Suck it, Texas

[kikavillegas]

These losers have no life but to hate on TEXAS!

[bgann06]

Illinois?????? Nobody competes with Texas high school football or baseball

[bgann06]

Fucking democrats!!!!!

[superfroman]

@bgann06 At least Democrats are not jocks

[gentreenorton]

VVVVV of course these people are all pissed, theyre from fucking Texas VVVVV

[gardenscrubs]

how did the cowboys do in the playoffs?

[MCJ62]

"We're still waiting for them to discover electricity."

You're right. Because NASA doesn't use an ounce of electricity.

[UN360CLAN]

Im from California, but from this video shows what ever state your from has too many minorities. Like are you guys Mexican or Indian? Or arabic mixed with some kind of italian?

[Pennies1997]

LOSERS MUCH?? Fuck offf indian assholes! Whats the fucking music?

[Southtexaspb]

Fuck Off you racist ass-holes,we the best football team,we do want to make our own country but the rest of the fuckin' country wont let us,if every person in the country went to Texas they will fit(We are the biggest state besides Alaska),we actually give a fuck about our state(we wave our flag almost everywhere),so many important people live in Texas,we have Chuck Norris,bitch !!!

[coachdsimpson]

If you have enough time on your hands to make a video with a hand full of indians and a couple a ignorant white boys to make a video fucking with texas you are stupider than texas will ever be. why don't you little homos go back to your orgy and metaphorically speaking suck my texan sized dick

[whaleOFaPERSON]

YOU F***ED B*TCHIN B*STARDS! WHY DO YOU HATE TEXAS? WHAT IF I SAID WHERE YOU LIVE SUCKED? WHAT IF I SAID YOUR FAMILY SUCKED? WHAT IF I SAID YOU SUCKED! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT B*TCH!

[mabood1212]

Texas = owned!!!!!!

[moneymaster93isbest]

I'm not from Texas, I'm from Florida but I think the South as a whole kicks fucking ass!

[MyLola32]

What ever get a live Texas a a great state

[713spanky]

these fags are never gonna get pussy.

[shoalwater22]

Texas pride is a Texas thing. Why aren't you as proud of your state? Oh yeah... It's not Texas. Texas was a republic and shall be again after Obama bankrupts the union with his socialist BS. I for one can't wait. Texas is fully self-reliant. We need nothing from anyother state in the union.

I'm in full agreement with 7632smg. Go get girlfriends.

Go Arizona!

[lolabunny0281]

lol you know whats funny, i bet they were talking about themselves

[832screwston713]

fuk all of yall hatin ass bitches is all bout da southside

[richardcornejo713]

kiss my ass you fuckin cunts, its all about the h town texas bitch

[evil9MMPEARLGRIP]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAH fuck texas!!!!!

[BlackMaria1893]

Instead of going through the trouble of refuting such an asinine, immature video...I'll just say "god bless Texas". And someone please take down that tacky horse painting.

[piman314159265358979]

Research confirms that Texas is the worst state in the fucking union, yet Texans are the first to get offended when you make fun of their state.

[CyrusPHI]

@piman314159265358979 Would you please show the world where this research exists? What are your parameters? Is this "hearsay?" Please do respond as a post on here directed to me AND for the rest of the YouTubers out there to see.

Much obliged,

A Texan

[WildBluebonnet]

You're Brown People, that means you don't belong in Texas. :)

...and you talk too much.

[moneymaster93aIt]

I take back my last comment, i am a filthy texas redneck that is also an ugly virgin

[cwilld1]

Because your from Illinois

[minitruck8608]

the texas chain saw mas. was in texas not wisconcin you stupid mother fucker!

[Tbuttsa8]

hahahahahah ohh texas...can't stand it...

[srrobinson909]

dont worry fellow texans... they r just mad cuz we got the best sea world and shlitterbahn!!!! yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[stevenindisbitch1213]

bro i wanna beat the fukk out of all of yall.

yall niggas are just about talkin!come in the streets of houston and try to box i bet yall niggas get dropped!im 13 aint seem much , but i know i can drop yall rich ass white boys!

[srrobinson909]

@stevenindisbitch1213

i know when they were up there they looked so nervouse cuz they no thatthat we culd... and the reason texas is the lone star state is because we are the only ones in America that actually believe in our state... i bet u wuld like it if we sucked ur dick 2 huh...

