The Simpsons, Marge Racist Towards The Count

[KaminaDies]

Im Romanian, and I will go back to my own cunt.

[smallswordduelest]

press 9 then 1 for "rape me" then 8 for evil laugh

[rextony22]

hahaha go back to your own country lol. silly marge.

[kly45]

Typical new simpsons. Totally disregard marge's character just to fit in a mediocre joke

[samsherberts]

@kly45 huh? the animation looks like the late 90s-early 00s

[TheAfroThunder1]

She said "Go back to your own cont-" Which sounds like...

[jagodawcat77]

I dont get it

[TheTwiton]

Atleast he doesn't sparkle

[ratchet1215]

Go back to your own cunch!

[aglewi41]

come to think of sesame street might be in transylvania. after i they never did tell us where it was or how to get there!!

[linux750]

coconut #1 has lime in it.

[VeryBlueberrry]

maggie's room has so many cupboards, omg I don't remember this

[TheSecondR]

@VeryBlueberrry

that's actually the rumpus room...

[VeryBlueberrry]

@TheSecondR see, look at what a bad simpsons fan I am TT__TT

anyway, I still stand by my point that it has too many cupboards.

[TheSecondR]

@VeryBlueberrry

I agree aboot the cupboards...

[junior214223]

Milhouse disliked this. "did your mom get grey hair from that scary vampire on sesame street?"

[dljc1979]

RACE CARD ALERT!!!!!!!!! RACE CARD ALERT!!!!!!!!! THE OWNER OF THIS VIDEO IS EITHER A NIGGER OR A COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ANYONE OF RACISM!!!!!! YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!!!!

[GallowsComedian]

@dljc1979 You seem upset.

[2BCBattlefield]

It was like a Family Guy joke, except less pathetic

[brettsworld99]

for all she knows he could be, and its just being broadcasted to their house.

[solgrevling]

That is not racist...

[Westmensch3]

You put the lime in the coconut

[SKIP2MYLOUTUBE]

what episode is this



[seagul6g]

@SKIP2MYLOUTUBE Its called, 'The Girl Who Slept To Little', season 17

[theblacksheep1000]

one nipple! WAH AH AH, two nipples! WAH AH AH, three nipples!? Wa... OH HELL NO IM OUTTA HERE!

[japesjake]

@theblacksheep1000 SIMPSONS DID IT!

[forbiddenlove20]

Again, everyone making a huge discussion about what words they should have or need to use. How about this: "VERY FUNNY CLIP!"

See guys, its not so hard.

[JiminyKracker]

:( Simspsons shud be sued by anti-defermation league for biggertrees

[07jimaz]

Lmfao!!!!

[jesustonight]

lets all go back to own country ,right america?

[bradprime4]

it seem to be that show are geting raceist each year

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

Can't believe this idiot thought race (the colour of your skin, genius) was the same as a nationality.

[mrtbdave1]

@chrisgonatakethepiss its a common mistake mate it doesn't make him an idiot people in the united kingdom at least if they said somthing like that in public if brought to court the charge would be under racism

[TheRetartidMunkee]

Stealing all our coconut counting jobs!

[KrimeMater]

I'm offensive and I find this coconut...

[Dreaddylocka]

His Laugh Killed Me

[SuperWolsey]

Sorry, Marge. This IS his country....HENSON COUNTRY!!!

[jammyjamjamjam1]

Haha. I'm sorry if it offended you, but it was funny.

[mountrnatr]

I'm offensive and I find this Romanian.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

I thought he was actually from the Bronx or someplace and was rushed to the emergency room for hamster stuffing? Didn't ANYONE see "Greg the Bunny"?

[NAWRARESNAW]

I am a romanian too and i am soooo offended...lol

[WatcherGate]

i say just bomb Pennsylvania and get rid of em'

[rarintoclown]

You can't blame her, we all hate Eastern Europeans.

[NAWRARESNAW]

@rarintoclown faggot

[rarintoclown]

@NAWRARESNAW

hey it's not my problem you're an eastern european

[NAWRARESNAW]

@rarintoclown hey its not my problem you are a douchebag

[rarintoclown]

@NAWRARESNAW

you are the douchebag, not me

[NAWRARESNAW]

@rarintoclown racist prick

[rarintoclown]

@NAWRARESNAW

hey its not my problem that eastern europeans run violent organized crime all around Europe

[alessancastel13]

Yeah, that's not racist. The word you are looking for is either prejudice or xenophobe.

