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  • hahaha scream like a bitch

  • 3:05 LOL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOO! NO!!!

  • I fucking laughed my ass off when he started doing the screaming like a bitch thing...

  • haha damn that was funny...

  • When he said "real funny, fucker', he sounded like the Mexican in 'Friday 2'.

  • @SootyHoops Warren Buffet is 3rd. Carlos Slim Helu is #1 these days.

  • Your face goddamnit!

  • haha *nooooo nooo noooooo then pee i always pee*

  • even asians know asians cant drive for shit.. iwant to get in front of all of them and slam my god damn brakes when one is driving like a donkey turd

  • he just gave me the most helpful advice ever

  • i am always confused with looking latino until they look at my eyes then there oh ur asian.

  • hahaha. but jokes aside, asians can't drive.

  • I don't get y their always some racist shit going on the comments I'm proud to be Mexican and maybe you have the balls to say to a Mexican see if you don't get your ass wooped the worlds richest man is Mexican so suck my dick

  • @TheCrazyrok how long has warren buffet been mexican. was there a ceremony where he converted?

  • XD OMGGG HAHAHA

  • He's like a Filipino Howie Mandel.

  • Ruined my vape hit.  I was trying to get high and I laughed and spoiled a perfectly good toast.

  • LMFAO!! Laughito made me laugh, then when he screamed lol Funny guy

  • we're here to do laughfito! LMAO

  • lol i thought i was being 'safe' doing that with my keys... guess im just a bitch -_-;;

  • ah 240p we meet again...

  • 132 people were latino...

  • i think hes asking for it. stop puttin the lil beaner on spot

  • no insurance yeah real funny fukker!!

  • hahahah XD woot Filipino for the win!

  • Favorite new comidian...love him!

  • He did say fk a lot!

  • count the number of fucks...

  • Chinamakes cars?

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  • Latasian

  • i was already thinking "this guy's a bitch" before he said it himself.

  • 240p....we meet again

  • @shia120 lame comment we meet again

  • filipinos are asian? i consider them pacific islanders lol

  • @emporio8404 y? what about the japanese, taiwanese & indonesians. dont be stupid

  • @emporio8404 well Philippines is a part of Asia so your racial ass has been proved wrong...

  • @MAPG888 how was i being racist? its not like i said "why do all filipinos think they belong on america's best dance crew?" lmao

  • LOVE HIM. 

  • 240p we meet agian!

  • @himlack 240p comment, we meet again!

  • that was so funny lol

  • Asians are the BEST.

  • Death. Comedy Death..

  • This guy's brand of comedy gets on my nerves...

  • @rigby333 Because you like Dane Cook.

  • @blognewb @rigby333 Actually, if one were to put them on a humor continuum, Dane Cook and Jo Koy would only be separated by a degree or two. This bit here is little more than standard hack fare: complete with facile racial stereotyping and facile mock accents. Koy has a likable demeanor, positive energy and solid comedic timing: but nevertheless, these positive elements can't keep comedy connoisseur's from seeing how mind-numbingly worthless his material is.

  • @DeludeMe No apostrophe on your connoisseurs. Avoid alliteration always. It is quite laughable how people here try to sound so intellectual and highfalutin that they fail miserable every time. lul Please try again. Comedy is a rather subjective profession.

  • @blognewb Someone types something other than "omfg lolz" in a comment box and suddenly they're a "highfalutin" pseud? Not only have you resorted to an argumentum ad hominem, you've also displayed a more severe form of pseudo-intellectualism by appropriating the "always avoid alliteration" mantra at face value. Let's leave the 'comedian criticism' and multisyllabic words to those of us who can spot shit when we see it, K?

  • @DeludeMe calm down its just comedy,i bet you spent a lot of time looking in a dictionary to find those words..quit trying to sound smart in a youtube comment box

  • go to 2:06 over and over to laugh ur ass off XD

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  • i wanna fight him now itd be funny

  • ohh hes good.

  • This guy's funny as hell. xD

  • i love his jokes.

  • hardest ive laughed in a long time

  • keep on pressing 2 for pound her

  • what i want to know is if the latino guy he was talking to really was upset, or if he just made all that funny stuff up on point and just picked someone who looked a bit bigger.

  • @skwon85 he probably just made it up

  • anyone noticed that he looks like vin diesel??

  • i am the.. WOLVERINE!!

  • hold 6

  • haha first time i see t his guy, the faces he makes!! hahahaha 

  • hahaha laughito hahaha

  • Don't even bother with this. Look up Louis ck or zach galifianakis.

  • This guy looks latino and he's asian.............. shit he's filipino isn't he!

