Betty Bowers & Jesus Announce Their Candidacy!

[MrRabastan]

BETTY FOR PRESIDENT!

[trufiend138]

these skits are to long..but much potential

[zamyrabyrd]

"Mr" Bowers is more like it...look closely at "her" and all that fake feminine posturing.

[dontanner232]

Ufffff .... Hard to watch. Wider shots next time

[Elvisdogg]

did Betty win?

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[Dogmeat1950]

do got to say... the war wasn't a loss cause,because the surge worked. there isa thing called a general and they tend to get shit done.

[TheMychalRenee]

This was made before Palin..... Mrs. Bowers, are psychic?

Oh, never mind. You're America's best Christian. You wouldn't take in such pagan traditions. God just thinks highly enough to tell you what's going to happen.

[LylythTV]

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GOP Repulsives cumming out of the closet like lil rump-ranger Turd Blossom Karl Rove... Bohemian Grove cornhole cowboys...

[exodus2330]

Also Jesus Christ isn't an imaginary friend in the sky. Jesus Christ is alive and well...and He lives in my heart and He is a good God.

[EPR89]

@exodus2330 Yeah. Like, totally.

[wannabefilms]

@exodus2330 Burning a bible isn't disgusting. It's just a book. "Oh, you won't believe now but someday you will" is condescending. We non-believers just aren't on the high level of intelligence as yours just yet, are we? We just haven't "graduated" into believing in something without substantial evidence to support it, are we? Jesus Christ does not live in your heart. Your heart pumps blood and does nothing else. Jesus is God and God is MEAN, MEAN, MEAN. Awesome! Sold! Slavery! Repent! Glory!

[exodus2330]

First of all, I can't believe someone on this post would use their bible and burn it to make a house fire. That is disgusting. Second of all, Jesus Christ is the lover of all, and a wonderful Savior. If anyone reads the bible you will know it's the truth.Jesus loves each of you..even though each of you don't believe in HIM. Just because you don't believe, doesn't mean it's not true. The bible is totally awesome and totally real..noone could have made it up. It is the truth.

[romperstompist]

@exodus2330 You think thats bad? I used a small bible some stupid priest gave me to roll up my weed when i had no papers. I smoked your bible hahaha!!! Godless heathens is what you think of us, but your bible is not the truth. Think for yourself friend. Look up on google the list of bible contradictions and tell me its not made up. Peace and love to all. Oh and yeah the bible pages make for good papers when you have none.

[VenusFreedom777]

@romperstompist Jesus sais-"Love your neighbor-bomb the crap out of folks who live far away." Seriously-if you think it is a joke check out Zeitgeist Addendum just google it!

[VenusFreedom777]

@romperstompist Jesus sais-"Love your neighbor-bomb the crap out of folks who live far away." lulz! Seriously-if you think religion and politics r a joke check out Zeitgeist Addendum just google it!

[MMaeidlilniAW]

@exodus2330 I love it that alot of people like you would say that and ignorantly burn the quran. Not defending either book. All religion is crap. But at least be as open to someone else's crappy lies as much as you are to your own. I do believe in a god, just not in your dumbass bible that says stone the gays and that god loves us but will kill all non believers. Bullcrap shit. I child could have made up many of the stories in the people. There is no evidence behind it.

[EmeiBaguazhang]

Boy did This video need to be made!!

[medesdaddy]

RUN BETTY RUN

[colourmegone]

Not only America's best, not only the World's Best but MY VERY OWN FAVOURITE Christian. dog ot yrlog! retsis hajulellah yas! hajulellah yrlog.

(Send only $665.99 to receive a complete transcript of Satan's hidden subliminal message in the paragraph above.)

[ilikepepsi33]

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[MrJoesmokey]

So FUCKIN funny!!!

[cowardattack]

The Christianity you see is not what God brought forth, but a project of protestanism, which was a watered down version of catholicism which was/is a watered down version of christianity. Using these examples to be critical of Christ is fruitless and unintelligent.

[AgentCROCODILE]

@cowardattack That's right - everybody blame it on Sect X

[cowardattack]

@AgentCROCODILE There is a such thing as blame.

[VincentPhil]

@cowardattack nobody is being critical of jesus, dear. Imaginary beings are luckily protected by their non-existence from about all kinds of serious criticism.

Christians, however, although they are a quite diversified flock, as a whole tend to be easy targets

[TheBlessingOfWords]

1. American christians is the most misunderstanding of all! God hate homosexuality? even if you want him to it's just human beings that does that buddy;)

2. I hate sercasm you B*TCH, espesically with that voice!

[prolefeedprocessor]

I put up my hands in holy awe when you said "incense-sniffing transvestites".

[MamaLaw66]

But Jesus is not a natural born citizen, so can't be President.  Crap.

