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  • Yo preach es-spanglish

  • i love goerge lopez's comedy so much he is so funny and at is own show

  • "Now it's just water and corn" hahaha

  • hahah my family speaks Croanglish

  • Gabe is better ! :)

  • lmfao i visited mi familia and they still do that, my little cousin wanted some shoes and we couldnt afford it so mi abuela hid them for her.

  • funny vato

  • 71 spanish teachers watched this vid

  • Kumar

  • Aha, george is so funny & what he says is truee!

  • @Pink201145 For real! I had a brother who came from Honduras, and we would talk to each other in a mix of Spanish and english for 5 years. Good times.

  • lol my primo george hes always funny

  • 2:49 OMFG! That was the first time in a LONG time I laughed so hard at a comedy show that I had tears in my eyes. You the man, George! :-)

  • haha!! i laughed my ass off :P

  • Dayum Baby....0:58

  • diss fu is to funny i dont wanna buy swamp land

  • Es kumar en 20 años más!

  • Jajajajaja que bueno está el video! :D

  • goerge lopez is the fucking man!!!

  • "hasta en el culo we!" haha he's awesome!

  • armed and puto

  • "I got E-Coli. I couldn't go to Pilates."

  • "Think outside the bun!" xD

  • lol i made it without your fucking hand shake

  • He should forgive him....not good to keep unforgiveness.....

  • @BlackHairFTW his is good but i like dave chappelles better lol

  • lol im white and i hid stuff all the time. 

  • hasta en el culo wey!

  • I love George Lopez.

  • Why u crying

  • lol i love his white people act

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  • 1:00 "Damn Baby!"

  • OMG HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • g lopez is the shit fuck eric estrada ftp!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE GEORGE LOPEZ HE IS THE BEST

  • I Like George, but he hate too much Erik Estrada Come on George you are more than Him now! Do not live in the past!

  • ahaha im white but i was raised like a mexican

  • ah george lopez, disrespecting the human race one color at a time

  • HAHAHAHA "For God Sakes Dehame En Paz.....Higo The Lachingada"

  • HAHAHAHA "I AM" 

  • Fuck that puto!

  • some funny guy BUT a lot of it is the trueth

  • I think he's talking about my tia betty andtia iris

  • Spartan117. Fuck that puto.

  • they talk shit about us it goes down to the feild ;) yep! LOL! LMFAO! i love this

  • lol so true

  • 2:36

  • like this comment if u used to hide stuff XD

  • YOU WANNA ONIONS ???, MIRA.......FROM MY CULO KE DEJE , XDXDXD

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  • Check out this crazy chicano prank call!---->  /watch?v=fpeCOny0wMA&feature=c­­hannel_video_title

  • GLORIA! nevermind he's already cleaning the room.

    LMAO

  • HOrale

  • good lord this is some ignorant bullshit

  • I had Spanglish in my house. My grandma amd grandpa spoke in Spanish and my mom responded in English.

  • lmfao the spanglish part reminds me of how my husband tlks lmao!!!

  • ur so fukig good cabroooooonnnnnnnn hahhaaaa 

  • Priceless!

  • I wish I could understand Spanish.

  • I LOVE his head movement. I think that adds a lot to his humor. Heads up if you agree.

  • @Skaygirl02 Uhm... Don't you mean thumbs up?! Hahaha : )

  • @Skaygirl02 Thumbs up! Damn it! ^^

  • But bush is a fuken puto just not Obama

  • @PinoyBallin408 don't talk shit about the president thy is saving ur fuken ass rite now puto

  • @MzFoRi3 (continued) that bs trying to pull the race card. That was priceless.

  • @MzFoRi3 Haha ok I'll break this down for you since you apparently have the IQ of a cheeto. What I said was "I just have a college education" aka I'm sonning you in regards to your own culture because I'm formally educated about it and many other things, not because I'm also Hispanic. Which I of course am not. That brings me to another point, I can't be racist because Hispanic isn't a race and if I were "racist" against you lot and were saying you're all stupid you'd be a prime example with all

  • LOL erik estrada

  • i fukn love george lopez :) i watch all his shows knowing that im going to have a stomachache cuz he makes us laugh so much KEEP IT UP G.L.

