True Life: "I'm a Vampire."

[kortneyb223]

at 3:33 its just red wine easy notice durrrr u stupid or wat

[redzebra101]

they dont show up in videos



[djlocman3]

@redzebra101 Yes we do, and pictures, and mirrors.

[scumgod13]

Heh Heh, That's pretty cool! Oh FAKE! FAKE! IT'S FAKE Vampires don't have to sharpen their vangs! FAKE!

[djlocman3]

@scumgod13 Vampires don't have fangs.

[Noelleannie]

Lol

[emogirl666Devil]

you are fake so you are not a real vampire know what a real vampire is

[SaddleVamp]

.....good, your a great actor!

[MrDustin1233]

why do you have a lacrossstick you cant play you are fake(sorry)

[TheBigkill1]

this is retarded

[madaramkgs]

probly retarded vampires

[GuitarGirlWithCheese]

''i already ate'' i lold. ><

[Jonteisyxa]

You guys understand this is a comedy video? x)

Love the people saying "lol so fake"

[machadovids]

say arieana five times clap five times and post on two other vids then check youre voice

[saintrowclanonhalo]

I wanna be a vampire I wanna be a vampire I wanna be a vampire I want my fangs to be 1 inch long

[Jazzman9699]

... Dude... That has to be racist against vampire kind...

[sillybear1999]

ffaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeee

[BonestheKadaver]

He is just trolling you guys XD well done

[lilganstaer]

whydyou put it n water

[usynlignebbmus]

Come on guys, obviously this is supposed to be a joke, where's your sense of humour?

[EmoPrincess3504]

this is a lie. because "Real Vampires" can go out in the sunlight. and tbh. not all vampire's get turned off biteing somebody. this is a fake cause you know why i do have a real vampire friend. and im not lieing so you can think i am. you could inbox me. and i could give you his web. so there. he has facebook to. so this is a fake and stop makeing shit up. it's not fucking nice. you would not but this shit on youtube dude. -.- so annoying.

[TheJupiter189]

Dude if u were a vampire u wouldnt get caught on tape

[anjodavinganca]

wer's my batmobile?

[alexandrugaleriu]

How come. Your from AMerica and your saying you wnet to transilvania and some Vampire bite you and now your a vampire. FAAAAAAAIL ! FIRST. Vampire's dont show up to fake ppl. your a fake (sorry, but's thats life) Second. Vampires dont show up in public by filming themselfs (my theory) 3d. We know you want a 4:55 star time. We all want to be a Vamipre. We are all lil Stars. Cheer!

[Plimigirl]

Poor Girlfriend...

[Ereshkigal616]

the actual vampires are inconspicuous about their nature and dont need to dress all yeah and black to prove it. ^.^ although typically makes em look

badass

[djlocman3]

@Ereshkigal616 some are inconspicuous but most are open like me

[HaLLoweenHunters]

yea that is a good way to get a disease

[robskfanklub]

Vampires are not from Pennsylvania in US. But from Transylvania in Romania.

[DMoore6977]

@robskfanklub Actually there are vampire legends from all over and as far back as there is time. Putting all vampires in Transylvania is like saying all black people live in the ghetto! It just doesnt make sense

[robskfanklub]

@DMoore6977 I know! But far as I remember the legends started there. As Dracula - Vladimir Dracul was the first vampire. I know also that people in egypt drunk the blood because it made them look younger. Well everyone knows more. Im just sharing my knowlige about vampires and I have read alot of web sites about vampires. But I guess need to reed more :)

[nevermoregirl7]

So tired of people saying their vamps.

[charliejunfan13]

You need to learn Jeet Kune Do or something then cause you look so little and Weak Lol

[Kaitolover4eva]

My best friend bit me and no joke he has fangs...I'm really scared and I don't know what to do...

[missyz1074]

@Kaitolover4eva

creepy

[Deadkyd]

@Kaitolover4eva He bought them at a specialty shop, one of my friends has fangs, their so expensive, thier fake obviously.

[VelvetRN]

ok let me first say blood is gross,i mean why do they drink that stuff,uhg

[Deadkyd]

@VelvetRN Blood tatses, delicious...

