POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IN A CAN!
omg it's been so long since i've seen this i was like hmm i forgot what happens next but when he started going duhhh i was drinking rootbeer and i started choking really bad and i puked ),: worth it
@Flyspit187 I'm Goering to put an end to all nazi jokes ever: OK PEOPLE, I do nazi why jew make all these holocaust jokes, you have no reich to do that anne frankly I don't find them funny, this can not go any Fuhrer!!! You're all going to hail for this, I hope your not goering to do it again, this is really getting out of mein kampfort zone!!!
@TheGamingRaccoon funny how u expect us to believe your bad at English or chinese because you managed to spell some tougher words correctly then making or should I say maeking... If you have a problem with something don't bullshit around for pity just say you don't like it you dick (dieck in your language)
I is from china and is still woerking on my english so do not maek fun of me. i do not thinks this is funny at all. i would never eat a kat and i hate that all you americans always woud think that. you dont enderstaend how it feels to bee rejected from evrybody because my eyes arent as open. you think you are funnie because you say we are different.? well it not funny and i think that you people need to think before doing something mean.
@TheGamingRaccoon racial jokes like these are not intended to make fun of the ethnicity, rather the STEREOTYPE of the ethnicity that stupid racist people make - in other words, they're actually mocking racists.
no one ACTUALLY thinks chinese people act like that
Dan has the most natural comedic talent out of all of the people at CH. Think about the video where they look at his dick, Obama BBQ 2011, the car alarm video. I LOVE YOU DAN! (no homo)
WOW AN ARGUMENT OVER THIS!?!?!?! I would've never guessed the youtube community would take things so seriously???????? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!
SauceBoss99 16 hours ago in playlist Season 1
0:45 Nice work Dan...
pupgirl09 2 days ago
I love how he is wearing a nazi youth armband!!
bobdivet 3 days ago
I lost it at the "funny eyes" part
KieranDomney 4 days ago
hahhahaah... oooh Dandruff Sandwich.
laskolasko 4 days ago
me at school
junaid07306 6 days ago
I do nazi how this was funny.
Swanny1883 6 days ago
a) My name's also Dan
b) I do that aaaaalll the time!
OMFGDmanrules 1 week ago
lol i got a error page saying "this page is bieng fixed by monkeys and if you see them show them this" ajkljelkjretuh random letters lol wtf is this
Brolyy07 1 week ago
can u guys tell about the end i dont get it
bassplayerisurfav 1 week ago
@bassplayerisurfav Please say you're 10 years old.
TheDigitalStone 1 week ago
he would fuck the beeker?
bassplayerisurfav 1 week ago
Jeff was trying not to laugh at 1:42 ^.^
woottome 1 week ago
some how this reminds me of gir from invader zim... especially the part about hugging :D
monstersfearME 1 week ago
POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IN A CAN!
bassplayerisurfav 1 week ago
OMG
jazzingirl 2 weeks ago
This video is very offensive
Colllegehumorful 2 weeks ago
@Colllegehumorful You're right. I did Nazi this coming, so I am out of Mein Kampfert zone.
Tannert2O 1 week ago
THE FUNNY OYES!!!
88arsenio88 2 weeks ago
This is so offensive you usually make funny videos, this was upsetting. I'm disabled
calloutforgames 2 weeks ago
Dan is probably the best at Improv
Loooove it
steffany16 2 weeks ago
@steffany16 Too bad this isn't improv...
Tannert2O 1 week ago
NAAAI NAAIII
thelastdwar 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
STUPID GODDAMN ADS!!!
Tangobomber 3 weeks ago 2
The fuuuunnnehh eyes the fuuuunnneh ey es
Logan2699 3 weeks ago
did anyone else notice that Pat's water bottle wasnt filled
narwhalpoop4life 3 weeks ago
Dan did the Australian impression of an Asian... the genius
BasilicaOMG 3 weeks ago
How i feel at school
junaid07306 3 weeks ago
when u go super retared u never go back.
