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  • BETA DUDE LIKE HELLLAA

  • dude in my small town im like the only girl that sckatbords and this one place was ganna tear it down and by it i mean the scate park.but any way and so i spent the whole day at the scate park then hung out wit some frinds and when it was around 10 i went home and relised i had locked my self out of the house i was so po.

  • wow... this is officially cory's first vlog

  • Wow its amazing to see this video; its like BETA Dude like Hella.....

  • 4:07 i think he fell off his bike into he bushes

  • I love those american traffic lights haha ^^

    Girls don't always like the color pink xD

    And railway tracks are always fascinating haha ^^

  • Im a girl and I dont really like pink I LOVE BLUE!

  • just got back to watching u! after a year................ what about Sparta?

  • make's me want to visit Turlock, it reminds me of Davis

  • I locked myself out once as a kid, had to wait for 3 hours, so after that I cannot let go of a selflocking door until I see myself hold the keys in my hand to make sure I can get in again.

  • haha.

    

  • after watching this, i have a strong need for biking :)

  • 9:37 is john the guy you said worked at the film studio and when he died you saw his ghost?

  • 39 people crashed while blogging on their bikes... :D

    I may try this some time. I just need to get a camera first...

  • What song is played at the very start!!

  • OOOOO I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cool town!by the way ur my hero ur awsome!!!!!!

  • Small BALLS??? (maybe) Butt, I bet you've got a GREAT ASS... look how fast you're pumping that bike!!! Whoa... wait, hold up!!!... butt naked??? (WOOF!!!) Yeah man... you are definitely a "CLOTHES OPTIONAL " kinda guy!!!

    MORE NUDE VIDEOS PLEASE!!! 8~)

  • why they wouldnt let me poo??

  • lol your video inspired me to go ride a bike and blog while doing so

  • WOOOO you made this on my 12th birthday. I noticed that on my 4th viewing of this video.

  • i`m sorry that john died... :(

  • @superainar probably not on camera... :(

  • dude i live so close to you like 1 town over in Simi Valley

  • u didn't were a helmet and ur mr safety :|

  • Mr. Safety for the win

  • there is no such thing as a bad day

  • Is Turlock like more North or South, because I used to live in Santa Rosa!

  • wow how do you rie with one hand my friends can but i will fall on my butt if I do that

  • lol what if u fell?

  • if you love brick buildings then you would love ohio. i live in a small town in ohio, and there are really old victorian style brick mansions, and there are all sorts of different colored trees with white and purple and pink flowers on them. and in the spring, the little petals of the flowers on the trees fall like confetti on the street. the grass is a beautiful lush green. in my hometown (london ohio) we have a historical brick road that is right by the court house.

  • your insprirational you know. You have so many great things to say about everything

  • It got a little crazy going around the corners, but it was fun, so thanks for the ride!

  • hey supp im going to make videos on random discussions and you guys will andsweer them..check out my channel for more details..thanks and comment

  • omg, i live in frsno right by the town! its awesome cuz i also have a forest i go to all the time. <3

  • When you passed the road cones I totally pictured you taking one and wearing it as a hat and riding around with it on your head. XD

  • you have small balls XD

  • dude if you ever sell ur home, i want it ill pay cause i got cash

  • i hate the color pink and it looks like you run into stuff but you dont

  • I think it is just on fastfoward while he is riding so it makes it look like he is going really fast

  • You ride your bike AWFULLY fast!

  • lol i agree with CastleRockDays, this does make me want to do a video while riding my bike :D

    btw, not all girls like pink lol cause i dont

  • awesome video man! :) Now I want to go for a bike ride and film it :D

  • ShayCarl makes bike Vlogging look so easy..

  • I know right..

  • wow, those curbs aren't bike friendly, pretty amazing to go on and off them while one-handing a bike. in toronto, like all curbs are bike friendly

  • how can you ride a bike, take a video and NOT FALL DOWN? Man, you are truly amazingly funny. keep up the good work!

  • YAY FINALLY I DOWNLOADED THE TWO SONGS I LOVE!! And I loved this video for some reason. I liked seeing around town, I also feel kind of bad cuz you locked yourself out... Thanks for the tour!! And the songs :3

  • LMao "Ah you suck"

  • Your 100-dollar camera looks better than mine.

    The guys in the Blink-182 videos run down the street totally naked. I don't know where they are that they can get away with it. San Francisco? Santa Monica?

    Jimmy Buffett said he saw someone roller skate naked through the crosswalk in Santa Monica.

  • I live in an apartment where two people fight every single night. I'm talking screaming, yelling and doors slamming-at 2 in the fuckin' morning!

    They also get physical every now and then.

    I share a wall with these doofuses.

    You're hilarious. Somebody accused you of coming into their store buck naked.

    Your reply "If that were true, that would be awesome" is too funny.

  • I already do something interesting. It doesn't get more exciting than fighting fires and doing paramedic work.