[lastEvergreen]

@alessancastel13 Eh it all stems down to the samething

[MrCajunX]

@alessancastel13 race asides from its anthropological meaning also means "any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc., e.g. 'the Dutch race'" (source, dictionarydotcom, word looked up "race").

[alessancastel13]

@MrCajunX cute but vampires aren't a race.

[Werty12112]

9 "rape"

1 "me"

7 "the butt muwahahahaha"

[coolpurple00]

@Werty12112 @Werty12112

or 9-1-3

9 - "Raped"

1 - "Me"

3 - "On Sesame Street"

>:3

[RheinHauser5]

hahaha, sorry Marge the Kount is here to stay hahahaha

[IrishSpy33]

I just love the Count's laugh in this!

[Nragemachine]

Press 7 for nuts!

[paddywhackrn]

it's a comedy show. Get a fucking life. And while you're at it, fuck off

[talkindurinthemovie]

@prettydumbvideos it was suppose to be a satire. it was suppose to be paroding the idea of racism or bigatory. by proclaiming "Go back to your own counrty" gives one the connotation of diaproval but it is toward a fictious children's character and that is why it is funny because they are applting real life concepts to fictional(harmless) beings

[NateSean]

@talkindurinthemovie I suppose it's the way people in real life get worked up over a fictional portrayal of their home country, using that as an excuse to be prejudicial against the home country of said fictional portrayal.

IE: Australians getting worked up over the portrayal of Australia in the Simpsons.

[biddogirl5444]

wow im now watching simpsons for the first time IN TWO YEARS!!! omgg... i missed you BART!

[TheGalacticEmperor]

One coconut. HA HA HA

Two coconuts. HA HA HA

Three coco- Oh hell no, I'm outta here.

[RosieB10]

@TheGalacticEmperor you got that from family guy!

[TheGalacticEmperor]

@RosieB10 Yup.^^

[MegaGeek325]

People are trying to make it perverted with pressing numbers... You guys realize the cutoff does it for you, right?

[Notaflamingo]

7 for nuts

[GameKeeper28]

I'm a racist and I find this vampire.

[DBlockAkatsuki]

@nubcake1r yeah I thought that too at least Family Guy used his actual laugh & I do love The Simpsons before anyone decides to send me hate mail lool this scene was funny as fuck though ^__^

[WorldNews92]

Those Vampires coming over here and counting our coconuts!

[TMundohere]

@WorldNews92 transylvanians

[CapitalBhoy78]

Pathetic. What has happened to this once great show?

[Lemileant]

press 3 for incest

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

One titty two titty three titties mwa ha ha ha!

[thatcooldude902]

press 7 for nuts :D

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

what country Transylvania

[narut0cska]

@xDXPxJOEx456x1 the legal owner of Transylvania is Hungary. It got stolen by da gypsy Romania.

[wantedwanted21]

I am Romanian and i find this offensive.

[narut0cska]

@wantedwanted21 Im the world and I find Romania offensive.

[wantedwanted21]

@narut0cska Im God and i find your existance in the universe offensive.

[KuroiGaruga]

@wantedwanted21 I'm athiest and I don't find your existence at all.

[primepm]

@KuroiGaruga i'm drunk and i find you all sexy

[KuroiGaruga]

@primepm I'm a butterface and I'll find you in the morning.

[GuerreroDelInfo]

@KuroiGaruga

i'm existence and I don't find any atheists in foxholes.

[KuroiGaruga]

@GuerreroDelInfo

I'm Batman....

Just let that sink in.

[GuerreroDelInfo]

@KuroiGaruga

lame..

i'm superman..

go play with robin.

[KuroiGaruga]

@GuerreroDelInfo lol, what did you expect? I can't reward a comment that was neither witty nor related through the two subjects with something that is.

I'm kryptonite and I'll hang here being better then you.

[GuerreroDelInfo]

@KuroiGaruga

i'm a cannabis connoisseur and you've been smoked.