[magicjoe221]

ur not a vampire thats so fake.

[webkins32]

people call me vampire girl cause i am a night person cause dont like going out when its bright cause the sun hurts my eyes and oh if i am outside i go in the shade

[MoreThenEverything95]

what is this song?

[travisking1990]

Haha the homeless guys make great snacks (:

[williamsG9]

hay yuuki778899 did he bite you yet please respond oh and to every one else vampires could go in the sun

[GuacaLuvah21]

to yuki- i will try to see when i can come. facebook- Cerah Person. txt me at- 744-643-2683 

[halohijinx33]

Bloods good no joke it's super delish

[AjaEmo]

You should write a book. I'm not being mean when I say that though.

[toot3018]

if your a vampire your afraid of sun but you if you are a vampire your a sterio type

[thespongebobgeeks]

i have that toothbrush at 0:16 0:18 seriously

[xXCORNNXx]

@thespongebobgeeks cool wanna cookie

[thespongebobgeeks]

@xXCORNNXx ...... no i dont take stuff from strangers ;p

[GuacaLuvah21]

i forgot to add- about garlic: i hate it and im extremely allergic to it but some vampires arent but that doesnt matter. Blood isnt our only way of feeding- we can eat human food as long as blood remains the main part of our diet. o_o

[GuacaLuvah21]

i was born a vamp... i have a reflection, i dont sparkle in the sun but there is a glow, i prefer human blood, and i dont sleep in a coffin- i dont sleep at all. i will gladly turn you- and if you dont believe me, then ask me anything and i can proove it. o_o

[fxm9072]

@zombiethrasher411 thats pretty gross but cool

[fxm9072]

im a vampire i just dont like tellin anybody i mean some people know but they dont spread the word gotta go eat

[lilhottie4199]

" cocoa pebbles, cocoa rageous, cocoa krispies..... cocoa racist..... where's count Dracula" so funny

[godismysavior144]

bahaha! This is so fake!! I'm a vamp and we have a reflection and can be in sunlight, although, I am allergic and it's not the funnest place to be, but we sure can survive in it!

[kyleslugger1]

i was turned by my best friend joseph pretty much every one at my school is a vampire i was exposed to become a werwolf because my cousoun was gonna turn me but too late and its hard i cant find blood and i dont want to hurt people any one got advise

[So22Mo]

@kyleslugger1

There are a few diffrent ways to get blood, the "Auto vampyre" which is prety much self explanatory but for thoes people that dont always comperhend you feed you self. Then there is the donor part...... that means you find a person to give you blood but only with there premition. Im not spcifictle pointing emos out but they are the most common donors out there. I hope that answers your qustion.

[katie62153]

I'm a vampire, but I gotta watch my back ppl are talkin bout em too mutch at ny school I hope my secret hasnt gotten around…

[skatexhardcore]

there's no way this is fake!! this is fer sure real!!! no shit it's fake it's not supposed to be real how many videos have you seen with real vampires?

[58gig1]

fake

[PuppysKiss101]

"Chris, dinner's ready!" "I already ate" "okay" hahah

[TheFinlandnator]

They sell blood pancakes here and sausages, too - damn tasty with cowberries.

Oh, and if I ever get HIV or hepatitis, I'll let these suckers suck the disease in them. >:D

[TheEmoAnimeChick]

that is a wicked awesome chair!!! :D

and vampires are amazing.. :)

i'd love to be one... :P

[thevampgirl25]

well i drink blood when im bleeding... accidental...

[thevampgirl25]

i am 1/4 vamp....

[footheadjj]

Duh its fake. Dont have to state the obvious

[maddikay22]

FAKE

[0007bobert]

The end took it to far

[MayuSenpai]

id just like to say awesome furniture and lulz about the wee in the backround it looks sooooo out of place

[mhgirsl]

i have the same toothbrush and i have the green head two WTF

[TheAquagoddess]

(best dumb blonde voice) omg is this real?!?! Omg omg omg!!!