    Our battalion chief has a shirt that says 'Fight fires naked.'

  • hey i was born in the valley...in merced.. i live a lil north now by sacramenoo. weard tho I TOO HAVE ADD lol for the 3rd time

  • I am so bummed out my camera broke & I have no way to fixit or get a new one...I'm in morning for my camera! Wahhhhhhh :* (

  • You got small balls nananana! :D No I'm sure it's the seats fault.. *cough* ;)

  • You inspire me to do something like this. So I hope I can get it processed soon...Wish me luck... Wooo hooo.

  • btw pink is awesome!

  • anything pink is bound to taste good....starburst....gum....

  • you should really get a road bike. something like a specialized Allez or S-works seeing how rich you are from youtube loljk. you should get a road bike though.

  • I live in modesto, but I worked at Qdoba when it first opened. I've skated at that skatepark too. I sat on that bench.

  • haha, you miss cabooses!!

  • all the fire hydrants around my town have paintings of cartoon characters on them

  • Hey Cory...you jabe small balls. :P

  • haha i love how there are two poor comments on this

  • As soon as i heard him say my town let's me in the batheroom i was like I WILL GO CHECK!

    they didn't -.- i was like hey can i use the restroom they sayed NO!

    i was like this town is lame!

    nice town mr. saftey ;)

  • Wouldn't it be difficult filming and riding a bike with one hand at the same time..?

  • Oh nvm sorry he answered that at 3:22

  • :O i think you whent past a stop sing without stoping O-o belive it or not you can get a ticket for theat even though your on your bike :T

  • My town has fast food restraunts and a Wal-Mart. That's seriously it.

  • a pink fire hydraant? now that's something i've never scene before. you'd THINK there'd be a few in l.a.. guess not.

  • my town is good? haha just one place that I know of so far where you have to be a customer before you can use their washroom...XP...I think sometime soon I will make a blog on a bike...most likely will rain seein as I'm on the coast as well lol

  • LOL you have small balls. Love the old clasics

  • i love the 90 second song in the beginning.

  • i HATE the color pink AND IM A GIRL!

  • My woman hates pink! She prefers red and black.

  • Haa, you passed by my house!

  • lol small balls . but anyway ur lucky 2 live in such a pritty town mains full of bildings and cars

  • It's kinda cool knowing that there is another respectable artist besides George Lucas that came out of the central valley. Turlock is a very special place to live in :)

  • for a $100 camera, its a good video

    and not all girls like pink, in fact, many despise that color

    very cool vid!

  • I know what you mean about there being towns where you are not allowed to poop. I know because I live in one, well there are places to poop but you wouldn't want to poop there, places you take one look at and go "yeah I'm gonna hold it till i get home..."

  • i swear 1 day i will come meet u

    ? wat number do u live at?

  • omg at 4:03 almost fell in the bush, your the best cory!

  • wow cool. OMG I LOVE YOU so much because

    1 your hot

    2 you have all these cool saying like bad days make life more interesting

    3 your always happy

    4 you have good taste in women because steph is lovely and beautiful

  • im just on #4 nobody has really good taste it's on opinion but i know what you mean

  • i dont have nearly as many trees as your town does. and i love being in a town that is "under trees"

  • wat did u do for 4 hours lmfao

  • Fella, you need a manfrotto clamp mount for your camera - then you can use both hands :-)

  • maybe the seat is too small not ur ball could be im not shure

  • cobosee ftw and i mean rvb

  • Size 17 is that bigger then UK size ?

  • Thats about a size 12 shoe iirc in UK sizes

  • good video

  • this is my fav one of ur really old episodes i like it alot.

  • Nice. ( :

  • u should have tape the video camera to ur head! =D

  • nice place

  • i was riding around on my bike a few weeks ago with my camera and yeah...it's hard..i almost fell like two times lol

  • bikes -->> cars :P

    maybe not but i love to cycle

    you also live in a beautiful town Cory

  • cool...like the ending...rest is awsome

  • you cod have tapt the camara on to the bick.

  • i wear some 17 shoes lol

  • you know pure volume thingiy on description theirs only 4 song on the site

  • do you even look at comments anymore? It's a shame man. I loved when you checked comments and responded to people. Your still cool in my book.

  • You should visit Sweden, on the summer. Like where you live, wana change? *jk*

  • It would've been really funny if a car got jacked right behind you as you said that you have the highest car theft rating... Our city has the highest rate of homicide in New York State (I don't live in NYC)

  • my feet are 11 and im 13! >:)

  • I noticed that he fell down at 4:08 or 09 and cut it out.

  • ha ha small balls hilarious

  • lol. ive been to turlock, its pretty much farms

  • when did you get a dog?

  • A long long time ago

  • how many times did you fall off the bike. if you didn't fall well you are realy good

  • i bet you hhave a great reputation!

  • that was a fantastic blog! the best!

  • was some of the footage when u where riding ur bike sped up?

