Being a crab in a bucket is mad lonely. But be the crab escaping from crab prison who creates a crab rope out the window made only of crab homies. - George Watsky
I performed this for an open-mic night a week ago- a ton of people thought it was so great (I had to stop for a minute after the first two words) that they came up afterwards and told me they were going to check out Watsky after the show. Just doin my part, Watsky.
Eh... the rhyming and rhythm were ajar... I am very sorry. I mean, there were times when it sounded lyrical, then 'rap-like' and suddenly descending down to simple spoken word. But nice execution.
@Pouroushair That was the meaning behind the whole thing. think about it too much and he's just talking, don't think hard enough, he's singing, then back again. ever changing between spoken words and a rhyming so sweet it will melt your teeth
I wasn't feeling it til the whole god and universe candy throwing hehe that was good. And the way he ended it.... Its true. being 16 is not easy its like that age is bi-polar depressing and giddy but he spoke the truth lol we are gonna be fine.
3:03 its so reassuring when you say it, its ridiculous but it feels like hes talking to me... and i believe him. watskys one of my superheros and idols. i hope hes gettin all hes looking for
@padlock246 Its not ridiculous at all, I come here and watch this every time I'm struggling with something, and without fail it makes me feel better. Watsky truly is a superhero of language.
@cxomtdoh That's why he then said "This world is so confusing" :) Because world peace is awesome, but so are catapults yet one is about peace and harmony, and the other is about destruction and terror. Yet they are both still awesome! :)
I know that this is probably some form of copyright infringement, but I transcript-ed this and wrote it on the bathroom stall of my high school... you are welcome world.
@TheCaptainDee Haha, i guessed it would do that before it even started to happen!! All good personal / emotional monologue videos do that so... didn't catch me out! Hehe ^_^
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I'm 20 going on 21 in a couple months, enduring the hardships that come with being in the military. And it never fails that after I listen to something by Watsky, whether it be music or poetry, I remember why I signed up in the first place.
@gwatsky im sixteen and dealing with all the high school bullshit. Being young makes everything feels like the end of the world. But, now i know its not. Im gonna be fine...thanks
This dude is freaking touching =) Like seriously man i thank your for taking an incentive and trying to encourage all of the poeple out there that maybe life might suck at times but you will be fine, cause the truth is most of em need it....
I am Chad Taylor, a young 18 year old spoken word poet. George Watsky is one of my favorite poets and is the one who made me want to start doing this. If you can take the time please listen to my poetry. Thank You.
I'm 16 years old. I can relate to this 100%. It's almost like this were the future me talking to myself. Watsky, I have never met you in my life but I think I love you... haha. Jk. You're amazing though. EXTREMELY POETIC.
I actually love this kid
MissMusicLuverrX 49 minutes ago
He is the only poet i can listen to you are amazing george!!
Milksjakecannon 3 hours ago
this is so very gay LOL
Sjipz0r 11 hours ago
Thank you; this helped me through a tough time. All that's left is to repair my model trebuchet. It's no catapult, but it's close enough.
MrIanrocks 15 hours ago
anyone notice his right arm is more muscular than his left ;)
dubwizzard97 18 hours ago
A letter to my 47 year old self~ Crazy Wisdom George. I'm so grateful for your wisdom. :)
leslierepin 1 day ago
WATCH IT IN 1/2 SPEED.I dare ya
yingyang70 1 day ago
Boy,ellen,
The last two tags
rock9lee91 1 day ago
Ah so that's why they chose him for Shakespeare in the Epic Rap Battles of History lol.
venomblade891 1 day ago
This was uploaded on my birthday.
Thank you.
animeloverful1234 1 day ago
i fucking love you
greaterbadforever92 1 day ago
'SUP BEITCH.
Naw, I'm just messin' with ya (;
a76137 2 days ago
SUP BITCH
ccshufflers 2 days ago
You should seriously be an actor.
