It was a cold january morning as Emma struggled to roll herself out of bed. There was a distinct mucousy film overlaying her eyes and armpits. Emma stretched and pulled the mucous off nicely.
'I pulled that mucous off nicely', she thought, but didnt say out loud.
It was a wormy day for twilight's biggest fan. Emma began to run back over the events of the previous night. The Chinese takeaway was good, but she could taste something else in her mouth.
She remembered it so vividly, as Robert squatted down over her to lay a big steaming log on her heaving breasts. Robert massaged the brown offering into her breasts and allowed her to eat of it. Emma was never going to wash again, she wanters Robert's precious poo to be on her breath for ever, oh how she thrilled to see the brown cable dangling from Robert's copius bottom. There were little bits of veg stuck to her breasts from Robert's magical faeces.
lmao this girl should stop making videos doesn't she know she is like the biggest joke on here. I feel bad for her, but yet I don't because she is a moron.
@BelgianShitForLife1 No you are mistaken. At 0:43 she sees that the new McDonald's has opened and that the first 10,000 nuggets sold are free. Then at 1:07 she reads below it that the 10,000 nuggets have already been sold, so no more free nuggets. Then at 1:43 she realizes that they are shutting down business for the day.
I was laughing so hard I almost blacked out from lack of oxygen, now if they'd taken the clapping from the other trailer vid I think I'd be in the hospital right now xD
Nuttymadam eats while ordering food. She can also HEAR pudding!!! Dammit, men, stop yer loafin' about and man the FUCKING HARPOONS! This tubby Orca still be makin' fucktarded videos. Do your job and man the motherfucking harpoons!!!
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Get. A. life. Seriously, no one gives a fuck. You are the selfish one, wasting away other peoples lives with your shit. Its a good book, but not good enough blame the whole world for it.
Win... an epic win.. absolutely, and no doubt... a never been so sure in my whole life, epic win.. actually i'm gonna go far to saying legendary win xD
I'm literally screaming at this video
I can't stop laughing lol
TeamHorde 3 months ago
Great. Not only is she fat, but she's a fat lesbian.
moviemaster02 5 months ago
The whale of a tale hungers for krill!
Narkuta1228 10 months ago
i like that cat
MakeUpFans1 11 months ago
lmao that was perfect
waylonbloodskull666 1 year ago
She was smiling in the beginning...
ILuvPie728 1 year ago 8
It was a cold january morning as Emma struggled to roll herself out of bed. There was a distinct mucousy film overlaying her eyes and armpits. Emma stretched and pulled the mucous off nicely.
'I pulled that mucous off nicely', she thought, but didnt say out loud.
It was a wormy day for twilight's biggest fan. Emma began to run back over the events of the previous night. The Chinese takeaway was good, but she could taste something else in her mouth.
creepybikininun 1 year ago
She remembered it so vividly, as Robert squatted down over her to lay a big steaming log on her heaving breasts. Robert massaged the brown offering into her breasts and allowed her to eat of it. Emma was never going to wash again, she wanters Robert's precious poo to be on her breath for ever, oh how she thrilled to see the brown cable dangling from Robert's copius bottom. There were little bits of veg stuck to her breasts from Robert's magical faeces.
creepybikininun 1 year ago 2
@creepybikininun My name is Robert T_______T
zazzoa 3 months ago
This is genius.
xbebedawlx94 1 year ago
i swear thats a man! On jesus' name
FmasterJG 1 year ago
I will seriously pay somebody to tape her going into the movie and watching it, I bet that video would make its way to Tosh.0
10HasteTheDay01 1 year ago 3
lol 2 girls 1 cup
ohohothisrocks 1 year ago
Bull, It was actually watching a Subway ad.
WHATYOUSAYWHITEBOY 1 year ago
Wtf? Lol. 0:01
MusicLoverForever1 1 year ago
HA PAPERCUT ON YOUR POOP YOU DUMB BITCH
chickenfool121 1 year ago
You're not the real nuttymadam..it's 3575 not 3577
jean6826 1 year ago
Lol she smiles for the first half of the video XD
iiCookieCrumblez 1 year ago 3
@nuttymadam3757 LMFAO
mort1990 1 year ago
lmao this girl should stop making videos doesn't she know she is like the biggest joke on here. I feel bad for her, but yet I don't because she is a moron.
