Water

[skleonar]

Damage

[novash1]

...

[dragonsandfirerock]

they said beaver fever not bieber fever

[gr8barrierreef]

I make sure I drink clean pure water that goes through a complext filter system that has all the rights minerals and puts some life-force back into the water!

[Justintimestell]

Side effects included: just about every cancer, artery dissinagration, beef jerky? hahaha, armpit lice, kit kat knee, pizza brain, foaming at the anus?? WTH, oh ya... and aids!!

[homeworld523]

My mom used Water while pregnant and now i suffer from Siamese penis :(

[ryan50ryan]

Snake in Metal Gear Awesome 1 must have been on Water (r). He killed a dog with projectile sweating.

[TheBIRRDY]

I'm just here cuz I'm thirsty.

[ToxicExplosion054]

thumbs up if u got thirsty and types water ?

[trey5169]

That's it??? No more???

[CreepyJokerr13]

Is thus reak or a joke? im confused

[settone03]

"anal snoring"  !!!!! lmmfao!!!!

[Assume22]

Total waste of 5 minutes and 43 seconds. All of your videos are a disgrace to the National Lampoon name. Go back to Dairy Queen!

[Longkquach]

Holy shiza, who else skipped at least half of that?

[saltandlight4him]

OMG so the other day my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there was the same music for some prescription and my bf and I immediately turned to each other and knew it was the same as the music in this! haha

[majik8206]

Funny video.water is contaminated however,and floride(added to public water supply)cripples,calcifies and helps destroy and desensitize the pineal gland!

[Olaaflo]

i cant belive i just watched the whole thing.

[gavrilo2007]

OK, I'm going to go on a limb here, and say there's no such thing as Hepatitis Z. He just made that one up.

[pargelenis2020]

i had to look up most of the side effects via google lol. i didnt even know some existed, and some weren't even real xD

[toon2009]

please discontinue use of water while drowning...lmao



[TurboSwami]

Damn these Mammary Blades!

[Guercinator]

cancer of the *ipple, *ipple cancer, indented *ipples (covered in cancer)

[Guercinator]

cancer of the nipple, nipple cancer, indented nipples (covered in cancer)

[AcrossTheEchoes]

Oh my GOSH I never in a million years would've thought I'd laugh so hard at "cancer, cancer, cancer"! LMAO!!!

[Kamorok]

he said cooties lol

[carlossk21]

wtf?

[gtfty1]

my dick brought me here

[GamingDreamGuy]

i dont wanna drink water antymore !

[xkillerbeex123]

cancer of the cancer! lolololol

[xkillerbeex123]

french cancer! lol

[AGdollluver1599]

cancer of the cancer? camel toe? shoulder tits? dick and ball deisese? arm pit lice? liver and onions? colon cancer of the mouth and genitals with a herps chipotle dipping salsa? pizza brain? WTF!

[guercinator57]

CHIPOTLE DIPPING SALSA! :D :D! XD

[HorrorLurker]

Foaming of the Anus...that sounds shitty.

[plxton]

strange syndromes these days

[BeakyRed]

he spelt lemon and lime wrong. lol

[IIBabakII]

Blowhole development HAHAHAHA!!!

[WaitWhatTheHECK]

I cracked up when he said amnesia twice...

[katowicecentrum]

AntyNWO.pl

[MrWilmes]

beef jerky

[SuperBradley1986]

Wonder how many different things he actually said.lol

[Droideka133]

What, no suicide ?

[vsandro190]

cancer of that line that shoots down from the top to the bottom of the scrotumXDXDXD

[directorlog]

boo-hoo! am crying from laughing! come get you fluoride ppl! XD

[MatthewTelles]

LOL it took me a second to realize this wasn't real :) this is funny

[BeanManIncorporated]

I'm an idiot, this was a joke. LOL

[BeanManIncorporated]

Nipple Cancer and Cancer of the Nipple... what is the DIFFERENCE?

[tzbx6dch]

and he didn't say bieber fever he said BEAVER fever

[tzbx6dch]

and aids

[MonimosOros96]

damn! i drunk water before i sleep and i couldn't sleep so i thought.''what would appear if i search for water on youtube?'' and that's what appeared

[spinemelter2000]

I remember the Ren and Stimpy episode where they got beaver fever because the water tank at their office had beavers in it.

[Ridethefire33]

Funny as shit lol

[morpher787]

check out the video water balloooons

[dawoopbanana]

discontinue the use of water while drowning xD

[RenoGregory]

webbed genitals?!! wtf??!! lmao!!!

hahahaha omg, some of those disorders were fking halarious

[bettyboop17d]

colon cancer of the mouth???!!! and genitals with a herpes chipotle dipping salsa!!! lmao.