[fartingcow2149]

i bet your a scrawny white boy like every other kid from new england

[Doze2JDM]

come down to houston and see if you'll last a day.

you guys can make a video online talking shit about texas but will never come down here cuz all of you are fuckin pussies.

you know what. NEVERMINDD. dont come down here. we dont need losers like you in texas that make videos on youtube talking shit. =] its people like you guys that make me proud to be a texan.

HATERSS!!

peaceee. =]

[DemonDracula]

Houston is a fukin shthole full of illegals drug addict golddigging fat diseased btches fat rednecks ugly desolated wasteland FUK THIS FUKIN STATE! College sucks ass here as well FUK THE PUSSY ASS LONGHORNS FUK THE SKINNY WUSSY ASS UT BRATS IN AUSTIN!

[TXification]

somebody kill these D bags

[naruxble]

Lol this is funny because this is pathetic And Asians populate a lot and im not an illegal But i know were not stupid and cowboys and Houston Texas rule lets Go and u guys are just Lil dumbs with a computer and no were the lone star state cause were awesome and Ur not

[MultiWILLIE]

EXCELLENT TEJANO SAMPLE

[poopmasterable]

r u fucking retarted

[7632smg]

if we were drunk, it would take little effort whip your ass, fuck ur selves foreign douchebags

[skepticmk]

texans dont whip no ass, quit trying to act tough on youtube

[7632smg]

Wow it is so hard to be offended by these geeeeeks. Just observe the video, and you will see, skinny geek necks, dorky opinions, pencil dick attitude , jealeousy from not getting pussy, foreign liberal interests, wow, probably voted for Obama , fuckheads with a lot of no pussy getting objectives, fuck u

[7632smg]

two words :

Pathetic Douches

jokes on you , really

[7632smg]

these dudes really need some pussy

[luketurd]

@7632smg No they don't after the video they went and sucked each others dicks.

[poppISbeast]

@7632smg True that

[7632smg]

you douches should go meet some nice girls in your town. Maybe take the weekend off from worrying about Texas. Oh, there are no pretty girls where you are from? doesn''t suprise me. fuck your selves all the pretty girls are inTexas and California!

[7632smg]

these little weasels wouldn't last 5 minutes in Texas talking this shit. Wow, love the incest jokes, so original. At 2:25, um you have no idea what you are talking about. Texas leads the nation in wind powered electricity generation. Texas is the leader in crude oil production in the U.S. Fuck yourselves, little twirps

[skepticmk]

last 5 minutes....why wouldn't they...what are you rednecks going to do?

[poopmasterable]

well we would kick ur ass 4 starters wtf is wrong with u assholes

[skepticmk]

wouldn't happen

[moneymaster93alt]

Beat the fucking shit out of losers like you!

[skepticmk]

wouldn't happen, texans cant fight

[moneymaster93alt]

Oh yes we can! You (the non-Texan) would be the one not fighting because we'd be kicking your pussy ass!

[skepticmk]

Texan's get beat up and you know it...if they win a fight, its because they fought another texan....but i doubt ther's a winner in those fights, both guys walk away thinking they won

[moneymaster93alt]

@skepticmk You have it wrong, it's the non-Texans that get beat up because they are pimpled faced ugly virgin nerds like you.

[7632smg]

would love to see these little douchebags do this same speech at a Longhorns game, and try to walk out alive

[BlaqkDahliaMurder]

lolz

[sinsba]

Cool! I have never seen the deleted scenes from slumdog millionaire.

[89IrOcCaMaRo1]

i would like to see these 5 faggots stand against 5 corn fed country boys from texas and mouth off in such a manner, what a fucking joke. and yes texas is the better of 50 states to live in we could seced from the union, but its our choice by legislation to stick around to help the other 49 not so worthy states survive in the union. Texas has hold of the following: main bases of the branches of the military service, largest oil supply in the country and oh yea no fucking deficit

[skepticmk]

cornfed = fat, why what's a fatass texan going to do?

[moneymaster93alt]

You're probably fatter than me. You're probably an ugly virgin!

[skepticmk]

what? i'm not the one from texas...how fat are you?

[moneymaster93alt]

Not fat at all, I'm not a virgin either. You will be an ugly virgin all your life that masturbates to child porn because you're a pedophile.

[skepticmk]

So you say, but dont try to transfer your short-comings to me......and i am not so sure12-year-old runts like you are active sexually...i know it happens, but doubtful with you....but who cares really, douche.

[moneymaster93alt]

@skepticmk Hey, you should show your self and make a video with yourself in it. I mean just look at my profile, I have a vid with myself in it!

