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  • She can make me a blowjob

  • So impressed that you'd "consider" buying it. In other words you wouldn't buy it thus don't even recommend it. Well done.

  • They should make a mini one that you can hold in your hand.

  • Dyson Micro Bladed fan.

    *fixed

  • Why are they showing the computer model of buffeted air. I own a fan with blades. It does not buffet me with chopped air. The air is smooth. I'd only get a dyson bladeless fan knock off because it would be quieter.

  • great invention... :-)

  • So, shit will no longer hit the fan?

  • I think they should start marketing this to people who are allergic to dust.

  • @joiedejoiedejoie The dyson fan won't keep the dust down. If there is dust in the air, it will blow it in their face anyway, just like any normal fan. It's not a hepa filter.

  • @UnderManlac The usual fan easily gathers dirt (frame, blades) and is hard to clean. That's why I think this is good for those allergic to dust--the Dyson fan will allow for easier, and therefore more frequent, cleaning.

  • @joiedejoiedejoie I was interested in this type of fan, as I use a fan with blades in my room. I was interested until I saw the price. Then I did some research. They're noisy (akin to their dyson vacuum) and I read that all you get is a light breeze on the highest setting. Way weaker than a similar sized fan (say 12") that has blades. My fan does not "buffet" me with air, It's a pretty smooth feeling. That is just hype.

  • @joiedejoiedejoie As for the dirt on the blades and cage. The dyson fan has a fan in the base and the base has vents, which will draw dust too, and it would be much harder to clean that machine. I take the cage and blades off my fan periodically and clean them, no big deal. Take it apart once a week and you keep the dust from gathering.

    I'd consider buying one of those things if they were the price of a normal fan of the same size. It's not even remote controlled.

  • im canadian i dont need one

  • I don't understand why dyson is so great. Why buy an "air multiplier" for 300 dollars that will do absolutely nothing when I can buy an air conditioner for a little over 100 dollars? Or a simple fan that will easily cool my room for about 35? I just don't get it.

  • Yeah, but can you talk through it and sound like Darth Vader? NOT INTERESTED.

  • And we get very stinky? Go die you dumb brit

  • @ShowderedPugar

    Another example of american stupidity

  • @ShowderedPugar He said sticky, darling. And folks in the south...yeah, sadly, that's true for them.

  • so what if i put 20 fans behind each other ? can i like fly ?

  • Yes, because a 20 second long commercial for the swedish armed forces is really relevant for me, who wasn't welcome there in the first place... *sigh*

  • Just don't put to the high setting or it will create a worm hole

    

  • At 2:42 he should start to sing 'Big in Japan'. He mist a chance in there... :)

  • it has 15x irritating noise than normal electric fan

  • its a good practical product, but the way people hype is irritating

  • im big in japan!

  • They blatantly bone on the regular....

  • its basically a normal fan with a funnel on top of it, amazing...not

  • wouldnt have guessed it was a fan Dyson's bladeless fan

  • What's to prevent the internal impeller from getting saturated in dust? There's no filter, and no way to access the impeller to clean it.

  • Could you apply this same technology to rotary winged aircraft (helicopters and cargo planes)?

  • who is really going to buy this? something that has the same functionality as a fan, only more complicated and expensive

  • Saw some of these fanless fans in a store yesterday,was wondering where the air blowing in my face was coming from while I was walking.

  • This is so futuristic looking! Finally; we have an actual, commercial invention that looks futuristic enough to be depicted in a sci-fi 80's TV show!

    Yes! Know we are living!

  • I'll get that Dyson fan only if you can get that funny voice when you speak close to it.

  • they should call it iFan and brand it with apple would sell like hot buns. Apple buyers are already brainwashed to buy everything nicely overpriced.

  • next time brush your teeth !!!.

  • I'd buy it if i had 300$ just laying around, or i can get a 15$ fan with nothing wrong with it..

  • Blades are hidden in base and and air is channeled into ring thingy. Likewise your money is channeled into Sir James bank account. Sad to see legitimate innovation replaced by hyped-up deception.

  • That woman knows fuck all.

  • They're pretty neat, but I'll stick with my $30 desk fan...

  • doubles up as quidditch goal posts XD

  • I want one.

  • ..or i could just get an air conditioner for the same price.

  • That fan is far from silent...fucking liars!

  • Isn't this the thing that the snake lady in Blade Runner stuck her head through to dry her hair after her shower? Also yeah when I saw it I thought I'd buy one, but then I saw the price tag. Until it comes down to some kind of reasonable price, no thanks.

  • It costs a FORTUNE

  • IT USES BLACK MAGIC!!

  • This video is not infromative on the fan at all..... tell us how it works please.