[wahsjxela95]

died laughing at shoulder tits

[CRXsunbeam76]

Fucking hilarious! XD I feel bad for the people that were tested to see what the side effects were for drinking water hahaha

[JETLI2012]

This reminds me of how Bruce Lee's favorite drink:

WUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHH !!!!!

[XhinoProductions]

He says Water can cause Bieber Fever! LOOOL! I will never drink water again!

[bucketsofpickles]

@XhinoProductions he says beaver feaver.. not bieber.. u have nothing to worry about haha

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

@XhinoProductions better die than have such a gay fever

[jlukes100]

and uhhh ....... beef jerkey

[666jony666]

rectal cough lmfao

[ewalks73]

thumbs up if kramer brought you hear

[SandstoneII]

cancer of the cancer

[karenl1234]

love this thanks!

[ilikewafflesist]

Cancer of the nipple.

[williamcassaday]

@ilikewafflesist Nipple cancer

[TheShadyRecovery]

shut your fat ass up

[milldabeast519]

spill it on her boobs!!!!!

[Knightlain]

Sexual Transmitted Diseases, WTF!!?? And becoming pregnant? Well. its not like become pregnant from the stomach lol

[homeworld523]

"Water is not for everyone". I lol'd

[rougerandom0x]

@bbenjoe then why arent we all deaad you absolute moron? 100%? and

is that why water is something we cant live without? and a neccesity in life?

[bbenjoe]

@rougerandom0x Would I crush your hearth if I enlighten you that you are mortal, and one day you will die. And if you happen to watch the whole video, you'll realise that just like my comment, this video is a joke as well.

Get some humour, and some manner :-)

[rougerandom0x]

@bbenjoe heart* not hearth and i am aware of ths? not gonna die after drinking water tho?

[ilovenykel]

Is this a joke? And the fuck happened to the girls hand? Holey shit.

[FilipePhoenix]

Everybody knows somebody who suffers from Anal Snoring.

I had no idea it is caused by taking too much water. >.<

From now on I'll just drink beer. ^.^

My health comes first.

[InfiniteRandom]

@FilipePhoenix But did you know that beer is mostly water. They're putting it in everything nowadays, even ice. :<

[FilipePhoenix]

@InfiniteRandom Godammit!!! Ò.Ó Even in the Ice?!?

We got to do something! This thing is lethal!

I have a bottle of alcohol, for cleaning, you know... I'm gonna try this...

*glub glub glub*

Damn! ... This shit is nasty! >.<"

*glub glub glub*

But I've got to try... I've heard that even the inventor of tap water have died... Years ago!

*glub glub glub*

~ Welllll... ~ I feeeel greaaaaat! ~ I guessss that's ok to drink puuuuuure alcohooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooongugçunçnruçinflkqu3rewgf­sul

[TheMutantProductions]

@halliwell162 i did the exact same thing XD

[bobbyman10000]

dont drink water fish are having sex in it xD

[af1iRockNIKES]

LMAO

[themonster36]

Haha this was a good laugh! LOL

[cassnana123321]

I can't believe I sat threw that!!!

[whereissandra]

I love this video. I've watched it so many times over the years and still laugh. Bicycle Eyes!? Ana Teeth! Hepatitis B-12. :-D

[AGdollluver1599]

3 minutes of stupid made-up symdromes

[trueboss926]

But will it blend?

[Tjackskadatbarn]

@Hamodey1 good thing you said that....

[rayshottie07]

Hahah LMFAO!!! This is awful!!!



[megasonic1707]

haha goose knuckles and there hyperactive XD

[megasonic1707]

lol Gary Coleman syndrome XD

[reinerjonathan91]

anemia, anemia, anemia... LOL, the doctor read his text behind the girl

[reinerjonathan91]

anemia, anemia, anemia... LOL

[rocktime2000]

at 3:54 it funny

[tacomamike1]

This is awesome, thanks!

[Addorablee]

@bbenjoe is he srs?

[IloveEizaGonzalez]

This Is Soooo Freaken Funny.!! Hahaa :D

[ALeXscooters29]

how do you think of that many side effects lololol

[13outkast]

hahhahahahahahahahha this shit is funny

[supersnaxx]

shoulder tits :)

[CubishBalls]

YEAH YEAH I GET IT!!

[killerfgs]

Rad. 20+

[1001virus1001]

i have never heard cancer so many times XD

[darthklo]

hahahaha "stiff man syndrome" lawl

[konayasai]

@darthklo It's a real neurological disorder, actually. Google it :)

[bobthedogboy93]

i have shoulder tits :(

[glimglim1]

I've heard that there are drugs in the drinking water, but if this is the case, then why is it so hard for regular, hard working folks to get prescriptions for pain killers and anxiety meds long term?

[MailenTrout]

thumbs up if you got thirsty from watching this!