[moneymaster93alt]

Not responding to my comment? Ha! I knew you were a little fucking pussy! You're probably ugly as hell! Ugly pussy!

[superfroman]

Not only that moneymaster93 is a douche, he is the Douche with a Snuggie! In one of his videos, he wears lipstick and a baby blue snuggie while he picks his ear right in front of the camera.

[124270yes]

everyone who disses texas is gay. your retards are so jealous.

[BaronGrackle]

Hmm. So, do you think these guys realize that Puerto Rico is actually part of the United States?

Commonwealths ain't jest fer dose dere Brits, y'know. Reckon a mighty smart bonafide Yank would know that. Reckon so. Reckon wrong.

::spits a tobacco wad::

[ninjalover1000]

suck it you rasist indian bitchs

[ninjalover1000]

fuck you guys texas is way better than you bitch fuck you fuck you fuck you

[norputoskilla]

chingen su puta madre pendejos so ni saven en lo k se metes hijos de la miniatura de verga k los injendro

STOOPIND DUMB ASSES IF U DONT KNO WTF U TALKING BOUT GET UR ASS DOWN HERE SO WE CAN KICK UR FUKE ASS

[moneymaster93alt]

I'm making a new video for the 5 virgins in this video.

[poopmasterable]

i cant wait to c that these little doechbags deserve to die

[moneymaster93alt]

I'm from Texas, and I have sex at least 3 times a week! None of the 5 ugly Texas-hating virgins in this shitty video have never even been kissed by girls!

[rgmztxy]

Honestly, I like texas as much as the next guy, but some of the anti-texas comments on here are really fucking stupid, which I find to be ironic, because they think texans are the ones that are stupid.

[linared]

yall sound gay i`m barly 11 and my voice sounds way deeper than that HAHA LOL

[poopmasterable]

no1 wants to know how deep ur voice is

[linared]

go lose your virginity to eachother AND H-TOWN IS THE BEST .X is nothing but latinos.AND LASTLY F#@K YOU white boy and dark boys

[paidday]

wow these guys are tools. parents most be so proud. lol I hope u know that this video can get u fire.

[moneymaster93alt]

@ 0:04

Fucking sand nigger! XD

[moneymaster93alt]

All 5 of the people in this video are virgins

[TweeterMan287]

DOUCHE WITH A SNUGGIE!

[moneymaster93alt]

You're a fucking virgin!

[TweeterMan287]

You're not a douche with a snuggie, you're the "virgin" police.

[superfroman]

Hes both a douche with a snuggie, and the "virgin" police.

[moneymaster93alt]

Life revolves around sex!

[moneymaster93alt]

Life revolves around sex!

[moneymaster93alt]

Good name! But I prefer to be called the "Sex Sheriff" because I know to shoot down ugly virgin comments that try to deny the fact that people losing their virginities before age 20 are better !

[TheDude8689]

Lol im Texan and i found that quite funny. But ya'll have no balls, i would love for you to come say that down here. And why the fuck did you put a sand nigger in your vid?

[moneymaster93alt]

HA HA! Sand nigger! XD

[skepticmk]

doucher, why wouldn't somebody say it down there? texans dobt have any balls either....what you gonna do?

[TheDude8689]

Oh Texans have balls, at least this one does i do body guarding for a living kinda gotta have balls for that.

[skepticmk]

lmao...so. what you gonna do?

[TheDude8689]

Not argue with some kid on youtube. Dumbass lol

[skepticmk]

you wouldn't do anything in person either

[reececups100]

u no ur not the only people in the world go screw ur self or u need 2 meet boosie1596 because ur like that little 5 year old

[DSD1v57BG32]

Well it get below most winter soo dec and jan it gets like below 40 and windchills of below 50

[moneymaster93alt]

Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers! Niggers!

[DSD1v57BG32]

you MUST be from texas lol

[moneymaster93alt]

Texan all the way!

[DSD1v57BG32]

Texas sucks

Every one here in Minnesota knows it also around the country, succession my ass one week and you be crying for your mommy.

[moneymaster93alt]

Minnesota is freezing cold artic

Also, you're a virgin

[DSD1v57BG32]

Only in december and janaury it gets to below zero 0 but the rest is ok

WTF Not even close

But I know you are

[darkdragoon1000]

shut up because texans are trolls

[moneymaster93alt]

You're a virgin

[seth1883833]

These fagz is hatin cuzz they aint from texas haha these fkn pussy aint got the balls to come to texas nd talk summ shit

[xyzsccr]

haha all yall queers need to grow some balls and come down here and say that shit lets see how long yall are gonna last

[BritaniaRuleAgain]

I've lasted for a year and a half.