[VincentPhil]

@MamaLaw66 The mormon jesus is america - reborn, does that count?

[mycheese45]

betty bowers is a faat ass bitch ass mother fucker wat  bitch GO B DAMNED TO HELL

[BlackLeatherRose]

Love this, but its too bad the intended audience won't make it one third of the way through this video from cringing and having visions of the word 'liberal' blocking their ears and conscious.

[mycheese45]

Im a wicca and i hate u.

[TurboBabyPuncher]

Why would you ever hate the letter u?

[DarwinPHX]

@ TurboBabyPuncher

ROFLMAO ! ! ! Brilliant!

[newmanfrigan]

Like to get attention huh? Grow up. You're a piece of detritus from a failed social experiment. Wiccan's just want to be different and weird, and oh so cool. It's just hippy bullshit.

[kimico98]

im an atheist and i find her simply delightful

[redrevellinfusion]

@kimico98 She's a delight!! :D

[FlawedUniverse]

hannity, o'reilly, beck = idiots and pathetic fucks

[Jarut195]

but we assure you the word "liberals" will be heard regardless of when we return, lol.

[luckyluke193]

Love thy neighbour but bomb the crap out of those who live far away!

XDD

[IcedPhoenix666]

Moist lady parts FTW!

[mylovelydame21]

LOL Is it sad that when she was talking about having better jewelry, the first thing I noticed is that she has a pearl necklace on? God, I'm perverted. And if you don't know what a "pearl necklace" is, look it up.

[Italyryan]

nice hillery fat joke LOL

[firstgovs]

rofl wouldn't the pope be the worlds best christian

[DracilRules]

@firstgovs Apparently not

[budspott]

The pope is catholic, it's different.

[mattabe75]

lilac...

lamo

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

This is a standard first video quality

[WindRider707]

I had hoped for better

lame

[MsZippity]

Didn't I hear somewhere that near the end of days, religious zealots like the Christian right and political/popular figures (insert Beck, Cheney,Armey) working in tandem with the business leaders (let the market decide crowd) would be calling day, night and black as white?

[tracer740]

Jesus was a gay man, yet it is rarely acknowledged or mentioned.

[lusciousloosh]

no, i heard he was a black lesbian who made a mean carrot cake.

[tracer740]

luscioustooth- He might have been, however, protocol of his time precluded use of leavening, ... that would've rendered a clunker of a carrot cake. BTW, if Jesus had been any gayer, for his time, he might have been called 'Dorothy'. LOL!

[budspott]

Well he sure as hell wasn't in Kansas anymore

[thebutler89]

I shot snot out of my nose when I read that

[robertwc82]

he was also an otter but this was covered up by the church

[caciquepadilla]

he was an otter with realy long hair.

[TwilightMirror]

A BLACK otter with really long hair

[caciquepadilla]

no jesus was a jew, he looked like any other middle eastern guy with a swimmers body.

[JeansTake]

Really, what's your source of that? I don't think he even lived..

[ryandom93]

You're all ridiculous, Jesus was OBVIOUSLY a giant purple squid who sustained himself on the blood of virgins. Get your facts right!

[EwePeopleRsheeple]

@ryandom93 You fucking idiot! HE was maroone, not PURPLE! Get YOUR facts right! :-P

[dgartner1]

Ewe, get your spelling right. "Maroone"?

[EwePeopleRsheeple]

@dgartner1 Maroon :-)

[MarcusCardiff]

He must have been a gay Mormon as he had 12 boyfriends.

[CzarAdam2009]

@tracer740

He's a fictional character in a book that's been kept by word of mouth and translated so many times that it's entirely fanfiction now.  Grab a pen, he'll do whatever you want.

[bootjangler]

This video is funny

[T3chn0769]

This video is an insult and disgrace to Christianity.

[LindwurParty]

Christianity does a good job of disgracing itself, especially when its components feel the need to create multiple accounts to denounce something. ^_^

[irendelle]

Or more correctly and EXPOSE of Christianity

[0240327502485]

Christianity deserves to be insulted and disgraced - it is a disgrace against all of known creation.

Evolution, Abiogenesis, Cosomology = No Big Imaginary Friend in Sky

[SebastienCade]

That's the point

[beachchick2166]

which is why we love it.

[badism]

Yes, yes it is. And I love every moment of it.

[techno769]

This video is a disgrace and an insult to Christianity.

[TeeboTheMightyEwok]

Perhaps, but Christianity is a disgrace and insult to the potential of mankind.

[Zuul030]

That's the point. Thanks for playing.

[caciquepadilla]

you are the weakest link, good bye.

[Jarut195]

a biblical marriage is between a man, 700 wives and 300 raped whores :)

[EinnValdyr]

Will you marry me?