Ndeath100 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
dan went retard i i died by luaghter
animepro100 3 weeks ago
0:46 is Jeff foxsworthy
zackattack229 3 weeks ago
The funny eyes ahahahhaa
JellyKimSugarBoom14 3 weeks ago
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awhitesoul2012 3 weeks ago
1:00 pat sounds so weird
ballabate 3 weeks ago
Sarah's ass looks particularly juicy in this one...
fenix611 3 weeks ago
REUNITE
PANGEA
Jonassoe 1 month ago
I put my pee-pee....in a horses butt!!
lawerancerivera 1 month ago
dan has the best Asian impression.
JennexProductions 1 month ago
water bottle commercial?
ArmoredZimpa 1 month ago
On the WEST SIYYYYYYYYYYYYYDE.
Archangel3583 1 month ago
That last part was disgusting, anne frankly i won't have anything to do with it....
Wires1994 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
ethan is a jew
ThisEpicJude 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
THE PHONEE OYUS
RyanPriceish 1 month ago
I find this difficult to masturbate to.
poobearpanda345 1 month ago
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come check out my channel please!!!!!!!! there just embarresing enought that there funny
TARDEDxTURTLEx2 1 month ago
I feel really bad now because it turns out that I am Dan in real life.
SteelCurtainD7694 1 month ago
its funy cuz goeff is jewish
peAkkkTF2 1 month ago
I'm offensive, and I found that retarded
Swordmaster10 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 7
The funniest bit was "later that day".
ZedAytch 1 month ago
I put mai peepee, in a horsey butt!! YEEHAW!!
ThebombsquadDoc 1 month ago
omg it's been so long since i've seen this i was like hmm i forgot what happens next but when he started going duhhh i was drinking rootbeer and i started choking really bad and i puked ),: worth it
DCK1NNG 1 month ago
Dan needs his own spin off show
SuperStevenHarper 1 month ago 4
Pause at 1:21
JoeBob27891 1 month ago
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reydiyohed 1 month ago
im asian and i almost died laughing at dan's impression xD
dogsrule9908 1 month ago 3
as soon as he started his southern accent i was having trouble breathing
Vlad15Y 1 month ago
dan humps pat
sarah "GET OFF ME!"
bitch..
BulKyeoda 1 month ago 2
It's just a joke it's not the best but it is pretty funny
Crazy3ZyKiller 1 month ago
Why so many dislikes? This was hilarious, people need to get over themselves.
mklnicoli1 1 month ago
i fucken love dan
GloriousGazelle 1 month ago
hahahaha
wd161 1 month ago
Is Jeff not Jewish?
soadjared 1 month ago
@soadjared that's the point :D
tirdezable 1 month ago
@soadjared So is Dan!
AEMoreira81 1 month ago
@soadjared Jeff is Jewish lol. That was why they put Dan next to him at the end.
Look at Jeff's face. xD
Shar1ngan616 1 month ago
I WAZ BUSY GANGBANGING WITH MAH HOOOOMIES
MajorSimon 1 month ago
@MajorSimon ON DA WEST SUIIIIIIDDDEEEEE!!
TheMLVideos 1 month ago
more southern Dan!
SpikyDane 1 month ago
jake and amir so much better
ricoman1818 1 month ago
he went full retard
gnuattack 1 month ago
I'm defensive and i find this retarded
Roronoa2zoro 1 month ago
1:41 - I did Natzi that coming :o
RyanPriceish 1 month ago 5
@RyanPriceish lol
willdabeasthp 1 month ago
De ferines.
chantface 1 month ago
I'm offensive and I find this asian
Play3RUK 2 months ago
this was offensive
xonicole151 2 months ago
Offended by the "retard" thing. -____-
Diamonds6Bxxth 2 months ago
Dan went full retard, you never go full retard...
MrSeben67 2 months ago 214
@MrSeben67 Tropic Thunder?
lollerzorz123 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@MrSeben67
That moron wakes up fully retarded.
Sthorvnes 3 weeks ago
@MrSeben67 when u go retard u never go back
mrawesomeduification 2 weeks ago
many dislikes but one of their funniest episodes!! :D
rokisj9 2 months ago
Press 5 for Justin Bieber's life story.