  • @MzFoRi3 Lmfao did you just try to pull the race card? Discrimination haha. I said whatever helps you sleep at night something about publicly sonning you regarding your own ethnicity and you said "Same to you buddy" which obviously would not apply if I'm not hispanic and we're talking about Mexicans. I don't see how difficult of a train of thought that is to follow let alone where it was appropriate to pull the race card. Get over yourself.

  • @TheGiggles1989 Reread your comments next time man, you clearly stated the same didn't apply to you because you weren't hispanic and you "have a college education". If you weren't racist, what did you mean by that comment then? Just threw it in there for the heck of it?

  • Hahahah he is so funny!... I rather being latino than a fucking gringo ;D! fuck u all whiteys

  • damm this vato is firme

  • @MzFoRi3 Doesn't apply because I'm not Hispanic. I just have a college education. Nice try, thanks for playing.

  • @TheGiggles1989 Ok, that was a WTF comment... obviously you are trying to degrade me by discrimination, but its not working, thank YOU for trying, and keep trying.

  • I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!

  • @MzFoRi3 Whatever helps you sleep at night. It is better to walk away instead of getting publicly sonned regarding your own ethnic background.

  • @TheGiggles1989 Same to you buddy.

  • LMAO I still do that.

  • como esta to florida george! or to a part of florida!

  • subtitulo espaniol!

    

  • ha ha ha ha ha you made my day ! you were right be nice to anybody! eric E.forgot

    where he came from? George Lopez all the way!!!( filipino fans)

  • never going to taco bell now

  • FUCK THAT PUTO!

  • Ahahahaah george lopez fucking kills mee ! His shit never gets old lol gotta love him <3

  • @MzFoRi3 In closing, you stated in a previous comment that Mexicans are native because they're Aztec and Mayan. That's pure ignorance. Both of those societies were almost completely eradicated by European colonization. So no, Mexicans are primarily not Aztec and Mayan. Also, not all of you are mestizo. You guys have African ancestry as well. Mexico is just another racist society so denies their ethnic roots while flaunting the benefits including your dances, instruments, and music.

  • @MzFoRi3 No one is stripping you of your culture, but the fact is you're claiming something that you're not. The Mayans primarily inhabited places like Honduras, etc. As you previously stated, they inhabited the Yucatan peninsula in Mexico. How many mexicans are from the Yucatan peninsula? Not only that, but the number of Mayans dwindled so low that there's a common myth that they disappeared, so what would you say the likelihood of a Mexican Mayan would be? Very low aka probably not you.

  • @TheGiggles1989 you know what I don't need to prove absolutely to you, and frankly i am getting tired of this old argument. If you want to keep up this idiotic discussion go ahead, but im sure everyone is getting tired of reading these long ass arguments..

  • lol why all the comments so looooong xD

  • YOU'RE THE MAN GEORGE!!!

  • FUCK ERICK ESTRADA

  • Glad his show got cancelled. Good riddance, you racist fuck. We'll never make progress in the world with this guy shoving stereotypes down our throats.

  • @GamerDude200

    Fuck you man, just because you white fucks aint got no humour.

  • @antoniokazemi You're clearly retarded. All this guy does is play on stereotypes over and over again. Seriously, this is why racism won't ever die. Because morons like this want to make money off of those stereotypes.

  • 55 people are racist

  • @Previews3D *aren't

  • hahah thats SO true if u do talk shit bout us it does get down to the fields! trust me i know......

  • Lazy, Latinos Lazy?? they must be fucking out their minds, Latinos are the hardest workers ever.

  • ★★★★★

    George Lopez = Funny!!!!!

  • I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!!!!!!

  • this is when george lopez was funny... now hes all political and sucks big time.. george lopez leave that political shit behind bro and starte being funny again

  • @MzFoRi3 In reality, Mexicans are not descended from amazing Mesoamerican cultures. Mexicans are a combination of native tribes, Spaniards, and African slaves. The glorification of the Aztecs and Maya as part of Mexican culture is just some sort of pseudo- elitism very similar to white Americans linking themselves to the Vikings or the Celts.