[macNjulia]

Ms Betty: the ultimate church lady!! ... Yes, you, Scarlet and the son of a raped virgin would make the perfect American leaders ... Wait -- you would not be all too different to those we already have running the lives of most American non-thinkers ... Cheers, Julia from Florida

[LogicIsDying]

So the lord and savior is a flashlight beam. Who knew?

[Mackatron]

This lady is Awesome!

[MISTERWHITE111]

There are so many amazing bumper stickers existing in these video clips. Thanks, Sister Betty.

[hackerblaster]

This is simply awesome!

[myfingerisup]

sweet

[thehouseofhoops]

(tips hat)

[GretchenDawntreader]

dang how did I miss this person for a year and a half.

[xxdjsethxx]

right? lol

[AznRUs]

you got my vote... but im not sure about the jesus guy though... he sound shady...

[drmorose]

Wow,

She's almost as funny as Michele Bachmann.

Now I'm torn about who to support in 2012. Palin, Bachmann, Bowers? It's a real head-scratcher.

[deepelmdesciple]

Everyone seems to think Mrs. Betty Bowers is pretty good looking. I agree, I'd totally get with her. She has that classic anchor-woman look. Just for that alone she should have double the amount of subscribers she has. Are we gonna vote this sexy woman into office or what??

[FedupwithR]

She's smack on about the petticoated pope.

[mykmmc]

LIKE A STEPFORD WIFE ON CRACK

[ph43rd37h]

I'd give Betty a pearl necklace, if you know what I mean ;D

[stucity1]

Is Betty Bowers a man? The pearls around the neck could be hiding the Adams apple. Doesn't really matter if she is, because she speaks more truth than that silly hole-y bible. I used mine for kindling last winter, since all the newspapers in my area went out of business. Made a great fire!

[yuothineyesasian]

Whoa! are you crazy? Using the bible for kindling...

It makes much better joint papers, about 2000 yrs. worth.

[ofelixdacat]

Actually the bible is very useful for converting people....

..Into Atheist!. Just give it to a smart intelligent sensible person to read, & after reading all that fictional non-sense, they will convert to atheism in no time!

[elvickRULES]

Agnosticism is better.

[TheAwc2009]

Agnostic is literally translated into "without knowledge" not really that great of a thing to claim.. Claiming agnosticism is basically saying you are too lazy to do research or too inept to make a decision.

[cheburashka1326]

Compare to claiming knowledge you do not have like religious people do - I'll take "without knowledge" any day. We do not know everything no matter how much research you are wiling or capable of doing

[ghosttownx]

Agnostic literally means, in the dictionary. "noun -

a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God."

So don't be lazy, and do your research before making ignorant comments.

[caciquepadilla]

that was so stupid. u have no idea what ur talking about.

[maktorri9]

@ofelixdacat I could be wrong, but honestly I believe the Bible has been rewritten so many times that most everything is quite vague and ineffective. I would never stop believing in God because of that, though. I am too much in touch with nature and my spirit to ever stop believing in God. People just need to stop trying to put Him in a box!!!

[ofelixdacat]

@maktorri9 The fact that you call "God" a "Him" puts God into a Box too. God could be anything, a he, a she, an it, or even nothing. God might not have a gender at all, or God might not even be a person.

[maktorri9]

@ofelixdacat I did not put Him in a box. I also know He can be a she, it, thing, something, maybe even nothing to some people.

[bigtymer9778]

@ofelixdacat Its funny cause its true.

[ImprobableDrive]

Sheesh. I think she's pretty good looking, despite having the highest cheekbones ever had.

[VforVendetta200]

2:45 " Who absolutely adores carpet bombing foreign trash" hilarious!

[lloydbaltazar]

BETTY BOWERS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

[chanticorae]

i can't believe this was pre-palin,

[pammer12345]

Actually, I think McCain would have done a lot better with an invisible, imaginary running mate.

[Grifter207]

I think I know a couple of people who actually think that they're the World's Best Christian. So sad.

[ragingflamerboy]

It's cute that you believe in witchcraft and magic.

[AcemanJones]

you are fucking brilliant. I can't wait for your show on Cable Access.

[nighthawknina86]

moist lady parts, omg, amazing!!

[Cocapuff777]

The light ...lol

[polysmart]

You look very former first ladylike :)

[placidwaves]

I will also pray for you that one day you will stop believing in imaginary characters and imaginary consequences(to rpg2master)

[brandoncult]

Deven Green.

I could use some trouser grave

right about now...

I love you.

[jairopadilla]

i love you betty bowers

[coolspindrift]

Love you Betty..........If only all the ignorant non-reborn, trash could learn about talking snakes and donkeys....and the witnessing of amputees sprouting new limbs every 15 minutes and those silly-nilly Gays being magically "cured"....watch it exclusively on lovely FOX "news"

[BUNGLEJYME]

You will burn in hell Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabieshatetheBible]

wwjd

[ragemanchoo82]

We Want Jack Daniels

[superwolf76]

Willy Wonka Just Died

[SensationallyRad]

It's a joke.