TheSpongebobgo 2 months ago
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TheSpongebobgo 2 months ago
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EandHtoTheeXetreme 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@EandHtoTheeXetreme U kidding? I know somebody like that! XD also nobody likes him.... true story
BTAL1ama 2 months ago
jeff is a jew and dans dressed up as nazi
PaulJohnHunter 2 months ago
never go full retard...
titaboy123 2 months ago
@titaboy123 you mu mu make me happy lol
TheSpongebobgo 2 months ago
@dcs290 Wrong
TheMonkeyBrains 2 months ago
it feels wrong to laugh
scharaboosh 2 months ago
Nice Bad Imitations !¬¬!
uMadSonJelly 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Lol
thefirelord1000 2 months ago
chicken chow mein ya know, CHICKEN CHOW MINE!!!
DalleDayul 2 months ago
duh, a derp a female queer!
TheSinfulEnd 2 months ago
i thought Dan was half black? LOL
abdinoor13 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
im a retarded Asian Nazi....
dcs290 2 months ago 3
der derrr derrrrr derrrrrr derr derr derrr aDOINK!
dcs290 2 months ago 2
the 2nd top comment has more likes then the first one :D
dcs290 2 months ago
i did Nazi that last part coming.
Flyspit187 2 months ago 106
@Flyspit187 I find that joke distasteful ANNE FRANKLY I don't wanna hear it
laramiet011 1 month ago 3
@laramiet011 LOL.
MorningMidget 1 month ago
@laramiet011 that was good. i liked that
524coconut 1 month ago
@laramiet011 I agree. I was out of Mein Kampf-ert zone
smileygirl123ish 1 month ago 43
@Flyspit187 I'm Goering to put an end to all nazi jokes ever: OK PEOPLE, I do nazi why jew make all these holocaust jokes, you have no reich to do that anne frankly I don't find them funny, this can not go any Fuhrer!!! You're all going to hail for this, I hope your not goering to do it again, this is really getting out of mein kampfort zone!!!
MasterofPuppets352 3 weeks ago 27
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@MasterofPuppets352 it's heil not hail
2012IsTheEnd21 3 weeks ago
i'm asian....
emceefocus 2 months ago
NAYYY NAYYYYY lmao
chargersfan1111 2 months ago
"The swedish chef is a butterface."
ZK2AC 2 months ago
0:35 hes trying SO HARD not to laugh
dcs290 2 months ago
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dcs290 2 months ago
what up oh i dont want the watah i have chickie shoumain
bassplayerisurfav 2 months ago
most offensive hardly working yet?
lolopieman124 2 months ago
ILL TELL YOU HWAT
Csmpbells99 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
David at 1:03, LMAO, PRICELESS
ruchikagskar 2 months ago
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ruchikagskar 2 months ago
LMFAO!!... sorry dan...
slipshot24 2 months ago
why would u want to reunite pangea
SpikyDane 2 months ago
gimme hugs i like hugs!
rshweky9 2 months ago
im a retard!
rshweky9 2 months ago
Wait... is Jeff jewish?
Swagnet0 2 months ago
@Swagnet0 A lot of the collegehumor staff are.
ToothpasteCannon 2 months ago
@Swagnet0 Amir, Jake, Jeff, Sarah, Dan = J. E. W. S
ROBOOT103 2 months ago
And then he goes all over again exept this time he wont stop!!!!
thewildbeast713 2 months ago
i've seen the exact same fucking ad 13 times in a row!!
ZuhBoomaFooHD 2 months ago
The moral of the story:
Don't be like Dan Gurewitch.
FibonaziProductions 2 months ago
Jeff with Dan at the end...#Awk
aabear9 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
I'm asian but that impression was too funny
TehUltimateSnake 2 months ago
bloopers, blooppers!! blooooooopeeeerrrsss!!!!!!!!
pezhex 2 months ago
WEST SIDE LOL
HussamAlsubaihi 2 months ago
this one was good rofl
TheOldpeep89 2 months ago
I used to be an idiot like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Benisgood 2 months ago
The fony eyes! The fony eyes!
lolVideoDude 2 months ago 161
Oh sorry I am suck and idiot lol
Timber1377 2 months ago
I want a full sketch with asian Dan.
xKeffinx 2 months ago 192
@Ginder815 Really??Because i don't give a fuck about it
maxword3 2 months ago
Grinder815 Really??? Because i don't give a fuck
maxword3 2 months ago
" I asian. I got the fonny eyes, the fonny eyes." Hahahahaha
JuiceManPOLO 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@maxword3 yeah you did
stopstaringatme000 2 months ago
@stigoblogg No i didn't
maxword3 2 months ago
Too much merijuana
maxword3 3 months ago
@maxword3 lol. you spelt it wrong.
stigoblogg 2 months ago
@maxword3 lol nice spelling.
