Brotherhood 2.0: January 17th

[stephiiee]

now i feel like doing this

[BorealisLinnea]

It's like he's saying "look at that!" every time it's in fast forward :)

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

AHHHHHHHHHH I wish I'd seen this much sooner. The end was hilarious. That would have totally made my day.

Video #13: Check. DFTBA. Love you all.

[WTBman2011]

Who else wants to know the conversation between Hank and libertarian?

[thephilipfn]

Haha, when Hank fast-forwarded the card house-building, I was like "NO HANK YOU'RE MOVING TOO FAST YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK IT DOWN!"

[MelissaDandel]

Were I the only one that breathed heavily through my nose, mimicing Hank?

[glic6616]

A wild AWESOME appears. It's super effective!

[FlargTheKitty]

Hank's sped-up noise of frustration is one of my favorite things ever :D

[tesgnol]

Hank, are you aware that mice edited the footage of rehr card house.

[WithYouImHome]

So... I'm writing a research paper for class right now. Sort of. And I'm also watching vlogbrother's videos from the beginning. I'll write for a little bit and then watch a couple of videos. Not such a bad technique, for the record. You should try it. Whoever 'you' is :P

[flyingforever891]

Chipmunk Hank. This should be done.

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[caitlindsmith]

I find it funny that these are called Brotherhood videos, and the first story of Hank's business card house looks vaguely like the Abstergo logo. Except that it has four points instead of three.

[legallyyellow]

Thank you Hank for yet again teaching me another cool thing! :))

[SadUsaChan]

gross but weirdly satisifing to watch

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

I like how his statement of that he was sick and tired was for once literal.

[thecolourhoneydew]

Aw, hyperspeed!Hank is so cute!

[sister2heidi]

I used to make card houses like that when I was little O_O;

[alexis474542]

Sped up vocalisations FTW XD

[PlasticTourist]

:57 - Breathing is not your thing, Hank, it's Craig's.

[ninjanerd98]

Alvin's house fell!

[jhark515]

after seeing this video, I laughed for over 10 minutes. just letting ya know

[animeXinuyashallaa]

lol it all came crashing down

[TheseMusicalLyrics]

As I'm watching this, to the side there is an advert on 'FREE BUSINESS CARDS!' I laughed for ages, then realised that it's probably not very funny to everyone else. Awesome.

[lunazulaivarsson]

LOL Now I can do this.

[JazzySnazzy09]

I laughed so hard when the card house fell. I was expecting it, but then again, I kind of wasn't, so instead of being surprised, I just laughed, haha.

[beccahatescornflakes]

I like that the advert at the side is for business cards :)

[Jahwnlemonjello]

Am I the only one who thinks that the base looks kind of like a swastika?

[dreamr3j]

love the card house!! very professional looking. now i should get some badly printed name cards to make my own card house

[10z8935]

I got bored and slowed down the card stacking sped up moments. Yes, I am a devoted nerdfighter.

[Firenzeni]

I love how you called the cards 'guys'.

[kristineshaheen]

This would be stronger if you build the base wider before you progress upward, and much more awesome.

[spidermanandsnape]

I cracked up so hard with your fast forwarded AH at the end. I love it when things are fast forwarded

[DemigodFan]

Dude . . . you have seventeen pages of reviews for this video . . . Of a guy building a card house . . . Why can't I build a card house? . . . I love you Hank . . . In a totally non-creepy way that was brought on by extreme boredness/tiredness . . . Will you guys even read my comments? . . . And why does my mom think that calling me a nerd ( which isn't even an insult) will make me join in sports?

[spidermanandsnape]

@DemigodFan fight the peer pressure!

[DemigodFan]

@spidermanandsnape amen to you my brother!

[DemigodFan]

Dude . . . I actually jumped when the card house fell . . . I haven't had that reaction since I found out puppy sized elephants aren't real yet . . . Really, I was all like French the Llama that was such a perfectly functioning card house that just fell down for no reason . . . Why did you do that Hank? . . . What does having a perfectly functioning card house even mean?!?!?!?!?!?! . . . I'm soooo tired . . .

[lemonice2700]

@DemigodFan Oh no, puppy sized elephants DID exist like... I'm guessing but I'm gonna say around 4000 years ago? Maybe? Don't quote me on that. But they did exist- a bunch of elephants got trapped on an island so they kept breeding themselves smaller and smaller and eventually they were dog sized... but then they died out. John did a video on it!