ChaeannaBanana 2 days ago
Watsky, you are impressive.
supergirl15561 2 days ago
Your the best Watsky and i think its cool that u like poetry to ................ i rapa lil to
luvaussies2006 2 days ago
he sounds like hes trying to copy propaganda(rapper)
acdc7565 3 days ago
You magical bastard!
seldom66 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
does he know sheldon?
rofedo 4 days ago
is he gay??
jackpack4251288 4 days ago
@jackpack4251288 whys that matter and even more important how does he come off gay what so ever in this video?
666trollpatrol999 2 days ago
i dont believe in hell but my parents couch
ChuckNorris9994 4 days ago
wow that dislike bar is really small.....
ataraba10 4 days ago
Is it possible to download this somewhere?
Atthex 4 days ago
He vaguely reminds me of Bo Burnham
13RockyRaccoon13 5 days ago
Being a crab in a bucket is mad lonely. But be the crab escaping from crab prison who creates a crab rope out the window made only of crab homies. - George Watsky
lidabeh 5 days ago
omg this needs a lyric video.
FunAsTheSunSets 5 days ago
so inspirational. watsky, you make me smile and cry at the same time. that's something.
kelseylizzzz 5 days ago
magical basterd
lilpakify 5 days ago
Is he 12 and does he rap in everything he does? Lol I'd change the "condoms but i'm sexless" thing though lol
twiztidlynnette 5 days ago
@twiztidlynnette No hes 21. I don't think he's rapping. He is a poet.
lidabeh 5 days ago
@twiztidlynnette He's not rapping. It's called spoken word, one kid to another my brother.
19lionkingfan 4 days ago
George Watsky: My hero♥
21tiger12 5 days ago
anyone write down everything he says?
willieppp 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
i watch this everytime i get down.
never fails to bring me back up.
OWFTWD 6 days ago
If you are really 16 then I feel like a pedophile because I would STILL do the shit out of you.
lidabeh 6 days ago
Haha he's so cute :D
xXalissabwXx 6 days ago
I love this man.
theshortkid98 1 week ago
"Sup bitch!" "You magical bastard!" "Go fuck yourself!" -exits in tears-
TheHealerIzAwesome 1 week ago 4
I want all poets to put it to a rap, rather than listening to the bullshit rhymes other assholes keep spittin.
setchildrenonfire 1 week ago
pause at 0:12 he looks like daniel radcliff without glasses.
AWSOME POEM!!
thecourtenay10 1 week ago
I performed this for an open-mic night a week ago- a ton of people thought it was so great (I had to stop for a minute after the first two words) that they came up afterwards and told me they were going to check out Watsky after the show. Just doin my part, Watsky.
ddaylea92 1 week ago
This video is really deep. Thanks for making it watsky.
MrPyerz 1 week ago
Eh... the rhyming and rhythm were ajar... I am very sorry. I mean, there were times when it sounded lyrical, then 'rap-like' and suddenly descending down to simple spoken word. But nice execution.
Pouroushair 1 week ago
@Pouroushair That was the meaning behind the whole thing. think about it too much and he's just talking, don't think hard enough, he's singing, then back again. ever changing between spoken words and a rhyming so sweet it will melt your teeth
DallasJ96 1 week ago
"You want to know what I think? Well go, fuck yourself; this is my poem!"
Favorite part
MyComicRulez 1 week ago
I wasn't feeling it til the whole god and universe candy throwing hehe that was good. And the way he ended it.... Its true. being 16 is not easy its like that age is bi-polar depressing and giddy but he spoke the truth lol we are gonna be fine.
LilMunkeeMcCabe 1 week ago
I've never been called a 'magical bastard' before... I love it.
MattTheNinth 1 week ago 3
Mindblowing. Simply mindblowing.
Camilledification 1 week ago
Wow
MaxMeanwhile 1 week ago
3:03 its so reassuring when you say it, its ridiculous but it feels like hes talking to me... and i believe him. watskys one of my superheros and idols. i hope hes gettin all hes looking for
padlock246 1 week ago
@padlock246 Its not ridiculous at all, I come here and watch this every time I'm struggling with something, and without fail it makes me feel better. Watsky truly is a superhero of language.