  • @TheGiggles1989 Yeah (almost).

  • @TheGiggles1989 why are you trying to strip us of our heritage saying we're not this or that? have you even done further research? because some of your statements are completely incorrect.

    for example, saying the Mayas did not inhabit Mexico, which is ridiculous. the Maya civilization extended from Mesoamerica, all the way up to central Mexico, and if you did your research you would know. I never said Mexicans only had indigenous blood, where did you get that from?

  • @MzFoRi3 Are you suggesting that the only native tribes in Mexico were the Aztec? Because if you are, that is extremely incorrect. Like I said, the majority of mexicans are NOT Aztec. The Spaniards didn't simply rape the natives. The Spaniards and Portuguese oftentimes inter-married with the natives of the lands they inhabited and the Africans they brought over. So no, most mexicans are not products of mass rape. Also, the Mayans in the Yucatan peninsula were almost completely wiped out as well

  • Fuck Erik Estrada, fucken puto!

  • THIS IS LIFE!

  • Who the the fuck DISLIKES GEORGE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!

  • @MzFoRi3 Actually, most mexicans are not Aztec at all considering the fact that the Aztec empire was almost completely eradicated by the Spanish via disease and slave labor. Also, the mayans did not inhabit Mexico. They inhabited central America. Lastly, natives that live in the USA are native American. In other places they're referred to as Amerindian. Btw, "American" denotes a citizen of the USA THEREFORE not all mexicans are American.

  • @TheGiggles1989 Well then what was the result of all those Spaniards raping the natives? there are still some natives alive somewhere in Mexico so not all were completely eradicated. The Mayans DID inhabit PART of southern Mexico in the Yucatan peninsula. and my choice of the word "American" was probably wrong, what i meant in American was part of North America, but obviously only US citizens are exclusive to that word and they call the rest of the people in the Americas, Amerindian.

  • FTP!

    I LOVED YOU IN SANTA BARBARA BOWL!

    <3 <3

  • FUCK THAT PUTO!!!

    I got a new one. JMH you know what that stands for? Jodete Mama Huevaso!!!!!

  • I chocked on my drink

  • i made it without ur handshake puto!!!...<3 george lopez

  • Ur a great comedian :)

  • FUCK YOU PUTO!!!! LOL

  • it's comedy you're supposed to fucking laugh we take more shit from white comedians. i'm already used to white comedians talking shit bout us but i personally don't mind.

  • I Am ! For god sakes dejame en paz , cripes , hijo de la chingada , !

    Lmao ! tooo freaking funny haha.

  • CHORROOOOOOOOOOOOO PRRRR

  • SABES QUE THAT THING WAS FUNNY AS SHIT SPANGLISH

    

  • Vato I fucking love u!! Haha

  • I FUCKING ADMIRE YOU! ever since i was 12 i wanted to go to one of your shows now im 14 and i still havent, I hope one day my dream of meeting you comes true! your so talented as a comedian. My mom always used to scream at me because i would wait till 10pm to watch your show at nick@night and it was past my bed time:p Lol. but it was all worth it because it was the best hour of the day! Viva los latinos!

  • @Th3rteenn that sucks,i went to denver and went to one of his stand up comedy, he partnerd up with Carlos Santana it was awesome

  • @hxzxxl cuddly and nice when I put up with your guyses racism. I can't be racist for fear of 21 Latinos pounding the poo out if one white teen. Racism is everywhere, and it's no ones fault, so don't go blaming America, it's us, latinos, Asians, African Americans, etc... Don't blame Americans to make yourself feel better. Almost everyone of those 21 kids is racist to whites everyday, and I put up with it cuz I'm just one kid, and they are 21 Latino kids

  • @hxzxxl I know it exists, and maybe we are being racist in response I know that a lot of whites are racist but I live in a town of 5,000 and in my high school class, I am one out of three white people. Everyone else is Latino. I'm not racist but then they start yelling at me telling me to go eat my fried chicken and get fat, and calling me a cracker, and referring to me as "that stupid white kid".

