dude in my small town im like the only girl that sckatbords and this one place was ganna tear it down and by it i mean the scate park.but any way and so i spent the whole day at the scate park then hung out wit some frinds and when it was around 10 i went home and relised i had locked my self out of the house i was so po.
I locked myself out once as a kid, had to wait for 3 hours, so after that I cannot let go of a selflocking door until I see myself hold the keys in my hand to make sure I can get in again.
Small BALLS??? (maybe) Butt, I bet you've got a GREAT ASS... look how fast you're pumping that bike!!! Whoa... wait, hold up!!!... butt naked??? (WOOF!!!) Yeah man... you are definitely a "CLOTHES OPTIONAL " kinda guy!!!
if you love brick buildings then you would love ohio. i live in a small town in ohio, and there are really old victorian style brick mansions, and there are all sorts of different colored trees with white and purple and pink flowers on them. and in the spring, the little petals of the flowers on the trees fall like confetti on the street. the grass is a beautiful lush green. in my hometown (london ohio) we have a historical brick road that is right by the court house.
YAY FINALLY I DOWNLOADED THE TWO SONGS I LOVE!! And I loved this video for some reason. I liked seeing around town, I also feel kind of bad cuz you locked yourself out... Thanks for the tour!! And the songs :3
The guys in the Blink-182 videos run down the street totally naked. I don't know where they are that they can get away with it. San Francisco? Santa Monica?
Jimmy Buffett said he saw someone roller skate naked through the crosswalk in Santa Monica.
you should really get a road bike. something like a specialized Allez or S-works seeing how rich you are from youtube loljk. you should get a road bike though.
my town is good? haha just one place that I know of so far where you have to be a customer before you can use their washroom...XP...I think sometime soon I will make a blog on a bike...most likely will rain seein as I'm on the coast as well lol
It's kinda cool knowing that there is another respectable artist besides George Lucas that came out of the central valley. Turlock is a very special place to live in :)
I know what you mean about there being towns where you are not allowed to poop. I know because I live in one, well there are places to poop but you wouldn't want to poop there, places you take one look at and go "yeah I'm gonna hold it till i get home..."
It would've been really funny if a car got jacked right behind you as you said that you have the highest car theft rating... Our city has the highest rate of homicide in New York State (I don't live in NYC)
I live sorta close to Turlock but I can't go rindin on my bike otherwise were afraid of getting mugged or somethin lol (I gotta move). But anyways that was cool.
I have lived in 5 countries 7 states and 33 towns. I have noticed a big connection in car theft to ice (meth). Mostly from living throughout the Hawaiian Islands and several other meth-heavy towns. The heavier the meth use/production in the town and the surrounding area the heavier the auto theft stats... Put thata one in your pipa & smoke 'em cuz...
You can slip a bolt through the top of your bicycle helmet, and screw it into the tripod hole in the bottom of your camera. Be sure to use a washer on the bolt.
I tried this years ago, but since THAT camera wieghed nearly 20lbs, it didn't work, but it will work just fine on today's cameras.
hmmm im jealousy of that town.. in my town they redid the streets rly retarded - they made it so the bike lane is in the middle of the street!!!!! (basically theres a car lane, bike lane, then 2 more car lanes) so when ur riding ur inbetween to cars :(
i know how you feel about locking yourself out... i did the same thing D: woah now you're someone that have nice ideas... blogging on a damn bike! wait a minute... THAT BIKE IS BETTER THAN MINE!
Heck even my videos have just tripped over 10 minutes... and I'm a standard user. May consider rising to Guru or Director later for my longer game speed runs :)
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this. The bike riding was incredibly relaxing. I also really liked the way the music went with the general tone of the video. Nice choice.
i really miss living in turlock. ever notice how nice turlock actually looks on a partly cloudy day? most towns or cities don't look pretty at all with slight overcast skies. by far, this is my favorite video.
