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  • APB came out in 2010?? I am getting old.

  • Oh come on, Dog Days was a game that I really found incredible! I'm not saying the game is perfect however. Like art, appreciation of games is also subjective.

  • Do the shittest games of 2011! And the shittest games of all time :P

  • I like that you're using the Wind Waker ocean theme music for background.

  • APB is fuckin awful. probably the worst shooting game ever. good for customizing for simfags but the content is shit.

  • Okay, seriously, what's the name of the Jimquisition theme song?

  • @DoctorCakey Google the lyrics, add the word lyrics onto the end

    ???

    INTERNET 101!!

  • @PressXtonotdie I tried that and it didn't work. Then I tried again and it did.

  • @DoctorCakey :3

  • Where did he get that goblet!? I must know!

  • This guy pisses me off.

  • Sunglasses indoors... yeah.

  • Jim is the best

  • wow another fat slob gay brit...

  • @somerville00, you do know that he has a wife?

  • @somerville00 hey nothing wrong with being british!!!

  • @somerville00 well you have to try and balance out the fat american bitches so one fat brit is a good start!

  • @Thegoldstarman Britain is the fattest country in Europe. Fact. Tired of all these egotistical faggots from the UK; you guys are Europe's America. Brush your teeth.

  • @WHATISUTUBE egotistical faggots? have fun with obngo lard ass gun maniacs

  • @Thegoldstarman Obngo what? English motherfucker, its your native tongue so learn to speak it. Anyway; yes, Europeans tend to be egotistical faggots at times. Don't even deny it. It's constant ''AMERICA SURE SUXXORZ AMIRITE? BTW WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP WITH THE FINANCIAL CRISIS PLEASE DADDY AMERICA HELP US''. It's hard to own a gun in NYC anyway, so fuck off.

  • @WHATISUTUBE Hell I was trying to be neutral and Calm everybody down but now I'm just plain angry so I'm going to play this like I usually do and point out the HUGE flaws in your argument.

    1.America sure sucks to a lot of people for a lot of reasons to be honest I'm from the UK and don't like the UK or the USA (more specifically the south half just to clarify) but you would be very stupid to say its unjustified

  • @WHATISUTUBE

    2. my comparison to the rest of the world the UK is doing rather well at the moment and even though we are not as stong as we were in 2008 however the USA owes HUGE amounts of money to China I cant even remember how mutch the USA was in debt it was sutch a substancal amount also 'daddy america' are you kidding? THE USA WAS OUR SON get over it and as mutch as im sure it may be hard to own a gun in NYC its not the same elsewere in the USA.

  • @crazyfills Must be hard to have your son become more powerful than you. I mean, if we're going by that analogy. As for the US, honestly I'm not patriotic. But I do understand that once you get VERY fucking big a lot of people will hate you for a lot of reasons simply because you're a huge target. I'm not saying the criticism isn't fair, but at the same time if the US were to do nothing in the world the criticism would still be there.

  • @WHATISUTUBE Oh the USA has most definately become more powerful than us no doubt about it and I agree haters gonna hate regardless.

  • @WHATISUTUBE HA. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF?! "im not patriotic" "we're a huge threat" hmm. what threat might that be... OH RIGHT. THE ONLY THREAT YOU POSE IS THE THREAT OF MAKING THE EARTH COLLAPSE UNDER YOUR FAT ASSES. ALSO, you americans Really protect your people well. its the BRITISH people fighting off the taliban in Afghanistan, More Or Less. You Americans Are Letting Us get Killed And Lose Our Family, Instead Of Helping Us Like THE UNITED NATIONS SHOULD.

  • @HyperDriveSlash It's ironic that I'm reading your rage filled comment about all Americans being fat as I'm lifting weights. Quit being so mad, bro. What are you so mad about?

  • @WHATISUTUBE And thirdly the right to bear arms is very outdated and had it have been over ruled long ago it would have been a great thing for america!

  • this guy is legend to fat people 

  • Fat cunt.

  • alpha protocol was a decent a game...

  • Spot on, Jim! LOL love this guy.

  • I kind of enjoyed MorphX and Alpha Protocol.

  • How can a guy working for Escapist magazine dislike Alpha Protocol?

    It is the one big budget game in a very very long time that did something different.

    Insulting bad copies of good games is fine, insulting something that did something original in this day and age, not cool Jim.

    The original Deus Ex received the exact same kind of insults that Alpha Protocol received, now, it is considered a classic.

  • @SohaibArif Alpha Protocol its like MGS and Mass Effect had a horrible baby...

  • Who the fuck gets out of breath from just talking? Loose some weight and stop copying zero-punctuation.

  • I just found out about rev rant, loved most of his videos, decided to subscribe, realized I just subscribed to destructoid, realized that means I would get notifications to Jim Sterling's videos, then unsubscribed. Fatfuck doesnt know shit about vidya, go play some dynasty warriors and actually finish FF XIII before you review it. Cunt.

