there's a better solution than this. It's much simpler. Just eat two servings of vegetables like brocoli, spinich, salad or any other green leafy vegetables and eat 3 dried plums and problem solved! works like a charm
These past couple of weeks I've been taking stool softeners and Metamucil. I've been drinking lots of water and orange juice and I've also been eating prunes, Special K, Activia, and blueberries. I just took took a dump and boy was it comfortable.
This reminds me of a time once when I was in high school and one of the little kids on my bus told me that he actually got sent to the principal's office by his teacher for saying the word, "constipation". :lol: I so remember how anal retentitive some of the teachers were in my primary school.
@90talisten : There is a complete sluggish bowel regimen for constipation, we will repost it on the 4chango or Hevnawe channel based on subscribers requests.
I tried the flaxseed. It would work for a day, but then it didn't feel like it was enough to really relieve me. The only thing that worked for me was harsh laxatives, but then when I went off those, I didn't go for two weeks. It's like my bidy just won't let it go.
Nice video dude good information on constipation. I too have a blog related to constipaiton. I have ore remedies for constiation. If you are interseted pls. checkout.
WHEN YOUR SHIT IS TOO BIG TO POOP OUT YOU GO IN THE SHOWER..HAVE ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER RUNNING...YOU SQUAT AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY SIZE POOP OUT THIS WAY.
@chocobiscuit5y468275 HAHA i know what mean buddy!!! I ate some laxative chocolates and and hour later i farted.....it wasn't a fart, i shit my pants.
I had surgery 4 days ago and haven't taken a shit since then. I had a shit up my ass that was putting me through immense pain and intestinal pressure to the point it hurt to piss. The shit kept crowning but, my body fucking sucked it back in - withdrawing more water from it. About an hour ago, I finally took that shit after days of suffering from "false shit events". I had to reach up my ass with my middle finger and DIG THAT SHIT OUT MY ASS when it crowned. I feel so much better man.
The shit had the consistency of wet thick SAND and was the size of a bar of soap. It was a 2 on the Bristol Stool chart. It smelled like solid pipe sewage rather than a typical shit. The worst part of the ordeal was trying to sleep not knowing if I was gonna die from constipation. The worse thing about being sick is you can't remember or imagine what it's like to be well. I been drinking prune juice, docolax and broth for the past few days. I'm gonna drink more water.
IT'S the NEXT DAY and I just took a shit normally. I felt my anus stretch to the point of pain, but, the shit passed normally and now I'm feeling a lot better. You have to make the distinction between BEING CONSTIPATED and IMPACTED FECES. If you have impacted feces, you may have to do what I did and manually remove the shit from your anus with a finger. impacted feces only gets drier - harder to pass - and backs up the other feces till you die or get surgery
@ViolentWhiteMan In fact, sometimes fiber does not help. Check out gutsense.org and hydro-c. Intersting stuff hope it helps. In the meantime, miralax may help soften the shit
I'm shitting normally now. Haven't had any problems. Drinking V8 fusion and prune juice. Every now and then some shit sneaks out my ass and I have to change my drawers, but, other than that I'm doing great :P
I had "impacted feces". At that point there was nothing that could be done except manual removal. It took me 3 days to shit and I was in pain for most of it.
@ViolentWhiteMan: I understand I can not begin to tell you how many patient we had that needed manual removal. The regimen will help you to avoid this issue in the future.
i miss my regular sh*ts ...I used to take granted of them and neglect them when they needed ..now they are dumping me and making my life hell...plz come back to me..i'll attend to you every night and never let you down (well figuratively speaking anyway)
This is what I do..It always works for me I SING! When youre pooping, when youre pooping you go (push hard) you go (push hard) Where your conctipated, when youre conctipated you push hard you push hard its the same tune as frere juaca
If you feel bad , think bout me I;ve been constipated for 4 and a half months . Im only 12 for god sake !! My parents refuse to take me to the docter and I have to reli on Dulcolax which gives me Diahrea . Prunes dont help neither does Prune Juice or that cereal stuff . A few days ago there was at least 2 or 3 tablespoons of blood in my poop . I think I have Colon Cancer . Help me !!
