Dashie the Sailor Mare

[Luhood90]

Funny how that turns out... you know you've watched to much anime when you read "Dashie the Sailor Mare" and prepare yourself for a Sailor Moon joke...

[TPrower]

I'm Dashie the Sailor Mare

I'm Dashie the Sailor Mare

When I drinks me cider

The world's lookin brighter

I'm Dashie the Sailor Mare

[14mamaluigi]

LOL!!! That Popeye theme sounded great with that pose!!! Excellent job, SMG13!

[ChReNiC]

I DRINK TILL I VOMIT

THEN PUNCH LIKE A COMET

I'M DASHIE THE DRUNKEN MARE

WOO WOO

[eddmario]

And to think, the whole "Spinach has just as much iron in it as a steak" thing started with a typo.

[EvansRowan123]

@eddmario Actually, I think it was a decimal point thing - off by an order of magnitude.

[eddmario]

@EvansRowan123 Which is in fact a typo.

[EvansRowan123]

@eddmario Well, yeah, I suppose. *shrugs*

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Why'd I think this was going to be a parody of Sailor Moon?

[EvansRowan123]

@HaloLvl43Legit Popeye the Sailor Moon + Rainbow Dash = I don't fuckin' know but it's awesome.

[turtleman3651]

My popeye joke is top comment on this clip on EpicGteGuys video.....COINCIDENCE?

[Stardart]

And It's Popeye for the Sub!

[Dystopalicious]

There can be no doubt that you are best pony.

[CaptainAlliance]

We saw this coming.

[themaster4576]

OMG TY SMG13 loved popeye when I was a kid

[NYankeesFan95]

Well blow me down! *starts laughing like Popeye*

[DwarfNinjas]

Speaking as the grandchild of one of the original animators for Popeye (his early b&w days).

I approve of this video.

[NintendoSpoofer]

I was expecting an anime transformation sequence where Rainbow Dash was half naked- wait.

[rankaratar]

The time has been doubled.

[jackielantern6]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Cherrychanga today 

[MerchManDan]

@jackielantern6 Brilliant!! I wish I had thought of that.

[SkieBluFox]

BITCH I LOOK LIKE POPEYE

[ApocalypseMoose]

HOW'S A TASTE OF ME SONIC RAINBOOM?!

[Abracamoron]

that's what happens when she drinks Cider

Cider is her "Spinach"

[PonyofDuality]

CUM ON EVERYPONY!

[mdalsted]

If you ask me, Dashie the Sailor MARE goes better with the song's rhythm.

[GaelicBrony]

You're a sap, sap, sap, Mr. Jap!

[MrSoulmaan]

HELP ME DASHIE! HEEEEELLLLLP! *wiggles arms like they are spagetti*

[SepticArtPRODUCTIONS]

WELL BLOW ME DOWN!

[Fummy007]

The time has been doubled

[StonegazeSteam]

Oh god the nostalgia!

[booyah344]

dont know why i was expecting fighting evil by moon light

[arrowghost]

I'm... Dashie the sailor mare, *toot*

I'm Dashie the sailor mare, *toot*

I'm fast while I'm sleeping

Cause I drink me cider.

I'm Dashie the sailor mare. *toot* *toot*

[981407036x]

@arrowghost good lord that didnt even rhyme!

[darklight436]

@arrowghost that was painful trying to sing it in a rhythm

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Whats in that Cider?

[darkxaur]

*flashes back to the all new Popeye show*....oh god, what a horrible show....

[PharaHooves]

what no hidden pic?

[Shadario777]

when Rainbow Dash gets her cider.

[2007excalibur2007]

OH GOD. THE NOSTALGIA. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE.

AAAAAAAAAAA

[ihateflying3000]

crossovering everything with them, like theres no fucking ponies enough.

[drunkdriveing]

my laptop is either really cold right now or is at that level of hot were it feels cold cause i just spent my day watching SMG13 videos

[VinnyVanYiffy]

..I was expecting ..sailor SCOUT pony.. but instead, you earn more respect from me. Somehow

[PonyofDuality]

NO PONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!

[Shanawolfo1]

So, when is Dashie going to go fight the goons and get her pappy back?

[MisterOhma]

The Flim Flams better RUN

[TheSman515]

I swear I saw this as a comment on a kyrospawn vid 0_o, damn you're fast

[jacobpotter]

Aww, no Saturation concept art?

[assin990]

I am typically not sure who will win either popeye or saxton or chuck norris or.....*mumbles*

[tlrledbetter]

I'm Dashie the Sailor Pony

I'm Dashie the Sailor Pony

I'm one badass fighter

cause I drinks me cider

I'm Dashie the Sailor Pony

[geckowonderful]

Fighting evil by moonlight!

Winning love by daylight!

Never run from a real fight!

SHE IS THE ONE CALLED SAILOR. . . .

Oh wait this is a popeye reference? The title was misleading, ill be on my way now. . .

[shadownitron]

@geckowonderful your not alone bro....

:L

[nigahiga68]

Twilight: "What are you, Rainbow Dash? A loyal friend? A daring pegasus?"

RD: "I yam wut I yam."

[TwikleSparlight]

DORK! OMG. I can't believe you just did that.

[PantaroParatroopa]

I beat foes faster than they blink

'Cause of the Cider that I drink

I'm Dashie the Sailor Pony

[XISMN]

Apple Oyllllll

I brung you sum flowrs

UHG uhg uhg uhg uhg uhg uhg

[handsomebrick]

Clenched hooves

[FluckierCow]

Good job

[UniteBronies]

why are the video suggestions full of cooking videos?

[Raveman01]

Under 300 club :D

[ManOfManyLolz]

Perfect.

[RBIGisEPIC]

No hidden concept art? I am disappoint.

[LightningFastStudios]

Joke 1: THE TIME HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

Joke 2: THE JOKE HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

[tehmuffinman346]

Bluto disliked this.

Oh no...Now that I've said this, I've become one of THOSE youtube commenters. *Cries*

[BurntPoptart1]

anyone else noticed her eyes went from their normal rosey color to red?

[IMMAMANNYPENG]

*slow applause*

[onlyseeingray]

Brilliant!

[christofer2608]

Popeye approves this video...

[SUPERVANMAN64]

This is glorious.

[RedIgloo81]

To find out what she uses in place of Spinach, go to the previous video

[ManOfManyLolz]

@RedIgloo81 I'LL EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS EVERY DAY NOW

[danvseverything]

@RedIgloo81 i laughed out loud apon reading that comment.

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@RedIgloo81 MAYONNAISE!!! BECAUSE I LOOOOOVE MAYONNAISE!!! HEHE stay outta mah shed

[CutieKitty183xo]

@RedIgloo81 CUPCAKES!

[TheWackyDiscord]

Rainbow Dash: I'm strong to the finish cause I drinks me cider-

Applejack: That's all the cider for today!

Rainbow Dash: OH FOR PETE SAKE

[Dracodeumonis]

Eeyup.

[MrRoastedToasted]

lol



[Magnakilro19]

now she just needs an unintelligible form of speech and she's perfect for the role.

[Clone394]

@Magnakilro19 you also forgot the eye problem, and the pipe too

[gothboy195]

aw, no hidden image this time?

[laz0r4321]

Popeye would be proud.

[30flames]

So in place of Spinach she eats Zap Apple Jam?

[TechnosaurMusic]

Eeyup.

[gaminggenius531]

Popeye? YES.