Ah! I knew Jon! I had 8th grade english with him and I he sat next to me in 10th grade english. He would I always like Sleep on me during class...haha. Such an awesome guy. RIP
BETA DUDE LIKE HELLLAA
Jeffmanthirteen 3 weeks ago
dude in my small town im like the only girl that sckatbords and this one place was ganna tear it down and by it i mean the scate park.but any way and so i spent the whole day at the scate park then hung out wit some frinds and when it was around 10 i went home and relised i had locked my self out of the house i was so po.
yuki7cross 1 month ago
wow... this is officially cory's first vlog
468chuckles 1 month ago
Wow its amazing to see this video; its like BETA Dude like Hella.....
bondman70 2 months ago
4:07 i think he fell off his bike into he bushes
Potatocat1 7 months ago
I love those american traffic lights haha ^^
Girls don't always like the color pink xD
And railway tracks are always fascinating haha ^^
Greifchen 8 months ago
Im a girl and I dont really like pink I LOVE BLUE!
musicandhorses27 8 months ago
just got back to watching u! after a year................ what about Sparta?
JGMacon 9 months ago
make's me want to visit Turlock, it reminds me of Davis
surahsmily08 10 months ago
I locked myself out once as a kid, had to wait for 3 hours, so after that I cannot let go of a selflocking door until I see myself hold the keys in my hand to make sure I can get in again.
Ixxithedog 11 months ago
haha.
dinosaursrawr1901 11 months ago
after watching this, i have a strong need for biking :)
haileyy5 1 year ago
9:37 is john the guy you said worked at the film studio and when he died you saw his ghost?
FliqpyDidntDoIt 1 year ago
39 people crashed while blogging on their bikes... :D
I may try this some time. I just need to get a camera first...
Maneir 1 year ago
What song is played at the very start!!
StationXXrama 1 year ago
OOOOO I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nonnishoopTV 1 year ago
cool town!by the way ur my hero ur awsome!!!!!!
drewdude00 1 year ago
Small BALLS??? (maybe) Butt, I bet you've got a GREAT ASS... look how fast you're pumping that bike!!! Whoa... wait, hold up!!!... butt naked??? (WOOF!!!) Yeah man... you are definitely a "CLOTHES OPTIONAL " kinda guy!!!
MORE NUDE VIDEOS PLEASE!!! 8~)
djspinshouse 1 year ago 2
why they wouldnt let me poo??
redemax 1 year ago
lol your video inspired me to go ride a bike and blog while doing so
brandonman24 1 year ago
WOOOO you made this on my 12th birthday. I noticed that on my 4th viewing of this video.
Rzormc 1 year ago
i`m sorry that john died... :(
Spyroyahoo 1 year ago
@superainar probably not on camera... :(
Spyroyahoo 1 year ago
dude i live so close to you like 1 town over in Simi Valley
XKarateKatX 1 year ago
u didn't were a helmet and ur mr safety :|
XRchic 1 year ago
Mr. Safety for the win
gunblade64 1 year ago
there is no such thing as a bad day
dragonmastertroy7 1 year ago
Is Turlock like more North or South, because I used to live in Santa Rosa!
iluvfree123 1 year ago
wow how do you rie with one hand my friends can but i will fall on my butt if I do that
crlypony12 1 year ago
lol what if u fell?
wolfsrain36 1 year ago
if you love brick buildings then you would love ohio. i live in a small town in ohio, and there are really old victorian style brick mansions, and there are all sorts of different colored trees with white and purple and pink flowers on them. and in the spring, the little petals of the flowers on the trees fall like confetti on the street. the grass is a beautiful lush green. in my hometown (london ohio) we have a historical brick road that is right by the court house.