@Lauren1561 Ask them to buy Miralax. That's what the doctors prescribed for my kid. Your parents can buy the cheaper Walgreen's or CVS's generic brand. Drink water. Then go to a website called gutsense.org and research hydro-c. Share this w/ your parents. The website says you have to order $50 minimum, but your paretns can email them and they may say you don't have to spend so much $. Good luck! make sure your parents read about what the man on gutsense has to say about fiber.
There another way.... When you have a presentation for class the next day and talk in front of 200 people . You get a nervous stomach the morning of then boom problem solved
Step one: eat shitloads of grain. Step two: shit when your stomach hurts. Optional: take. Fucking laxative you dumbasses -_-
SableQueanVilaya12 3 days ago
So, howcast wants me to do yoga pooses in the school bathroom? Really?!
MegaRissa33 5 days ago
I was eating a sundae, but the i saw this
Tigersfishtanks 1 week ago
0:08 Don't let the door hit ya where the lord split ya :P
XxMarMarx 1 week ago
u can't eat raw rhubarb
midnightomg 2 weeks ago
@midnightomg yea u can
awel69 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you went onto the diarrhea vid next :)
TheMinecraftman42 2 weeks ago 2
Do ur at school and ur constipated... Lie down in the stall and do yoga... WAIT! I think I might have some rhubarb in my locker!
manderitup 4 weeks ago 2
Thumbs up if you were laughing throughout the whole thing =p
ilkethewordpeople43 4 weeks ago 21
its hard tho when you dont do the grocerys:(
guttedism 4 weeks ago
1:20 Pooping.... LIKE A BOSS
lekerdecker 4 weeks ago
how will this help if im peeing and a guy walks in...?
MechGamerProductions 4 weeks ago
I'm sticking to eating fiber and fruit... Plus I bleed when I take dumps thats why Im'm eating healthuer
DragonXhatena 1 month ago
why am i here?
TearsOfAmity 1 month ago
@TearsOfAmity i dont know
gangster4208 3 weeks ago
step 1. drink prune juice
did you know that toilets are made of porcline
isaac161000 1 month ago
there's a better solution than this. It's much simpler. Just eat two servings of vegetables like brocoli, spinich, salad or any other green leafy vegetables and eat 3 dried plums and problem solved! works like a charm
MessageInBlood1 1 month ago
YEAH CUZ IM GOING TO EAT RUHBURB AND DO YOGA WHEN IM TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP
MsCuteBuzz 1 month ago
LOL!
IILostLoveII 1 month ago
Step 1: don't be constipated
SolarPiez 1 month ago
Just eat some Fiber One bars, drink some water, and wait 2 hours. There ya go.
IwillKillYourCereal 1 month ago
just push like you are giving birth. works all the time
TheCrasella 1 month ago
Step 1: take a shit
PykohYT 1 month ago
Sittin on the toilet 0_• the video didnt help.
FragileLilPenguin 1 month ago
Kalamata olives seem to help me go to the toilet.
rosepetal29 1 month ago
Just turn Super Saiyan
MatoroX 1 month ago
There hands r facing the rong way.....
ToughLoves 1 month ago
Step 1: Drink Prune Juice....
18945able 1 month ago
To much activa makes me nauseous, then the other.
Kurvegurl 2 months ago
@Kurvegurl yes i agree once i had too much activa made me get a dirarriea
TheCrasella 1 month ago
just push as hard as u can it works for me
TheCrasella 2 months ago in playlist Digestion
@EricHarrisIsGod666 try drinking a saline laxative if u still have the problem
Natman890 2 months ago
Is that drawing thing a girl or boy?
StephanieB1010 2 months ago
@StephanieB1010 boy
TheCrasella 1 month ago
I'll bet he was really popular in crowds. NOT!
TheDano1947 2 months ago
@TheDano1947 who was popular in crowds
TheCrasella 1 month ago
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@TheCrasella OK I give up, who was popular in crowds?