[cptncatholi]

One should not eat popcorn while watching Brotherhood 2.0 videos.... please excuse me while I work on cleaning my laptop....

[spidermanandsnape]

@cptncatholi I believe I did the same thing with marshemellows

[alicia0950]

Is anyone else strangely amused by the high-pitched sped up voice of Hank?

[kevinearlturner]

Do we know about how many viewers they had when they started this?

[Tat2ice]

First time I heard the word awesome in these videos =D =D

[Tat2ice]

First time I heard the word awesome in these videos =D =D

[JessieLightyear]

Man Hank really does talk faster!

[maniac5231]

I already know how to make a card house. In fact, I made a circular card house out of five complete decks. It was pretty epic. I was very bored back in 5th grade.

[desertthief14]

Fast-forward Hank = Made of win

[shoelace07]

I love these old B2.0 videos :]

[themunchkym]

Woah, woah woah! Breathing is Wheezy's thing!

[bekibooza13]

i have the same socks.....

[hgpot]

I wanna know what you said at the end of the video :|

[boonhii]

i loved the chipmunk noises lol :)

[BadBloodwillout]

breathing is weezy's thing hank

[brilliantbroonette]

ANGRY CHIPMUNK HANK

[JazzyFizzleDrummers]

I have the exact same pants!

[DarkCandyShop]

... when do they get happy and enthusiastic?

[jimmjimm6699]

i love the honey comb style

[MissKriekentaart]

Your voice is weird.

Is funny to me.

[Fantasyworld79]

So I've decided to watch all of them. from day one. :D My goal is to finish by the end of june.

[Aphrodite29134]

@Fantasyworld79 im doing the same thing :)

[artvandelay13]

I have that same Narnia poster!

[coolster]

It was just a simple thing but I literally Lol'd when the cards fell, great episode..

[tHEmANICbEAUTY]

three years later aand i still laugh hysterically when the video speeds up and Hank turns into a chipmunk.... or Foamy the Squirrel... Either way.. FUNNY

[MarioCort]

12 vid cmnt

[sineadsmithh]

Im going to go steal some of my parents buiness cards from upstairs now and make a card house the right way  :)

[SilhouetteSymphonies]

I have a cold right now and I think fate hates me because I decided to watch this and now I'm totally seeing Hank having a clear nose being rubbed in my face.

[CriminalCandyscum]

Haha, I used to build card houses like that when I was a kid because I thought it looked like the Flintstones house...except that it's higher. I don't really get why thought so. I mean, the Flintstones house? It doesn't look like that xD

[smeilly30]

yay for breathing through noses!!! cause breathing through your mouth is unnattractive. just saying. oh! and it makes your lips chapt.

[TheAnonymousViewer]

The first thing I though when I saw the first level was that it looked suspiciously like a swastika. LOL. Love the ending, though.

[GravityProductionz]

hahah lol

[superbubbleaquapower]

OMG the last thing made me crack up as quietly as possible (one occupant of the house is asleep, another is, I think, under the impression that /I'm/ asleep, and another is out, so he doesn't matter in this attempt to crack up quietly). I have to watch that again. That was awesome. 5 stars.

[superbubbleaquapower]

[after having watched the last part again] LOL. I'm watching it again.

[msfadingflower]

Someone in my apartment slammed a door while I was watching this and I literally thought it was going to make the business card house tip over...

[iluvjoejonasmorthanu]

XD the end

"fjieoeow"

[SiennaElderly]

Jammie pants ftw!

[Venomonous]

hahahaaaa xD I totally lmao at the last chipmunk bit.

[monkeyface1221]

lol... the last chipmunk sigh of failure.... classic (:

your awesome hank, but you probably already knew this :D

[WilmaBridget]

What is your job, Hank?

[ThePupwiththeMost]

Have you been to France??

because you said bon, and wah la.

[xDangerousCupcakex]

LOL! Hank's chipmunk voice.

[xDangerousCupcakex]

"It's Wednesday, January 17th...

... and I can't see a fucking thing." XD

[PEYTOONIE]

And this guy..

and that guy.

And then this guy..

[littlemissschy]

all of hank's screenshots are the same...

