Newfie Job Application

[stenash5]

lookin for a jesus job hahahaha .. proud newfie right here

[fitzywings92]

This is so funny! I'm a Newfoundlander and This is just classic. Check out my channel! New vida everyday!

[rocknsod]

mainlanders are throwing sticks of dynamite at the Newfies. Newfies are lighting them and throwing em back ;D

[buttmuncher9]

Why do newfs go elsewhere for work? Cause we got all ours finished!

[OLDJOHNNYHENRY]

A Caper from North Sydney told me the average education in this area , when he went to school ,was grade 3. If you can hang in there and get grade 5, you can go to Newfoundland and teach!

[longwanghung]

Sounds like a guy I worked with.  He got fired!

[709gam]

if i understand billy correctly .... he had about a month's work awhile ago ... and only missed about a week , week-and-a-half sick out of the month's work...

why wouldn't you hire him!!

[MrKingst3r]

AWESOME NEWFIE RIGHT DER B'Y

[flyyspit]

Hard worker well thats your man..

Ask Alberta or any OTHER province in Canada,...

Wanna try thr 3 Territories...

They CRAVE Newfies because...

[wizwow77]

billy gosse...

[DynamicVentures]

Sounds like Witless Bay accent.

[newmannick]

did he get da job by

[fuckbenstrong]

can we get a transcript of this please

[Dragonbornn]

heheheheehheh I'll hire this guy

[TheLaking99]

fantastic

[ryantron9]

gotta love the answering machine: "yes"

[ryantron9]

yes b'y he must be sober!

[blackfly1955]

Jesus Christ. After being a British Colony for a few hundred years, you'd think they would have picked up a bit of the language.

[thecurse23]

@blackfly1955 well, considering we're mostly of Irish decent... that should explain the dialect.

[roder51]

@blackfly1955 You obviously know nothing of the British dialects. There are only about 5200 of which Newfoundland accounts for 152 to date. Google "dialects of Devon." Our citizenship is Canadian but our tongue is British and Irish.

[12bucklemyshoe1]

I just needs da tree stamps luh.

[juggernaut181]

Wizwow. I'd take the farmboys because most of them know how to work and have been hollered at I'm sure if they were slacking off. There was no chip until I heard all your Newfie pride. I've been out east and there's decent people out there.

[wizwow77]

@juggernaut181 well we have conflicting opinions..ive lived out west here for quite some time and there are decent people who grew up here to but most people i meet seemed to have moved here in the last 20 years from other parts of canada. and i have noticed there are many bitter people who were born here and feel threatened by the people who move here...when you grow up where there are few jobs you learn to work hard to keep one..not all newfoundlanders brag, and not all rednecks are assholes.

[juggernaut181]

Why is it newfs all like to brag about how hard they work? My favorite statement I've heard from them is " ya we had to show you albertans how to work". To be honest I've worked lots with them on the rigs and in mcmurray and I'd take a farmboy from sask or alb any day to work with me over a newf. If I wanted to hear lots of bullshittin I'd take a newf

[wizwow77]

@juggernaut181 youd take the farm boys over the newfs because you have a chip on your shoulder....i know it must really suck for you people who grew up on the prairies to have all those easterners moving out there..but thats the national plan.. even more so now that harper has complete control..labour shortage in the west because of the oil sands expansion the east is a good source of labour...do you really think the conservatives care about what the average redneck believes.

[BarrieBusesandTrains]

I remember listening to this online when I was a kid! Made me laugh my arse off!

(Before YouTube of course)

[jemlund]

Honestly speaking; this is a prime example why newfies in Alberta are absolutely hated! This newfie was crying to me one time that Calgary women are stuck up and that he couldn’t get laid unless he went to a massage parlour or got a hooker. Being from Calgary myself I can tell you that women here just despise guys from the east. That is all of the atlantic provinces cause you can‘t understand a single word they say.

[NoVaTutz]

@jemlund for one your fucked and you dont know what your talking about so shut the fuck up please.

[PLCJockey]

@jemlund - Honestly speaking, you must have the IQ of clipped toenail to make such stereotypical statements on a worldwide website. I'm not sure why, but it always gets me when 'mainlanders' such as yourself see it fit to tar an entire province and even an entire region of the country based on something so trivial and meaningless as a a video meant to incite laughter, not scorn from those who choose to sit high on their thrones. Get over yourself. I'm sure most others are already over you.

[EpicGibson]

@PLCJockey Are you kidding me? I'm from an outport, lived my first 24 years there and this is hilarious. Lighten up.

[PLCJockey]

@EpicGibson - I agree, it is hilarious. Not sure what your comment is referring to. I think my only other comment was to someone berating the entire province based on this video. Care to explain?