  • I liked Dark Void though...

  • I don't think IO Interactive are bad developers, I think they've seriously taken a wrong turn though, like Sonic Team (but they're kind of bailing themselves out at long last). I'll wait for Hitman: Absolution before I give them their final seal.

  • i think the idea is not to just comment on them in your own personality. we know you're a cynical, sarcastic fat twat.

  • @RebornLegacy It's so unfortunate that's all your 3rd grade brain could come up with, "You're a fag"?!? Try harder next time dolt.

  • You know... I actually can't disagree with Sterling. I normally think most of his stuff is bullshit, but all of these games are pretty much shit. However, I still disagree with his opinion on Sonic Colors, game was great

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  • What the hell is the music that plays when Kirby comes on at the start?

  • @clashpaper I'm pretty sure it's Bioshock main theme "The Ocean on his Shoulders" followed by Jesters of the Moon.

  • why is this guy so retarded.

  • HEEEEEEEEY HO HO HO FAT SANTA CLAUS KANE AND LYNCH 2 IS AN GOOD GAME!

  • IO Interactive made the masterful Hitman: Blood Money, so you can't call them bad developers by any stretch of the imagination.

  • @Roodwurm That's why we blame Square Enix.

  • One of Jim's favourite games of 2010: Sonic 4.

  • I loved alpha protocol :|

  • troll

  • Funny thing about Kane and lynch 2, they actually started the development on the game a couple of months before kane and lynch 1 was released. They had gotten very positive feedback and they very swimming in preorders. But then the game was released... and as far is a understand it, it was too late to reiterate kane and lynch 2 at that point.

  • why is it that every attack on Jim Sterling mentions his weight? What the fuck does the guys girth have to do with his ability as a Video Games Journalist?

  • 720p Jim is prettier than 320p Jim.

  • Why is this guy given attention! Let him slide into obscurity, contract heart disease and die with no one knowing or caring. Thumbs down if you're a lamebrained twat who likes and/or respects Jim Sterling.

  • He should drop the jaded games 'journalist' act, and try and make his features more informative.

  • At the 1:16 mark I thought he was describing himself.

    And at the 4:22 mark I thought he was getting sick because he was binge eating himself to death.

    Fact: Jim Sterling is obese

    Fact: Jim Sterling is not funny

    Fact: Jim Sterling is THE main reason why medical costs are skyrocketing

    Fact: He doesn't make these videos anymore because, well, no one cared

    Fact: Destructoid is a joke

    Fact: Jim has NEVER been laid

    Fact: He has nasty B.O.

    Fact: He's so huge he can't wipe his own ass

  • @PCWONK Lol, so mad.

  • @Cleariously LOL, so overused is the "U mad/So mad" reply/cpmeback. It's like you gave up and couldn't come up with anything else. If you're gonna dig on someone, at least be funny/original/mildly entertaining. IMHO, you failed at accomplishing at attaining any of those mentioned. Here, let me come down to your level, "u butt hurt"? :|

  • @PCWONK Lol, still mad.

  • @PCWONK

    Your a fag

  • A wild snorlax has appeared!

  • @FiestaPixi appeared and decided to stay!

  • @FiestaPixi a tamed douchebag has appeared

  • @FiestaPixi cast a master ball!!!!

  • I think this fat man needs to realize that no-one gives a shit about his opinion, and quit the business. He's obviously shit at games journalism, maybe he should go somewhere where he is better suited.

    Like Burger King.

  • something tells me this guy is a nintendoboy

  • @boitahaki In a recent episode, Jim did an 'impression' of Nintendo of America by putting on a retarded voice and bascially shouting 'derp!' I'm not sure he's a 'nintendoboy' ;)

  • Why is Wind Waker music playing in a video about shitty games!?!?

  • @Sposchy To keep any fans of these games from getting angry enough to engage CAPS LOCK.

  • But Alpha Protocol is fun.

  • @PurpleWarlock yea it's one of my fav games ever, though i can tell why people don't like it

  • And number 1: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE THE ACTION IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE IN TENSE MOMENTS?! SEND ME THEIR FUCKING ADDRESS!!!

  • 10. Never heard of it.

    9. Sounds like an interesting idea. Might have worked if executed better.

    7. ... Interesting description.

    6. So boring I refused to play even a quarter of it. Nice setting though.

    5. Jetpack gameplay = great idea with bad execution.

    3. Alpha Protocal Developers: "What if Deus Ex was shit and Denton was a giant prick?"

    2. Urgh the jiggle physics guys again.

  • I wholeheartedly agree to every game on this list but one; Dark Void. I personally loved Dark Void, it at least had a decent storyline, and I never had any trouble with the controls when flying around. But hey, this is your list, and your opinion, and there isn't a reason to argue or insult you because you have a different opinion.

