Monoceratophobia, the irrational fear of unicorns, is punishment visited by the gods upon those who have, whether intentionally or not, killed a mermaid. The only cure is a full and frank confession to the relevant authorities.
Before I saw this astounding expose, I thought I knew Simon Cowell intimately. Now I realise I had confused him with my former schoolfriend and prominent ear-waggler Simon Powell. Thanks!
Please stop! there is a frozen pea in my freezer with more wit...!
starelp 2 years ago
Monoceratophobia, the irrational fear of unicorns, is punishment visited by the gods upon those who have, whether intentionally or not, killed a mermaid. The only cure is a full and frank confession to the relevant authorities.
zootvole 2 years ago
Before I saw this astounding expose, I thought I knew Simon Cowell intimately. Now I realise I had confused him with my former schoolfriend and prominent ear-waggler Simon Powell. Thanks!
alfredarmstrong 2 years ago
The end? I hope not.
andrewlevicki 2 years ago
In many ways, my life has mirrored Cowell's.
iamjamesward 2 years ago