[EpicGibson]

@PLCJockey Not sure, I was half cut on screech, hahahaw

[EpicGibson]

@PLCJockey Not sure, I was half cut on screech, hahahaw

[CdnPrincess81]

@jemlund I am a newfie living in Calgary and far from stuck up and my friends think guys from the East Coast kick some serious ass, so go give your head a shake there buddy, it's not the women here, it's obviously your friend.

[wizwow77]

@jemlund well..its not just the newfies that redneck albertans like you hate..you basically hate everyone( blacks, french, middle eastern, asian etc) because you were raised as a redneck who happens to have a massive superiority complex because alberta has lots of oil..that was developed by american companies ..you act as if your ancestors brought it with them from the ukraine or something..but thankfully you arent all like it..some of you have actually gone as far as saskacthewan anyway..

[KnucklesMcOuch]

@jemlund really man ?? I'm from Cape Breton. Is my writing hard to understand. People from everywhere else think Albertans are ignorant and arrogant. You are one example.

[FrankaDith]

They,re of Irish decent ,nothing wrong with that!

[smelyalata]

Hilarious... go newf!!

[amanda7603]

the true test of anyones Newfinese haha

[chronzlongjohns]

im a newfie, and this guys lives in the sea i fuckin swear

[alibasing]

Part 3

Them young bastards, they can’t hold their liquor, thats whats wrong with them. Yes, I can take her. I’d uh… Just hang on a second –

look, shut up will ya, I’m on the phone here lookin for a jesus job. Friggin Wife I says her driving. SHUT UP YA BITCH, SHUT UP. Say

they’ll drive ya outta your mind.

Listen, give us a call it’s Billy, yes, give us a call I said.

Yes I’ll work circles around them I’ll ram their head up their arse, working, thats the way I am. ****

[Rheostatik]

@alibasing The only thing I couldn't pick out was at 1:12.... "they can't HOLD their liquor, that's whats wrong with them". Thank you for your excellent hearing!

[alibasing]

Part 2

I had about a months work about

3 months ago, and , uh, sick, I dont say I was sick maybe week and a half, 2 weeks out of all of it, now that’ll tell ya. I’ll ever

give’er, I says give ‘er – go to work I says, I says to the bye’s all the time. Look out. Yes,

Ahh.. I takes an odd drink now and then, but , uh, missing work on the drink, probabley, I dont know, 4 or 5 days a year – A YEAR,

thats all. Very rare occassion that I will take a drink on the job.

[alibasing]

A little translation if ya have trouble understanding

‘Der Nick *laughing*

Yeah, its Billy Gosse callin’ ya Nick

Ah, By Jesus ‘by, I don’t know what happened there, its real, real occasion Nick I gets into *garbled* and I am lookin for a job.

I understand will have a bit of work comin up all around Christmas *** great if I cound get on there 30 days or so… work, my son,

work, I’ll work circles around them young basterds out there, but you know, I needs an opportunity bye,

[wmacisaac]

Yeah, this is not a real message, but it's a real newf. Sick half the month he worked? Well...yeah I can laugh at this but it's actually kind of degrading.

[brucehollett]

this makes me piss my pants everytime. i would hire this guy, and promote him on his first day!

[binky69]

SHUT UP YA BITCH SHUT UP ... BAHAHAHHAHAHAA @ 1:25

[kisskels]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH that's amazing.. I LOVE NEWFIES!!!!!

[souigne]

easy there NFL.. lol. why some people are so proud from where they from, we're all from somewhere anyway. newfounland or disneyland who gives a fuck about the slang! its about who you are in the inside and not the way you talks by'es!!

[mellowmuffin]

Shut us will ya missus? I'm on the phone lookin fer a jab! ahahahahaha

[slyskif]

I hate the word Newfie. I'm from Newfoundland sound nothing like this...that being said this is funny as f*ck.

[colinthenewfie]

@slyskif I am from newfoundland to and I know people who sound just like this guy... me included. and yes it is funny lol

[KarZyTheSocialist]

@slyskif Mostly people from the northern peninsula sound like this.

[CanadianWorkDivers]

Translation: Hey Nick! hahahahaha....ya...It's Billy Galls callin'.. I just ahh..i just went out fer bout' half n' hour'..???? I'm lookin' fer a job... I understand ya' got a little work comin' up around christmas, that'd be right about great...workin' round do ya?or somethin' bout' 30 days or so..but ahhh...I.. ahh... work...aye, It's alright, Ug.. I'LL WORK, I'LL WORK CIRCLES AROUND THEM YOUNG BASTARDS! Tho dibbit..ug..Just needs an opportunity...boy

[shipmaker14]

I once asked a Newfie why he came out to Vancouver to work:

He replied, "Cuz all our work is done!"