  • @gabriell16bishop he is filipino and white

  • @gabriell16bishop It's cuz he's whasian brah

  • @gabriell16bishop cause he's only half asian

  • @gabriell16bishop He's half white.

  • @gabriell16bishop LOL my thoughts exactly

  • @gabriell16bishop filiinos are latino/hispanic/ or even spanish, the spanish made them slaves but never mixed blood.

  • @BarrioAztrologist89 They were just colonized by Spanish. That doesn't mean they are Latino/Hispanic, but some Filipinos do have Spaniard blood.

  • @SANxJONERO only few of them live in the phil. most of the mestizos live in spain or in south america, mexico in particular.

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  • @SANxJONERO how do they like spain?

  • @acousticLU Oops, I meant to ask: "How are most in Spain?". Just nevermind, I don't even want to get into it. My reply was about Filipinos.

  • @SANxJONERO how are most filipinos in spain? personally, i wouldnt know cuz i havent been there but few of my filipino relatives who are in spain and some of my non-filipino relatives over there find it better than the philippines or the usual USA, Canada or UAE..

  • @acousticLU You said Spain was 1 of the countries most mestizos are in. I wanted to ask how so, but I think it's off topic.

  • @SANxJONERO oh i meant most filipino mestizos since u talked about the few filipinos who have spanish blood. sorry for the confusion but to clarify, i meant to say that most of the few filipino mestizos live in spain or in acapulco, mexico

  • @acousticLU Really? I know Filipinos seem to be all over the place. Thanks for the clarification. LOL 1 Filipino family I know over here in the states have a lot of mestizo looking family members. I guess most of them are mestizo.

  • @SANxJONERO yea lol they do seem to creep up in other places. but a good example of mestizo filipinos would be in the philippines' own showbiz scene. so many of them dont even look half filipino lol they look pure european. but morenas will still get u lookin back at times hehe

  • 3 out of 4 times I encounter a car going 20 on the freeway or am cut off and am forced to accelerate or brake suddenly it's an ASIAN DRIVER. Right after such a close call, I naturally look over, wanting to place a face on the man or woman who nearly stole my life. Worse of all, 9 out of 10 times they're completely oblivious to the fact they're alive at the moment because of my quick reaction. Stick to making TV's, rice burners, and to dry-cleaning my suits, please!...and make my donuts.

  • @jgonzalezsolorio well damn

  • @jgonzalezsolorio hahahha

    

  • @jgonzalezsolorio Well in order for us to do all that, we're going to have to drive at some point unless we live near the train station... Maybe you're just bad luck and maybe there is a sign from god telling you that the next time you drive you will die at the hands of an Asian driver, lol... And when your dead I can hire more latinos to do my work for me, lol.. You might be the better driver but you suck at mapping out routes, lol... You dumb Mexican!!

  • @jgonzalezsolorio 3 out of 4 times or 9 out of 10 times, which one is it Carlos?? Your story doesn't seemed accurate... So there is a plus side to having Asians around.. you get to watch T.V and maybe you can see your relatives on People's Court, or have your suits pressed just in time for you to show up in court bitch, lol...

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  • @passiveMenis I like your name

  • oouuuu 240p atlast we meet again

  • seems coked up.

  • Im goin to see Jo Koy in Person Im So excited

  • it took the car key joke of dylan moran

  • 240p :(

  • Not funny.

  • @passiveMenis Then why bother watching

  • @Cybergig00

    Because I watch/listen to something all the way through before forming an opinion.

  • lol i didn't get offended i love Jo Koy

  • i'm the wolverine

    *fade to black*

  • OOOOOWAYYYNNGEE CHIKUN!!!! 

  • he dont look asian.

  • @TheDimdum His dad is white.

  • im da wolverine

    lol XD

  • He is indeed funny! 

  • he sounds pretty drunk

  • so did he get his ass kicked after the show?

  • Not that funny...

  • I would put my keys in between knuckles. I always thought it was gangsta though?

  • he is my favorite comedian

  • HO HO NOOOOO!!!

    R U CRAZY!!

  • 2:22 made me cry laughing.......

  • you love comedy? then you have to watch the king of comedy, richard pryor

    /watch?v=zZOxm51X1tw 

    if you don't like it, just thumbs down, don't troll about it.

    thank you

  • ROFL!!!

  • jo koy: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

    phineas: yes, yes i am

  • soo loadedd

  • I AM THE WOLVERINE

    

  • so i love jo ko's screaming :)

  • 2:00 the fuckin best!!!! :D

  • 109 ppl died from laughing

  • TING TING....Saw him in AC, fucking awesome.

  • i once got high in a park at night with a friend and we walked around doing that key in your hand shit in case we got jumped, lol

  • When Americans declare what race they are it's like the ending of Scooby Doo - every single time.

  • no

  • Mike Carano rocks.