TheDano1947 1 month ago
O.o they show eating the rhubarb leaf! That's poisonous, it can result in severe swelling of the tongue and throat and fluid filled blisters.
mousehole666 2 months ago
i watched this on my toilet.
jacobwritz 2 months ago
? Circling him butt? XD
mycrazycatXD 2 months ago
lmao @ the Ass. fabulous hwo ever drew that.
Love2Expresss 2 months ago
I'm constipated but I don't like rhubarb
xAyaLollikies 2 months ago
Did she say like a g ?
hellokitty143ish 2 months ago
I bet when people looked this up they were on thw toilet.... Like me rofl
Cabage4ever 2 months ago
Drink pear juice.XD
cupcakegretchengirl 2 months ago
I flagged this video for mooning... jk jk xD
wtiny2 2 months ago
step 1: Prune Juice
LittleMizzBrownEye 3 months ago
I swear, ehow has a video for EVERYTHING!!
Keepsmiling57 3 months ago
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These past couple of weeks I've been taking stool softeners and Metamucil. I've been drinking lots of water and orange juice and I've also been eating prunes, Special K, Activia, and blueberries. I just took took a dump and boy was it comfortable.
BarrySTFUSrsly 3 months ago
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BarrySTFUSrsly 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you're sitting on the toilet watching this!
BONNIEJDAVIS 3 months ago 30
so funny thank you lol
queenasia777 3 months ago
funny how i need to shit now and i'm watching this video
deathzcruzer 3 months ago
0:34 - 0:37
and tap that area
hahah lmfao
DGuido865 3 months ago
step one keep taking a shit till done.
did you know poop is just waste of the body
mlister341 3 months ago
Step 1: Pull down your trousers (No matter where you are!)
Step 2: Start to push!
Step 3: Ask for a napkin and then pull up your trousers.
szakiricky 3 months ago
thumbs up if your your not even constipated! :D
greenbeast1345 3 months ago
Step 1: EAT LOTS OF CHEESE
CowsSayMooFo 3 months ago
anyone who has colon issues should drink aloa vera juice, it heals and cleans the walls of the colon
firedmotion 3 months ago
hahaha that dude is awesome, excercising while he is on the toilet:P
firedmotion 3 months ago
I'm watching this just for the fun of it :3
XLindsayxLachrymoseX 3 months ago
You don't eat rhubarb leaves...howcast are you trying to kill us?
Victim20121 4 months ago
eat more fruits/salad and squat when you poop. drink water...
Kanashto 4 months ago
rubarb leave are toxic noob
bestfrproduction1 4 months ago
This reminds me of a time once when I was in high school and one of the little kids on my bus told me that he actually got sent to the principal's office by his teacher for saying the word, "constipation". :lol: I so remember how anal retentitive some of the teachers were in my primary school.
PrincessKLS 4 months ago
What if its to big to come out?
christianscott123 4 months ago
@ coolgirl200800 i knoww!! Lol
cutiepie123461 4 months ago
Read the tags
Coolgirl200800 4 months ago
WTF healthy food is too much these day bananas are like $15.00 aus but lollies are way cheaper
Coolgirl200800 4 months ago
Did they really have to show his ass??!!?!
blackkittys668 4 months ago
im screwed.. im half asian .. NO RICE!?!
IamInsperational 4 months ago
step one take petpmo gizmo done!
kkk345ify 4 months ago
im waiting for a video on how to wipe my ass
MultiPopularvids 4 months ago 74
@MultiPopularvids Wipe ur ass? Just fold toilet paper twice, wrap it around your finger and rub it against your anus
ComedyLoverGirl 3 months ago
@ComedyLoverGirl kool but i want a video on it :)
MultiPopularvids 3 months ago
how did the constipated math teacher solve his problem?
he just worked it out with a pencil.
athensrose13 4 months ago
5 apples a day, works for constipation
mathapersad 4 months ago
On the throne as we speak..
music4ismylife8 4 months ago
Hippocrates' breath must have RANKED!
MERCYwoop 5 months ago
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OMG THANK YOU!!!!! Really helped :)
ISwagHD 5 months ago
This doesn't really help a rock hard piece of shit that's been stuck up your arse for two days.
SnappyPenguins 5 months ago
Awesome and constipation SUCKS! Thanks for the awkward...yet helpful tip.