[kegaska]

haha sounds like somebody from back home

[mcr8767388]

what the fuck is he saying thats a real newfoundlander there boy funny as fuck

[Polar1zed]

sounds more like openline to me. If it was 11 am and the guy was way drunker

[Mustangfan777]

LMFAO IM ACTUALLY CRYING!....ive been around newfie slang most of my life but this is just priceless!!..

[cdavistp]

lookin' fer a jeeesus jab

[mcr8767388]

@cdavistp i knw a few newfies all there jobs a jesus jobs and they all talk like that 2 is funny when nthey get drunk

[thmn556]

whats the difference between baymen and townies...........? Crownland. lol.

[36e28993]

@thmn556 Townies live in town and have an attitude. baymen live 'round the bay and have a thicker accent. If you don't own a 4 wheeler and a skidoo, and have a shed to put them in, your not a true baymen!!

[badchupacabras]

@36e28993

If by attitude you mean we have a laugh at baymen, yer damn right we have an attitude!

[36e28993]

@thmn556 Townies live in town, and bayman live 'round the bay. A true bayman has a skidoo, a 4 wheeler and a shed to put them in!

[dave777blaster]

I ' se the b' y dat catches em eh

[mediatrigg]

CBS all the way!

Rep-ruh-zent.

[mckay6068]

Look there is nothing wrong with this, it good NL humour... I'm from NL and live in NS and this is so funny.. My brother-in-law was from CBS and he talked like this, nothing wrong with it..

Listen to it and enjoy....

[36e28993]

CBS all the way!

[jessicalynn001]

whats wrong with beein a baymen ?

[36e28993]

Nothing, baymen are the best!

[maxy1234554321]

bys ye can all rlly in my opinion go take a knife and shove it up your ass like fuck when u guys are sayin shit bout us out in town just ye fuckin remember we dot say stuff we as in *baymen* as ye all call us and we call u townies we talk the right way and theres only two ways they talk on the mainland one is helllo boys pleasent day isnt it or yo yo yo cracker mofo wats on the hizzo which is fucked go watch donnie dunphie havin a time and then donnie dunpy cry tunes and flat out trust me

[magaste123]

holly fuck

[joaushtonbi]

oh by' the baymen ;p always gotta have laugh at em, sounds just like my pop eh by'

[mrnepalfreak]

not our fault ya need to import people who know how to do an honest day's work

[corydicks]

well if you were workin harder you wouldnt need us lol

[DodgeRam4444]

Go home newffies we don't need you stealing jobs.

[hmoran1000]

Man that's not even what all newfie's sounds like that's a baymen ! Wtf hahaha make all newfies sound  fucked er something?

hah baymen by!!!

[JA181818]

my sonny b'y now he aint hard up lol but ya now work circles around them bastards lol any tom dicken hary can lol

[leroyhalleran]

jesus christ this is deadly

[Jeannie839]

lol @ shat up ya bitch shat up !

He's a little hard to understand, but I got the jist of it. Older NEWFOUNDLANDERS are always harder to understand...

funny

[Profile2200]

I'll ram there up there ass workin.

[XPauldriverX]

I'm a Newfoundlander and I can't even understand him.

[36e28993]

@XPauldriverX How can you not understand him? Unless you're a "Townie"!

[fububoy49]

@XPauldriverX yeah man i was thinking the same thing this is stupid

[bankpartys]

@XPauldriverX by listen here i'm only a young fella from newfoundland 19 still only a spring chicken yet n i can still understand most of this old man newfie giberish

[doublearon86]

@XPauldriverX thats because your a townie

[AngelaShortall]

@doublearon86 Yeah, that's Baymen, there's no doubting that.

[frankiedee]

Gold! My life is better having heard this, thank you!

[pistachioshh]

I know this guy! He's a friend of my parents...I have the actual recording in my e-mail!

[dohey10]

Oh for real? tell us more!

[Covey1969]

@pistachioshh Can I use this?

I love this and I would love to edit me having a conversation with it..

[IIIstONEr42oIII]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA fuck ya

[brettandleanne]

nascarfan325 - Asshole. You must be from Ontario.  Bunch of have nots up there. You Red Neck piece of shit car loving fag.

[katt20k87]

Actually Ontario is geographically South nice try though

[brettandleanne]

try West idiot. What maps do you look at in school?

[ForgetThis78]

so everyone from ontario is a have not?

so what about the newfoundlanders in ontario like myself and my family?

still have nots?

[CSIS25]

you loves us i know it i feel love

[Bconnors93]

hahaha funny

[EnemabagJones]

This is stupid AND a Buddy Wasisname rip off......two stirkes

[dohey10]

how is it a buddis wasisname rip off? this is a real recording. i would love too se what i am ripping off btw .. go to bed my son

[Bconnors93]

jackass!

[twjtNL]

I knows a guy who talks just like that! Best kind of feller.

But 'Newfoundlander Job Application' would be the best title to use.