[BellaSilvery]

This is funny

[Inkki89]

funny :D make more

[zombieslayer6666]

I am a vampire also and he is right ok i used to bite alot of people except these days you actually truly dont know where it's been and for SDT's so it's best to buy it from either if you can get a donor with same blood type and it's clean i would usually get teh blood tested before i drank it so i knew what i was drinking.

[brownlee0585]

Dude turn me into a vampire

[vpaagent]

vampires are real the dude is cool to me i think hes right about  it be hard

[cld10111]

anyone elese notice this is fake

[666hellraiser1]

@cld10111 alright retard, YOU LISTEN... AND YOU LISTEN TO ME GOOD.

everyone knows this was put up for fun, BUT OF COURSE YOU HAD TO PUT IN THAT STUPID POINTLESS COMMENT >>__<<

GET THE HELL OFF YOUTUBE ! ! ! !

[TheyCallMeAfro]

@cld10111 HOLYS SHIT! NO WAY! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! NO WAY THIS IS FAKE! AWWWW MAAAANNN

[imsostupidyay]

To the people saying BITE ME!!!! You do relize vampires have a choice to either kill you or inject their blood into you.Amarican version if you saw a rude,greedy rivh person that you hated,would you kill them or let them in your family....think about that ;D

[A13XMAR5]

Lol, not all vampires sleep in coffins......Way too expensive.

[A13XMAR5]

PLEASE BITE ME!!!!

[VampireJohn1000]

@A13XMAR5 ok ,i will :D

[A13XMAR5]

@VampireJohn1000 THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1kipkid]

ur not a vp

[chickitygurl]

lol this is so funny

[fingerboardfreak1124]

i need u to bite me

[killerweman1]

wow your one mean vampire lol ........ are you a cat vampire

[DavidBrasher1]

The Dremel tool was not being used to sharpen fangs because it was throwing off sparks. That is what happens when you grind metal not teeth. Have you ever been sitting in the dentist chair and seen sparks flying out of your mouth?

[kitten90000]

is he a real vampire?

[jazzymae1000]

@kitten90000  yes!!

[jazzymae1000]

@kitten90000  yes!!

[laylafan101]

aaawwww soo cuteee second hottest vampire ever soohot 

[aylinblack]

haha... have you tried looking in a mirror? I assure you... that you have a reflection.... maybe you should wash the glass....

[crazymusichick16]

Are you a lifestyler? That's the sense I'm getting.

[vampiregirl786]

i already watched this last year but i didnt have a youtube so i couldint comment. lolA!great video!

[edonomahou]

Candles in a fireplace, huh?

[deshawnakakboss]

ehhhzzzss i already ate lmao i remember wen my girlfriend was like bae ima vampire lmao it was crazy den she tried to bite me wtf!! 0_0 couldnt do it lol

[Petrifiene]

Uh... Well at least the piano playing was good... ^^

[MrDaranel]

I would say beign half-ghost is better than being a vamp

[VampireJohn1000]

blood is delish

[MrMonster12345678910]

@VampireJohn1000 IKr lol

[theamericanmetalhead]

@VampireJohn1000 IKR!!

[MissEmoCourtney]

@VampireJohn1000 yes blood is delishus ;3

[cheree4life]

@VampireJohn1000

Agreed.

[Indy121]

This is absolutely ridiculous.

[BebeLush2]

You're a disgrace to the real Vampire creed. Making fun of one of the most Ancient and most powerful Immortal being on this planet, they will seek you out and magickally reduce you to earth and ash, you're playing with fire poking fun at something you only get your knowledge from horror movies, realize that this is a very real thing and not some clown fabled halloween show.

[IrLiKEmovies]

STD's? isnt the vampire genome immune to all STDs?

[podgybastard]

You only have 3 videos SADO

[botdq]

ooooo coool my blood tastes like metal ive tryed it before

[Outcast137]

youre sitting in light and i dont see you glittering....JUST SAYIN. xDDD

[echosplash]

r u really a vamp or u just making a spoof

[LuckyGirl931]

anywyas- u play the piano good-

[kilerngbayan247]

HEY WE HAVE THE SAME NOTEBOOK!!!!! mines a win7 tho

[TheTruthCo]

I can definitely see this guy biting some five year old kid on the private parts. He is a very sick man.