Moonbutterfly7 1 year ago
MAN THE HARPOONS!
cyanoobsta 1 year ago
@cyanoobsta There isn't a harpoon big enough or sharp enough on the planet...
apvideogame 1 year ago
@apvideogame ...nay, only one is strong enough to pierce the layer of blubber...and that one is...Chuck Norris!
cyanoobsta 1 year ago
I bet she wanted in on that action
whyumadbro 1 year ago
she wasnt really watching the trailer they opend a new restaurant and at 1:41 she saw the first 100 ppl get free meal.
BelgianShitForLife1 1 year ago
@BelgianShitForLife1 No you are mistaken. At 0:43 she sees that the new McDonald's has opened and that the first 10,000 nuggets sold are free. Then at 1:07 she reads below it that the 10,000 nuggets have already been sold, so no more free nuggets. Then at 1:43 she realizes that they are shutting down business for the day.
Ghost0744 1 year ago
I could have done without the fucking stupid keyboard cat in there, but man this is brilliant...
super funny. Awesome idea, wish I'd thought of it.
oliverj83 1 year ago
Is she really crying over that movie trailer I liked it but i wouldnt react the way she did.
TheAGameify5 1 year ago
lmfao genious
KissesKandy 1 year ago
YOUR SO FAT
SabrenaRenee 1 year ago
ugly fat brit gurl. lmao
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
Lol ok what a weird girl and she's ugly aswell!
jkeane992 1 year ago
I was laughing so hard I almost blacked out from lack of oxygen, now if they'd taken the clapping from the other trailer vid I think I'd be in the hospital right now xD
MikuMikuBeat 1 year ago
Found the trailer and watched it + her reaction side-by-side.
effect: I LOL'd til I peed!!! Then kept LOLing
Uzi607 1 year ago
Keyboard Cat ftw
Bruins725 1 year ago
she's so gonna eat that cat
TheBohemianTenor 1 year ago
this....is...AMMMAAAZZINNNG
watchesyoushower 1 year ago
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TheWeaselette 1 year ago
SOMEBODY LEAD IT BACK TO THE PASTURE SO IT CAN GRAZE, ITS GETTIN TO WHILEY!
F00TIFY 1 year ago
Lol that cat vid rocks :3
0jenluvsya0 1 year ago
Lol!!!
EstherColemanFan 1 year ago
Nuttymadam eats while ordering food. She can also HEAR pudding!!! Dammit, men, stop yer loafin' about and man the FUCKING HARPOONS! This tubby Orca still be makin' fucktarded videos. Do your job and man the motherfucking harpoons!!!
aenteralus 1 year ago
This made me laugh so much:L
MarkIsCharmed 1 year ago
that keyboard cat ftw
loisthewrackspurt 1 year ago
she came
altn 1 year ago
what a loser.......... shes needs to go in a asylum.
JohnCenaRulz23 1 year ago
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ReyhanYonja 1 year ago
Please don't ever make those faces again.
ReyhanYonja 1 year ago
id hit that.....with a truck
CapitanKurosaki 1 year ago 4
@CapitanKurosaki Hhahahahaahaha.. i probably laughed for 10 minutes to that : P
LudicGraphix 1 year ago
We did an interview with NuttyMadam! Check it out on our channel!!!
BStelevision 1 year ago
i'd rather watch a snail go up and down the drive way then watch twilight or new moon or any of the movies
TheSmexyBieber 1 year ago
I LOL'd. XD
Lou500 1 year ago
The Twilight Movie was shocking ! Saw it @ twilight-now [dot] com
DaraSCarter 1 year ago
OMG that HAND!!
Heart the kitty though
TheSUPERDMT 1 year ago
OMG THAT CAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
That's the only reason why I like this vid.
But yeah, she needs a life....god.
ItsTheEJ 1 year ago
this lunatic really needs to be sent to a mental institution. i'd hate to be her neighbors at her apartment.
hotneutral777 2 years ago 3
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hotneutral777 2 years ago
dis girl is stupid loving a enw moon trailer get help loser
babeeshopiez123 2 years ago
did fat died??
hotneutral777 2 years ago
that cat made the video, make more videos of that cat
Leroysnails 2 years ago
whata fat ugly faggort
Jstin 2 years ago
lol haha the bitch the bitch haha
weasleyygranger 2 years ago
Haha she had her first orgasm.
ModernWarfare2UK1 2 years ago 7
LOL :X
MarkIsCharmed 2 years ago
This bitch could scare a statue.
aenteralus 2 years ago 6
AHAHAAHAHAH
mococapreto 2 years ago
play her off, keyboard cat! :D
Lolichan15 2 years ago 58
OMG :L
that is hilarious haha
its even in Robsessed :P
I wonder what R-Patz thinks <3
MissLoobylou 2 years ago
I would hate to be sitting next to her at the actual movie...probly would punch her in the face and tell her to get a life..and some tweezers.
