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  • WOW AN ARGUMENT OVER THIS!?!?!?! I would've never guessed the youtube community would take things so seriously???????? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

  • 0:45 Nice work Dan... 

  • I love how he is wearing a nazi youth armband!!

  • I lost it at the "funny eyes" part

  • hahhahaah... oooh Dandruff Sandwich.

  • me at school

  • I do nazi how this was funny. 

  • a) My name's also Dan

    b) I do that aaaaalll the time!

  • lol i got a error page saying "this page is bieng fixed by monkeys and if you see them show them this" ajkljelkjretuh random letters lol wtf is this

  • can u guys tell about the end i dont get it

  • @bassplayerisurfav Please say you're 10 years old.

  • he would fuck the beeker?

  • Jeff was trying not to laugh at 1:42 ^.^

  • some how this reminds me of gir from invader zim... especially the part about hugging :D

  • POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  IN A CAN!

  • OMG

  • This video is very offensive

  • @Colllegehumorful You're right. I did Nazi this coming, so I am out of Mein Kampfert zone.

  • THE FUNNY OYES!!!

  • This is so offensive you usually make funny videos, this was upsetting. I'm disabled

  • Dan is probably the best at Improv

    Loooove it

  • @steffany16 Too bad this isn't improv...

  • NAAAI NAAIII

  • STUPID GODDAMN ADS!!!

  • The fuuuunnnehh eyes the fuuuunnneh ey es

  • did anyone else notice that Pat's water bottle wasnt filled

  • Dan did the Australian impression of an Asian... the genius

  • How i feel at school

  • when u go super retared u never go back.

  • dan went retard i i died by luaghter

  • 0:46 is Jeff foxsworthy

  • The funny eyes ahahahhaa

  • 1:00 pat sounds so weird

  • Sarah's ass looks particularly juicy in this one...

  • REUNITE

    PANGEA

  • I put my pee-pee....in a horses butt!!

  • dan has the best Asian impression.

  • water bottle commercial? 

  • On the WEST SIYYYYYYYYYYYYYDE. 

  • That last part was disgusting, anne frankly i won't have anything to do with it....

  • ethan is a jew

  • THE PHONEE OYUS

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to.

  • I feel really bad now because it turns out that I am Dan in real life.

  • its funy cuz goeff is jewish

  • I'm offensive, and I found that retarded

  • The funniest bit was "later that day".

  • I put mai peepee, in a horsey butt!! YEEHAW!!

  • omg it's been so long since i've seen this i was like hmm i forgot what happens next but when he started going duhhh i was drinking rootbeer and i started choking really bad and i puked ),: worth it

  • Dan needs his own spin off show

  • Pause at 1:21

    

  • yyfjhglkjghşkhşlhipoh,pihşlgkl­hg

  • im asian and i almost died laughing at dan's impression xD

  • as soon as he started his southern accent i was having trouble breathing

  • dan humps pat

    sarah "GET OFF ME!"

    bitch..

  • It's just a joke it's not the best but it is pretty funny

  • Why so many dislikes? This was hilarious, people need to get over themselves.

  • i fucken love dan

  • hahahaha

  • Is Jeff not Jewish?

  • @soadjared that's the point :D

  • @soadjared So is Dan!

  • @soadjared Jeff is Jewish lol. That was why they put Dan next to him at the end.

    Look at Jeff's face. xD

  • I WAZ BUSY GANGBANGING WITH MAH HOOOOMIES

  • @MajorSimon ON DA WEST SUIIIIIIDDDEEEEE!!

  • more southern Dan!

  • jake and amir so much better

  • he went full retard

  • I'm defensive and i find this retarded

  • 1:41 - I did Natzi that coming :o

  • @RyanPriceish lol

  • De ferines.

  • I'm offensive and I find this asian

  • this was offensive

  • Offended by the "retard" thing. -____-

  • Dan went full retard, you never go full retard...

  • @MrSeben67 Tropic Thunder?

  • @MrSeben67

    That moron wakes up fully retarded.

  • @MrSeben67 when u go retard u never go back

  • many dislikes but one of their funniest episodes!! :D

  • Press 5 for Justin Bieber's life story.

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  • @EandHtoTheeXetreme U kidding? I know somebody like that! XD also nobody likes him.... true story

  • jeff is a jew and dans dressed up as nazi

  • never go full retard...

  • @titaboy123 you mu mu make me happy lol

  • @dcs290 Wrong

  • it feels wrong to laugh

  • Nice Bad Imitations !¬¬!

  • Lol

  • chicken chow mein ya know, CHICKEN CHOW MINE!!!

  • duh, a derp a female queer!

  • i thought Dan was half black? LOL

  • im a retarded Asian Nazi....

  • der derrr derrrrr derrrrrr derr derr derrr aDOINK!

  • the 2nd top comment has more likes then the first one :D

  • i did Nazi that last part coming.

  • @Flyspit187 I find that joke distasteful ANNE FRANKLY I don't wanna hear it

  • @laramiet011 LOL. 

