I am a tech support agent for Verizon Wireless. And I will say this, I agree with Louis here. And I DO know what is involved. To every person complaining about a relative inconvenience about your technological miracle, fuck you. Seriously. lol
I am a tech support agent for Verizon Wireless. And I will say this, I %100 agree with Louis here. And I DO know what is involved. To every person complaining about a relative inconvenience about your technological miracle, fuck you. Seriously. lol
@torment3d Really? Most people have no idea how much they actually take for granted. I don't care if it's a "miracle" or not anymore. The fact of the matter is that it's taken the world places that even 30 years before now would have never imagined. And nothing annoys me more than hearing the words "these computers are more trouble than they're worth" spew from the mouth of spoiled, middle class ignoramus.
@PachucoDesigns maybe so but its completely irrelevant at this point in time. So long as you're not absorbed by materialism its a non-issue. Some people are gonna be spoilt brats - so what? No skin off your nose. You're happier simply by being aware that you aren't like that - or maybe you are and your ego is going fark that, that's not me - that's them! ;)
@torment3d Some? Are you kidding me? Most! At least in the first world where luxuries like that are common place. You don't have to listen to these assholes complain day in and day out, completely uncaring of what it actually takes for their technological marvel work so long as they can get their instant gratification. We're spiraling right into the realm of Idiocracy.
@KingSevault he's a jaded, fat, middle-aged bald man. He's angry at himself, but he deals with it through comedy, by joking about the shit he finds that he hates so much.
@usaforeveryours Haha I love your comment. Because your complaining about how others complain ;) But I guess you knew that already^^
That's why I find comedians so strange... All they do is complain about things and yet they seem to get thousands of people wanting to hear them all day. Genius
I fucking hate traffic..
MegaAusten1 11 months ago
Who knew an hour and a half of a guy complaining about complaints would be mildly entertaining.
KillaBuStIn 1 year ago
@KillaBuStIn so true :D :D
borosaurinjo 1 year ago
thank you for posting lol i love him.
<3
dollwithbrains 1 year ago
Look at what my phone can do :p
corey6516 1 year ago
I will NEVER complain about ANYTHING like that again! xD
rockettransam911 1 year ago
He told all these jokes on Conan :(
marxsparx20 1 year ago
Isn't Orville and Wilbur Wright? Not Wendell?
DrRemulack 1 year ago
@ borosaurinjo tyvm
PhaKyu75 1 year ago
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heis fucking hillarious
19pasmic 1 year ago
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19pasmic 1 year ago
Every ungrateful person needs to watch this.
almostloverx3 1 year ago 5
yes :D:D
borosaurinjo 1 year ago
I love his American Stupid Person voice.
kalispore 1 year ago
Why the fuck is the part 5 blocked? "This is bullshit".. :)
1LHerne 1 year ago
Funniest stand up ever lmao!!!
11501490 1 year ago
part 5 is blocked. WTH? Why not parts 1 thru 4 as well? Are they retarded? Whoever it is that blocks videos.
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I am a tech support agent for Verizon Wireless. And I will say this, I agree with Louis here. And I DO know what is involved. To every person complaining about a relative inconvenience about your technological miracle, fuck you. Seriously. lol
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago
I am a tech support agent for Verizon Wireless. And I will say this, I %100 agree with Louis here. And I DO know what is involved. To every person complaining about a relative inconvenience about your technological miracle, fuck you. Seriously. lol
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago 2
@PachucoDesigns it's not a miracle anymore, that's the thing. The wheel was a miracle in its time.
torment3d 1 year ago
@torment3d Really? Most people have no idea how much they actually take for granted. I don't care if it's a "miracle" or not anymore. The fact of the matter is that it's taken the world places that even 30 years before now would have never imagined. And nothing annoys me more than hearing the words "these computers are more trouble than they're worth" spew from the mouth of spoiled, middle class ignoramus.
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago
@PachucoDesigns maybe so but its completely irrelevant at this point in time. So long as you're not absorbed by materialism its a non-issue. Some people are gonna be spoilt brats - so what? No skin off your nose. You're happier simply by being aware that you aren't like that - or maybe you are and your ego is going fark that, that's not me - that's them! ;)
torment3d 1 year ago
@torment3d Some? Are you kidding me? Most! At least in the first world where luxuries like that are common place. You don't have to listen to these assholes complain day in and day out, completely uncaring of what it actually takes for their technological marvel work so long as they can get their instant gratification. We're spiraling right into the realm of Idiocracy.
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago
@PachucoDesigns I feel for you man if you live where most your friends.etc. have that kind of mentality.
torment3d 1 year ago
@PachucoDesigns It was a fucking JOKE! He could've said ANY phone company!
dkthg 1 year ago
@dkthg Exactly.
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago
@PachucoDesigns Hey! Pachuco!
dkthg 1 year ago
@dkthg Yeah, that would be the source of the name.
PachucoDesigns 1 year ago
As funny as this is, I sense one overriding theme: "I hate negativity. It's the worst." THAT'S the real joke
KingSevault 1 year ago 4
@KingSevault he's a jaded, fat, middle-aged bald man. He's angry at himself, but he deals with it through comedy, by joking about the shit he finds that he hates so much.
torment3d 1 year ago
epic
lownbreezy1 1 year ago
"two of my kids died this morning and i still came to work, i can hear your fat over the phone why dont you just hang up and kill yourself" rofl
theonlygayeskimo1 1 year ago
I used to feel so cheated by radio call-ins because we still had a dial phone when almost everyone else had push buttons.
rbrwrks 1 year ago
louis ck is jealous of lisa for being hilarious just by being
mnypwrrspkt 1 year ago
you are a god for posting
theofficefan731 1 year ago 21
i found this funny because as i was watching this, i was talking about how cool my new phone was to my mexican old school parents haha
disobey160 1 year ago
i might have had a few to many beers, when he did the part about phones i kept staring at his hand thinking "i cant see the phone!! WHERE IS IT"
sakilaris 1 year ago
@sakilaris are you sure being drunk was your only problem lol!!!! :D
1a2r3b 1 year ago
People who complain, suck ass.
usaforeveryours 1 year ago 22
@usaforeveryours Haha I love your comment. Because your complaining about how others complain ;) But I guess you knew that already^^
That's why I find comedians so strange... All they do is complain about things and yet they seem to get thousands of people wanting to hear them all day. Genius
requshei 1 year ago
@usaforeveryours Thank God none of them watched this video so far. ;]
PyrozPlayground 1 year ago
@usaforeveryours is that a complaint?
egokick 1 year ago 4