cockney chippy

[iTemparzz]

Like if pissed yourself with laughter

[hazardous1990]

bloke with leather jacket is funny as fuck

[TINGLEY123]

the cho with the long hair n big beak looks bt 10 stone, wot a sausage

[markgates2]

the fat bloke wearin the gloves is pretty good but most of the others are too posh or polite

[ProjectTacticsHD]

1;05 best bit ahahaha

[MrLawman10]

the guy with the gloves knows his way around a full english.

[238stormy]

I absolutely LOVE these guys....



[HulbertoLopez]

Are you trying to mug me off you mug! lol.

[jtyler05]

the one with the red jumper and black jacket cant act

[danw1374]

Who the fack eats 'addock !

[MinecraftNoobster]

long haired one and short fat one are best, lanky one isnt very good, one in leather jacket and red shirt is HILARIOUS xD

[nkosi8472]

"Oight i'll have a saveloy then"......................"we­ aint got no saveloy"......"YOU FUCKING WHAT!!!" "i aint got no saveloys" "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CHIP SHOP IS THIS. NO FUCKING COD, NO FUCKING SAVELOY. OIGHT I'LL HAVE A CHICKEN AND MUSHROOM PIE" "aint got any"

[proudtobeated]

"Who the fuck eats Haddock"? LOL

[vNitroz]

YOU MUG!!!! LADS!!

[jollyoldbrit]

What the fuck is going on!

[oldskooliain]

"Who the fuck eats haddock? It's for northern monkeys"

[MrMattynufc]

Turkish "turkish bath" laff , best line "who are ya jeremy fukin beadle" think thats how ya spell it.

[DHS11999]

What is a Turkish? Doesn't sound good whatever it is. 

[danw1374]

@DHS11999 Turkish = Turkish bath = Laugh

[DHS11999]

@danw1374 Thanks, danw1374. I never would have guessed that at all. But then, I don't speak English, only American. :)

[dnbBashment]

Who the fuck is Haddock? haha 

[JuvynleRecordz]

Proud to be northern haha

[Rookie995]

am i mug?

[nrgman676]

your a mug

[imagination43]

One in the blue stripey top with the checked hoodie sounds more like a chav than a cockney

[TheSuicidalSandwich]

@iamkottikadotti its just you...

[gallohad]

WHO THE FUCK EATS 'ADDOCK!!!!

[hazardous1990]

NO FUCKIN COD?!!

[nrgman676]

your a mug

[baldybarton10]

WHO THE FUCK EATS HADDOCK hahahah

[fishbelch]

Fucking brilliant....lol

[anthonybonkerzcawley]

DO WHAT?

[anthonybonkerzcawley]

looool the old man with the leather jacket and red jumper is the funniest =D

[johnnystevens1975]

Who the fuck eats haddock?? lmao!



[nrgman676]

do you want a dri slap???

[nrgman676]

how about a dri slap?

[devourerofbabies]

righ' on tha oo'er.

[MelowUkz]

right on the hooter

[drsmokesweed]

do WHAT?

[godsnemesis1]

ok gets abit boring repeating it

[DomJC14]

If your movin to london then youre movin abroad mate lol

[DELLAMIISTA]

@StarTrekManiac2

dnt/ unless oyu wonna live in africa.

[DAAWG]

thats my regular chippy they do some lovel kebabs in their hmmmm i'm gonna go and get one right now you mugs ;-)

[rberry978]

not funny, step in time

not funny, step in time

[1HALAYLAY]

wat r kebabs????

[BILLYSSMARTCIRCUS]

give the fat fuck a curlywurly and send on he's way

[burtiet]

I'm gonna have to ping you right on the hooter

[MRBMW10]

ru mugging me off you mug? LOL

[UstashaMe84]

the bloke who always says "Wtf is going on" cracks me up every time! best of the lot and the fat geez lol

[rouseg7]

Perfect portrayal of cockneys.....WANKERS

[tomjames2006]

white geezer running a chippy.no wonder he fucked up.NO COD!

[DG3744]

is that the Latchmere Pub?? I know where that is!!! That shit is near clapham! That aint the east end!!! this shit is bogus!!! Thats actually the west end!!

[1966hero]

bloody brilliant

[whufc4life100]

that shop is in battersea no wonder none of em can do a proper cockney accent they all live round the corner

[AlliNeedisYouXx]

0:56 fitt!! :)

[Ollie1949]

oh this is brilliant

[kendallbob]

leather jacket dude is my absolute favorite.