  • Why have you got that stupid annoying "music" over the top of your video, we can't hear what you are saying. the music adds nothing but noise and annoyance and I'm turning the video off before it's run more than a minute. aaaarrrrhgggggggggg

  • Huh!! China copied it.. and it's even better .. and cost a quarter of the price..

  • so its a low powered fan. ok

  • lmaoo its a piece of shit...

  • wow, saw counterfeits on ebay as well, straight from hong kong!

  • "Takes 1 unit of air and pumps out 16 units of air."

    Wow, that's cool, they should take it on the space rockets to Mars, they're wondering how they'll get enough oxygen... Now it will increase the pressure so they should make an air divider too...

  • I think you forgot to explain the most important part. IT HAS NO BLADES!!

  • @podthegod I think that was pretty much included in the "you can put your head through it" part xD

  • fay

  • I don't think traditional fan is bad because it does not have a smooth airflow.

    The constant airflow will make you get very cold and feel dizzy..That's why fans rotate side to side. Even air conditioners use flaps to create an uneven air flow.

  • Get real!  That Dyson bladeless fan probably doesn't move a whiff of air! Want lots of air flow? Get yourself a GE type AOU or an Emerson 29646 fan! And if you want a quiet fan, get a Fresh'nd-Aire circulator!

  • It defies the laws of physics.

  • Now I can stick my dick in a fan without getting cut

  • @jahashwah lol

  • dyson didn't hit it right on the price. That's why this product is failing. if he sold each one for under $50 then it would actually be worth it.

  • solution to those who complain about buffeting. BAM blower fan!!!! they use it everywhere and it supplies an even stream of air.

  • Wait...so the bladeless fan is powered by a blade fan?

    ...profitable nonsense

  • i couldn't play with it. i like regular fans, my voice sounds weird on them :D

  • 250 Euro for a fan ? ROFL are they kidding ... and it's not like it's BLADELESS bladeless, there's a normal bladed fan in the stand that pumps the air up into the halo.

  • It doesn't buffet you. You don't get buffeted.

  • @ryebreadreturn1 SOLUTION IS THE BLOWER FANS! SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY 300 BUCKS FOR A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THIS!

  • As far as I am concerned, if it has Dyson written on avoid it like the plague!

  • This technology is way to over priced to be in the market I believe, especially if it is mass produced

  • just uses air entrainment...a simple concept, hardly worth the price, and its too loud...open your window instead...

  • i wonder if u could build it on a bigger scale and use it to power jet engines. You wouldn't get birds jamming up turbines and causing accidents.

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  • So she basically tells us right of the bat that this does not give much air.

  • 2:53 does he say americans get sticky???

  • @slacker124 Yeah it's just a British term for hot, humid

  • If it feels like an open window... Then just open a fucking window...

  • she looked real sexy when her hair was blowing!!!

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  • how much were they paid to kiss ass this product? Well paid methinks...

  • what a bimbo

  • At 3:32 I was waiting for him to say ''it's a piece of SHIT!''

  • @geraldlkc lol i bet it used china parts inside =)

  • @geraldlkc A 12 yaer old kid "me" already did a homade version of this. I'm just uploading it

  • @geraldlkc Already happening. I saw a counterfeit version at a mall today.

  • @theperv584 ooooh poop. Same here in my country.

  • @geraldlkc You're right. It's already out and selling on ebay for a quarter of the price. I'm sure if it's been patented already, though I doubt if that does anything to deter the Chinese.

  • @Bonecrusher27WTF Nah...they'll still would go ahead doing it with some minor alterations or improvisations.

  • @geraldlkc its not that China copies the idea, its just the owners of this product will want a cheaper cost to create the product and mostly countries in Asia offers less expensive producing.(instead of $30/hour its like $10/day for each person). If more people demand for this product, its more likely it will start being shipped from China.

  • @geraldlkc They already have. LOL Available online, much cheaper.

  • @geraldlkc Go into your closet. Go in your house. Look at your phone.

    Unless you're carrying premium products, i.e. Samsung, German/Japanese vehicles, or high end furniture. EVERYTHING is made in China and south of the border.

    It won't be economically feasible to buy everything "Made in U.S.A." and not take a hit on your wallet. Unless self-sustainability is part of your repotoire or you hate everything that America stands for, capitalism, you really have no choice as an everyday consumer.

  • I think Dyson is a clever guy but only idiots will pay that much for a fan. Can get air conditioning for cheaper. Practicality will always beat looks, especially when the s*!t hits the fan.

  • poor review.

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  • This product has a 5000% markup. Minimum.

  • I don't have a problem with the technology but I feel he's lieing about it being bladeless. Call it an impeller or whatever it's a hidden fan blade redirecting the air.

