ROGAN AND RUDD HAVE STORIES STOLEN FOR KNOCKED UP

[killerkombat428]

seth rogen is awesome

[Jaybizzz]

seriously, what the hell is wrong with this voice-over woman?

whoever is putting these videos out should have her replaced, preferably by someone who hasn't just been told they have a week to live.

[Missmunkiify]

I feel so weird... her voice is fucked up.

[mikelzthing]

this narrator...

[MsSkateboardP]

lusahh =]

[Forsaken407]

Whats up with these misleading headlines seriously someone should get stabbed every time they mislead some youtube users

[xJUSTICExREVENGEx]

This fucking narrator makes me want to kill myself

[aliceinwonderlandx]

is the narrator even human?

[B2dWee]

Worst narrator ever! She needs to get knocked up!

[jsbruzina]

Wait a minute ...is the narrator a GUY ????

[diduhear]

I feel like I can hear the nicotine bubblegum in the narrators mouth

[themightyjoseph]

jason segal should have had a bigger part in this movie

[IHateBarnett]

She sounds like she's caned and indifferent at the same time

[IHateBarnett]

...just realised that I should probably point out for any non-british people that 'caned' is British vernacular meaning wankered from the over use of marijuana and not being struck with a willow branch. Sorry for any misunderstanding.

[IHateBarnett]

...to clarify, 'wankered' is British (Australian, New Zealand, Irish, South African) vernacular slang for being fucked off your face...

[IHateBarnett]

being fucked off your face is when you are fucked off your face...a bit like me right at this moment. Still, I'm holding the spelling and grammar together reasonably successfully. Peace out! Kisses! xxxxxx

[pathavatomon12]

yeah what the fuck is up with that girls voice

[kruegerbaby]

I couldn't make it through this clip.

To quote a very wise man,

'When I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers in my ears to muffle the screams you'll make when I headbutt you into a fine paste.' -- Dylan Moran

That's what I want to do to this woman narrating.

[shlitsinator]

the lady talking made me want to cry then go to the mall in a psychotic rage and kill everyone with a flame thrower

[SenorTucan0594]

Narrator is horrible.

[Hollandx]

I didnt like the narration much either but the facts were interesting.

[metallicrebel]

the narrator makes me want to slit my wrists.

[itstherevolution]

lol soo true

[PBBoy2026]

oh you haven't done it already *tuts*

[BrownToliet00000]

couldn't finish it. narrator was terrible. also, the music threw the tone completely off

[Samanuell]

RIGHT, that narrotor made me wanna cry, or at least wake up to escape the drone world nightmare i was stuck in

[MooChanX3Chibi]

that lady sounds like a robot O_O

[Dougolai]

yeh i heard stephen hawkins wife was a narrator

[BlowHabsBlow91]

unoriginal joke, but shes so annoying

[SideshowRob18]

This narrator needs to be shot

[icedrake20]

i agree she sounds like a robot with down syndrome...to quote Ron Howard..."real shoddy stuff"

[skizzrmejanet]

fuck you narrarator

[PirateSpartan]

Narrator... everything else has been said.

[palakaboy]

narrarator must've been married to buzz killington

[sheylizabeth]

ha ha ha!

[JimB667]

spot on

[vivaLaMimii]

lmfaoooo we were all thinking it

[MrPaulRudd]

damn that buzz killington! he always shows up just when things are starting to go good!

[Samanuell]

ahaha who loves a story about a good boat?

[Aemery17]

who doesn't?

[meltz911]

Whats with the stilted, trans-gender- movie-phone narration?

[mark224]

I'd rather get raped in the ears by two black guys than hear this narrators voice

[eamond23]

i did that last night.

[boob18181]

holy fuck that narrator fucking blows

[DanRioNY]

She was way too close to the microphone.

[meltz911]

She? Sounds 50/50 to me lol

[mark224]

haha, that's a damn good point.

[Pyroshen]

OH GOD, after watching for 25seconds i had to stop because of that terrible voice.

[jacktheman1234]

hey voice is sO annoying

[arelbork88]

gah!!!! ears!!!

[aliChick777]

god

someone needs to put this narrator out of her misery.

[Steako92]

her misery? or ist is his...

[PAPERSCHOOL]

@aliChick777 i so fucking agree its really depressing

[thatjarviskid]

katherin heigl needs to stop laughing. that was so annoying!

[DevilBringer08]

stfu its cute

[passadonut]

are you all friends in high school or what?

lol

[passadonut]

interesting

[3guyzandacamera]

ok, who hired microsoft michelle as the narrorator?

[daimingburai]

haha that's exactly what i was thinking.

[RRgoalie37]

I think he's doin the dice thing too much! XD

[buddygroove]

This narrator has no enthusiasm. Ha! She sounds like a computer voice.

[Sockhead360]

fuck the narriator

[zanzaba78]

she sounds like a phone sex employee

[lazarus0202]

lol

and how do you know what ne sounds like....?

[emoc]

seriously... the narrator sucks ass man...