    Racism isn't just in response to other racism, it's just there so don't make your race sound so

  • Lopez is wicked underrated. I wasn't so sure when Louis CK called him one of his all--time favorites, but I get it now. He's excellent!

  • Quit hating on America guys, Latinos move here for a better life and start hating on us, u don't see too many of us moving to Mexico for a better life.

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  • @hxzxxl All im tryin to say is Everyone blames americans for being racist while other races are just as racist. Im against racism and im not going to argue with you sooooo..... yeah

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  • george lopez for president!! we need a full latino takeover

  • Lol If ur not spanish u will not think its funny bc U WONT UNDERSTAND!

  • they probibly had to burn that mic when they finished the show

  • THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN...... LET ME OUT SOME HAIR IN THERE... LMAOOO

  • FUCK THAT PUTO!!!! LMAOOOOO THIS GUY IS TOO FUNNY

  • "I went to the store y totho esta sold out, por que I remember hiding it to" I just realized I speak English and Spanish without even realizing it.:)

  • FUCK THAT PUTO!

    lol

  • viva mexico ... i hate the 44 peoples put don`t like ...

  • Why do they call them latinos? You don't speak latin, and I don't think there was ever a time where latin america was ever inhabited by people who spoke latin. 

  • Los shoes amarillos esta'n todo sold out.

  • im Guatemalan / german / jew / and im native of america cause thats where my Guatemalan mother give me birth and her generation base it since 10,000 years before us....... be proud to be american not your shit flag . cus thats the reason others are taking the name american for them selfs , cus morons like you take a shit name of your country that are corrupted, and never get ahead in the world cus is manipulated , cus they know your into your shit flag . LATINOS Proud of our race not a flag

  • I am soooo proud to be Mexican

    Geogre Lopez is amazing!!!!!

  • I am soooo proud to be Mexican

    Geogre Lopez is amazing!!!!!

  • Viva la raza puro latinos

  • America was owned by indians and mexicans and i believe spanish and white ppl came over 4rm england

  • @anika7771 you half away from the truth to bad you proud of a one country that is slave by another thats why we never get ahead .all indians of america owned . not mexicans mexico is a state manipulated by USA . OPEN YOUR EYEs ppl .....

  • @anika7771 looool uhm... there wouldn't be any "mexicans" if it wasnt for the spaniards !! ur talking about the aztecs... hell yeah proud to be aztec and spanish = mexican !!!! :)

  • latinos ARE AMERICAN! watch south AMERICA, central AMERICA, North AMERICA. Hey if we r in one of these we AMERICAN!

  • LMAO!!! HELL YEAHH!!!

  • higo dela chingada!! lol! hdlj!

  • hdoj!

    

  • FTP

  • Lol funnyyyyy

  • Jajaja I thought I was the only one who hid shit I couldnt afford lmaooo :D

  • Fuck all the haters!!!! Viva la Raza putos!!!!!

  • He is so funnyxD

  • no taco no latino

  • omg karen valencia tienes ke ver esto ahora ke trabajas en el taco bell lol

  • I love mexicans!

  • @kilox10001 Amen to that, buddy!!!! We're all sharing the land here, and we're all equal as we stand upon it :)

  • I can't stand people that hate our Mexican/American Heritage. I'm Irish, my family is European, and I LOVE IT! I research the statistics about our economy, and our diverse employment benefits we've recently come across... LONG story short, the data proves that our Mexican immigrants (legal AND illegal :D) are UNBELIEVABLY beneficial to our economy. And the surveys of racial dispersion prove that our recent financial boosts, come from the Mexo-Americans!! But the racists don't want to admit it!!!

  • todos somos AMERICANOS putos escucha y aprende SUR CENTRO NORTE AMERICA AMERICA MUDA FUCKERS

  • I FUCKING LOVE GEORGE LOPEZ AH <3

  • Srry i Mexican........I eat real tacos;)

  • yeah

  • yyeah

  • HELL YEE

  • He's one of the funniest people in the world. I hope i can get too see him sometime.

  • @MzFoRi3 Right dont forgot us Africans,all they depended on were cultures other than themselves.Think about it without the us America wouldve been poor!

  • @MzFoRi3 Native Americans were here first..