Grinder815 2 months ago
notice he was next to jeff at the end who is jewish
NYGiantsfan926 3 months ago
@TheGamingRaccoon funny how u expect us to believe your bad at English or chinese because you managed to spell some tougher words correctly then making or should I say maeking... If you have a problem with something don't bullshit around for pity just say you don't like it you dick (dieck in your language)
RandomProduct1ons 3 months ago
this is legit the funniest hardly working ive ever seen
bieberbelieber19 3 months ago
DAVID'S FACE AT 0:37 LOLL
Yumsummy 3 months ago
Did you notice how he didn't touch her and she says "Dan Get off me!!" lol.
ThePyroNoid 3 months ago
water? like what they put in toilets? GROSS xD if u get that reference
btw can someone explain the hitler joke?
ThisMissLovesYou 3 months ago
the amount of people now wanting to assasinate dan is OVER 9000!
littlehales1 3 months ago
On the WESTSIDEEE!
S1ck112 3 months ago
hence why dan is the best college humor guy
bcarman14 3 months ago
@TheGamingRaccoon fuck you liar, or should I say "feck yoe lier"
420shleek 3 months ago
@TheGamingRaccoon you're obviously not Asian. Throwing a couple of E's into words doesn't make it look like you're bad at English.
HowDoYouSpellCORN 3 months ago
damn i forgot that its not a good idea to drink water when you watch college humor
randomguy2274 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA WEST SOOIIIDEEE
ElfieThumper 3 months ago
i seriously laughed my ass of at this video xD
creepytowel1 3 months ago
WEST Side ....
Her0Slayer 3 months ago
I is from china and is still woerking on my english so do not maek fun of me. i do not thinks this is funny at all. i would never eat a kat and i hate that all you americans always woud think that. you dont enderstaend how it feels to bee rejected from evrybody because my eyes arent as open. you think you are funnie because you say we are different.? well it not funny and i think that you people need to think before doing something mean.
TheGamingRaccoon 3 months ago
@TheGamingRaccoon racial jokes like these are not intended to make fun of the ethnicity, rather the STEREOTYPE of the ethnicity that stupid racist people make - in other words, they're actually mocking racists.
no one ACTUALLY thinks chinese people act like that
The1andOnlyCG 3 months ago
@The1andOnlyCG I hope to god not :P
peanutmaster1231 3 months ago
dan is the jim carry of college humor
tiamta 3 months ago 2
FUANNY UAYES
Warf3reHD 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Laughed my ass off xD
perfectnightmare2016 3 months ago
Lol later that day cracked me up XD haha
chosenbykeyblade13 3 months ago
Great one of dans best
But the 'later that day' killed it
steve10321 3 months ago
wow u know whats wierd. i live in Kentucky, half black and asian (they call me blasin) and my cousin is handicapped. offended much? nah
ledias65 3 months ago 2
Yo G, i fogot to fill ma wata botta cuz i was too busy gang bangin' wit ma homies *pop* *pop* on the west siiiiiiide!
Mr2clutch2handle 3 months ago in playlist Mr2clutch2handle's favorites
derp
DennisBayazitov 3 months ago
"I got the fony eyes!"
EpicFailSoundsGay 3 months ago
Miss piggy, fuck yeah.
TehPhotocopier 3 months ago
I think the "later that day" part should not have been there. I dunno. It just kind of made the ending not as good.
gmbluhm55 4 months ago
Hey hey hey all asians who get fckn offended like this if you not asian thumb down
verifiedkiller123 4 months ago
Dan has the most natural comedic talent out of all of the people at CH. Think about the video where they look at his dick, Obama BBQ 2011, the car alarm video. I LOVE YOU DAN! (no homo)
tiamta 4 months ago
2,436 people put there pee pee in a horse but
phoenix5004 4 months ago
2,346 people put there pee pee in a horse but
phoenix5004 4 months ago