[mollymollyyy]

I kind of wish she would die, but then I think, "Oh shit then I might hear the shitty narrator scream!"

[wickitwonka17]

wtf is with the narrator?????

[mollymollyyy]

Haha I realize my comment was over the top, but this narrator is ridiculous.

[itsJesseee]

"you're white, you're ben affleck"

lol

[BrutalAsHell]

wow the narrator bitch needs a dick in her mouth anyway knocked up is hilarious

[fiskebollen]

who the fuck hired that narrator?

[MrChug]

a deaf mute could read that with more fucking voice inflection

[fiskebollen]

xD true that

[ChipTheWaterboy]

"also as well"

[SHOOTINGSTARSGOHAHA]

"Knocked Up is in theatres.. I'm now going to finish off that suicide they interrupted to make me record this...'

[aytches]

i think it's funny that the people who made this had to use "Relax!" at the beginning because the rights to the song that's actually in the movie are probably expensive.

[sikuler]

omg the narrator is fucking annoying

sounds like a girl version of

microsoft sam.

go die lady.

[winokur89]

lol

[JWilliamson1987]

LOL @ every comment being about the narrator (including this one)

Oh, and that movie was hilarious... You can listen to the DVD commentary to find out the parts that were taken from real life situations.

[calctmnt]

lol i love the voice man

[Jazz1313]

lol, narrator has zero charisma

[RuffneckPE]

The voice over is like a female version of Stephen Hawking.

[Oracle12]

I hope someone removes the screwdriver from Alexandra Icytwat's box before she does another voice over. That was horrid.

[rr827]

oh my g-d her voice is so annoying

but so hot at the same time

ohh yea baby

oh yea

[HighKingOfDalliance]

i think it's a guy...

[chavedappelle]

The narrator sounds like one of those NPR people.

[bcsk8ter]

lol every comment on the first page is about the narrator, but i agree

[doran29]

wtf!!! Who the hell is this dry monotone narrator? Could you imagine being married to her? I'd stick an ice-pick in both of my ears.

[sibertater]

AMEN! This is like the third thing I've heard her narrate. No effing wonder she's only on YouTube. If she had any real talent, she'd have a real job. Gaaaaah.

[mistarcraw]

that has got to be one of the most grating narrations ive heard

[Lisa04]

Holy shit, that narrator sounds like some transgender hooker!

[djordan22]

lol wow i just wanted to comment on how terrible this voice over is and its even WORSE than the eva longoria vid. but then i look down and fifty ppl beat me to it lol

[bonsaitigre]

Whats with the shitty voiceover? all your videos sound like this artisan news service. its awful. sort it out!

[lunarose101]

the narrator is soooooooooooo lanky

[bayernmuenchen49]

wow the narrator is terrible!

[utubeelliott]

Wow whos voice is faker Rudd or the anouncer. She should be calling out finishes at a dog track or something.

[Anj2085]

wtf was that? so weird... that narrator was the worst.

[TYo00o]

the girl who speaks sound's like

the robot voice on the computer

dam .

[ShadowPuppetStudios]

Yeah' I've always hated this narrator alot... good to see I'm not alone in feeling this way

[FrequentlyFried]

FIRE THE NARRATOR..she sounds like a robot and it's annoying. Kind of reminds me of Debbie Downer except she's not funny.

[rollingstone100]

fuking narrator bitch imagine having to listen to that every morning

[esspro]

okay this narrator lady sounds like a cnn newsreader announcing the death of all US troops in Iraq! Lightne up and say it like you mean it!

[TheNative27]

omg this lady has a reallllllllly annoying voice.

[lilfellahuh]

that lady's voice makes me wanna shoot myself

[raiderfan489]

i think the voiceover lady that did this talks like a slow fucking moron. plus the movie was awesome

[ChaSzz2]

rogen`s laugh is a little...annoying

[nogoodnamebetch]

its adorable!

I love it!

Thats what makes him....oddly attractive!

[purploop]

that movie was soooo funny! i almost peed my pants in the theater!

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS IS COMING OUT TOMORROW!! AHHH SO STOKED~i love paper planes too (whoever said that there)!!

[mynight01]

This movie made me laugh so hard! Seth Rogan always plays these clueless hilarious guys. Pineapple Express should be really good! The shotguns in MIA's Paper Planes make it more exciting!

[idodachachalikagrl]

dude....stop spaming.....i hate you

[videoaddictu2ubelove]

how is he spamming?

[GMenSB42]

uh ya 2 bad mia is only the trailer song..i already saw pineapple express

[lamthecrowing]

this girls voice makes me want to kill myself

[nogoodnamebetch]

haha right!

[videoaddictu2ubelove]

i totally agree

[yoyo6450]

wtf is fantasy baseball?...and dont be a smart ass about it, i know its a fantasy but how does it work? i dont get it

[HelmetHeadHair]

these comments are hilarious because they are so true

[lloydbomb]

I think the narrator might be microsoft sally

[brich28]

I actually cut my dick off

[yoyo6450]

what?

