Halo 3 Series - Car Accident - Dane Cook

[aughppygk]

I <3 the intro



[HaloMaster743]

my name is monkey fucking a coconut (mfc)

[000073831]

WOULD U PLEASE LOOK AT THE DAMAGE WITH ME SIR. FEEL THIS IT EVEN FEELS DAMAGED. EVEN IF I WAS BLIND I WOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS DAMAGED BY THE WAY IT FEELS

[HaloReach1012]

i need a pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[RhondaEve]

learn how to prepare for a huge ticket!!! see "las vegas ticket!" vid ; )

[Heater294]

Lol RvB referance with the colors of the people?

[chickennachos121]

i like the first song... if anyone doesn't know the first song is called Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

[vivalaA7X547]

THREE DAYS GRACE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

[MrNoobtube100]

omg that was halirious keep up the good work

[redxengineers]

hahahahahahah can you remember all my shit?

[My00111]

WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80 WHAT THE FUCK?! XD

[trybeastproductions]

@crimsonkevi Humorously challenged jackass. This video is hilarious! I'd like to see you do better than this guy did.

[MojoBojoShow]

repeatedly press 7 for monkey fuckin a coconut monkey fuckin a coconut monkey fuckin a coconut

[toniandlauren]

@MojoBojoShow oh wow it works!!!!!!!!!!

[MojoBojoShow]

i almost peed myself when he was jumpin around on the car

[musclecrewnova100]

77 people felt the damage on their car

[evilmichael10]

my friend told me this was stupid and wish he had his 2:53 of life time back but me i thought it was very funny

[narutosbrotherlol]

@evilmichael10 maybe he's offended..is his name MONKEY FUCKING A COCONUT?

[orindark]

wtf he was having a seizer while righting lol

[orindark]

dane cook is awsome

[EnergyBrothers]

They come out of the bushs *omg what happened?*

[joselira100]

@EnergyBrothers What accident?!

[MegaRayman100]

is your name monkey fuckin a coconut, sir?

[Nerfhood]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so true

[mat676mp]

awman thats fuuny monkey f*** a coconut

[killaute]

epic vid this is a insta sub

[Strider449]

lol its so random

[iiLeGiT101]

LOL 0:18 - 0:26

[SiKFaTaLiTYz]

thats so funny you fucked a coconut

[TheVideoGameJunkies]

This is cool and all but if you want to see some realy cool shit look at my chanell it will blow your mind plz sub

[MARiOH3R0]

LOL i laughed my head off

[thetbagproduction]

mfc LOVE IT and WHY WERE YOU STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT WHEN I WAS GOING EIGHTY

[DeathsNaughtyList]

the halo part is funny but dane cook isent haha

[Jambander481]

@DeathsNaughtyList WTF? dumbass

[HdeadLife]

lmfao i started laughing so hard when u came at the part where the people come out of the booshes etc xD

[robertly3]

ROLF XD

[madgirl3107]

this was so freaking funny like omg this was a freaking funny bunch of stuff i loved it i laughed every second it made my day.

[catparker5]

i think i pissed my pants .............XD

[117reconkiller]

lol so funny i auctally havent really laughed alot on youtube but you just made my night

[LeonJordison]

Haha I hate dane cook but this was funny

[jasonbadboy09]

dude so funny lol do more keep it up!

[BishounenLuvr]

omgosh so true!! @ the ppl comming out of the bushes

[hunterwade10]

lol monkey fucking a cocanut

[vercifx]

whoever that comedian is is amzing, my friend has the initials mfc lmfao

[tankbuster101]

And under name you drew a picture of a monkey fuckinga coconut what is that? is your named Monkey fucking a coconut sir MFC is that you! MFC Thats a monkey that could be a melon that looks like a coconut

[TheFlameguy]

thts actually my initialls lol jk mfc

[unknownslit]

lol wow dude that is one funny ass vid

[XXXXDANNYXHARDCORE]

lololololololololololololollol­olololololololololo

[LOOPY771]

Omg i almost shit up my self

[MrJj17000]

can somebody give me xbox live please

[spikespeeder]

@MrJj17000 buy it urself ya bum

[xXGTXxGamers]

MFC

[ilikesoccer351]

cool



[sharingan732]

some funny shit enough said

[JuniorProducer1996]

ive never watched dane cook.......he kinda sucks........but on the plus side, MOONWALK

[JayJ741]

MOONWALK!!!! 2:28



[NATENATER12]

MONKY?

