Arj Barker - Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

[rexonaBABE]

wanna come hikin?



[colonelcoltech]

@rexonaBABE might go for a bit of a squidgerydigde. why not!

[buccashit]

oh yeeahh, farkk.

[IheartMcGwinn]

I just sat here agreeing with everything he said. Oh us Australians.

[Amphion0]

@IheartMcGwinn Thats why I love this, it's so totally true haha.

[1ghostronin]

that was gold

[ICreativesite]

Great, great ;)

[Saksm113]

I've used that word. No one has ever asked me what it means. I love this country!

[jezmuff]

Squidgerydidge only works because it sounds like 'geeze' and 'squiz', both of which are words we use.

[1ghostronin]

@jezmuff lol so true

[higatez]

This is true, I'm Aussie and I realised this the other day, i was walking down a track and i almost stepped on a snake, and i like starts slithering away into the bush and my reaction was simple, "fuck, almost stepped on that snake" completely calm, fuck i love Australia.

[Mohamedazabigen]

Why do I have arms? Am I a lizard by any chance? Lol

[Bellygiudes]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[adrastea]

Arj barker Denver Comedy Works tonight thru Sunday!!

[chocolatisnice1]

They didn't flinch when he said 'squidgery-dige' because 'squiz' is a word that we use for 'having a look' and you can ad '...ery-dige' to the end of things and it doesn't change the meaning.

[ScottJackson117]

2011 Australian Dictionary. I here-by declare "Squidgerydidge" to be in the dictionary.

SQUIDGERY DIDGE

Squid-gery-didge

1) "To browse a store without the intention to buy anything

2) Passing through a store for no reason

3) Arj Barker

[Drunkkid69]

Its true. I always make up insults for people and they never blink an eye either. I call people boobs, chiggers, gayfags, niggerlickers, peanutcunts, abosniffers. Thats just barely scraping the barrell too.

[ozipk]

That man has brown skin.

[50RpJ]

@ozipk is that a problem? he's half indian, half anglo

[ozipk]

@50RpJ Shame the better half is recessive.

[50RpJ]

@ozipk racist



[LachyFF17]

My insides hurt so much, I'm so glad to be Aussie :)

[walkingtoNewOrleans]

sooooo...... yes?

[patthedogdownunder]

1:37 was he talkin Kiwi? 1:42 Then he changed to Leb. LMAO. Yanks cant talk Strine. LMAO even more when they try. Only because they sound like Bogans when they use Strine.

[lakhanpalarjun]

he is so hilarious........

make me proud on australia.

[lara519]

deffo mate, ridgy didge idea. bloody bonza!!

[honeyryder22]

love him. love australia. life's good.

[SPnSSaremint]

haha us Aussies are the best :D

[ShonkyAdonis]

Snakes aren't nearly as scary as spiders. I grew up in a suburb that was on the edge of bushland so I saw plenty of both.

I barely bat an eyelid at snakes but a mean enough looking spider will make me shit my pants.

The worst part is now I live in the city so there are no snakes, but still a tonne of spiders.

[trainfan761]

I saw a snake like 6 months ago, it was the first snake I came across and i was on a holiday in america.......like i didnt get scared..

[pricakes]

I love him on flight of the conchords!

[walker373]

squizz is common word, Why the fuck is that funny

[BushidoRei]

@walker373 Probably cause he said "SQUIDGERY" not squizz...if you bothered to listen.

[ShonkyAdonis]

@walker373 Haha maybe you should actually listen to what someone says before you bag them out for it.

[andyroo2540]

Somehow, the uploader "misspelt" squidgerydidge in the description. It's not a word but that's not how it's spelt.

[bewade]

The 1 person who voted dislike needs a kick in the knackers!

[sexecutioner66]

He said Melbourne properly, he's alright in my books.

[ZeCrossHatch]

@sexecutioner66 IKR I hate people who say 'MELBORN' >_<''

[FrankyJFuckwit]

do youse really think us aussies are fuckin fearless? i hope so

[krowzormoar]

we love him like he loves us since almost all his material comes from ripping on us

[Hannah1995100]

How to I tell the good arj barker from the bad arj barker????!!

[EternallyBreathless]

if I got bitten i wouldnt be "shit. i got bit." Id be "FUCKING DIE SERPENT SCUM! *Smashes snake with my steel cap boots and beheads it with a shovel* ....."Now..........hmm. bloody hell. I got bit. bugger."

xD

[7CellarDoors]

@EternallyBreathless Rofl. Precicley dude. I actually HAVE been bitten by snakes and what you just said was essentially the after math XD. Ausies are way to relaxed for our own good lol

[wazup4251]

NO DISLIKES!!!

[CTCParadox]

Is it just me or is he kind of impersonating Dave Hughes at 1:40?

[mikeyo1234]

Never seen this guy til now... superb!

[papadesi1]

he is Indian American

[Smellness13]

124 people are pure Australian :)

[mark9406]

haha squidgerydidge

[tjwhalan]

fucken love when the comedians talk about shit aussies do

[8ellybelly8]

he sounds like dave hughes from 1:39-1:48

[BiRainFangirl6]

that was pretty good!!