  • How did Other: M manage to avoid this list?

  • lmfao, Jim is the man.

  • GOOD SAVE @ 2:29

  • Woah, I kind of thought Yahtzee and Jim had somewhat contradicting views, but apparently not. Kane & Lynch 2 are both their worst games of 2010. Notice they both pulled that joke where they trick you into thinking their worst game of 2010 is something really popular. What is this, Sucker Punch and Radical?

  • I called it when I saw the character design for cain and linch 2

  • I want a Goblet too!

  • Anyone else notice the ocean song from Wind Waker in the background?

  • @IWannaBeThePie Anyone else notice the song from Final Fantasy IX in the background when Kane and Lynch is on there?

  • @IWannaBeThePie The fuck do you mean "notice"? it's hardly quiet

  • soooooooooo.no halo?

  • I'm guessing Jim never played Fighters Uncaged... :P

  • Lmao, am I the only person that liked Kane and Lynch 2? However the campaign is way too short.

  • @9mmStudios You are the very first person I've heard of who seems to like it. I'm actually thinking of picking it up just to see if it's THAT bad. According to some of the stuff I've heard it's worse than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. And that'd be freakin' awesome.

  • what a large unpleasant man

  • My jaw fucking dropped when Epic Yarn showed up for a second. Well played.

  • Funny how Yahtzee from ZP also had K&L2 as number 1 bad game. XD

  • what is his theme song?

  • @KNIGHTMAREMANIAC born depressed by drill queen

  • @tanker245 thank you very much my good man!

  • What a fucking imbecile , Alpha Protocol is the closest game we have that's close to first Deus Ex.

  • @andreiclawhammer redundancy, you have just done this

  • @andreiclawhammer I read his review on it. I'm not sure if he knew how the game worked. But his reviews are awesomely entertaining.

  • Is that the wind waker sailing music I hear?

  • As a APB fan I would like a little more justification on the hate on APB.

  • "delicious chocolate or paper to eat"

  • lol i love this guy

  • 2:52 sums it up well

  • He thinks hes James Corden.

  • What is his intro music?

  • Jim Sterling: Suck my dick bitch !!

  • Dark Void is the proof that the foremost thing a game has to get done at least barably is controls. dont even DL it for PC(maybe the PC release was made after you got your info for the platforms available).

  • Hi, please respond to my comment you morbidly obese disgusting piece of shit.

  • I don't know what made Gears of War good, either, because I didn't like it.

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  • its funny i never heard of any of these games besides kane and lynch2

  • JIM your on fat bastard!

  • I think HEAVY RAIN is one of those games that had to happen. It was fun for one play through, but I just feel that the line between movie & game, are too blured. I say that it had to happen, just like Move or Kinnect had to happen. I have absolultly no intrest in motion control gaming because I feel that it, like the HEAVY RAIN concept, is a bit pre-mature. Years from now, these concepts will be developed into something much more immersive. (No offensive to MC gamers, just an opinion)

  • I loved Kane & Lynch 2.

  • "You could almost say it's quite a wet...slice of...video...water...(sigh)"

  • I was like OMG when I saw Kirby's Epic Yarn that game is amazing.

  • @wiilover07 I disagree but it's not one of the worst games of 2010. Nowhere close.

  • i rofl'd whn u did the kirby epic yarn trick

  • I must own a gobblet like that soon!

  • I was about to unscrew your head and shit down your neck when it said Kirby's Epic Yarn.

  • "It's quite a wet slice of video water."

  • ur fat

  • I think the first Kane and Lynch is underrated. The second one was horrible though, I agree. Idk wtf they were thinking.

  • Good thing I never bought or played any of these games.

    Splatterhouse is the best game of 2010 though.

  • These companies are so far up there their ass that games aren't fun anymore b/c the market is way too saturated w/ b.s. that sell flash ads via Google and we wind up waiting for things like Stacking for FREE via PSN+???

  • I noticed that 9/10 of the games were made by American companies. It proves that America sucks.

  • let's just face it, 2010 was a really bad year for gaming.

    a year where red dead redemption is the best game around is a very sad year indeed. RDR was good, but compared to 2007 and 2008 games it just sits in the corner and weeps by comparison.

  • Epic mickey was a good game I do not understand the disliking over it.

  • i downloaded hydrophobia and had 2nd thoughts so a about 2% i stopped

    i still was charged so im stuck with it

    havnt tried it yet though

  • i agree with everything but one game there i wanted to buy but now that i know the truth i forgot the name

  • I can say this now, without any irony, hesitation or remorse.

    Alpha Protocol is THE WORST videogame I have EVER played.

  • I have to disagree with Kane and Lynch 2. I thought it was pretty good. It did have a few problems, yes, I'll admit that. But in the areas of intensity and challenge, it really delivered.