TheCurious253 1 year ago
your insprirational you know. You have so many great things to say about everything
littlemissskater15 1 year ago
It got a little crazy going around the corners, but it was fun, so thanks for the ride!
skinnybubblebutt 1 year ago
hey supp im going to make videos on random discussions and you guys will andsweer them..check out my channel for more details..thanks and comment
JohnTehHockey117 1 year ago
omg, i live in frsno right by the town! its awesome cuz i also have a forest i go to all the time. <3
dragonloverable 1 year ago
When you passed the road cones I totally pictured you taking one and wearing it as a hat and riding around with it on your head. XD
KeeperoftheReaver 1 year ago
you have small balls XD
funnykillbunny 1 year ago
dude if you ever sell ur home, i want it ill pay cause i got cash
jeffypimpboyontherun 1 year ago
i hate the color pink and it looks like you run into stuff but you dont
Lynx790 1 year ago
I think it is just on fastfoward while he is riding so it makes it look like he is going really fast
varztok 1 year ago
You ride your bike AWFULLY fast!
weatherstorms 1 year ago
lol i agree with CastleRockDays, this does make me want to do a video while riding my bike :D
btw, not all girls like pink lol cause i dont
kaycrazy9 2 years ago 2
awesome video man! :) Now I want to go for a bike ride and film it :D
CastleRockDays 2 years ago
ShayCarl makes bike Vlogging look so easy..
GorfleL 2 years ago
I know right..
wcooper97 2 years ago
wow, those curbs aren't bike friendly, pretty amazing to go on and off them while one-handing a bike. in toronto, like all curbs are bike friendly
ichimurakun 2 years ago 4
how can you ride a bike, take a video and NOT FALL DOWN? Man, you are truly amazingly funny. keep up the good work!
shenyvette 2 years ago
YAY FINALLY I DOWNLOADED THE TWO SONGS I LOVE!! And I loved this video for some reason. I liked seeing around town, I also feel kind of bad cuz you locked yourself out... Thanks for the tour!! And the songs :3
DannyxAngel 2 years ago
LMao "Ah you suck"
rDarkWarrior 2 years ago
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kylemonkeyrocks123 2 years ago
Your 100-dollar camera looks better than mine.
The guys in the Blink-182 videos run down the street totally naked. I don't know where they are that they can get away with it. San Francisco? Santa Monica?
Jimmy Buffett said he saw someone roller skate naked through the crosswalk in Santa Monica.
vickiormindyb 2 years ago
I live in an apartment where two people fight every single night. I'm talking screaming, yelling and doors slamming-at 2 in the fuckin' morning!
They also get physical every now and then.
I share a wall with these doofuses.
You're hilarious. Somebody accused you of coming into their store buck naked.
Your reply "If that were true, that would be awesome" is too funny.
vickiormindyb 2 years ago 2
I already do something interesting. It doesn't get more exciting than fighting fires and doing paramedic work.
Our battalion chief has a shirt that says 'Fight fires naked.'
vickiormindyb 2 years ago 2
hey i was born in the valley...in merced.. i live a lil north now by sacramenoo. weard tho I TOO HAVE ADD lol for the 3rd time
caponelocc 2 years ago
I am so bummed out my camera broke & I have no way to fixit or get a new one...I'm in morning for my camera! Wahhhhhhh :* (
HawkfeatherJY 2 years ago
You got small balls nananana! :D No I'm sure it's the seats fault.. *cough* ;)
djsjafgabgadfbsavfma 2 years ago
You inspire me to do something like this. So I hope I can get it processed soon...Wish me luck... Wooo hooo.
HawkfeatherJY 2 years ago
btw pink is awesome!
FantasyGirlQueen 2 years ago
anything pink is bound to taste good....starburst....gum....
caponelocc 2 years ago
you should really get a road bike. something like a specialized Allez or S-works seeing how rich you are from youtube loljk. you should get a road bike though.
xXheadmanXx 2 years ago
I live in modesto, but I worked at Qdoba when it first opened. I've skated at that skatepark too. I sat on that bench.
Matttchew5 2 years ago
haha, you miss cabooses!!
danm1764 2 years ago
all the fire hydrants around my town have paintings of cartoon characters on them
dynamitegizmo94 2 years ago
Hey Cory...you jabe small balls. :P
Kinnairdfilms 2 years ago
haha i love how there are two poor comments on this
FantasyGirlQueen 2 years ago
As soon as i heard him say my town let's me in the batheroom i was like I WILL GO CHECK!
they didn't -.- i was like hey can i use the restroom they sayed NO!
i was like this town is lame!
nice town mr. saftey ;)
lwfabsman 2 years ago
Wouldn't it be difficult filming and riding a bike with one hand at the same time..?