WHO DA FUCK EATS HADDOCK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[osullivanjamie23]

Ping him

[andylevsa80]

Your having a bubble bath gov !

[Austyg]

what do the customers ask for?  at the beginning and at the end

[MRBMW10]

@Austyg coke

[iJeshurz]

hehhhehe great

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

haddock ,no hammock ,its made out of canvas

[fraybentos666]

YOU TAKIN THE DENNIS HAHAHHAHA

[boogiies]

ah ah love it

[kamelion7]

Filmed in Battersea an all - not one genuine Londoner there!!!

[basildonboi18]

pack of cunts......

[MrPacMan36]

xD watch this lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=g3GzMPzGa1­Y#t=0m26s

[OwnnFX]

YOU FUCKING WHAT!

[alcokev]

I'm a proper moody geezer, you melt!! Classic

[eddiel13]

the one with the blue shirt and cardigan is clearly a northerner failing at the cockney accent, stupid prick

[trimmytrab]

The older bloke with the leather coat looks like that blue Eagle out of the Muppets. He's a melt

You muggin me off you melt, dry slap. Just moved down South from manchester and now talk to all my Northern mates like this now

[monkeyalan2491]

guy in leather coat makes me cry with laughter

[SourLimez]

lmao no fukin cod r u avin giraff you fukin mug hahhahahah

[tomjames2006]

who are ya

[SophieLouiseHarwood]

real randum ?

[fiddycent1000]

This is so funny but there's one thing I want to see and that's the fat geezer actually get something to eat before he starts crying

[rainbowrockss]

I love this! Makes u proud to be British!

[farenht456]

fuckin muk.

[TheMusicandpictures]

You takin the Dennis Wise Son..LOOL

[grahampl]

Who's the ugly tart with the dodgy barnet?

[grahampl]

You'd be well 'appy if that fat geezer bowled into ya chip shop...

Double chips with everything!

[grahampl]

Welsh Pakistanis?

[cantsleep1894]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!!? lol

[OzVegan]

Sounds like my Dad who's from Bermondsey (now Southark). "YOU FUCKIN' WHAT?!"

[bronxrip25]

o r ya

[rhysazovic]

nah fair doos...they all sound cockney in bitss..but also some shitt accents

1:39...someone else is tlkin in the background haha

[OrzProductions]

dude with the blue jumper "What the Fuck is going on!!"

[OrzProductions]

Red jumper*

[cardboardtiger]

lmao this is good and accurate

[LondonCasual90]

Black geezer, bloke with red jumper, bloke with blue jumper and bloke with blue polo - WORST COCKNEY ATTEMPT EVER.

[ba55bar]

worse than dick van dyke?

[AimeeTwist]

@LondonCasual90 I agree about the black bloke and the blue jumper but the rest a fucking jokes

[LondonCasual90]

@AimeeTwist Marry me ♥

[AimeeTwist]

@LondonCasual90 Anytime babeh

[LondonCasual90]

@AimeeTwist Believe me, I most definitely would! ♥

[TheDonCon]

@LondonCasual90

The sweet boy with the blue polo is the worst top melt

[barehotmash]

@LondonCasual90 thats the point you fucking spastic

[LondonCasual90]

@barehotmash You'll find that it ain't the point you inbred cunt

[barehotmash]

@LondonCasual90 you'll find that the comedy of this video expands far greater than laughing at an accent.

[triso666]

Are you sure all those actors are Cockney? Some of them sounded like Northerners.

[pugsley141]

None of them sound northern...

[robharr]

quality! anybody know what the song is at the beginning?

[ClashAce]

The song at the begining is Oasis and 'Fuc*ing in the Bushes' from their 2000 album, 'Standing on the shoulders of Giants'. Its also the music when Brad Pitt enters the ring for his bare knuckle fight in Snatch

[hopebgood]

"Saveloy Bloke" is the best.

"Chicken and mushroom pie, then..."

[squatalota]

Thank you from the savaloy bloke, check out more on Channel Bee

[southsidesoldier89]

haddock thats for the northern monkeys m8

[scottishtommy007]

great video

[babyblueeyes07]

hahahahaha what a laugh!!!!!

[taylorlloyd]

who eats fuckin haddock haha

[ahXxX]

funny as fuck! nice one.. channelbee cains soccer am nowdays, up the lovejoy!

[shaperlfc]

thats a belter

[foulwasmade]

Possibly the best thing I've seen on youtube.

[Tzimnewman3]

@foulwasmade possibly :-)

You aving a turkish?