[InsideItAll]

And this is a bad thing why?

[Tardis910]

Jammie pants!!!!!

[writerAngel7]

end of this video = hilarious moment of the day!!! thanks for the laughs, hank!

[Seishinbunretsusho]

Thank you for that tutorial!  Now I can make a Radiohead reference.

[artvandelay13]

yes!! forget about your house of cards...

[roxanney4]

yeah for card houses!

[roocarpal]

I always film in jammie pants, don't worry

[wwrd87]

Now I want to make a card house! :)

[BeWaReoFCLaRe]

HAHA

Awesome!

[senorsqueakydesk]

I tried building a card house but gave up after about 5 minutes of frustration. I don't have much...uh...stick-to-it-tivene­ss.

[pantslesswrock]

I like betting which of my friends will become which Portland stereotypes in the future - libertarian, drugged-out hippy, conservative loner, pineapple salesman, you know, the usuals.

[Drgon90]

lol at 3:05

[McDooGz]

Place a lit candle in the center of each story of the house. =D

[NerdfighterAnna]

lol Now, I'm gonna make one of those :D

[ChameleonToes]

I love you guys. :D

[karenergy]

13: "One episode after another of wonderful intelligent foolishness and important goofiness, mixed with some infomative stuff of value". vlogbrothers blurb by karen.

Can't wait until the next episode!!

[Brighteh]

LOL 3:05

[Painfoot]

The part at the end was awesome

[suchducks]

10. Oh, Hank, how many times do I have to say this? That's not just snot! That's your awesome leaking out!

[Kimmiko]

I think that little high pitched gibberish after the card house falls down, is my favorite. I'm sitting here at 2 in the morning laughing so hard I can't stop. I don't know why, but that just struck me as funny.

[preesidentboosh911]

13. yeah dude seriously jammy pants are wicked. wearing some right now.

[valerie2776]

13: There is NOTHING wrong with jammy pants!

[imperfecttt]

12:I tried to make a house of cards. Don't ask.

[hptwilighter]

Comment 12: LOL Misprinted Buisness Card Jenga!!!

[Amiryfey]

Love the ending. I'm wachting all of the videos now and commenting on each one, I hate how you have to solve a captcha every 3 comments!

[DittoFreak]

Comment 11:

hehehe

[asktheshoes]

MY BIRTHDAY! XD

[kira902k]

wow. its so odd to watch hese old videos. before nerdfighting had commenced.

awesome card house though1

[Maryangel24]

what a cool card house!

[elphabaforever]

he says "our viewers" not "NERDFIGHTERS"

omg this is old-skl vlogbros

[reb1391]

i luv the angry high pitched squeaking at the end :)

[undercoversandwich]

Wow...you are S( different now!!

I'd never gone back and watched the early videos! haha

[Imij11]

Those are some sweet awesome jammie pants

[AwayWithOutLove]

12th VIDEO COMMENT!!! Lol. The end was hilarious . . . it was like hearing a chipmunk shout out at the top of his lungs after being denied a nut or berry or something . . . I don't really know what chipmunks eat . . . same thing as squirrels, I suppose? Anywho . . . I never really took the time to appreciate it, but the opening to Brotherhood 2.0 is pretty funny! It's all soft and delicate and then . . . WHAM!! You know? Well, of course you know. You made it. Did you? Love the Jammiepants!

[XSesshyXHeartachesX]

Poor Hank

[zipper630]

That card house looked like an example of post modern architecture.

[guitarnerd50]

lol umm, ya thats how i learned to stack cards but I cant get passed the first story lol

[livvea]

Really, Hank, about the 15-minute-nose-blowing thing, too much information. TMI. Ooh, that sounds good (I mean the TMI thing... XD).

[mkline02]

no one could inhabit that house.

[Meerabobeera]

ooh that's so sad

it died =(

[yhelotharqtpi]

haha, sgtpeppers, I just did the same thing!

and this is like, what, my third time watching it?

[sgtpeppers10]

i want you to know i emitted a strange, bark-like yell when the cards collapsed. it's 2:27 am and my mother is asleep. oops.

[StarAbbie]

love the noises

[benjkitz]

Cool tip, looks a lot more stable than the triangle style, though it seems to be more a card apartment block than a card house.