  • @laramiet011 that was good. i liked that

    

  • @laramiet011 I agree. I was out of Mein Kampf-ert zone

  • @Flyspit187 I'm Goering to put an end to all nazi jokes ever: OK PEOPLE, I do nazi why jew make all these holocaust jokes, you have no reich to do that anne frankly I don't find them funny, this can not go any Fuhrer!!! You're all going to hail for this, I hope your not goering to do it again, this is really getting out of mein kampfort zone!!!

  • i'm asian....

  • NAYYY NAYYYYY lmao

  • "The swedish chef is a butterface."

  • 0:35 hes trying SO HARD not to laugh

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  • what up oh i dont want the watah i have chickie shoumain

  • most offensive hardly working yet?

  • ILL TELL YOU HWAT

    

  • David at 1:03, LMAO, PRICELESS

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  • LMFAO!!... sorry dan...

  • why would u want to reunite pangea

  • gimme hugs i like hugs!

  • im a retard!

  • Wait... is Jeff jewish?

  • @Swagnet0 A lot of the collegehumor staff are.

  • @Swagnet0 Amir, Jake, Jeff, Sarah, Dan = J. E. W. S

  • And then he goes all over again exept this time he wont stop!!!!

  • i've seen the exact same fucking ad 13 times in a row!!

  • The moral of the story:

    Don't be like Dan Gurewitch.

  • Jeff with Dan at the end...#Awk

  • I'm asian but that impression was too funny

  • bloopers, blooppers!! blooooooopeeeerrrsss!!!!!!!!

  • WEST SIDE LOL

  • this one was good rofl

  • I used to be an idiot like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • The fony eyes! The fony eyes!

  • Oh sorry I am suck and idiot lol

  • I want a full sketch with asian Dan.

  • @Ginder815 Really??Because i don't give a fuck about it

  • Grinder815 Really??? Because i don't give a fuck

  • " I asian. I got the fonny eyes, the fonny eyes." Hahahahaha

  • @maxword3 yeah you did

  • @stigoblogg No i didn't

  • Too much merijuana

  • @maxword3 lol. you spelt it wrong.

  • @maxword3 lol nice spelling.

  • notice he was next to jeff at the end who is jewish

  • @TheGamingRaccoon funny how u expect us to believe your bad at English or chinese because you managed to spell some tougher words correctly then making or should I say maeking... If you have a problem with something don't bullshit around for pity just say you don't like it you dick (dieck in your language)

  • this is legit the funniest hardly working ive ever seen

  • DAVID'S FACE AT 0:37 LOLL

  • Did you notice how he didn't touch her and she says "Dan Get off me!!" lol.

  • water? like what they put in toilets? GROSS xD if u get that reference

    btw can someone explain the hitler joke?

  • the amount of people now wanting to assasinate dan is OVER 9000!

  • On the WESTSIDEEE!

  • hence why dan is the best college humor guy

  • @TheGamingRaccoon fuck you liar, or should I say "feck yoe lier"

  • @TheGamingRaccoon you're obviously not Asian. Throwing a couple of E's into words doesn't make it look like you're bad at English.

  • damn i forgot that its not a good idea to drink water when you watch college humor

  • HAHAHAHA WEST SOOIIIDEEE

  • i seriously laughed my ass of at this video xD

  • WEST Side ....

  • I is from china and is still woerking on my english so do not maek fun of me. i do not thinks this is funny at all. i would never eat a kat and i hate that all you americans always woud think that. you dont enderstaend how it feels to bee rejected from evrybody because my eyes arent as open. you think you are funnie because you say we are different.? well it not funny and i think that you people need to think before doing something mean.

  • @TheGamingRaccoon racial jokes like these are not intended to make fun of the ethnicity, rather the STEREOTYPE of the ethnicity that stupid racist people make - in other words, they're actually mocking racists.

    no one ACTUALLY thinks chinese people act like that

  • @The1andOnlyCG I hope to god not :P

  • dan is the jim carry of college humor

  • FUANNY UAYES

  • Laughed my ass off xD

  • Lol later that day cracked me up XD haha

  • Great one of dans best

    But the 'later that day' killed it

  • wow u know whats wierd. i live in Kentucky, half black and asian (they call me blasin) and my cousin is handicapped. offended much? nah

  • Yo G, i fogot to fill ma wata botta cuz i was too busy gang bangin' wit ma homies *pop* *pop* on the west siiiiiiide!

  • derp

  • "I got the fony eyes!"

  • Miss piggy, fuck yeah.

  • I think the "later that day" part should not have been there. I dunno. It just kind of made the ending not as good.

  • Hey hey hey all asians who get fckn offended like this if you not asian thumb down

  • Dan has the most natural comedic talent out of all of the people at CH. Think about the video where they look at his dick, Obama BBQ 2011, the car alarm video. I LOVE YOU DAN! (no homo)

  • 2,436 people put there pee pee in a horse but

  • 2,346 people put there pee pee in a horse but