OliviaTheGeek 1 week ago
George Watsky, you are poetry. You. Are. Poetry.
MrMLPMusic 1 week ago
@cxomtdoh That's why he then said "This world is so confusing" :) Because world peace is awesome, but so are catapults yet one is about peace and harmony, and the other is about destruction and terror. Yet they are both still awesome! :)
TheWoWgal 1 week ago
that was the shit...
LoaFrz 1 week ago
I've watched this video dozens of times. It helps me to keep going.
MaddieMoo6789 1 week ago
@MaddieMoo6789 I was about to thumbs up, but the option is gone /=?
Ckelldo 1 week ago
That was the most rational and irrational thing I've ever seen. But to be honest... Yeah it was pretty cool.
nothingsospecial 1 week ago
Ho...ly...shit...
AMAZING!!!
Where was this god-damned pep-talk in my last cough drop?!?!
AlphaWolfShadow 1 week ago
'sup bitch!
^ that line made me pay attention right away.
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hahaha watch this is double speed!
MetalicaMan35 1 week ago
Anybody else notice that catapults and world peace are contradictory?
cxomtdoh 1 week ago
@cxomtdoh That was the point....
lolismful 1 week ago
Return dates back to 16 years old, and the restoration of youth becomes the central nucleus and saves father.
16歳まで戻って遡って若返って中心核になって父を救う。
My historical total own all selves in me.
My historical total own all selves are being existing in me.
My historical total own all selves are beings existing in me.
wizardmori 1 week ago
This is beautiful.
706Z 1 week ago
@gwatsky AMEN
undeadjujjy 1 week ago
Be the crab escaping from crab prison who creates a crab rope out the window made only of crab homies!
DJSkreebz 1 week ago 2
I know that this is probably some form of copyright infringement, but I transcript-ed this and wrote it on the bathroom stall of my high school... you are welcome world.
semicolanparenthese 1 week ago 15
I'm only fifteen, but this is just as perfect to me.
UnderToday 1 week ago
This is awesome! Really really awesome!
Stonewife 1 week ago
this is my favorite thing ever. ever ever.
ilayewbye 2 weeks ago
the crusty hippy remark hurt a little... a little
Laura1123xox 2 weeks ago 3
The camera slowly panned in closer and we didn't know =O
TheCaptainDee 2 weeks ago 71
@TheCaptainDee Or he just casually got closer o-o
ashleyy2458 1 week ago
@TheCaptainDee nah, hes just getting bigger :D
Bapta 6 days ago
@TheCaptainDee
Crap... I read this comment and was watching for it... Still snuck up on me. Damnit.
Meeeeeeeeeeee820 4 days ago
@TheCaptainDee Haha, i guessed it would do that before it even started to happen!! All good personal / emotional monologue videos do that so... didn't catch me out! Hehe ^_^
Hennerrs 4 days ago
watsky u are awesome this changed the way about catapults jk but seriosly u r amzing no homo
ihatetrains101 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up for catapults (and world peace, but mostly catapults)
imjustafanboy 2 weeks ago 4
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JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
you know what else is awesome? catapults.
yourNAMEhere905 2 weeks ago
Did anybody else not notice he got closer to the camera until the end?
sammmpon 2 weeks ago
@sammmpon yea
ihatetrains101 2 weeks ago
that related so much to my past couple of weeks. thanks watsky
BumStatusRoller 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gwatsky
he is so sexy.
LucieInyang 2 weeks ago
i'm a magical bastard
MDPGamur 2 weeks ago
tip* Don't show this to old people. They don't like the swear words
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@msnhao pssssh not even, showed this to my Langue Arts teacher she loved it!