TheSeriousbusiness 2 years ago
Oh nvm sorry he answered that at 3:22
TheSeriousbusiness 2 years ago
:O i think you whent past a stop sing without stoping O-o belive it or not you can get a ticket for theat even though your on your bike :T
jk642795 2 years ago
My town has fast food restraunts and a Wal-Mart. That's seriously it.
bbodine61 2 years ago
a pink fire hydraant? now that's something i've never scene before. you'd THINK there'd be a few in l.a.. guess not.
freshPrincess626 2 years ago 2
my town is good? haha just one place that I know of so far where you have to be a customer before you can use their washroom...XP...I think sometime soon I will make a blog on a bike...most likely will rain seein as I'm on the coast as well lol
raspberrytwist 2 years ago
LOL you have small balls. Love the old clasics
HappyCabbie 3 years ago
i love the 90 second song in the beginning.
PitsFilms 3 years ago 4
i HATE the color pink AND IM A GIRL!
espeontwoumbreon 3 years ago 3
My woman hates pink! She prefers red and black.
CardinalSin74 2 years ago
Haa, you passed by my house!
ScrumptiousPotato 3 years ago 2
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erdal0 3 years ago
lol small balls . but anyway ur lucky 2 live in such a pritty town mains full of bildings and cars
josepedro316 3 years ago
It's kinda cool knowing that there is another respectable artist besides George Lucas that came out of the central valley. Turlock is a very special place to live in :)
kitchensink2 3 years ago
for a $100 camera, its a good video
and not all girls like pink, in fact, many despise that color
very cool vid!
billyjoerox661 3 years ago
I know what you mean about there being towns where you are not allowed to poop. I know because I live in one, well there are places to poop but you wouldn't want to poop there, places you take one look at and go "yeah I'm gonna hold it till i get home..."
yaoigrl 3 years ago 2
i swear 1 day i will come meet u
? wat number do u live at?
imahorse4ever 3 years ago
omg at 4:03 almost fell in the bush, your the best cory!
swillok 3 years ago
wow cool. OMG I LOVE YOU so much because
1 your hot
2 you have all these cool saying like bad days make life more interesting
3 your always happy
4 you have good taste in women because steph is lovely and beautiful
caracaz604 3 years ago 42
im just on #4 nobody has really good taste it's on opinion but i know what you mean
MrDip02 2 years ago
i dont have nearly as many trees as your town does. and i love being in a town that is "under trees"
flamingstick 3 years ago 21
wat did u do for 4 hours lmfao
dante775 3 years ago
Fella, you need a manfrotto clamp mount for your camera - then you can use both hands :-)
downfader2 3 years ago
maybe the seat is too small not ur ball could be im not shure
Sonic7890101 3 years ago
cobosee ftw and i mean rvb
ppp9922 3 years ago
Size 17 is that bigger then UK size ?
supergamermaster 3 years ago
Thats about a size 12 shoe iirc in UK sizes
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albackus36 3 years ago
good video
hippielucas 3 years ago
this is my fav one of ur really old episodes i like it alot.
naru725 3 years ago 2
Nice. ( :
dragontuber333 3 years ago
u should have tape the video camera to ur head! =D
Tello56209 3 years ago 2
nice place
PotatoeToT220 3 years ago
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vid made me want to throw up
thechsn1420 3 years ago
i was riding around on my bike a few weeks ago with my camera and yeah...it's hard..i almost fell like two times lol
raquelle08 3 years ago
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you got tiny balls probly like a tick tac ans skidles yeah i cant spel
CHOOBFILMS 3 years ago
bikes -->> cars :P
maybe not but i love to cycle
you also live in a beautiful town Cory
biringhead 3 years ago
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haha you have small balls
tery23 3 years ago
cool...like the ending...rest is awsome
Flatchlenter 3 years ago
you cod have tapt the camara on to the bick.