[KuroiGaruga]

@GuerreroDelInfo I'm Laburnum and you've been smoked right back

[GuerreroDelInfo]

@KuroiGaruga

i'm a cannabis consumer and you've been turned into a chalice.

[VanDoodah]

@GuerreroDelInfo If there are no atheists in foxholes, does that mean that there would be no war without religion?

[GuerreroDelInfo]

@VanDoodah

yes, for the most part.

[DarkDevilsAdvocate]

@VanDoodah

No, that term comes around with the basic meaning that "When death is immenent, it doesn't matter how much you don't believe, you will end up praying." It's just fancier to say "there are no atheists in a foxhole."

There will always be war as long as there are humans because, well, They stole my damn cookies! lol, jk.

[wantedwanted21]

@KuroiGaruga Im the meaning of life and i find yourself useless.

[KuroiGaruga]

@wantedwanted21 I'm a philosopher and I find you subjective through different points of view but all together meaningless and know I'm right.

[wantedwanted21]

@KuroiGaruga Im...CHUCK NORRIS and if i find you nobody else will find you never.

[KuroiGaruga]

@wantedwanted21 I'm Darth Vader and I find your lack of faith disturbing

[wantedwanted21]

@KuroiGaruga im high,leave me alone.

[nubcake1r]

Am i the only one that thinks the count laughs like Bryan Fury off tekken?

[irishfigroll]

@nubcake1r haha true dat

[Shwa]

@nubcake1r Only this count, but yeah holy hell he does.

[prettydumbvideos]

@TazWasEre Fuck off you PC faggot

[RiverIce1]

I always see on a simpsons vid and it says thtes a paddlin...

WTF IS A PADDLIN?

[toonamil]

@RiverIce1 Not knowing what a paddlin is. You better believe that's a paddlin.

[prettydumbvideos]

How the hell is this racist? Man, people call everything racist these days.

[Andragorans]

@prettydumbvideos *gasp* RACIST!!

[TheTron56]

@prettydumbvideos because some people are just too dumb to know what racism actually is, so they just assume everything is racist.

[liamliam123456]

@prettydumbvideos

I know, right? Everyone's idea of racism is warped

[DafyddCymraeg]

@prettydumbvideos

Because Marge seems to believe the count has no right to be in America due to his apparent Eastern European origins. That's a prejudice informed by nationality, and therewith, arguably, race.

[MetalSights]

@prettydumbvideos THAT'S RACIST

[PICCOLOstalin]

@prettydumbvideos well you mught be right but THAT COMMENT IS RACIST!

[TMundohere]

@prettydumbvideos dang transylvanians

[ELmahico1234]

@prettydumbvideos It's a joke, which has racist connotation, kinda like dark humour.

Is this not obvious ?

[aftermathematics365]

Vampire stories existed before Bram Stoker wrote Dracula. Actually at the time he was writing it, it was before 1914, when Transylvania was part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Romanians were not allowed to be ennobled, but I must check my references on that. As to Vlad, he was imprisoned in Brasov (Brah Shov), which borders on the Carpathain Mountains, under Mathias Corvin, who at the time had the best army in Eastern Europe, I mean they had arquebusers! Anyhow...cheers to everyone :)

[Jeffieboi]

This is one of the funniest things Marge has ever said.

[dannygmzz]

The difference between this count and the one on Family Guy? I actually laughed at this scene. :P

[GuerreroDelInfo]

the count's laugh is hilarious! lol

[grasimpson]

I always wondered what country he came from

[TheFatCampCrew]

@grasimpson Romania

[Junokaii]

9 "rape"

1 "me'

8 "muwahahaha"

[KiramaruXVI]

@Junokaii huh?

[Junokaii]

@KiramaruXVI on the keys on your keyboard press them like.. half a second apart and she'll say "rape me" and the count will go "muwahahaha"

[cheesegrater46]

press 7 repetadly too hear the count say nuts

[MrJ0mmy]

@m3sopotamian yes i do

[PoppingPOPcans]

hold 8 for mega orgasm.

[TheTeeWorldsfreak]

at first I thought:

one nipple,

two nipple,

three nipple,

muhahahahahaha!!

[TheSunnyRian]

press 8

[RosaEveningstar]

"Bitch, where is my money? You have been late 4 times, I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? 1! 2! 2 Smacks!"