TheyCallMeJamaica 4 days ago
Man dont' metter your age .. you is a great man ^^
JOAOPWKLOUTTY 2 weeks ago
"earth is a jaw breaker
so it doesnt matter if you got the biggest mouth"
this is so fucking awesome!
tubeyoukonto 2 weeks ago
Hey! Boy Meets World was not bullshit!
katiekawaii 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gwatsky
You.are.omg.amazing I love you.
staywithcrystal 2 weeks ago
I love u watsky
1MrsTwix 2 weeks ago
Wow, this is amazing. You're amazing! I fucking love you!
Katiekat2522 2 weeks ago
His hands are enormous.
EmuManWysiwyg 2 weeks ago
Woah
littlegamerjh 2 weeks ago
I am Highly capable of Outgrowing that Bullshit now thanks to you George! =)
Ad0g1201 2 weeks ago
@t3471m3 I'm going to be honest. Go fuck yourself.
NvrgotHogwartsletter 2 weeks ago 52
I fucking love you.
NvrgotHogwartsletter 2 weeks ago
i love this sooo much always brings me up when im feeling down
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JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
I met this guy :)
RedGinjaNinla 2 weeks ago 4
i love youuuuuuuu
neshtodrugo 2 weeks ago
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I'm going to be honest, this poem is absolute trash.
t3471m3 2 weeks ago
@t3471m3 I'm going to be honest, I don't think you see the actual feeling and emotion in this poem, and how genius it really is.
TheMadSkateboarder 2 weeks ago 5
YOU MAGICAL BASTARD!!!!
EpikNinjuh22 2 weeks ago 2
Amazing! thank you watsy my day looks a lot more brighter
MrBubbles825 2 weeks ago
damn i wish i knew about you during my HSC....
English would have been so much better!
MissBitty1992 2 weeks ago
I'm 20 going on 21 in a couple months, enduring the hardships that come with being in the military. And it never fails that after I listen to something by Watsky, whether it be music or poetry, I remember why I signed up in the first place.
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whoah. hit me hard. at the end, when he was saying, "youre gonna be fine." I felt like he was talking right to me.
saturnrings123 2 weeks ago 2
@saturnrings123 ik i think he changed my whole perspective of life at that moment"im going to be fine"
1996torrey 2 weeks ago
Yeahh!! Slam Poetryyy!!!!
gracellev92 2 weeks ago
He reminds me of Sheldon. Sheldon's a g.
SergeantMinga 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gwatsky
I think 315 people pressed the wrong button. Its okay guys we know you meant like.
Cheesexpert 3 weeks ago
blew my mind <3
xomandymorphinexo 3 weeks ago
Magical bastard. :) that blew my mind.
DoingHisWill 3 weeks ago
I <3 your lisp- it's so subtle yet soothing...
TheTraceurBoy 3 weeks ago
Slowest zoom ever.
DylanT512 3 weeks ago
i love the zoom that isnt noticable until the very end
aray51 3 weeks ago
Slam poetry at its finest
skiesofgummybears 3 weeks ago
Changed my life
orgazmatronodiliodis 3 weeks ago
amen watsky....amen
WhoaBro15 3 weeks ago
"You know what else is awesome? Catapults!"
Did he really say that or am i just mishearing?
thats badass if he did:{D
dimanovic 3 weeks ago
WORLD PEACE & CATAPULTS
blablablibloeblabla 3 weeks ago
"YOU'RE A MAGICAL BASTARD."
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i didn´t know that marshall had a little brother..
Kluggeschissen 3 weeks ago
@Kluggeschissen ?
TheOfficiallyRandom 3 weeks ago
@Kluggeschissen nevermind, I get it. Marshall as in Mathers, right?
TheOfficiallyRandom 3 weeks ago
SHELDON.
ToxicMushroomz 3 weeks ago
sup bitch..
gangsta4981 3 weeks ago
He's a better poet than a rapper!
Danimal102306 3 weeks ago
sup BITCH......XD
nobleJV 3 weeks ago
You are a legend dude<3
DanceLoveMusic21 3 weeks ago 3
speechless
ladiedrama04 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from gwatsky 2
anyone else notice his right arm is bigger than his left? sure sign of masturbation...well done mr watsky
JustCrust 3 weeks ago
That breath at 3:11. It just....
poprocksandpuppies 3 weeks ago
Oh. Fuck.
