Morrissey - Roy's Keen

[cromozzer]

oh mozzy mozza mozzer... youre the MAN!!! :)

[stylesh8shippys]

Moz made me an Italian American from New York a Manchester United fan because of this song! Moz is King!

[romeroisking]

Moz, where did your hair go, brah?

[blakedewadatha]

Morrissey + Roy Keane.. Couldn't ask for more

[ItTakesStrength]

Hate the fact they're miming :( - and for all those people whoi will say they aren't - they are - no leads from microphones!! it's the studio recording.

STILL AN AMAZING SONG

Die hard Smiths/Morrissey Fan

The Smiths Are Dead - Long Live The Smiths

[charlottefine35a]

That guy at the end clap, clap excellent he sounds sarcastic! Morrissey looks so sexy in this video, but he does all the time xxxx

[Mozzerella100]

gotta love the conclusion!

*clap... clap* "excellent."

[gavhenrad]

he wanks his own penis

[almatters22]

Mozza singing playback...very rare !

[PlaceOfOrigin]

@almatters22 Not that rare

[joshualucas]

lol @ morrissey looking like chandler from friends

[onehundredfigurehead]

Alain's mimed backing vocals just made me fall off my chair laughing... seriously though how unloved is this song?

It's Morrissey's funniest ever. And he dropped it from the Maladjusted re-release! Swine...

[MeanMisterMustard2]

What a jolly ditty. Have to wonder what Mozzer was thinking when he wrote it though.

[HangTheDJ16]

Hahaha... I wonder too!

"I've never seen a keener window cleaner."

That really is laugh out loud, piss yourself laughing funny!

[wellboi08]

is this about roy keane da footballer...

[toffy168]

@wellboi08 yes, roy keane the footballer and part time window cleaner

[41htdex]

This is perplexing; they  look fukin cool though

[freedomssons]

Morrissey rates this as his worse. I like it- great singalongability

[JoeStunner]

Not a bad little tune....but the lyrics are shit - some of Morrissey's worst. Just show's you that even the best have worst.

[bonard]

Roy's Keane Oh!

[allsweetnessandlight]

I noticed someone shouting "go on" at the start of this dismal effort.

I reckon "get off" would have been much more appropriate.......

[LuvSickPuppi]

then surely not searching for"roys keen"would have been even more appropriate than that.now fuck off.

[allsweetnessandlight]

Hey Fido, your bark is clearly worse than your bite.

I didn't really search for this rubbish as much it came and sought me out. Rather like a vicious serial killer in pursuit of his latest victim.......

[LuvSickPuppi]

woof woof!how the hell do u just end up with this?

[Kramer025]

part of the song dumbass

[ab3349]

I've hated every morrissey song i've ever heard the first...after about 3 or 4 listen they all magically become the best songs I've ever heard. I don't understand. Why are you confusing me so, moz? I always hate you in the start then I love you like family.

And now I can't get this song out of my head.

[41htdex]

Thats how i started liking him. I saw a video; I thought he had cool hair and bought Your Ursenal. I didnt understand or enjoy it until one day its was playing in the background... and my love life has always been the same since.

[Animegamer04]

Awesome!! I like this song...

[rtenewsontwo]

never seen a keener mid-fielder

[ellycat]

@rtenewsontwo The best!!

[LuvSickPuppi]

number 43!1997! and people put the spice girls at number 1!wot da fuck!im emigrating,my faith has gone!lol!x

[LuvSickPuppi]

got this on my homepage!cant get enough of it!thanks dullicious,urethe only one who has this song!

[irishfantony]

who says "Come On"?

[littlevolcano]

I have so much fun singing this song!!

[LuvSickPuppi]

too right!its simple yet...........AMAZING!lolx

[irishfantony]

Tight song, sweet.

[LuvSickPuppi]

howcome it got removed and now its ok?i love this!!!

[LuvSickPuppi]

missed this!!!!!!!!

[DachsHasstings]

I love the Docherty bit at the end .This song is unique It sounds different then most of his songs.I like It

[iluvmorrissey]

We've never seen a keener window cleaner

[LuvSickPuppi]

i will be set a light.love it more by the day.x

[GrlLeastLikelyTo]

I love this song. Maladjusted isn't as bad an album as people like to say it is.

His hair went through a bad phase though.

[LuvSickPuppi]

whats wrong with it?lolx

[GrlLeastLikelyTo]

Too short. It looks restrained, the quiff needs to be allowed to grow free and wild ;)

[LuvSickPuppi]

love it though.lspx

[LuvSickPuppi]

am i a thick cunt or is it about a windowcleaner or am i missing a metaphor?

[GrlLeastLikelyTo]

I like to think it's a metaphor, but a metaphor for what? I haven't the foggiest.

[LuvSickPuppi]

me neither,even if its not,bloody good song!x

[zekielcl]

wost song? no way this song was my fav when it came out beautiful sounds and textures to his voice i love him ,

ps- all the lazy dykes my vote for worst song

[morrissey1959]

naaaahhh all the lazy dykes is never gonna be the worst.and neithers this, i love em both and i truthfully honestly say that i do not have a worst, i don't think there is such a thing TBH. but then thats me.