  • @uplaterthanishouldbe

    Actually your wrong it could have ridges on the inside of the system that creates a cyclone of air which would produce a constant flow of air. It's actually pretty simple not sure why no one though of this before lol...

  • I'm pissed off. I swear all these top brands like Audi, Apple, Bose and Dyson get so much abuse on here. One word that describes these brands, quality. People say Bose headphones are over-priced, i own a pair and they are so comfortable, sound quailty is perfect, the perfect headphones, but so many people hate them. People also hate the Ipod, i just think the people who criticize such Iconic brands just can't afford them so they are pissed and they go for quantity rather than quality.

  • @calvinator9111111111 I'm with you on the hating. The people who whine are those who don't have the disposable income to spend on quality products. I'm buying this not just for the tech, but for the bloody good looks. I've been hating the prospect of having ugly fans for my new house, but this fan is welcomed anytime. One could spend less but yeah, everything in my house looks damn good and makes me feel good.

  • @ConvoyBot Yup exactly. People seem to forget about everything else apart from what it is meant for like headphones for example, everyone only thinks about sound quality which fair enough, is very important, but they totally forget the design, build quality, comfort, warranty, weight...

  • @calvinator9111111111

    I'm sorry man but you really just dont know what you are talking about when it comes to bose and the ipod. I am a sound engineer and I know real sound when i hear it.

    There is a joke in the business, no high, no lows, must be BOSE.

    If you really want to hear what REAL audio sounds like, take a listen at the shure SCL5's. BOSE are great for "what sounds good" but they have a seriously tuned response.

    As for the ipod, the headphone jack is WAY over amped.

  • @djetaine Right let's get this Bose argument straight. Bose are not shit. I think it would be safe to say 99.99999999% of people are not Audiophiles, but 60% appreciate good overall sound quality, these are just made up estimates but i don't think they are inaccurate by a long way. You can only hear 'real sound' when it comes from the actual instrument, every digital file looses some sound through compression, so Shure still isn't perfect, and most people arn't bothered enough to pay that much.

  • Awesome now i can throw a paper airplane through it and LaUnCh it at som1

  • This is a stupid waste of money.

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    This video is just a Butt kissing not a actual inspection or investigation.

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    There is still a motor blowing a fan in the bottom, and that fan still has blades.

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    In other words you are paying MORE money for a design that blows LESS air.

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    Only dyson can "re-invent" a product that costs more and does not work as well as the previous design.

  • When did these to take it apart? Inspectors

    My ass, break that pos open let's check it out

    That's how you inspect.

  • I rather have the fucking noise. I can't sleep without my noisy fan.

  • I was reading that a Japanese company already had this tech patented down to the exact design ... IN 1981! And Dyson said they were well aware of the patent before doing the exact same thing. Interesting.

  • Almost as loud as an Xbox 360... doesn't run quiet at all.

  • who wants to buy that shit

  • looks like a portel thing

  • that actually sounds loud haha

  • "it's pretty good, I like that."

    That's what she said.

  • wayyyyyy too expensive

  • The background music is so annoying.... :-(

  • Why not just open a window then?

  • @TheL33tBunny Because if you can get a constant stream of air, you wouldn't be buying a fan in the first place.

  • This is why I love the internet. So much ridiculous hate over a product. I like the concept. There is a blade, but much smaller and quieter that pumps out the air that a full size fan puts out. I hate those big fans because they are so noisy. I hope the price drops after the initial launch. It probably will.

  • its just a hollow ring with a fan that looks like a jet turbine in bottom

  • could helicopters use this technology?

  • @Whatruguysdoingman No, but hovercrafts could...

  • @Whatruguysdoingman The short answer is yes. The long answer is, if this thing costs $299 US for the smallest one, then something developed for a helicopter would have to be huge and also incredibly expensive. Also, helicopters operate off of a counter rotation system caused by the blade rotation. This would eliminate the need for a tail rotor and would likely manifest itself in the form of a tandem style helicopter [like the Chinook]

    Food for thought, but I'd love to see it!

  • oh i think i rather have a "bumpy" fan than pay 450$

  • omg who cares if the air comes out rough or smoothly seriously people what babies out there

  • Okay, this could be nice if you want a lower speed fan. But this ka-ka of regular fans 'chopping up' the air? Air is a fluid, you don't chop it. Marketing BS does not make up for 10 time the cost. I have an air filter fan which uses a squirrel cage type fan impeller which does the same thing.

    "Multiplying" air, what's next, free energy? BS! the unit may be more efficient at low airflow speeds, but a conventional fan can be made to be so as well.

    No, too much hype for this.

  • this won't cool down a room.. it just recirculates air and warms up the air with its motor.

    why would this be compared to an AC that actually cools down the temperature?