[yoyo6450]

that chicks laugh is soooo fukn bad

[MatadorB]

I hope never to hear that voice again.

[nintendo1984]

your voice makes me want to cut my dick off

[likescissors]

She makes Daria sound perky.

[r4iney]

I would put a 12gauge in my mouth if I had a voice like that.

[mrocean468]

"People think I'm smart cause I have a rooobot voiiice" Jonah is mocking her not Hawking in Knocked Up cause she has a roooobot voiiice

[ohrmets]

Holy shit is the narrator a robot?

[elementa]

Oh geez, what a narrator.

[analpuke]

that voice makes me want to hit the screen

[funnyhead6]

forget the narrator, who were the people who hired her to do this. Were they tone-deaf monkeys?

[tuffshite3]

does anyone know who the narrator is? i'd like to understand why she has a job which involves her speaking.

[CommendatoreAndolini]

The narrator sounds like Microsoft Sam.

[1andonlygarcia]

Lmao yeah she does.

[AndMyReply]

I'd like to break the narrators jaw.

[petertahoe]

Hey Narrator,

DO NOT SPEAK! You have the worst voice and delivery ever!

[zclar31]

the narrator sounds enthusiastic.

[texecution]

She kinda sounds like Tatyana the Weather Transvestite from Mr. Show...

[elmntx32]

She sounds like she has sand in her vagina

[mikeyarsenalfan]

dear god that narator is anoying

[kuro1080p]

Who is this tranny banging on?????

[neicyneice]

who the fuck is this narrator?

[mikebrzezniak]

narrator is fuckin horrible

[urbanfleur]

wtf monotone narrator

[7CA]

awful narrator and terrible editing. boo.

[lazydogkeesha]

Artisan News Service really needs a new narrator, or she needs a personality. To bagel dude: Judd Apatow's films are not rip offs. Films like Porky's and animal house depend on big moments which defined American comedy for a while. Now in a more international market, comedy has become more dry and a lot more subtle. You get characters like Ben Stone who is a ridiculous individual, but who is also an individual, unlike previous comedic characters who were more caricatures than characters.

[Killswitch2500]

bagel, you are totally wrong. This is a totally different kind of humor. It's funnier, and it actually has a viable story line. What are all three of the cult classics you mentioned about? Gettin some pussy, am i correct? So where did American pie get its idea? from Porky's or Animal house?

[bagel90210]

Am I wrong now that America is starting to realize that Apatow is a trite and non-innovative director/producer/writer now?? (------Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, the new Apatow-Reilly comedy about the life and times of a machete-wielding Johnny Cash type, seemed sure to die a quick death after selling only $4.1 million worth of opening-weekend tickets, per studio estimates compiled Sunday by Exhibitor Relations.

[bagel90210]

Judd Apatow is easily the most overrated piece of shit in Hollywood today. All he does is take cult classics like Porkys, American Pie, Animal House etc...puts a 70's retro spin on it and somehow he is considered a genius??

Give me a fucking break.. A spade is a spade, and a hack is a hack.

[stereoagentr826]

cool man i cant wait until the new bagel90210 movie comes out!

[bagel90210]

I am not a wannabe screenwriter/director/producer­.. So go fuck yourself... cool??? MAN

[navywife1977]

I have loved Paul Rudd since clueless. :o)

[Sangiath]

Oh dear God.

Monotone much?

[nickssextoy]

She narrates on other vids too...they honestly need to fire her!

[azncurtis]

the train arriving on platform one is the monotnious voice train.

[ryashnar]

I want to shoot the lady that narrarates this vidoe!

[stinkypoon]

Same. She makes me feel sedated and nauscious.

[cheeriomartinez]

i could just picture her saying side effects may include nausea dissines and feeling like you want to shoot me.

[navywife1977]

LMAO!!!!

[cheeriomartinez]

muahaha

[mikeybadass05]

could she have a more boring voice?

[Mcheetah]

The deleted scenes for this movie are SO much funnier! Especially the parts Jonah Hill does, like how the Canadian tattoo on his friend's chest is supposed to be a Cum Target! And how, they compare sperm to the Spice from "Dune." Who references Dune?

[spekk]

wow.. it's like the female version of Microsoft Sam.

[Mcheetah]

That's SO true!

[liquidmetal12]

the narrator has a female donald trump voice for reals

[tallarico84]

wow ! she sounds just like teh phone operator.

[andyhart44r]

My name is stephen hawking, this is Knocked Up. Enjoy

[mseales]

lol

[killeraddiction]

Talk about monotone...

[manifestjmu]

her voice is not sexy... it's annoying.

[hoopdreams2005]

The V/O lady has the hottest voice..God I wanna bang her!

[L3sP4ul]

you kiddin?!

[hoopdreams2005]

Yep

[bernyg79]

Seth is sooo hot <3

[adamfever]

Whoever the narrator is in this video has the most boring voice ever.

[dunnowy123]

Yeah...the Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks crowd in a Judd Apatow movie

[kaylaxatxthexdisco]

Freaks & Geeks! <33