[voyzovrezon]

You got this one right. Jesus, the GOP's official mascot. And invisible running mate.

[chefmikehenry]

Go Betty! Go Betty! Go Betty! You're my savior, have a cupcake and ding dong, cuz' the Republicans are all wrong. Oh, P.S. When I get there, I would like the penthouse with lake fire views facing the northern side please. Respectfully yours, Mr. Mike Henry

[dubya3cdotcom]

I am unsaved and would vote for her before Obama/McCain 2008.

[andoy192]

Better keep your eye on McBush/MooseBurger

[AtheistDiscGolfer]

Love thy neighbor, but bomb the crap out of folks that live far away.

[newmanfrigan]

love ya betty. If they make rude comments Jesus hates them.

[CRoadwarrior]

LOL...although a gross distortion, this is kinda funny.

[mark77mr]

I'll vote for you of course. Damn that Obomba muslim and that old McPain idiot.

[bjarka]

lol... keep it up.

[Damienda33]

I cant tell if all you commenter's are being sarcastic... sense Mrs Betty is obviously mocking Christians im going to say most of you believe her portrayal of Christians is true. And If any Christian thought this was funny then shame on you lol...

[DancingNancy4dmb]

Perfect Betty. We need more. Be sure to send this link to all your adorable christian friends. They need to fully comprehend the true spirt of a Christian, and there's no one better than Betty to explain it.

[bilgeboybob]

Amen Mrs Bowers :-)

let's see some more!!!!!

[Ravisante5000]

Betty, could you tell Jesus to knock it off..he's shining in my eyes (ARE TOO!) and he's attracting moths!

[MakeshiftMitchell]

Oozing with devilish sarcasm from a moist lady-part American Christian!

This series is too young to end with only 3 episodes. We the public would love to see more of Mrs. Betty Bowers.

Is there any way we can encourage more?

[MrsBettyBowers]

A new video is on its way, dear.

[MakeshiftMitchell]

I laughed so hard that I discovered I had moist man parts...

[AnthonyMarkT]

LOL!!!

[HodgsonMoffat]

so smart!

[Chicago10281]

Can you win this election, Betty? Can you do it? What do you think of Barack Obama?

[Chicago10281]

Betty, you'll be the first woman president one day!

[Puschon]

Yeah, Sean Hannity is a tool, and Deven is a goddess!

How about tearing Anne Coulter a new one? I don't think she even has lady parts to get moist!

[actorsb]

OMG My co-worker walked in when she said "Moist lady parts".

[Phreemunny]

Betty, you rock, and you and Jebus have my vote!

[samanthatina]

...incense sniffing transvestites ....ooo, you are too bad...

[VictoryForBrad]

non-believers, blacks, and oh yeah, homos, let's not waste each other's time

[emoslayer5000]

jesus is a liberal.

[meowmeowmitchell]

are you sure jesus would approve of a woman running...?

[thenerocomplex]

it involved some surprisingly testy negotiations and laborious patience!

[hellojason69]

Finally a True Christian(tm) running for President.

[xwb9447]

And remember: Jesus is watching you vote!

[x00p3]

LOL!

[NatureLegalized]

Guess I'll have to go to the polls after all..

to write you in over or under the sky warden!!

[Odiculeoj]

She's certainly got my vote (though I'm a bit skeptical of her invisible running mate ..:-)

[wanealy]

Nicely played , sir :)

[J1Eye]

Holy hairpieces! It really is Betty! Yet does she check into the Landover Baptist Forum anymore? Remember your roots, dear! And I don't mean to be petty, but did you have them done recently? No gray is okay, Betty!

[thenerocomplex]

DEVEN GREEN IS A GENIUS.

and will never work in hollywood again. EVER!

<3 pure comedic genius.

[RTCruizer]

Betty I just wish I could move to America and become a citizen just so I can vote for you

[dobey319]

Betty, you really do get younger and younger each year.

I'm just worried that Jesus will be soft on crime. Did you consider his father?

[has2cats]

Betty -- you have my vote for just being HOT!

[mdurufle]

Finally, a candidate who will bring style and class back to the White House. Jackie Kennedy has nothing on you, dear!

[solsticemagic]

More like America's HOTTEST Christian! Jesus is so lucky to have you! I am so unworthy...

[BigPharaoh600]

Betty Bowers, I'm in love with you.

[elliottmitchell]

For the love of God, Betty, next time have the common decency to wear a microphone!

[Kazzzo]

I'd love to vote for you Betty (you ARE America's Best Christian after all) but you're missing the one thing necessary for a president. A penis.

[MrsBettyBowers]

Oh, dear. How I hate losing votes to Hillary.