  • drink bleach

  • DUDE!!!!!! A $100 video camera???!!!

  • Lol when you were talking about Kabooses lol (the trains where you can eat) that was my friends car in the parking lot xD

  • I noticed that you fell once. Great video anyway.

  • mr. saftey didnt wear a helmet.. surprising oh and nice locking yourself out of your house i have done that before

  • Mr. Safety, you should be wearing a helmet. Great vlog, though. :)

  • What a great idea for a video Mr. Safety, nice work! :D

  • I live sorta close to Turlock but I can't go rindin on my bike otherwise were afraid of getting mugged or somethin lol (I gotta move). But anyways that was cool.

  • Haha.

    Looks cool.

    :]

  • Yupp. You rock. Did you ever get your keys back?

  • Why isn't it vice vera? your bad cam being in the car and the good one not?

    I STILL THINK YOU ROCK

    byeeeee

  • I have lived in 5 countries 7 states and 33 towns. I have noticed a big connection in car theft to ice (meth). Mostly from living throughout the Hawaiian Islands and several other meth-heavy towns. The heavier the meth use/production in the town and the surrounding area the heavier the auto theft stats... Put thata one in your pipa & smoke 'em cuz...

  • u hav small balls

  • lol,i knew sum1 was gonna say this XD (i dont know if mean it but ure comment made me laugh.)

  • loli also knew some1 was going to say i planned on saying it to but..... u beat me to it.

  • Recommendation:

    You can slip a bolt through the top of your bicycle helmet, and screw it into the tripod hole in the bottom of your camera. Be sure to use a washer on the bolt.

    I tried this years ago, but since THAT camera wieghed nearly 20lbs, it didn't work, but it will work just fine on today's cameras.

  • ha ha you got locked out that must've sucked i wanna move there when turn 18 it seems really awesome to live there ill be 18 in 4 more years.

  • which park is this?

    [I live near Turlock.]

  • hmmm im jealousy of that town.. in my town they redid the streets rly retarded - they made it so the bike lane is in the middle of the street!!!!! (basically theres a car lane, bike lane, then 2 more car lanes) so when ur riding ur inbetween to cars :(

  • i know how you feel about locking yourself out... i did the same thing D: woah now you're someone that have nice ideas... blogging on a damn bike! wait a minute... THAT BIKE IS BETTER THAN MINE!

  • I love Cali. I miss Santa Monica.

  • I love that song D:

  • you have small balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­haahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahahahah

    j/k good vid

  • I have literally walked every street you rode on. Its been 9 years since I've been home nice to see Turlock again thanks.

  • do a blog upside down :)!!!!!

  • Nice vid Cory. Interesting to see all those miles of pavements and not a single pedestrian! Doesn't anybody ever walk anywhere over there?

  • i really luff your town<3 i just started blogging tell me what you think so far?

  • l thought you was hot but your girlfriend is so much hot jk well not really :)

  • Turlock really is a nice place to live... Personally I've never lived there, but I pass through often.

    Dang man, I wanna hit up that skate park... Its way better than Modesto's.

  • you have small balls XD

  • Yeah I get the "its not a public wash room" thing i hate it

  • I had a skate park, but they got rid of it and the ice skating rink we had... it sucks.

  • That is a very beautiful town, I live in a suburb in aussie but we don't have as many trees.

  • nice riding.

  • Heck even my videos have just tripped over 10 minutes... and I'm a standard user. May consider rising to Guru or Director later for my longer game speed runs :)

  • Holy shit! I have that same bike, not kidding

  • He's holding the camera.

    He's a director (Double time limit)

  • size 17 shoes? How tall are you?

  • i live in Ceres and love to ride my bike. Your neighborhood looks way better than mine

  • Where's your helmet? >.> lol ^_^

  • i can't belive your fliming and riding

  • Mr. Safety how'd you lock yourself out if you don't have you keys to lock the door in the first place.

    -Shadecaster06

  • I've been through so many of those places in Turlock!

  • size fucking 17 are u seriouse.. + u said people will think that u have small balls, this is then backd up by the fact that u can multi task. x

  • were did you bought the camera?

  • I thoroughly enjoyed watching this. The bike riding was incredibly relaxing. I also really liked the way the music went with the general tone of the video. Nice choice.

  • Ha! You have small balls!!!

    (Nah, just kidding! Love your style and I regret not getting the FIZZ on sat. Keep up!!)

  • How DO you lock yourself out?

  • i really miss living in turlock. ever notice how nice turlock actually looks on a partly cloudy day? most towns  or cities don't look pretty at all with slight overcast skies. by far, this is my favorite video.

  • Is this with your canon zr 500?

  • Ah! I knew Jon! I had 8th grade english with him and I he sat next to me in 10th grade english. He would I always like Sleep on me during class...haha. Such an awesome guy. RIP

  • Ah...my bad. I mean 11th grade english.