DumbDuo123 5 months ago
thanks for the help
Num1Zombieslayer 5 months ago
man watching this making me wanna go take shit xP
cillitafresh92 5 months ago
I have constipation now, its painful and unfunny :(
90talisten 5 months ago
@90talisten : There is a complete sluggish bowel regimen for constipation, we will repost it on the 4chango or Hevnawe channel based on subscribers requests.
4chango 4 months ago
the animation is so cute
tullipsarewhite 5 months ago
I tried the flaxseed. It would work for a day, but then it didn't feel like it was enough to really relieve me. The only thing that worked for me was harsh laxatives, but then when I went off those, I didn't go for two weeks. It's like my bidy just won't let it go.
Rosebunse 5 months ago
0:31 "and cross your arms in front of you like a G..." G SIX!!!
R0gueB0y123 5 months ago
Furazalidon
TheMitsu9999 5 months ago
Look at the tags…
TheAwesomeBunny1 5 months ago 84
@TheAwesomeBunny1 LOL I love Howcast...
flyersphan111 3 months ago
@flyersphan111 me tooooo i love howcast. will u marry howcast
TheCrasella 1 month ago
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MyAssTasteLikeAcid 5 months ago
@ 0:10 nice ass u damn fatty!
MyAssTasteLikeAcid 5 months ago
Go to Wendy's and drink a milkshake.
randomnessie89292 5 months ago
nice ass
TheCoolgirl2468 5 months ago
- Excuse me, can i borrow you're stool i need to go to the bathroom ?
- Why is the ligth bulbs burn already ?
merlinchanelle 5 months ago
make it easier by putting your feet on a stool no punn intended
3queenbee 5 months ago 3
Nice video dude good information on constipation. I too have a blog related to constipaiton. I have ore remedies for constiation. If you are interseted pls. checkout.
w(w)w . remedies-for-constipation . or(g)
Dimpygb 5 months ago
huh ill go get some bran and some prunes
jowasky1 5 months ago
Lol. Stickman's butt.
UtterlyNotSure 5 months ago
what are doin?
yoga...uughhh!
wtf...u shitted on the fuckin foor!
Nigelzanproductions 5 months ago
@IvyTheBunny bwahhahahahahaha hahahahaha rotfl
thebestiebookie 5 months ago
Wow, so you eat the rhubarb leaves (which are poisonus) and die. Constipation aaaaall better!
IvyTheBunny 5 months ago
@IvyTheBunny You can find other ways to eat the plant. They have rhubarb pie, so it can't all be poisonous.
Rosebunse 5 months ago
This was in my recommendations. Fun.
KVLT6991 5 months ago
Uhmm so yoga during trying to take a dump..?! :D
iSayrawr95 6 months ago
DAmn Banana!
crisislord00 6 months ago
XDXDXDXdXDxdxdxdxdx I WaS DiEING THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE VIDEOXD
cupcakegretchengirl 6 months ago
LIKE A GENIE! haha reminds me of patrick star
hersheyslvr23 6 months ago
This happened to me on an airplane.
percyjacksonkid2017 6 months ago
WHEN YOUR SHIT IS TOO BIG TO POOP OUT YOU GO IN THE SHOWER..HAVE ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER RUNNING...YOU SQUAT AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY SIZE POOP OUT THIS WAY.
angiedollphase 6 months ago
Damn!! I was shitting in my toilet and my shit wont come of!!! I mean its like stuck in my ass and its like wiggly!! and it fucking hurts!!
fluffypuppy10 6 months ago
@fluffypuppy10 okay......smooth one.........lol
BeyonceLoverNumber1 6 months ago
@BeyonceLoverNumber1
lol
fluffypuppy10 6 months ago
@fluffypuppy10 :D
BeyonceLoverNumber1 6 months ago
I've had my experience with laxatives before...
-.- never again...
chocobiscuit5y468275 6 months ago 3
@chocobiscuit5y468275 HAHA i know what mean buddy!!! I ate some laxative chocolates and and hour later i farted.....it wasn't a fart, i shit my pants.
tuck5550 6 months ago
Uhhh how about just eat fiber to avoid ALL this.