Comocks 3 weeks ago
I want to memorize this now and perform it at my college, and of course give credit where credit is due.
Fantastic.
m0llied0llie 3 weeks ago
Now I know what YouTube video to play every morning to get me through the day. Thanks man :)
reeveskatie212 3 weeks ago
this inspired me to not kill myself lol
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"Ordinary is outstanding, so don't be impressed by mere miracles" I love that...this guy's great
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cottoneyepodflowers 3 weeks ago
Im vputting this shit on my Ipod!
Rand0mburgeR 3 weeks ago
you magical bastrd
TheNoobhound 3 weeks ago
This may have been a letter to yourself, but 19 year old me needed this to get through my day
spazouteveryday 3 weeks ago 144
I'm 16, and I find this heavily helpful!
Apoorv12345ify 3 weeks ago
Is splendid excellent man if become younger to 16 years old.
うら若く16歳にさえなれれば見事で立派な男だ。
wizardmori 3 weeks ago
"Sometimes what you love the most will cause your biggest problem"
Took that line right to the heart man.
TheJack10116 3 weeks ago
Thank you.
MrRinpin 3 weeks ago
watsky for president!!!
123robbie1231 3 weeks ago
@gwatsky im sixteen and dealing with all the high school bullshit. Being young makes everything feels like the end of the world. But, now i know its not. Im gonna be fine...thanks
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your gonna be fine ti'll you die lol
jocaaa562 3 weeks ago
this. is. so damn inspiring
SuperZboy23 3 weeks ago
world peace;and catapults now aint the the god damn truth!!
ERzRk 3 weeks ago
this is simply the most incredable thing i ever heard
FuZeDClan11 3 weeks ago 2
This dude is freaking touching =) Like seriously man i thank your for taking an incentive and trying to encourage all of the poeple out there that maybe life might suck at times but you will be fine, cause the truth is most of em need it....
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You're the reflection of the Greats who CAME before.
SlowlyPeeled 3 weeks ago
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SlowlyPeeled 3 weeks ago
I started tearing up at the end.
BuiltandTested 3 weeks ago
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Rappers should not have lisps.
garrettmichaelsmusic 3 weeks ago
@garrettmichaelsmusic Trolls shouldn't hate because people are better than them.
xXhakiohXx 3 weeks ago
@garrettmichaelsmusic look up his video "s is for lisp"
ginadab11 3 weeks ago
look up chad taylor spoken word poetry
007Ctaylor 3 weeks ago
I am Chad Taylor, a young 18 year old spoken word poet. George Watsky is one of my favorite poets and is the one who made me want to start doing this. If you can take the time please listen to my poetry. Thank You.
007Ctaylor 3 weeks ago
Thank you Watsky.
Now I'm off to go appreciate life(:
iwrestlenarwhales 3 weeks ago 32
quit rhyming and just inspire me, damn it
Qwoplikeagoose 3 weeks ago
wtf
gummystar45 3 weeks ago
Whoa
kmoney890 4 weeks ago
At the end, I took a breath when he did...
StCrowleyable 4 weeks ago
That blew my mind.
HDVisionmusic 4 weeks ago
I'm 16 years old. I can relate to this 100%. It's almost like this were the future me talking to myself. Watsky, I have never met you in my life but I think I love you... haha. Jk. You're amazing though. EXTREMELY POETIC.
HDVisionmusic 4 weeks ago
Wow. I acheived enlightenment that wasn't through some hocus-pocus from a book!
Damn.
(btw, haters gonna hate)
DontChangeMaPassword 4 weeks ago
you are amazing
buzzwatz89 4 weeks ago
oh snapz
superOdi123 4 weeks ago
YOU MAGICAL BASTARD. (:
HeyHeyYouYou0001 4 weeks ago 4