  • @Zidrien

    You should be put away from the rest of society.

  • @snake2006 Hey, I'm just giving my opinion.

  • @Zidrien

    Try giving a RIGHT opinion got once and you might get somewhere.

  • @snake2006 Ever heard of "Free Speech"? I guess not...

  • @Zidrien

    You want free speech, then go to Iraq and Afganistan and EARN IT. Join the military and earn your rights, they aren't free and they do come at a price. So cram your free speech up your ass.

    Now be quiet and stop playing stupid games.

  • @snake2006 Learn to spell. Maybe then I'll listen to you.

    *Blocked*

  • @Zidrien

    Oh, like I give a fuck about some stupid ass prick blocking me.

    Also there is nothing wrong with my spelling.

  • @snake2006 If a right isn´t free then it isn´t a right. Retard.

  • @9784mdb

    No, People had to die to give you your rights. Rights aren't free, nothing in this world is free. There is always a price to be paid. People had to give their lives to keep those freedoms you have.

    

  • @snake2006 A right is by definition something that cannot be given nor taken away. Case in point, there´s no such thing as rights. Double retard.

  • @9784mdb

    There is something called rights which you have in the US guaranteed am I right? The CONSTITUTION, such as freedom of speech,freedom of the press and all that jazz. You are GIVEN those rights and those were earned by people who gave their lives to protect them. They can be taken away by people in power,case in point look at history with Joseph Stalin,Adolf Hitler.

    I am not the one who is retarded, it's you fucking moron.

    It could be taken away under the right circumstances.

  • @snake2006 If something can be given or taken away, it is not a right. It is a privilege. Big difference. Please stop replying as you are only making your dumb self look worse.

  • @9784mdb

    It is not a privilege to have free speech,freedom of press,freedom to gather and so forth. Those are RIGHTS, guaranteed to you by the Constitution if you are American and Canadian like I am it's in the BILL OF RIGHTS.

    American's are so fucking dumb that they can't even figure out the difference between rights and privileges.

    But rights can be taken away by the government if needed, or people like Hitler were in power strips you of those rights.

  • @snake2006 The way you talk about it makes it seem that there is no difference between privileges and rights. Blame your own retardation. Loser.

  • @9784mdb your fucking troll, admit it, it was some ones opinion, people are allowed to have those, now get over it, learn some respect, and move the fuck on...

  • Jim, you are the Master of Analogies. ^_^

  • Jim. You share your opinions but are nervous of sharing eye-contact. If you didn't wear sunglasses all the time than viewers would be able to connect with you and be far more likely to tune in again.

  • IO isn't a bad developer, they did put out the Hitman series, Freedom Fighters and Mini Ninjas all of which were good games. And I strongly disagree about Alpha Protocol, it isn't a perfect game, but every critic slanders it while gamers enjoyed it (From looking at Metacritics critic vs. user reviews)

  • Oh man, when I saw Kirby's Epic Yarn I'm like.... really? just another "cute" hater eh? Then the real game came up and I'm like, darn I shoulda known better.

  • doesn't uncharted using 3rd person shooting with platforming

  • @TheNJGamers uncharted is Action-adventure platformer third-person shooter

  • hahaha. zorn and thorns theme at the end. ff9

  • I like this. Wuts the song in the video?

  • Turn on the closed captions and transcribe audio. It's even funnier.

  • EPIC MICKEY FOR THE WORST! I actually know grown men who cried over how horrible it was.

  • So this is the guy that gave Kane & Lynch 2, one of the most original engrossing games of the year, a 1/10? This sweary low-life nothing? Wow, how can ANYONE take him and his opinions seriously? Take the sunglasses off before you spit out nonsensical arguments you failure.

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  • @CoolioTheGamer

    Whether or not Kane and Lynch 2 is good is entirely ******* subjective. Calling him a failure for not liking a game you do is simply moronic. Maybe if you stopped being such a close-minded idiot you wouldn't make a fool out of yourself like you are now.

  • Noobtoob put Kane and Lynch 2 as one of their best games of the year.

  • I agree with Jim about the Heavy Rain story. It sucked in so many ways that I'll never play that again.

  • ...I kinda enjoyed dark void and alpha protocol...

  • That ain't nice man, my girl friend dumped me... :C

  • @FRANKitachi dumped you over what?

  • hydrophobia got an update or some major upgrade so calm down

  • No mention of FFXIII? Since you gave it a 4/10?

  • Medal of honor was terrible

  • LOL I remember that article about Kirby's Epic Yarn. 'Bout the guy who hated it because it was "too cute" with bad excuses for it. Then he actually backed it up a bit.

  • In my opinion Too Human should be on this just for being as shite as it is.

  • Where is "Medal of Honor"?

  • @Loyen91 Medal of Honor was fucking great, shut your trap