[JBsparta117]

ROFL I kept saying "that's what she said" alot...

[TheKaelkinator]

@JBsparta117

maturity ftw

[bubbleheadft]

WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT!!!???

[crazedgamer725]

it's midnight, i'm trying not to wake everyone up, they r 3 meters from me... sleeping, so hard to not lol. This was hilarious

[warmonster86]

mfc=mastur fucking cheif

[corncake2]

@warmonster86 nice never noticed that

[MsFriendFriend]

first my fav song

[t20stewartfanjg]

"Can you remember all my shit?"

[drewstew1234]

ROFL LOL HULAYERUS 

[UNITEDSTATESMARINE71]

HOLY SHIT.THATS FUNNY SHIT..

[2Cloud5]

Dane Cook is the greatest! xDDD

[DigitalGunStudios]

people puttin up bleecherz people in bushes what car accident lol my favorite line in this joke

[1224force]

IS UR NAME "MONKEY FUCKIN' A COCONUT" SIR? rotflmfao

[stupidguy111]

@1224force MFC

[cradkl23]

@1224force rotflmfao is not a word, sir XD

[1224force]

@cradkl23 You're right, it's an acronym. RollingOnTheFloorLaughingMyFuc­kingAssOff

or

ROTFLMFAO

[cradkl23]

@1224force ohh haha, I never knew that! Thanks for telling me man!

[jhoon234]

lamo rofl lol 100/100

[contactdoc13]

i love this st it owns i love all his st dane u ruuuuuuleee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrWomanabuser]

omfg a monkey that could be a watermelon but it looks like a kokonut and monkey fucking a kokonut.lol... 999999999999999999999999999999­99999/1 uber rate and subed im guna tell my friends now

[GAMERxFREEKx23]

what's the into song

[sharpshot118]

@GAMERxFREEKx23 the song is Animal i have become by three days grace

[TurkieBakon]

that was the most funniest shit ever i cried

[filipinalovely]

best shit ive seen on youtube

[snowyerik]

lmfao

[MuseDrumma117]

whats the song

[alexisreallyisonfire]

@MuseDrumma117 Animal i have become by Three days grace

[mcairborn]

Hahaha This Shit Is Fucking Funny Ass Hell

[xlDEATHSTUNTlx]

lmfao

[XLostCloudX]

i miss this guy... he doesn't make vidas anymore o.0

[cookies5869]

is that u mfc monkey fuking a coconut

[kidstearman]

@cookies5869 Its spelt "you" and "fucking"

[MichaelDoakTV]

lol and song name at begining

[LILCOACHGRIFF007]

a monkey banging a coconut lolx100

[thedarksoul789]

i thought it said dane cock

[pughpunk]

roflmao, best halo vid i've ever seen

[123samko]

these are the best!

[MyHaloFan117]

what was the song at the begining?hahahahaha!

[Born2Multikill]

kool the song that begins is Animal I Have Become that song is awesome

[noojif]

hahahahahahahahhahaha OMG so fucking funny

[thesoylentmonkey]

oh my god that was hilarious☺☻

[mrmatthew12323]

i lol'd all the way through ^-^

[venteddbrad512]

this made me laugh before it even started Lol but when it did i started laughing soo hard my head startes vibrating Loooool

[XxEmoBoyxX1000]

OMFG THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKIN HARD!