[OnlyLuv4eVa]

nah just taking a squidgerydidge...haha you hilarious

[ajnode]

I deadset make up words all the time, but bloody hell who doesn't?!

[aghelbren]

@ajnode the rest of the english speaking world

[BetterMakeItWorthIt]

Talented man! Don't hate him because you couldn't make a clown laugh. Don't like him then why do you watch his videos? Seems like a waste of time to me?

ARJ BARKER FTW!

[AUSYMAN01]

oh yeah fuck!..

..... lol go Australia

[godluven44]

Aw, yeah? Fuuck.

beautiful. :D

[j11YT]

what's up with comments by repeating a phrase from the clip verbatim?

[Jinda89]

@j11YT you must be new here...

[motorgeeek]

lol he talks so gay! xD

hahah funny gay dude

[ilovetheflip]

@motorgeeek he's not gay

[XrotarebiL]

If you add the word "squidgerydidge" to the tags this would get more views.

[whiteninja300]

aw yeah fuck  so true

[YouGibbon]

HEY THAT'S NOT A FUCKING WORD!

[chocoholicgirl94]

haha he's like an adopted aussie :):):):)

[CurryPuffJunior]

Hey! That's not a fuckin word, aright? We're speaking English here, that's like a linguistic contract!

[CurryPuffJunior]

I'm taking a squidgeriedidge.

ARJIE BARJIE

[CjScott101]

Im just having a sqigery didge

[chocolateaddict24]

hes so right, if i was the shopkeeper and someone said that i would think nothing of it.

[dosrockerthebest]

I wish Arj would come to New Zealand...

[brokensnail]

New Zealand wishes for a lot of things :P hahah Jokes jokes

[scottlandjay]

He was crap in 2009, good to see hes back with some funny new stuff.

[AthleticsGirl22]

Oh yeah, fuck

[rhart49]

He knows us too well. So funny and true about the slang too. Squiditydig lol

[bitemebutterflymagic]

no thanks. im just havin a suidgeridige. soooo thats a yess?? OMG HE IS SO HILAR. i luuurv u arjy barjyy

[Jonsarvon]

I just saw Arj Barker perform in melbourne hall, The only time i stopped laughing was when i regained feeling in my jaw, he is a great bloke! not only was he kool with taking his photo, he also grabbed the dvd off me to sign it. If you want a fun night out go see him live

[lilZeeRocker]

oh that mate is AMAZING (: hahaha

'oh yeah ...fuuck' hahaha =P

[hamtotem]

your not australian if you dont like arjy barjy

[jekatuga93]

@hamtotem you don't have a sense a humour if you don't like arj

[Timamz]

@jekatuga93 Don't you mean "You have a different sense of humour if you dislike Arj Barker's jokes"?

I could absolutely HATE Arj Barker but really like his jokes. It's easy to dislike someone you don't know.

Also, to the fucking idiot that said you're not australian if you don't like him, get fucked. You're not Australian if you're not born in Aus or have Australian citizenship.

What about the people that were born and lived in Aus before Arj was born? Not Australian? fucking idiot.

[Bo0mz0r]

@Timamz Someone needs to put on his happy pants

[Timamz]

@Bo0mz0r LOL that made me laugh. A lot. Congratulations.

Oh and for the record, I did laugh at most of this sketch, I'm just slightly annoyed at the idiocy being reflected in these comments.

SQUIDGERYDIGE!

[MAGICMORGAN9]

@hamtotem He is american?

[DezGSRD]

@MAGICMORGAN9 Yes but Australians love him.

[UltimateColour]

@hamtotem he's american

[619beanie]

@UltimateColour lol we all know his american..we just all love him

[smileyglitter]

@hamtotem *you're

[XoXoNadXoXo]

haha makes me love australia even more

Squidgerydidge!!!

[twista200317]

@XoXoNadXoXo good spelling i see you were great in english

[XoXoNadXoXo]

@twista200317 ?? thats what he says but

[twista200317]

@XoXoNadXoXo true but i wouldnt know where to start spelling that word

[XoXoNadXoXo]

@twista200317 oh, i thought you were being sarcastic..

[twista200317]

@XoXoNadXoXo nah

[MegaLostFreak]

@XoXoNadXoXo did he write it in sarcastica?

[musicmanrox]

@MegaLostFreak hahaha nah i think it was in good times roman

:p

[poiuzttrewq]

@XoXoNadXoXo : he's american...

[JustBecauz]

legend upload!!!!!

[Riderr17]

@zath73 how about I punch u in the mouth! Arg amazing ahhaah meet him a few times

[Veeohlay]

Thanks for the upload! :)

[zath73]

Talentless fuck thougt comedians were meant to be funny

[TaliesinMyrddin]

@zath73; You'd think so, but then if you watch American sitcoms you'll quite quickly learn that 'comedy' is obviously very, VERY relative.

[GenericBox]

Squidgertdidge will be added to the Australian dictionary next year.

[Apetite4Destruction]

"No thanks, I'm just having a little squidgerydidge" hahaha, amazing! xD

[youngie73]

hes funny lol

[yoshypoo]

woooo Australia