I tell ya' qwhat Bobby, I'm gonna kick your ass. Hihi , propane.

[Rega7ado]

notice how all these kids are talkin down on texas online, lol these kids made a fool of themselves, with the gay ass music playing in the background. LOL eat these kids for breakfast. HOUSTON TEXAS MOTHA FUCK THAZ WHERE I STAY lol

[RitterK0310]

Are yal gay? Sure sounds like it. And if ya hatin then us texans must be doing something right. To bad yall had to run home and talk shit over the internet , thats real man like. Lol get a life queers

[BritaniaRuleAgain]

"Yall"... That's just made your comment useless, and you placed "yall" in the beginning of your point. You can't communicate anything (including an insult) when trying to put dialect into sentences.

You started the sentence after it with "and"; while, on top of that, every 4th word is misspelled in your paragraph.

Take your own advise "Lol get a life queers", and go to school, learn how to legibly communicate through English, not Texan.

[werterertet56456rgrt]

lol you just mad because you came to texas and didnt get any. Try better next time. And besides what does illinios have execpt chi town. Four major citys in texas. So just listen to the name illinolios or texas now witch name pops out more kinfolk.

[TexanSecession1]

haha, you kids do not know anything.

Try finding stats on the economy. Especially in the last year.

Texas is fantasic.

[petero9]

It's "ourselVEs," dumb ass.

[texasfan541]

HAHA this just proves how great Texas is because of all the jealousy people show to it I mean really if you didnt care you wouldnt make these videos if you werent jealous you wouldnt make up shit just to insult us.

[BrynKing]

Nope, I think these people make these videos just to get reactions like yours. :) And you just proved it.

[spookyj22]

You Scrawny Shitheads Texas is the Heart of America very friendly people down here were else can mexicans black people and whites and asians get along....and rose is right theres alot of people that move to Texas and The Majority of people are from Cali

[petero9]

You need to learn grammar , spelling, and mechanics, texan.

[ammendez2008]

ur fucking stupid! keep on tlking shyt about mexicans and see if ur ass dnt get shot. fucking haters yall just wish yall were from here.

[KayoteThunder]

SHUT UP IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rosetteismyname]

don't be jealous that your not a texan... so many of you move here to Dallas every year... people don't typically leave...

the lights at night are big and bright

[clap clap clap clap]

deep in the heart of Texas

[MA3POLO]

We Texans aren't that bad. I think people are overexagerrating, just a tad bit. There are 25million of us, we can't ALL be bad.

[tens42]

I prefer California over texas by a longshot. I am from Illinois and I always hated Texas so suck it. By the way, the north owns the south, that's why we won the Civil War. DEAL WITH IT. Texas is full of child mollesters, rapists, fatties, and dumbasses. Waste of good land.

[alk3x182]

douche bag. lol ur state sucks

[skepticmk]

you'd get your ass kicked obviously

[NewMadrid01]

why hate texas? are you jealous of us? fucking tools... stop stereotyping things you don't even know, it makes you guys look really stupid

[YOUBETCHA21]

um no its ARKANASS

[rambhakta]

Bastards don't know where you were born but we texans love Illinois too. :-)

Peace

[YOUBETCHA21]

haha well yall are retarded im guessing yall are from illinios and we have been our own country and me and my friend will beat you stupid yankees haha we shall rebel!!

[staTICelasTIC09]

Well it might be a state but we were once our own nation so fuck yo bitch ass hatin and take yo ass on cuz we been here we stay here we aint goin no muthafuckin where take it or love it hoe and for your info the Texas flag is the only flag that can fly higher than the united states so fuck all u hatas

[crazycrazycaleb]

You guys just prove how much you suck everytime you try to defend it. : p

[alk3x182]

"Texas flag is the only flag that can fly higher than the united states"

That's really not that cool dude, and definitely doesn't make Texas better.

[petero9]

Yeah you once were your own country and then "yo bitch ass" failed.

[TheREALrecognizeREAL]

yall sound like sum dick ridaz to me

[xanderTTCM]

fuck the world! p.s im texan

[garrydub11]

U said that 100% of texans r assholes. I dont think u have met all the people in Texas.

And u said Texans r dumb.

[garrydub11]

Not all Texans have an accent. Actually most of them dont have an accent. U guys probably never been to texas, so shut the fuc up bitches.