[crabboy100]

@XxEmoBoyxX1000

the power uv dane cook :)

[cod4goddude2]

omg! u made my day holy fuc that is funny as hell lol keep them vids up :D

[MindlesPictures]

wierd new youtube

[garvo2000]

ur ma is broken

[demonlver13]

omfg thank u my day suked sssoo mutch i saw this and it made me smile may not mean shitr to u but ty u for puting vid up

[Dephinix]

Freaking Brilliant!

[horrorstuff122]

i love dane cook hees funny

[Mr12nate12]

LOL MFC....

[candyking320]

whats begining song!

[Zokker89]

Three Days grace - Animal I have become ;)

[qwertypower9]

Never heard Dane Cook before! That's fuckin hilarious!

[arianatweety]

this is sooooo funny go dance cook!

[koltkwa]

whats with the dane cook recordin thats retarded

[Wolflink222]

mfc monkey fucking a coconut!

[ufacty]

Wooooooooooooot !!!!!!!!!

[FlamingFenix009]

HAHAHAHA ROFL.

[scary454]

lmfao!!!

[s4d0mir]

This guy got recon right?

[japj1509]

rouge

[darthsin18]

funny guy backing out of tunell to see what happend at 2:28

[dadraking]

dude that was funny as hell dude

[nevik54321]

nice one.

[cameraman7194]

good vid

[BasicJoeMammmmma]

All your vids lol especially this one. 9 out of 5 stars

[Bassendine]

this is shit especially the beginin

[batterydc2]

mfc

[darkmaster2323]

lollll

[XStaticXMarkusX]

HAHAHAHA awesome i like that last bit when all came and watch

[ellisfd4821son]

lmfao 5/5 awesome

[halo3gerrie]

its not funny at all-.-.. get a life?

[SlavetradeDIE]

if you dont think this is funny...then u need to go to comedy rehab!!!

[SlavetradeDIE]

this comment was ment to be for halo3gerrie

[martyottman]

10/10 lol add me on xbox live gamertag is closergamer111 all u guys

[Supertrunks777]

aight man ill ad u

[Peteygreensbiggstfan]

haha very good scenes with the characters.

[wiilikemagic]

LOL is your MFC lol nice vid

[ilovegtaiv]

very very good

[chickmagnets12345]

10/10********** nice vid mcf

[ebiggy]

nice 5/5

[ivyluv121]

i loled so much i almost choked

[SymbioteSP3]

pretty funny

[haloarena55]

check out my arena videos

[FuckYouCacti]

dane cook is funny but this vid is gay

[cocoapebbles8]

yup.

[Strategicality]

hahaha nice vid

[PeanuttyPeanut]

whats the song called

[krsna119]

at the beginning?

Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace

One of the best bass lines ever!

[uncrulez]

i saw this dane cook comedy thing today

"WHY DID U STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET EM HIT U DOIN 80!!!"

"Y DID U STOP AT A RED LIGHT!!!!"

[ZT2ExtinctAnimals]

"Why would you let me hit you while I'm doing 80?!?! Why'd you stop at the red light?!" lol. HIGH-lare-eeh-US stuff, Cook.

[TrampOllen]

thats so funny

[animalzr0k]

wo the hell will have a phoe number that long?

i acturally think that a monkey fucking a coconut is better than a long phone number

lol

[RomeoSOF2]

is your name monkey fucking a coconut? hahahhaha

[5453811]

this was gay

[liberater12312321]

lol funny!

[iamjosef12345]

why did you stop at red light

[simonwebbo666]

so true lol

[bringbackthemetal]

Fag

[h9oofi]

Hahahahah !! The guy's jumpin around while hes saying, why did u stop at the red light ?!

[tap5512]

it is athirty one digit phone number but still when you watch 100 times [ which i did ]

it never grows old.

[burningpig102]

hehee ^_^

[tap5512]

nice.

[xGoWxH3ADSH0T]

L O L Is Your Name MFC Monkey Fucking A Coconut Awesome LOL 5/5 Faved

[shmarff]

hi iv seen beter and the only reson i watched was becouze it said dane cook and halo3

[Pixarchris]

oHh mY God

This is VerYy FunnY

ahahahahahaha