[globaltccjp]

@MailenTrout I watched it in summer Ramadan 2011 in Pakistan. I'm thirsty.

[AmstradExin]

Raptor Claws! :D

[killer660]

HAHAHAHAHA GREAT JUST FREAKIN GREAT HAHAHA!!!

[1Nekit1]

ANGINA xD

[FiNNziDuploFilms]

I suffer from bad Beef jerky.

[lbprock]

Chuck Norris invented water.

[tapjeful]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[594JLP]

that alot OMG

[594JLP]

will some one tell me what cooties are what does it mean

[594JLP]

what are cooties

[a4d2d0]

Don't eat while watching this. *Vomit*

[HerbalArtist]

haha so funny that this is petrayed with a sense of humour when in fact those things they are speaking about in our water is another source of those various desiese

[Kkmpp1]

NOT CANCER OF THE CANCER!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[neonhugzxxx]

Water Isnt Right For 501 People ^_~

[DeadTallyNo9]

if im ever a teacher im gunna make my final memorizing all these for 50 percent of your grade....

[TheRedGibson22]

I have colon cancer of the mouth and I am soooo offended.

[arc1342]

just die dude...i would kill to get cancer and leave this fucking world 

[Misspishi]

@arc1342 hey man r u okay? life is precious... god loves u

[Nectius]

Siamese Penis cracked me up :)

[e22378]

EPIC!!!!

[Jontehmannen]

"France Cancer". That has to be bad.

[HardlyRightHanded]

lol. XD The Camel Toe. XDDD

[dream6cold6code6]

I clicked on this with the title saying "the last episode of pimp my ride" wtf is this american bullshit!? and no I didn't watch the whole way through. fuck....

[SillyPuddyBuddy]

Cancer of the Nipple,

Nipple Cancer, and Indented Nipples (covered in Cancer)

[urpgag]

I prescribe 1,200 cc water six times a day. I suggest Acme dehydrated water.

[SyKo8861]

Oh god im going to die. I rectal cough about 10 times a day :O or more!

[pfro12]

Well as long as it doesn't cause an errection lasting longer than 3 hours I'm ok with it.

[royalsteven]

You exist of 75% water so ofcourse you need it.

[JakeL33T989]

@royalsteven you got it backwards, 75% of the earth is covered in water, humans are made of 90% water

[royalsteven]

lol 90% we would drown. No actually it is between 55% and 78% go search some information about the human body :)

[AKHalex]

Up syndrom.. :D

[battleroyale1234]

water polio?

[Bluesage2009]

Dyslexic Sphitzoskrenia LMAO!!

[piratecheese13]

amnesia

[pubeafro]

this was lame

[juicy8956]

Stupid

[erad5]

bicycle eyes lol

[regidude]

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[rhasta300]

Down Syndrome, Up Syndrome....

Never have thought of that....

[NuclearPopcorn]

i found this just because i felt like searching water

P.S. at 00:32 i thought she had a huge chunk taken out of her arm at first

[MrBillu1954]

Most of water from tape are not a clean water any more?

Please boil the water before drink.

[BboyChunGViN]

this is funny because there is fluoride put in our water system that does not only keep our teeth strong, but some pretty deadly stuff to our health in the long run.....Investigate yourself!

[6663000]

dick and ball disease

[Dominicano678]

what the fuck this shut is funny

[AmpleLight]

Water farts, Its not just mexicos problem anymore!

[myrandomspaces]

1:53 to 5:26 hahah

[myrandomspaces]

0:30 FAIL

[denzel232]

PENIS

[denzel232]

@BeNicePlz am i am replying too late

[BeNicePlz]

@denzel232 Replying too late for what?

[sbr97]

No herpes?

[joethecrab1]

And a spicy chipotle sauce... I rofl 

[Karenlovesmonkeys]

the girl having a seziure could have choked on the water lmao >_<

[LettMeKnow]

cancer of the cancer

[paulproductions2010]

funny how the add beside this one is a aquasina add, and filte adds for water!!! lol, then under thevideo, theres a shoppers drug mart add!!!! XD

[slack1904]

......lol

[iamnuff1992]

spleen cancer of the neck?

[Tabitha250]

I wont hate to have to remember all that shit for this dumb movie lol

[RespectMyHate]

water is so good when your thirsty.

[nathan201015]

Cancer of the penis vein? ouch bet that would hurt..

[miragehero35]

ahahahahah "foaming of the anus"

[37zeus37]

what's wrong with anal teeth ?

[littlegirl6645]

@37zeus37 ass teeth

[nrjsy]

سبحان الله

[azaz05044]

In the Quran God Almighty says 1400 years ago and made from water every living thing.

[Newocs321]

Cancer of the nipple

Nipple cancer

Indented nipples( covered in cancer)

LOL