[BeamMeUpSir]

All "Family Guy" knows how to do, is to 1) STEAL from "The Simpsons" "Robot Chicken" & "South Park" and 2) NOT BE FUNNY!!

[thomasthetank97]

the count is the shit (only thing i watched sesame street for)

[EngelYumi]

wish episode is this from? D:

[Zippy19891]

press 2, then after she said like, press 7

[mimi1232789]

her bean bag looked like a pumpkin

[Hardstyl3Forev3r]

Press 7 then 9 then 1 for nuts rape me ! xD

[celenalulu]

Transylvania :)

[Koyori12345]

@celenalulu Nope, Romania.

[ojgsk8ter]

press 6 then 7 for 3 nuts

[ExploringBeyond]

Lois Simpson has always been the strangest character on Spongebob chicken

[TheSubscriptionGiver]

funny, how both of the top comments are THE SAME FUCKING COMMENT

[wileyk209zback]

Wow, Harry Shearer did a pretty decent job voicing the Count!

[BrokenHorn90]

Making Family Guy references on a Simpson's video? Ohh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.

[slimgopey]

the family guy quote doesn't make any sense.

[MrBlockishMark]

Quoting Family Guy on a Simpsons video? That's a paddlin.

[dafuki]

@MrBlockishMark he's a Muppet!!@! :|

[theReaper763]

yea go make the family guy jooke real mature... BUT ITS FUNNY AS SHIT

[AIgernon]

Hey were you guys aware there is a show called Family Guy?

[skreamization]

@Leogalvanhalen The father of your navy sounds like he was a good man :) you should come to ireland about 90% of us hate the british im sure its the same in argentina, they demand respect but if you ask me they cant even think for themselves, they do everything america tells them to do.....and i know how you feel about the falklands, the brits are still in control of half of ireland :/ as said in ireland, tiocfaidh ar lá

[NegaZxyz]

@skreamization Your wrongthere, I live in america and most of my people only seem to want to do whatever the british are doing. Which I find highly annoying.

[indyfan22k]

What country is the count from ?? Romania ? Slovakia ? Italy ?

[napischu]

@indyfan22k Well, if he's probably from Transylvania in Romania :> But that's just a guess.

[skreamization]

@Leogalvanhalen I feel the exact same way about the brits...im irish so we've taken enough shit from the aswell, glad to know theres people outside my country who despise them :)

[Leogalvanhalen]

@skreamization Hey wait a minute, you say you are irish, guillermo brown the father of our navy, was irish. I'm glad to know about another anti imperialist, this english are pirates, and then they demand respect. My respect to to irland, and MALVINAS ARGENTINAS INGLESES DE MIERDA!!!

[MrSuperJuden]

I like the all seeing eye the count makes with his collar and head. The Illuminati are real. Illuminati

[TheSecondR]

@AngeloNiklis

Well, Bela Lugosi (the original Dracula on screen) was Hungarian, so you could assume that, but Dracula the character himself is Romanian, so it depends on who you're talking about...

[07sandrewsworth]

thats what us english peeps have gotta say to those blood sucking polish people

[Leogalvanhalen]

@07sandrewsworth we should say that to you, fucking pirates. Wanna be british?, then go to your fucking island (country) acutally we say it, so go home fucking british.

[07sandrewsworth]

@Leogalvanhalen you go to yours you stupid thieving parasites

[Leogalvanhalen]

@07sandrewsworth i'm argentinian you fucking idiot, I owe your country nothing. Your fucking people is down here, we don't want them and they want to be british, then take them hell out of here.

[weLeb14]

@watchin112 wrong video

[Smallville744]

@watchin112

um thats from family guy not the simpsons

[ChickenFriedA]

thumbs up if you also expected that the count said: One nipple

[Bazza598]

the swear jar broke like 5 seasons ago... its what was keeping back the filth 'nutty fudge kins'

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

Thats not Racism, its Xenophobia...

[BeamMeUpSir]

The word(s) "Racist" or "Racism" is one of the MOST OVERUSED & MISUNDERSTOOD words in ALL of the modern American English vernacular!!

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

@BeamMeUpSir Which is why i said it ISNT racism...