

[wiiisthebest]

kill something with hair?

[Haloya101]

He looks like a catfish! XD

[ReBeLxHiNaTa]

lmao i liked how his grampa was like "listen to this..huh whats that? didnt hear anything did ya i was being quiet" lol then he couldnt pronounce webernetting XDDD

[dfg13o]

nice video

[s00nertp]

awesome. I didnt realize this was real ask a ninja, i thought it was a fan. more more more!

[Coolnessyoyo]

If the.. ifthe.. if the any two bodies was here, they'd be dyin.

Not of laughter!

[Shinobi4life212]

I'll put you in the middle of the nebberwet.. widda.. widda.. whadjoo just say?

[ccampbell949]

This is hilarious! nice moustache!

[nurman666]

grandpa ruleZ ^^

[g0d0fr0kk]

boss

[perdedoronline]

lol!

[SIMPDUDE]

You done yet?!

BOY, I'LL 'DONE' YOU, YOU INTERUPT MY NINJAFILIN' 1 MORE TIME!

[joemamma911]

HA QUIET! you dont know what quiet is ive been in quiet.

[Ojinoshi]

me 2 he is pretty funny

[Cybria1]

lol! I like ninja grandpa.

[uramalakia]

You don't like it - don't watch it - and don't make annoying comments.

[tripletrules]

Boyyyyy in mah day

[kibazmyhottie]

oh yea... that was funny... -_- *yawns*

[fogged22]

HAHAH FUCK YEAH

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahaha!!! Funny! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[DarkDragoon83]

the very end when he's talking about hair , that killed me (...........man these ninjas are good , lol!!)

[ezekielkorr]

"WHAT?!,..Can You Believe This one with the BACKTALK?!"

Lol Classic.

[Flamiez]

a shurikan is a throwing star KUNAI is a throwing knife! DUH i do martial arts for 6 years! BASIC KNOWLADGE!

[emnutkin]

flamiez, it's also basic "knowlage" that that's not how you spell knowledge

[Flamiez]

sorry! It was a night oh well

[Flamiez]

I know how to spell knowledge it was making fun of him.. i was fulling around. any way thx four theeee replie... lol

[g0d0fr0kk]

a kunai was more of a spade than a knife a digging tool if you want to throw your iron kunai and bend the shit out of the tip go ahead ... shuriken is all throwing blades whether star knife or stick which look like pencils

[thechaosofpeace]

bo-shuriken.

[keinve2]

... all shurikens have one point. a shuriken is a throwing knife. a shaken is a throwing star.

[guy2759]

you have pwned us all with your superior knife knowledge

[keinve2]

there was about an ocean of sarcasm in that, wasn't there?

[player5678]

yea looks like it

[guy2759]

about that

[TheOnlyOmen]

nah man shuriken is the throwing star, idk even know wa a shaken is...

[keinve2]

get a weapons glossary. try "A Glossary of the Construction, Decoration, and use of Arms and Armor", page 564, third one down on the left, if you want a picture, then look at figure 726. # 1 is a better description as it's more acurate to the japanese style of sword smithing.

[xXxXAnimeFanXxXx]

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!

"... that most Ninjas live lil bit longer then u want them 2!"

[Mushroom726]

ahaha "where all these people at who i sposted to talk to?"

[ravenlv]

XD

"not of laughter..."

lmao.

[ChaosCreaton]

LMFAO that was the best one ive seen

[daveheet]

rofl... i cant even say anything its so funny

[urbanninjazero]

lmao so funny

[somebodybur]

Ninjas live until they die, some a bit longer

LOL

[stefanmckinley]

some a bit less...

[TheBlueFalconX]

LMFAO..."You call that a threat boyyyy? In my day..."

[gagirl1231]

lmao. thanks for the women's tees!!

[VertNinja]

damn grandpa! lmao

[cloudsreturn]

In my day everything was immortal.

[MoanaLindsey]

Thank's for the ladies tee's Ninja ;)

[lace020]

"In my day dragons were HUUUGE! They were 'What's eaten Gilbert's Grape' big! LMAO

[shsqb9]

If you had a full head of hair you could buy a house.

[Kazekane]

too damn good XD

[whiteandnerdy2damax]

Grandpa, I'm in the middle of webbernetting

I'll put you in the middle of the never wet, or the, or the, what'd you just say?

LOL!

[100100113]

innertube

that"s great

[SpencerJonath]

When he talked about Dragons that was funny.

[quicksilver9123]

grandpa's friggin awsome bring him back

[EnigmaDrath]

Best. Damn. Episode. Ever.

Bring back grandpapa real soon, ya hear! XD

[apostropheoh]

why does grandpa ninja sound like cross between richard pryor and george carlin?

[Sindre1]

Cus thats how he roll.

[XfIgHtAXmAnX]

rofl nice

[Freiver1]

"and another thing!" Lolz XD

[PureSlapstick]

Subscribe!

[ghostman7073]

funny

[Modularized]

I WANT TO KNOW THE KNOCKKNOCK JOKE.. I don't get it.. *sadness*

[brand1234]

hey man this is great

[doomofkvicksud]

Does it get better than this ?!?!?!

Best EVER !

[vidakitty2000]

"That reality is one saucy bird!"

XD

[kevinzimmer69]

That stuck with me too! i love this stuff

[RoninDave]

I'll talk to your internal organs! HA! Great!

[Gerbilmeister]

thinks that the ask a ninja had that I want:

1) a factory that makes apple pie for whales. right on.

2) a million year old grandpa witha  handlebar mustache.

3) a ninja costume.

4) a theme song.

[Ninjayourmom]

hahaha, nice.

[solowings]

mind you, you are still alive at this point...

[joemamma911]

boy back in my day...

[negitivezero7]

ice cream sokills XD

[spamman105]

wow, this really was the best one i've seen in a while

[scriptslayer]

fucking hilarious my favorite so far

[cooltv4]

yea i think this was the best lol

[UTubeSnob]

best one ever!

[Link0t]

i hope to shorten your lifespan max! LOL

[HybridModdingTeam]

Grandpa im in the middle of webbernetting.

I'll put you in the middle of the nebberwett with the what did you just say?

[123452345634567]

"shove it up your fatty arbuckle", awesome!

[Link0t]

is that what you call a threat?!

[sharonafox1]

Killing with pantomime.

Awesome!

[Appollochan]

XD omg hilarious.

[CentenialWrinkle]

I'm 106 years old and I could whip that old farts wrinkled ass with both hands and both feet tied behind my back.I'd show him about defying reality.I would I steamroll over him with my spurs on and my viking helmet from when I used to sing opera.I like you, but he's an old fart. You tell him for me.

[Link0t]

yur a liar wrinkle every1 knos yur not old u little 10 year old so buzz off

[GuardianHX]

Epic.

[somegirlwhosayhi]

"Back in my day" you have no idea how many times my grandpa has said that! "Back in my day we didn't get the chance to be bord, little let lone be bord! We worked and worked, and if there was no work by golly we found some! hmph!" yep, that's grandpas for 'ya.

[mimi93]

Ask a Ninja's grandpa is cool

[shim2dawg]

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