[zekielcl]

i can't say i dislike anything moz does , but "dykes" does sometimes get left out of my rotation. but i know what you mean " hating " something of morrissey's ? it's not in me

[morrissey1959]

lol, i do realy love tht song tho

[banorexianervosa]

strange but without the quiff he looks vulnerable.

[scargamillo90]

Probably the worst morrissey song ever, but then again, one of my favourites. What a guy.

[morrissey1959]

you cant say that you werdo how can you say its the worst if its you favourite, do you have a thing for realy bad songs or somthing. im not saying that this is a bad song btw , no not ever, not in the least one of my faves. i just thort that was a strange thing to say

[alsatiancousin1]

I think morrisseys musicians are just as amazing here as they usually are..

but as a song its nothing special..

if you know how I mean

[morrissey1959]

not realy, but ok

[GrlLeastLikelyTo]

It's not one of his best.

Still, it's great compared to the majority of songs by other singers. It's very mozzish.

[HailChavez]

Handsome guys!

[leeleegdl92]

Awwe!! I love this look too!!

[gabbie72]

Love his haircut!! but again with that face anything looks good.. I used listen to this song quite a lot about 3 years ago..so glad I'm able to view the vid nowdays..thanks for uploading it.. I love this man with my all my heart and soul..

[kissmyshades0]

i like the invisible mic cord whipping, lol.

delicious pop tune, one of my favorites from Maladjusted.

[00Pearson]

cant believe this song hasnt been more successful i love it

[danine1]

can anyone tell me why this song went relatively unnoticed?? im from cork...roys home town.. and if i was i him id be so focking insulted by this choone... long live moz! he will anyway.

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

I don't thing it has anything to do with him personally, just a play on words

[keane16cork]

why would you be insulted??

 where in cork u from?

[kezncurt]

what years this from? i know it says its from jack dochertys new year show 1998/99 but tune was actually released the year before. would it have been his new year show from 1997/98? just to settle an argument ha ha. what a tune by the way.

[kissmyshades0]

You're right, it was December 31, 1997.

[kezncurt]

thanx kissmyshades0. you've settled a long dispute ha ha. how sad are we.

[shriebe]

That twat from the cure was on the same show i remember.

Moz stole the show.

[iancurtis51880]

I've always loved this tune. I think it's one of his more enjoyable.

[Icelandsnow]

Morrissey's popularity unjustly plummeted by this time. Then 7 years later he arise to grab the music industry by the throat! Bigmouth struck again!

[Richiesambuka]

Keano, keano, keano God bless Morrisey for making this song

[fatuesque]

lmao@we've never seen a keener window cleaner.

[vemote]

Hahaha, this song is hilarious. "Dunking the shammy"

[applebum00]

Oh...my heart did truly melt. Morrissey looks unbelieveably good in this vid. And with short hair. I could watch this all night! Thanks.

[russell7771181]

this song is just so unique - like where did it come from? - it doesn't sound like any other, also moz is looking sharp in this vid - with sharpish haircut - and some slick dance moves ;-)

[dawndelver]

Dave, Roy... can he write a song about Sarah... darn you Thin Lizzy

[Masankhamon]

This is not from JD new year show! Thanks

[Masankhamon]

Sorry. You're right. It's from JD-Show. My mistake

[IKAIKA12345678]

I adore this song. I keep replaying it over and over.

Does anyone know if there are any other songs that are similiar in beat or melody to this one?

It sounds so familiar...

[stevenuuu1212]

dagenham dave, have a go merchant, and sister i'm a poet are brilliant underrated song like this!!

[IKAIKA12345678]

Yes, Dagenham Dave is a great song. Thanks for the rest of the recs...

[Icelandsnow]

The Southpaw Grammar Album is Underrated!

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

I agree! Though this is from Maladjusted...

[Iaintfoolin]

this song has to be a vailed homage to the ex manchester united footballer Roy Kean we've never seen a keener red's midfielder! think about it!

[usedtobeaswetboy91]

una de las mejores canciones de MALADJUSTED Alain se ve muy bien,y ese corte hace ver bien a morrissey

[BanburyAd]

dont say you'll hold it steady then you let it go...

[orchardhill]

uh, great miming! awful how the fade-out suddenly disappears - cue camera 2!

[pk22an]

Who's playing bass? Does not look like Gary Day...

[hooligun240]

it's johnny bridgwood playing bass

[ThisCharmingMan64]

i just love this song.

[almadora]

moz looks hot, alain looks hot, boz looks hot.

[graceolmos]

PURE PASSION OF MOZZ

[aphrodis]

perfect.

[chinitapinay]

whats with his hair?

[Charleschay]

Not his best song but hey its Moz. Fantastic.

[RooneyManUtd]

Absolutly quality a true Manc Idol!