[flashreddmedia]

Hey, I think that one of the guys we beat up the other night was watching this. Isn't this the intro to Ultra Gay Collage Bare Back Schlong Jockies?

[moeron271]

if you like to deep fry everything you eat then move to texas

[southtexun8]

How many goofy little queers does it take to make a bad youtube video 5 but i dont know if the one kid that mumbled and you couldnt see counts. YEE FUCKIN HAW

[sbjl08lord]

were not amercians..teh sons of the repbulic of texas..woopdie doo yall have a larger population...cali is full of panzies..and movie stars....alaska is to remote to be a state...and gov rick perry is going to seccede and i will join the texas miltary and hunt u down and give u a good texas assckicking..ur jokes suck and texas is the most recourcful state in the united states...and...were not imbread..i would never do that .and neiter would anybody i know....ur jeolous of texas..we rock u suck

[brokenskillz]

explain why california is the most populated state in the U.S. Explain why 80% of non americans prefer california over texas. Explain why 65% of ppl who were not born in either texas or california, prefer california

[alk3x182]

Because Cali is better by a long shot. I grew up on the east coast, lived in Texas and Cali and there's no way I'd ever consider going back to Tex-ass

[OverHereDear]

Faggots say the darndest things.....

[MrHtownballer]

Come to Texas and say that shit.

[Jms2152008]

ahh wow you think i fuck my sister uhm okay well i guess all you guys say is right and we ALL are retarded rednecks (Im hispanic by the way) but what can i say you people are right everything you say is right ! Stereotyping a state isnt gonna prove your point so i suggest you get some facts here that say we All do that then i will continue my life as a Hispanic Caveman Redneck who fucks his sister alright take care!

[Playstationshow]

Good video!

Texans chill...

[sbjl08lord]

dude shutup u dont know texas and u dont know texans

[TexasDistortion]

dude, your from fuckin illinois and your talking shit? HAHAHAHAHAHA you just embarrised yourself

[eurohim]

What sucked ass about it? Watered down booze?

[eurohim]

You're a fine example that the north and south are still divided even over a century after the civil war.

[eurohim]

It's funny when kids think they're clever.

[alfredogaleas]

dat dark hindu looking bitch reminds me of a bitch i kno who does nothin but suk dick

FUK U ALL IM FROM TEXAS BIATCH!

I SAY IT PROUDLY COCK SUCKERS

[hamish1824]

steriotypes

[Keicen]

Ugh....i'm not gonna get mad over some stuff they say. The fact the kids made this vid. shows that they are just dumbasses whom dont know what they are talking about and only talk about what is bad about the country, how about the fact that if we succeed we can sustain ourselves as a lone country , being hispanic isnt bad deuchbags and you werent funny to me at all . And whats wrong with being happy sometimes with where you live? when you get a better education make another vid.

[oaklandlatinosunited]

texas is a backward state but that stupi shit you said at 0:26 wasn't funny ....

[Augustusa1]

I like how that one kid looked like black mold was growing on the wall

[superfroman]

Mexas Texico

[FaytSaratome]

I love how people gets so offended just because they can't handle the truth. Reminds me of a certain religion.

[Urza216]

umm.. If you haven't heard of Naperville, it's because you're from Texas. If you were from Northern IL, it's likely that you would've heard of it.

And no, it's definitely not a small town. And definitely not "hick". The whole place is filled with stuck-up YUPPIES actually. ;)

[Z28BAKER]

"Ohh... I know lets go home after school and tell jokes about Texas. HAHA We could be cool like that atheist dude"

[stephaniedl]

DAMN DOUCH BAGS look like a bunch of fags!!

[tmasters27]

little bitch

[malxx16]

theres alots of mexican in san antonio.. there dum as hell

[chstephe]

i think people from Texas could shoot video so that it is not near as half-assed as that shit.

Next time back up from the wall. There is a horse coming out of your stupid head and it's distracting.

Second, learn to white balance your camera so that you can see the Indian kid and your video doesn't hurt the eyes to watch.

Third, look up the concept "cultural relativity"

Lastly, grow up and realize it's people like you who are bringing this country down, complete with dumbass commentary

[kbuss32]

im not from texas and ive never been but every kid in this video is a skinny piece of shit who are to pussy to talk shit in public so they do it over the internet. grow some balls kids

[skepticmk]

not everybody can be fat like you

[maaximo]

just to fill you in one of the skinny fuckers is a 5 time all state runner and took a team to third place in the nation for cross country. that could explain the skinny-ness.