IndiePanic 2 years ago
HAHAHA!!!!!
Theblackphoenixcon 2 years ago
omfg laughing my ass of right know!!!
digidude772 2 years ago
Lol I had tt same reaction but no cat though
TwistedZEKE127 2 years ago
1:04 happiness to sadness; LMAO.
FelineFantsy 2 years ago 3
she was probably jealous of the two girls for feasting on such a meal
EltBerserker 2 years ago 66
@EltBerserker LMAO
Thek213 2 years ago
@EltBerserker
she was probably jealous of the two girls for feasting on Twilight
BlueDolphin2011 1 year ago
@EltBerserker LMAO XD
kur0za 1 year ago
@EltBerserker you made my day, sir
YoeriYoeri 1 year ago
I would be really afraid for myself if I was in that room with her...jeez the THOUHT of being in the same room with her is freakin me out!
drunkandangry 2 years ago
черт, почему все фанатки, которые снимали реакцию на трейлер такие жирные?
Hakopdjanian 2 years ago
LOL so wrong yet sooooo entertaining. xD Watch her vids...shes worse than this shockingly.
Rawr9able 2 years ago
this is childish
xxomgcheerleaderxx 2 years ago
She came
MahBoi22 2 years ago 3
omfg did she really cry over the new moon trailer? My opinion of her was already low but now I'm just concerned for her sanity.
miyukisetsu 2 years ago 7
O_O OMG LOL That's the funniness reaction of the same as a 2 girls one cup reaction LMAO.
ShadowDoom93 2 years ago 3
WIN.
LOLCATSDOTCOMRULES 2 years ago
hahaha ur horrible
merradactylius 2 years ago
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Get. A. life. Seriously, no one gives a fuck. You are the selfish one, wasting away other peoples lives with your shit. Its a good book, but not good enough blame the whole world for it.
karaluvsyah 2 years ago
BOOMER!!!
Chaos13666 2 years ago 8
Win... an epic win.. absolutely, and no doubt... a never been so sure in my whole life, epic win.. actually i'm gonna go far to saying legendary win xD
Nymphetamine1193 2 years ago
ROFLMAO! That was epic, and the cat was ADORABLE!
MahBoi22 2 years ago
OMG I WANT THAT CAT! LOL
EPIC WIN.
CDR91 2 years ago
Holy Jesus I lol'd.
LinuxPython 2 years ago
i just got the Nobel peace prize for discovering a new world
killerninja52 2 years ago
Omg lol this is hilarious it looked like if they were eating her food or sumthing.... Lol nd she coudnt do nothing about it lol
kikcer16 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
TheMarkShields 2 years ago
2girls1cup, in case nobody knows.
JakChrist 2 years ago
OMG the cat is FREAKING cute!
vim92 2 years ago
I swear, this is like sex for her XD
whitewolfalicara 2 years ago 6
BLAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
sugarmike 2 years ago
That was genius and so funny :D
MsAssassinsCreed486 2 years ago
HHAHAHA it's PERFECT!
mapdark 2 years ago
oh god i threw up
bigal55500 2 years ago
lol why
martiallaw09 2 years ago
lol whut
ladygreystoke 2 years ago
XD XD XD
TaylerisHalfBeaner 2 years ago
Awesome work. It fits so well! XD XD
Mor1adim 2 years ago
ahahah funny
Carolauz 2 years ago
too bizarre for words...
kvaughn4275 2 years ago
That´s wrong but funny XD
Tekkencool 2 years ago 3
is that shoulder fat or just her tit hanging out there?
mnm21393 2 years ago 6
XD LOL!!!! 5/5
TokyoJazz 2 years ago 4
I was wondering the same thing
jennyliciOusxO 2 years ago
Yay Keyboard cat!
Nykatawa 2 years ago 7
Check out the way her mouth is open looks like shes used to having a cock in it.
lmao
howardisevil 2 years ago
mate, she would eat your cock. literally!
dougaholic 2 years ago 3
LMAO YOUR NOT WRONG MATE!
howardisevil 2 years ago
LOL
HotwireMyThong 2 years ago
It matches so well, but the thing that gets me a little bit is that she is like enjoying it in the beginning XD
abandonnez 2 years ago 3
Because she's a lesbian.
redshoeblacklace 2 years ago
Amazing
HateHeaven 2 years ago