Funny commercial: witness protection

[pollotito234]

not funny at all.. ugh! 

[joebeanie17]

PS the joe dirt versions actually funny

[joebeanie17]

wow the amount of ppl who dont get this is amazing. lottttta retards out there

[CoranDragon]

lol xD

[ElBarto3131]

This is pretty sad tbh

[tresser23]

Dude that sucks

[infiera]

does anyone knows here what omerta means????HAHAHAHAHA

[ItsMePapaBurgundy1]

@infiera Lol I don't think anyone does! People, omerta basically means "no snitching".

[xtazy115]

cop:"no identity,no house,no job...u will dissapear from the face of earth"

witness:"so i'm joining Men in Black"

[Spazbo3]

sucks to be him

[Liight2]

LMFAO. Thats actually pretty funny.

[DJTerrorest]

Lol.

[kryptoniterxn117]

how is this funny?

[WpA09]

@kryptoniterxn117 you see, when they put him into the witness protection program, he dissappeared. when he won, he would be recognized all over the country. see?

[kryptoniterxn117]

@WpA09 yes i see that, but it's not funny. just pointless he went thru all that only to get caught again. whoever came up with this is not funny.

[blackghost3528]

thats not funny at all...

[supertatygirl]

isn't omerta (the name of the town) also the word that the italian mafia used to make clear that what happens here stays here?

[MissNoniPink]

hahahahahaha omerta falls...funny name.but i think this is the only gag in this comm.

[TheSilentGlitchers]

Ms wahtever this commercial is saying that they removed him away from that mafia boss therefore makin it so he couldn't get tracked down but then they put him on tv for being the 100,000 somthing wich then means that Maia boss can tell somone to go kill him or somthing like that

[diebkdude]

dutch commercials are the bomb! :)

[MsSuperash18]

i dont get it

[leelee4teamswitz]

Aw, poor body at the bottom of the ocean

[useridtaken1]

@leelee4teamswitz your comment made me laugh so hard and loud!

[TheItalianFlavor]

oh that was funny :D

[PANOS5656]

poutana tyxh!!

[honnybun101]

haha shitty luck

[Poopoos124]

f that

[dragonnovsvd]

i feel sorry for him

[yungthuggydoe]

did anybody else but me catch the "Omerta" reference? Does anyone here know what the rule of Omerta is?

[rener78]

@yungthuggydoe You're not the only

[minnlucifer666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor guy.went through everthing than got him shown live.hes dead

[osiris1503]

that was funny :P

[ThatAshleyChick7797]

wow lol

[bobik624]

this is quite funny, r some people not intelligent enough to understand this commercial?

[adamitshelanu]

don't believe him

[EbonyyBlackk]

LOL

[animelover2262]

???

[meesromijn]

just search for: Walk in Fridge

[leeflailmarch]

It's not really funny, but amusing... Does the witness protection program pay for everything for you when you move/change identities?

[sweetchick204]

I live in holland, so I have to hear this kind of lame jokes every single day!! and when i don't laugh they ask didn't you get it -__-

[TyeDye07]

lmfao

[MindUrBizzness]

ahhh cmon its a lil funny geez

[Keilyvip]

hahahaha

[13rewersfan52]

lol

[AttomicallyLOL]

lawl this is funny

[CCCCXD]

this commercial is forbiden for americans....it's too hard for them to understand...

[whateverum]

@CCCCXD There is a reason why us Americans don't find these commercials funny. Not because we don't understand them, but because they are really NOT FUNNY.

[troyucksa]

na lol it is funny!! maybe u just lack the sense of humor xD peace

[BlazingInferno77]

@whateverum maybe u guys just lack a sense of humour

[TWchronic]

@BlazingInferno77 or maybe we have a great sense of humour. cmon, i live in a black neighborhood. this is weak compared to what i hear everyday

[Saxonandproud]

@whateverum and because it's directed at you

[Grafbanaan]

@CCCCXD

Yeh i think ur right haha

[venkmanjones]

@CCCCXD As a American let me see if I can "understand" this very complicated commercial. Guy hides from Mob, guy gets broadcast on T.V. giving away his location? Yeah, we had "Funny" commercials like this too.....20 years ago. This was weak. Maybe your country just has low expectations when it comes to comedy.

[uzumakimounir]

@venkmanjones yeah dutch literally laugh at everything and the lamest jokes I ever heard comes out of their mouth

[FischiPiSti]

@venkmanjones

Oh yeah sex jokes are much better.

The look on the guys face alone sold me

[MythbustersRule1]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[herbaissimo]

OMERTA falls  lolz hahahahaha

[Nadiva8685]

not that funny

[darcysgurl]

@Nadiva8685 agree !

[FischiPiSti]

@Nadiva8685

I wholeheartedly disagree.

[hwieldr]

@Nadiva8685 It's a commercial for a Dutch insurance firm. They always have commercials where something goes very, very wrong at the end in an original and unexpected fashion. If you know that series, this does become funny indeed: mainly because of the originality and unexpectedness of the way it finally goes wrong after all...

[caliguy92]

thank you so much for explaing the joke...a joke is always very funny when someone explains it to you...

[pollotito234]

@caliguy92 huh..?? not funny, period.

[Borgs39]

Omerta Falls - simply brilliant :-)

[celticgreen5]

THEY WILL SEE HIS FACE ON THE NEWS! DUH!

[supermrgummybear]

i dont gwt it eather

[lucydrox]

i dont get it?

[69slipkn0t69]

by wining the money, he became known so now the gangster ppl are gona get him

[Electroposit]

@69slipkn0t69

Mob not the gang

[GuineaForce]

he was some snitch and he gave out some mafia guy and FBI put him in quite town where mafia will not find to kill him for telling where was the boss. but then those guys came and hes on TV. lol its not really funny.

[Arat1t1]

He moved there so that nobody would know whre he lives or who he is, adn then he gets on national television with his real name and home town XD

[stawmy]

@lucydrox the text says 'call your insurance'

[Chanceisthebomb]

@lucydrox hes supposed to be hidden but they put his face on tv so now people will know hes alive!

[asifnur2]

@lucydrox ur dumbass lol

[Tazzi2010]

this would totally happen to me.

no doubt about it.

[HYPHYDUM408]

Witness protection program is bullshit, how will you expect it to work when half the cops in the agency itself are insider men for goons...Scary shit.

[kaitopotat]

poooooor guy. hah.

[PhantomSin626]

lol thats good!

[egkg75]

dumb

[sharpSPEEDER]

watch it twice and you will understand !

[WastedDaze78]

kind of a rip off of Joe Dirt.... still don't know what the ad was for

[HYPHYDUM408]

How the hell is this a rip off of joe dirt?

[WastedDaze78]

@HYPHYDUM408 when Walken saved the kids but didn't want to be on the news. Maybe it's a petty arguement, but it is sort of the same concept as that part of the movie

[TheIpodGuitar]

Centraal beheer is a dutch Insurance thingy.

[picklehaley]

i dont get it???

[CptLeeroy]

he pointed out the gangster in the court, but he was in the witness protection program (which as stated they wipe out ALL of your records so you are a new man until it is over) so he had to be in it or be killed by the other gang members, but the put him in T.V so the other gangsters could easily find him

[kaitopotat]

I'm suprised you had to fucking explain this to them hahah.

[PhantomSin626]

because its in another lanquage probably better if you could read the product

[witsecgonebad]

OMG... this cracks me up every time I see it. I had something eerily similar happen to me, hehe...

[DavidBoettger]

bull shit

[ninie300]

hahahahahomg thats so funny

[galifan]

jajaj