KatsumiM48 6 months ago
i was at school
aeroaa2 6 months ago
my record of holding a shit was 6 hours and 14 minutes
aeroaa2 6 months ago
@aeroaa2 Lol!
CountryGirl5077 6 months ago
I had surgery 4 days ago and haven't taken a shit since then. I had a shit up my ass that was putting me through immense pain and intestinal pressure to the point it hurt to piss. The shit kept crowning but, my body fucking sucked it back in - withdrawing more water from it. About an hour ago, I finally took that shit after days of suffering from "false shit events". I had to reach up my ass with my middle finger and DIG THAT SHIT OUT MY ASS when it crowned. I feel so much better man.
ViolentWhiteMan 6 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan
The shit had the consistency of wet thick SAND and was the size of a bar of soap. It was a 2 on the Bristol Stool chart. It smelled like solid pipe sewage rather than a typical shit. The worst part of the ordeal was trying to sleep not knowing if I was gonna die from constipation. The worse thing about being sick is you can't remember or imagine what it's like to be well. I been drinking prune juice, docolax and broth for the past few days. I'm gonna drink more water.
ViolentWhiteMan 6 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan
IT'S the NEXT DAY and I just took a shit normally. I felt my anus stretch to the point of pain, but, the shit passed normally and now I'm feeling a lot better. You have to make the distinction between BEING CONSTIPATED and IMPACTED FECES. If you have impacted feces, you may have to do what I did and manually remove the shit from your anus with a finger. impacted feces only gets drier - harder to pass - and backs up the other feces till you die or get surgery
ViolentWhiteMan 6 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan In fact, sometimes fiber does not help. Check out gutsense.org and hydro-c. Intersting stuff hope it helps. In the meantime, miralax may help soften the shit
1falconeye2 6 months ago
@1falconeye2
I'm shitting normally now. Haven't had any problems. Drinking V8 fusion and prune juice. Every now and then some shit sneaks out my ass and I have to change my drawers, but, other than that I'm doing great :P
ViolentWhiteMan 6 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan Does V8 really work? The last time I tried prune juice, I pretty much got sick from the taste.
Rosebunse 5 months ago
@Rosebunse
V8 doesn't work as a laxative. Prune juice helps, but, in the end, I had impacted feces and had to remove it manually.
ViolentWhiteMan 4 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan Manually? I can't stand prune juice, but dried prunes have made a little bit of a difference.
Rosebunse 4 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan manually? Does that hurt?
ComedyLoverGirl 4 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan We placed a naturopathic Approach for Constipation, Sluggish Bowel and Poor Absorption, it is on our channel in the comment section.
HEVNAWE 3 months ago
@HEVNAWE
I had "impacted feces". At that point there was nothing that could be done except manual removal. It took me 3 days to shit and I was in pain for most of it.
ViolentWhiteMan 3 months ago
@ViolentWhiteMan: I understand I can not begin to tell you how many patient we had that needed manual removal. The regimen will help you to avoid this issue in the future.
HEVNAWE 3 months ago
I was laughing through all of this
osahill127 6 months ago
I only watch Howcast to see the funny top comments about the video :)
Yoppy456 6 months ago 3
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socrates didn't know jack shit about constipation
yahoopl3 6 months ago
WHAT DO I DO AFTER I TAKE A SHIT???? I GUESS AND SIT AND WAIT UNTIL YOU MAKE A VIDEO FOR THAT TOO
19NEWMAN98 6 months ago
magnesium citrate cured my constipation...
patriciacarrasco 7 months ago
Why the hell is this in my recommended videos?
missaboo101 7 months ago 2
the Foot stool is Key /watch?v=0WQaqeC_wME
NWforager 7 months ago
Things I Do That Softens Stool . .Eat Prunes, Drink Lots And Lots of Water , fiber Like metamucil , Or Buy Miralax : )
malikailove0 7 months ago 2
Enema.