trickitreeman 3 years ago
i wear some 17 shoes lol
psyguy666 3 years ago
you know pure volume thingiy on description theirs only 4 song on the site
jamman1125 3 years ago
do you even look at comments anymore? It's a shame man. I loved when you checked comments and responded to people. Your still cool in my book.
sandmandisturbance 3 years ago
You should visit Sweden, on the summer. Like where you live, wana change? *jk*
jonahtanjon91 3 years ago
It would've been really funny if a car got jacked right behind you as you said that you have the highest car theft rating... Our city has the highest rate of homicide in New York State (I don't live in NYC)
PipsqueakAndTrashcan 3 years ago
my feet are 11 and im 13! >:)
FlUdDeStRoYeR94 3 years ago
I noticed that he fell down at 4:08 or 09 and cut it out.
eohniuhc555 3 years ago
ha ha small balls hilarious
boredchannel 3 years ago
lol. ive been to turlock, its pretty much farms
soccermormon600 3 years ago
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you have a ugly bike :D
LindFilms 3 years ago
when did you get a dog?
meankittyrulez 3 years ago
A long long time ago
Miamidfinsfan1326 3 years ago
how many times did you fall off the bike. if you didn't fall well you are realy good
justanotheraussi 3 years ago
i bet you hhave a great reputation!
LSstuffs 3 years ago
that was a fantastic blog! the best!
LSstuffs 3 years ago
was some of the footage when u where riding ur bike sped up?
surfchick08 3 years ago
drink bleach
Calipso 3 years ago
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your bike is ugly :D
LindFilms 4 years ago
DUDE!!!!!! A $100 video camera???!!!
kirdook 4 years ago
Lol when you were talking about Kabooses lol (the trains where you can eat) that was my friends car in the parking lot xD
reedloliver 4 years ago
I noticed that you fell once. Great video anyway.
Bolzmann13 4 years ago
mr. saftey didnt wear a helmet.. surprising oh and nice locking yourself out of your house i have done that before
Dumbledoresgirl413 4 years ago
Mr. Safety, you should be wearing a helmet. Great vlog, though. :)
HaleyMary 4 years ago 2
What a great idea for a video Mr. Safety, nice work! :D
Nullo247 4 years ago
I live sorta close to Turlock but I can't go rindin on my bike otherwise were afraid of getting mugged or somethin lol (I gotta move). But anyways that was cool.
supernatural500 4 years ago
Haha.
Looks cool.
:]
TekaraNakamura 4 years ago
Yupp. You rock. Did you ever get your keys back?
CeciliaOfSweden 4 years ago
Why isn't it vice vera? your bad cam being in the car and the good one not?
I STILL THINK YOU ROCK
byeeeee
chargaj 4 years ago
I have lived in 5 countries 7 states and 33 towns. I have noticed a big connection in car theft to ice (meth). Mostly from living throughout the Hawaiian Islands and several other meth-heavy towns. The heavier the meth use/production in the town and the surrounding area the heavier the auto theft stats... Put thata one in your pipa & smoke 'em cuz...
bestbowltix 4 years ago
u hav small balls
jacksonman1985 4 years ago
lol,i knew sum1 was gonna say this XD (i dont know if mean it but ure comment made me laugh.)
SteveyMevey 4 years ago 5
loli also knew some1 was going to say i planned on saying it to but..... u beat me to it.
DucLeJaques 4 years ago 4
Recommendation:
You can slip a bolt through the top of your bicycle helmet, and screw it into the tripod hole in the bottom of your camera. Be sure to use a washer on the bolt.
I tried this years ago, but since THAT camera wieghed nearly 20lbs, it didn't work, but it will work just fine on today's cameras.
jaethenfalcon 4 years ago
ha ha you got locked out that must've sucked i wanna move there when turn 18 it seems really awesome to live there ill be 18 in 4 more years.
frankobsessed1994 4 years ago
which park is this?