  • stab u wit a damn key....

  • hohoho nooooo :P

  • OMFG!!!!!!!! I laughed My muthafucking ass off throughout the whole video. X'D Jesus christ. I could probably fill up an entire pool with the tears i just laughed out. Man i love this guy. It seems like he's drunk to me.

  • 104 people don't know what laughing is

  • where can i find the full version of this?!? This is Funny as hell !!

  • HahahahHaha this is so funny!!!!! :)

  • "At least if I hit one of them I knew they had insurance" LMFAO

  • @ZachBickett story of my life

  • lafito hahahahaha!!

  • I'm the wolverine!! Lmao

  • jo koy must have studied the filipino comedy bar scene, to be specific, the gay stand up comedians. its cool though

  • this spining image or whatever is killing me..

  • wtf? you get you jokes off family guy?

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  • The kid under this is a bitch faggot niqqa assface bish dikk riding man jerker

  • hey thumbs up if you stop a fight by farting like crazy!!!!

  • gabriel eglasies in the crowd at 2:34 to 36

  • hhahaha, he looks drunk

  • were here to laughito

  • Dude: I'm gonna punch you

    Jo: NO...NOOOOOOOOOO....NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...NO!

  • ive done the key thing with 3 keys when i thought i was gona get jacked. thought i was acting gangsta...

  • im the wolverine!!

  • this funkin chink is one funny mother fucker, i am chicano and have to dodge them when i am driving and they are trying to drive but i am glad to know that they do carry insurance because sooner or later they are going to crash into me, Watch Out!!! here comes a Chink talking on his cell phone and driving at the same time OH Shit!!!!!

  • this funkin chink is one funny mother fucker, i am chicano and have to dodge them when i am driving and they are try to drive but i am glad to know that they do carry insurance because sooner or later they are going to crash into me, Watch Out!!! here comes a Chink talking on his cell phone and driving at the same time OH Shit!!!!!

  • @jessyroogoo111 thank you

  • OMG SOOOOOO Laughito!

  • 98 people dont have a sense of humor

  • This is just awkward rather than funny.

    

  • @KennyAMV So is your face. 

  • NOOOO.. NOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • LMAO!!

  • why has all these comments become annoyingly stupid conversation regarding the race of people. THIS IS COMEDY. cmonnn you guys, grow up and learn to actually be able to talk. instead of saying 'fuck' every other word to get your point across. we're all the same! so please grow up ><

    LOVE JO KOY XD

  • "a funy fucker fsh fsh fsh" lol

  • "I get it fuckerrr"

  • that was good stand up

  • lol "hey funny fucker!"

  • If you guys like to watch funny FOB videos watch these haha watch?v=OMCTE3sEzzg

  • umm.. Seriously? I hate people that are like "oh i hate racial slurs." It's Life! If you can't laugh with reality then something is seriously the matter with you. Get well.

    Jo Koy is AMAZINGLY funny and clever.

  • @notsosunnny i'm latina, and i agree that we all have to have a sense of humor about things...but "can't laugh w/ reality"...? reality is a lot of jokes are total overplays of stereotypes

  • I was not talking about his latino or Asian jokes, I just don't find him funny.. for people like him and George Lopez "latinos" have a really bad reputation in the US... not so long ago George Lopez brought a girl to the stage and show her to sandra Bullock telling her that was a real latina and the poor girl was form the hood (not really a problem) but the girl had a make up that made her look like a panda and really bad dressed.

  • lol i do that key thing

  • @BLeSSeDoGkUSH420 mee too

  • this is hilarious!! "LAUGHFITO"!!! that awesome ^0^

  • i was in my nation's capital, and rear-ended a Chinaman because the fucker couldn't decide if he wanted to clear the intersection or not. then, upon hitting said Asian, he gets out of his car in the middle of the road and just looks at his creation.

  • LOve Koy.. Funny as hell!!!

  • Wrigley Field!!

    Go Cubbies!

  • I totally disagree when he says Latinos and then he talks about Mexican. I am latino but, not from Mexico. if you are going to make jokes about Latinos then you should learn 30 different behaviors (20 countries and 10 dependencies=Latin America) but if you want to make jokes about Mexicans then make it clear before sounding uneducated.

  • what are you saying its so true . i am Saudi and i hate it when they say Arabs then they talk about IRAN and India and am like fuckers please educate urselfe

  • @georgehornik1 for god sake its just a joke!! don't need to be to piss!!

  • @georgehornik1 dude its a joke , im mexican and thought that was funny as fuck ... comedy would never be funny if it werent paraphrased , or youre just a hypocrite and would only laugh at the asian joke but not the mexican one

  • i havetn even started watchin gyeyt nd i thumbs up!!!