Imran500 7 months ago
OR just stool softener
VAM621 7 months ago
what if your in McDonalds
israel819 7 months ago
Damn I shit myself :(
sweet58441 7 months ago
Cut all the shit out with a knife. :D
Deadkyd 7 months ago
what is the sh!t comes out when i do any of those things!?!?
gameklaas 7 months ago
drink warm prune juice and drink it slowly.
avptv 7 months ago
Why did they show his yellow ass for like half of the show...
talldudegrad12 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I watched this on the toilet
littleheadspin 7 months ago
YOUR ABOUT TO POOP AND YOU DO YOGA.
DoraeDae 7 months ago
i tried lifting my legs but it didnt works so i leand forward and it worked!
TheSweetandsour21 7 months ago
thanx
noory106 7 months ago
I HATE THIS IT HURT SO BAD
Airbornerock 7 months ago
I like the music in the back
SoleneAudrey 8 months ago
just so you all know, this is all pseudo-scientific bullshit.
volound 8 months ago
i miss my regular sh*ts ...I used to take granted of them and neglect them when they needed ..now they are dumping me and making my life hell...plz come back to me..i'll attend to you every night and never let you down (well figuratively speaking anyway)
yours truly..my anus
tenseman08 8 months ago 32
my baby always got stuck from bananas
WeTotallyRuhl 8 months ago
0:59 OMG HE ATE THE RHUBARB LEAF!!! THEY'R POISONUS!!! No wonder he's constapated :P
AyaHyuuga 8 months ago
just have to point out: dun eat rhubarb leaves - they toxic
roseypinkheartsftw 8 months ago
all i have to say is... hahaahahahaha
GabyGirl1000 8 months ago
1:36 so funny! XD
Willium95 8 months ago
Try lactulose
ahnyaahnya 8 months ago
o.O does that hand thing actually work?
xoMillieisCOOL 8 months ago
MelonCandyTwixx 8 months ago
More fiber! Just keep nom nomming on fiber
XxBakerxX72 8 months ago
sorry to say it but i just used a supposatory 15 mins ago lol and im waiting for the result... Wish me luck lol
YoungFettiMusic 8 months ago
If you feel bad , think bout me I;ve been constipated for 4 and a half months . Im only 12 for god sake !! My parents refuse to take me to the docter and I have to reli on Dulcolax which gives me Diahrea . Prunes dont help neither does Prune Juice or that cereal stuff . A few days ago there was at least 2 or 3 tablespoons of blood in my poop . I think I have Colon Cancer . Help me !!
Lauren1561 8 months ago
@Lauren1561 Im in the same position man, not for a half a month, but about 5 days now... This is horribleeeeeeeeeeee lol, feel better man
YoungFettiMusic 8 months ago
@Lauren1561 Trying eating a banana or two. (Bananas aparently have some enzymes to make you "go"
Ryukishin115 8 months ago
@Ryukishin115 they dont work I have eaten at least 3-4 bananas . Still not working :( thx for your help though :)
Lauren1561 8 months ago
@Lauren1561 : have u tried full squatting ? it helped me totally !!
adithya1988 8 months ago
@adithya1988 How exsactly do you do that ? Thx for your help !
Lauren1561 8 months ago
Respond to this video... have u tried full squatting ? it worked for me . .
adithya1988 8 months ago
@Lauren1561 Ask them to buy Miralax. That's what the doctors prescribed for my kid. Your parents can buy the cheaper Walgreen's or CVS's generic brand. Drink water. Then go to a website called gutsense.org and research hydro-c. Share this w/ your parents. The website says you have to order $50 minimum, but your paretns can email them and they may say you don't have to spend so much $. Good luck! make sure your parents read about what the man on gutsense has to say about fiber.
1falconeye2 6 months ago
@1falconeye2 Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren1561 6 months ago
What does it mean if there is blood in my poop ?? Cause there was and is alot of blood in my poop . ??
Lauren1561 8 months ago
thank u 4 tht
cammunome 8 months ago
There another way.... When you have a presentation for class the next day and talk in front of 200 people . You get a nervous stomach the morning of then boom problem solved
90Mrknowitall 8 months ago
@90Mrknowitall LOL getting nervous about speaking in front of ppl!
GoGoGadgetBeer 8 months ago
There's an easier way, just eat some taco bell.
Slacker887 9 months ago