[I live near Turlock.]
britneyistheshit 4 years ago
hmmm im jealousy of that town.. in my town they redid the streets rly retarded - they made it so the bike lane is in the middle of the street!!!!! (basically theres a car lane, bike lane, then 2 more car lanes) so when ur riding ur inbetween to cars :(
GaaraoftehFunk 4 years ago
i know how you feel about locking yourself out... i did the same thing D: woah now you're someone that have nice ideas... blogging on a damn bike! wait a minute... THAT BIKE IS BETTER THAN MINE!
skukyyy 4 years ago
I love Cali. I miss Santa Monica.
headshot1971 4 years ago
I love that song D:
SouLThps 4 years ago
you have small balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
j/k good vid
thigthunk 4 years ago
I have literally walked every street you rode on. Its been 9 years since I've been home nice to see Turlock again thanks.
wesley728 4 years ago 2
do a blog upside down :)!!!!!
coolio1177 4 years ago
Nice vid Cory. Interesting to see all those miles of pavements and not a single pedestrian! Doesn't anybody ever walk anywhere over there?
rickvanman 4 years ago
i really luff your town<3 i just started blogging tell me what you think so far?
biizkitt 4 years ago
l thought you was hot but your girlfriend is so much hot jk well not really :)
Tinypuppies2 4 years ago
Turlock really is a nice place to live... Personally I've never lived there, but I pass through often.
Dang man, I wanna hit up that skate park... Its way better than Modesto's.
OddMindset 4 years ago
you have small balls XD
magicfreakme 4 years ago
Yeah I get the "its not a public wash room" thing i hate it
pocofairy 4 years ago
I had a skate park, but they got rid of it and the ice skating rink we had... it sucks.
OutofControlStudios 4 years ago
That is a very beautiful town, I live in a suburb in aussie but we don't have as many trees.
orcman2 4 years ago
nice riding.
Shanex36 4 years ago
Heck even my videos have just tripped over 10 minutes... and I'm a standard user. May consider rising to Guru or Director later for my longer game speed runs :)
EmLost 4 years ago
Holy shit! I have that same bike, not kidding
Miguel511 4 years ago
He's holding the camera.
He's a director (Double time limit)
EmLost 4 years ago
size 17 shoes? How tall are you?
guerradag 4 years ago
i live in Ceres and love to ride my bike. Your neighborhood looks way better than mine
guerradag 4 years ago
Where's your helmet? >.> lol ^_^
kellock71 4 years ago
i can't belive your fliming and riding
stacyviacomsucks 4 years ago
Mr. Safety how'd you lock yourself out if you don't have you keys to lock the door in the first place.
-Shadecaster06
Shadecaster06 4 years ago
I've been through so many of those places in Turlock!
Shadecaster06 4 years ago
size fucking 17 are u seriouse.. + u said people will think that u have small balls, this is then backd up by the fact that u can multi task. x
agirlsguitar 4 years ago
were did you bought the camera?
luisramos20 4 years ago
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this. The bike riding was incredibly relaxing. I also really liked the way the music went with the general tone of the video. Nice choice.
uniquedreamr 5 years ago
Ha! You have small balls!!!
(Nah, just kidding! Love your style and I regret not getting the FIZZ on sat. Keep up!!)
hawkmanSG 5 years ago
How DO you lock yourself out?
Insanity624 5 years ago
i really miss living in turlock. ever notice how nice turlock actually looks on a partly cloudy day? most towns or cities don't look pretty at all with slight overcast skies. by far, this is my favorite video.
XxGyromancerXx 5 years ago
Is this with your canon zr 500?
Nod7667 5 years ago
Ah! I knew Jon! I had 8th grade english with him and I he sat next to me in 10th grade english. He would I always like Sleep on me during class...haha. Such an awesome guy. RIP
pwrpeace7 5 years ago
Ah...my bad. I mean 11th grade english.
pwrpeace7 5 years ago