[ArchangelVampire]

@TheTruthCo This is a channel created for the purpose of harrassing youtube users. I suggest reporting them immediately

[eufamia]

silly

[najntejledfoks]

LOL

he is not vampire because he has wii

vampires have xbox 360

[Mysterey101]

coa coa racist

[LuckyGirl931]

LoL!!! NICE piano playing!!! -no sarcasim-

[kilerngbayan247]

@LuckyGirl931 is that laugh out loud? or lack of laughter?

[padgettcaleb88]

Hey dude if you were really a Vampire youd be getting hunted down by your own kind for selling them out dumbass

[Alfonzia18]

So im a ware wolf

[MikefreakinSheridan]

lol

[deadgodess13]

=) funny

[cartooncarnival]

TRUE LIFE: I'M THE ANTI-CHRIST OF A NEW WORLD RELIGIOUS MOVEMENT coming soon.

[ravendarkfield]

It´s a fucking comedy - get over it.

And twittlebuck1... first of all a half-vampire is called a dhampir or dhampyre - second of all, you are being a hypocrite with the whole "dont give it away on a youtube video"... You´re giving it away in a fucking comment by claiming to be a real vampyre yourself... seriously dude, c´mon.

By the way, this whole new subculture of "real" vampyres, is a fuckload of B.S. and problably the result of poor edjucation.

Finish school kids!

[TheRockfan68]

What a sick bastard! He needs to be committed!

[XenyaRavenwood64]

@TheRockfan68 well, at least it wasn't like the vampire taste test vid. he didn't bite anyone...personally, i think tru blood is a very good alternative option, taste aside.

[twittlebug1]

you are a huge fake

this is all a fake

real vampires like myself or "halfbloods"as they are sometimes called

do not act so dumb as you! plus we dont just give it away in a youtube video!

[gaydevil666]

@twittlebug1 Well you just "gave" it away in your comment....Now that's really smart!

[avalon665]

for everyone calling him a fake---get a life.

we do exist. get lives and get open minded.

-Raamar

[tendoma1]

get a life u FREAK!!!!!!!!!!

[manjakit]

your not a vampire, your just want to be one because you think it is very cool

[sasquach09]

that was kinda funny at the end.

[SynysterGatesloverxo]

XD i alredy ate ! lol oh thats silly <3

[Soulshroude]

That was actually pretty good work for a video. Props.

[LaycMusicOriginals]

your a fake....

[VampireUchiha467]

lol

get a life

[younglink2791]

ohh i forgot one thing my fangs haven't grown in yet.

[younglink2791]

p.s. but i do like the taste of blood

[younglink2791]

im only half vampire, ican eat human food,the sun doesnt hurt me and i can see my reflection.

[FredrichNietzsche25]

Do you know any female vampires??? LOL

[ilomeli1]

I'm a vampire I dranked a black chick and white chick

[elchino99]

haha dinner is ready!

[noBSbassGtarchick]

lol what do you do with water?

[solenil]

hahahahaha funny!

[horselover497]

fake!!..

[LeSaVy]

what did you use for blood? looks very good

[viannielle9387]

dud thats sucks i thot my life wus bad

[Rockinrollsouls]

I am an metal head and i just ate a black vampire chick,

[tehnoobwood]

i think its spoust to be a joke video but im vamp (psy vamp) and i can go in the sun and stuff

[Hunt4Tzapi]

I hope vampires are not that stupid and boring, it'd be a myth easily busted.

[1998gansterprincess]

if your a vampire, u hide the vampire secret from the world, u don't post it on youtube and tell everyone

[sessomaruslove]

ah but a you REAL vampire?

[RomanticGothWoman85]

Nice:)

[MonkeyDlux]

*smiles* I love it!

[Skystar663]

what do i do with blood?..what do u do with water??..xD i doubt ur a vampire tho...just cause alot of ppl..pretend there vampires these days..it pisses me off

[ghostchild00769]

You're a poser. You cannot become a vampire from being bitten by a bat.

[twittlebug1]

finaly someone like me

[bellaparafly]

i believe you are