[NoOtherRoad]

My dad has those socks.

[miomonster]

omg i love the voice at the end! hahhaa

[lunanimal]

Makes me wonder what you were babbling about during all those fast-forwards

[AClownNamedMarie]

Me too...

[andrewBsoweird]

you can use the cards to make eco friendly curtains! :D like poke 2 holes at the top and two at the bottom and string them together!

[beccaislikewhoa]

Nice jammys.

haha.

XD

[FilmStripses]

At the end, that noise.... it made my DAY!!!!

[Lizador]

I think I have that same pair of jammie pants!

The end is the best!

[VioletPolaris]

Haha, I love the noise at the end when they fall. Since it's sped up...just so silly! XD

[TheMothafukkinStar]

I LOVE YOU HANK!

[dracoIicious]

Hahaha Jammie pants! I wear mine all the time. If I don't have to go anywhere on the weekend, chances are I'm wearing my pajama pants all day. They're just really comfortable!

[mysterialite]

Dear Hank;

1. "Two pounds of mushy goo" -LMAO.

2. Thank you.

Love,

mysterialite

[Loves2Sing86]

hahahaha

[green0twigg]

The end was hilarious. and you're jammy pants are so jokes!

[Decembers]

oh man, those card people are gonna be PISSED

[rumblechick]

i reckon its a card apartment building

[Angieanything]

I <3 jammie pants!!! You are awesome and adorable!!!

[andieisdandie]

it kinda looks more like a card apartment building.

[hereonearth88]

love the jammy pants. you could never forget to be awesome

[CetaGirlPBN]

Hah! I have made card houses that were FAR SUPERIOR!

I had a lot of time on my hands as a child.

[ishallcallyounarfba]

Wow. You thumbs-downer people are harsh!

[Silver1226]

THat was great, and I loved him yelling at it in chipmunk voice ^__^

[PrynceTV1]

lol the best part

[SimplyKell]

My favourite part

[sexygeeky]

the noise at the end was beyond hilariously awesome

[Rayers]

LOL, your funny.

[MyteeSooperox]

i love the feeling of being able to breathe after nasty stuffiness

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

going through vicios stuffiness and throat-wrenching coughing

i miss breathing

[CrayfordDresden]

Lol. not a fake lol, a real lol.

[PemaDolma]

i was genuinely upset at the end when the amazing awesomerrific card house fell down.

[nerdfighter7]

Profetional card stackers. Hmmmmmmmm. I wonder how much they get paied.

[SunFire1051]

lol cool way to stack card for a card house... I did not know that before

You learn something every day.

[mmcf08]

hooray for jammies and chipmunk voices!!!!! woot!

[EvilTrailMixFan]

Yes! I thought it was so funny when he was on the floor and scooted in super speed. The chipmunk just made it all that much more amazing.

[mmcf08]

i know!!! i love these guys!!! theyre so hilarious, but dont even try!!

[LindseySubtlyInked]

They even thought they were bad at it! Silly boys.

*Sigh* Hank is amazing.

I bet you're surprised to get a response to this after two months. Well guess what?! I'm watching them all again!

[RocktheFox]

lol jammy pants

[EdWont]

Haha, thanks for the tips on building houses of cards. I have a strange feeling that it'll come in handy some day.

[regularguy5mb]

Hey, let him wear jammy-pants.  He's building a card house of awesome!

[rachelallencamus]

the audio on this is hilarious!

[humancow2392]

ending is so much fun!

[jamespearson]

YAY MY BIRTHDAY!

[seeso]

Ha hha ha ha!!

[eddplant]

good grief, total roffle at the end there. awesome.

[StrAwBeRryButteRcuP]

lol@the ending...

[escapadeq]

the ending made me laugh too

[kitkatbyte]

I didn't even realize people build card houses any other way! In any case, you demonstrated it very well. The ending made me laugh.

[shecancreate]

just watching you make that card house made me nervous

[alexcastellanosleon]

thanks for teraching me how to stack cards

[AlatarielLuthien]

uh... shouldn't you just recycle the cards? since they're... ya know... for ecogeek? =P

just a suggestion.

[tokyosweetheart]

haha the speed talking was silly ^-^

[Lexaaa21]

ahahahahaha!! sweeet. try again

[VoraciousLime]

he's making a schwastika!