  • @sharpnova2 ...and a fan does what? The whole idea is recirculation. The motor of a fan gets pretty warm as well. I haven't experienced Dyson's fan, but I don't fancy that it'd get much hotter especially since it's powering a much smaller rotor than a full sized fan. You morons don't seem to think before spouting off.

  • @lividmonky i never said a fan was any different.

    they both warm up the rooms they're operating in. idiot.

  • the Blades are below inside the air-intake.

    so actually it does use Blades.

    It would have been real ground breaking if it was some sort of magneticOscilating technology but its not.

  • You guys are rediculous!!! How can you compare the energy efficiency of a "fan" to an AC?!!! I will definately not spend 199GBP to buy a "nice window breeze" LOL. Bad propaganda guys :) and by the way, I haven't experienced the fact that my old beautifull fan bumped me in the face. You guys need a good marketing team instead of these two idiots. lolol

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  • my AC can cool me 5 times faster and its 2 times cheeper.

  • £199 for a fan? The primary target is rich stupid people.

  • I'm just fine being smart and poor...

    And not having a big hole blown through my wallet!

  • doubt i will ever buy this,but stop being ignorant....you never feel like a circle of air coming to you,you feel bits,and you cannot deny that,thats what the blades do...either you are retarded if you didn't know that,don't use fans,or just wana call bullshit on this fan....only thing,its to expensive..

  • ill jerk off on this fan!

  • when i am done cooling off i can play some basketball

  • sure; hot weather during the summer .You have to get it.Humm

  • your all idiots...

    imagine this design only scaled down to computer and gaming console level...this could change computers

  • I never felt my fan bumped my face hahahahahahahahahahaahha!!!!!!­! WOW! The bullshit people say to sell new gadgets lmao!

  • If you cant see the fan blades well... its fan-less!!!.. lol...... IT DOES have fan blades Just because they are not visible does NOT mean it is without blades!

    Using this rationalization, when i go into public everyone i see must be homeless based on the fact i cant see their homes.Out of sight out of mind i guess lol.

  • @drsta84 It does not have fan blades. The suction from the small holes at the bottom of the device is done by a pressure pump. It changes the pressure to suck in a small amount of air to send over the wing design up top.

  • @yugiohsc it has fan blades.

  • it even doesn't turn around....

    that this CRAP...

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  • 0:20 a bubble ring

  • feels like a open window?how about save a couple hundred by sitting next to an open window

  • So...no more putting our faces in front of the fan and pretending to be darth vader? :(

  • Dyson is to transfer manufacturing of its vacuum cleaners from Malmesbury, Wiltshire, to the Far East with the loss of up to 800 jobs, it said today.

    This is how you reward british slaves?

  • @generatrix999 who cares about slaves am not black but but who care

  • Now if only we could invent a fan that would blow islam and the moslems and all their fucking mosques off the planet. And that cocksucker Hussein Obama too.

  • all of his products have either suck or blow

  • This is the worst fan ever. Get a real fan that actually moves air instead of making humming noises.

  • Dyson is kinda of like apple. Expensive.

  • The music is too loud, good review though.

  • It sounds just as loud as a regular fan. WTF.

  • welll unfortunately im a ruff american and i LOVE the industrial sized fans used in dry hole stadiums yes i own one its amazing if i want a breeze ill go outside if i want something that will blow me on my ass ill use a industrial fan lets face it this is an amazing invention and is the look into the future but this made me realize the future is only gonna be unnecessary improvements in our technology just like this cool but unnecessary.

  • @haseothepkker Yea, but this thing is small with a small little impeller powering it. Put an industrial size impeller in there and you can accelerate a shit load of air very fast.

  • You have got to be kidding me? Who did the market research for this...THING?

    I saw a price tag of $325.00 for this fan at the store. NO thanks...I will enjoy many other tower fans for $50.00 and under.

  • @maybelline77 The tower fans look nice too. =)

  • 300 dollars WTF?! thats bullshit

  • omg the robot voice in front of old fans is over :(

  • Someone should invent an ice pack system for it to place around the center of the rings a clipon or have an ice pack hanging down the center of the ring since there is no fan blades, the ice pack system would be a good idea during the summer time blues if you miss the feeling of Artic air in the winter seasons sometime. like an ice pack system would keep it like 30 dagrees cooler and save on normal AC cost.

  • wattt?????this makes absolutely no sense....who the fuck can really notice "choppy air" is wind not choppy itself...have we become that retarded to where we are that picky on how air or wind hits us in the face ....come on ppl lets put our minds to some better use..

  • designed by Stanley Kubrick?

  • Ill take choppy air for 10 dollars.

  • @kevw25 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's what I said to the kid when he showed me this contraption.