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  • Step one: eat shitloads of grain. Step two: shit when your stomach hurts. Optional: take. Fucking laxative you dumbasses -_-

  • So, howcast wants me to do yoga pooses in the school bathroom? Really?!

  • I was eating a sundae, but the i saw this

  • 0:08 Don't let the door hit ya where the lord split ya :P

  • u can't eat raw rhubarb

  • @midnightomg yea u can 

  • Thumbs up if you went onto the diarrhea vid next :)

  • Do ur at school and ur constipated... Lie down in the stall and do yoga... WAIT! I think I might have some rhubarb in my locker!

  • Thumbs up if you were laughing throughout the whole thing =p

  • its hard tho when you dont do the grocerys:(

  • 1:20 Pooping.... LIKE A BOSS

  • how will this help if im peeing and a guy walks in...?

  • I'm sticking to eating fiber and fruit... Plus I bleed when I take dumps thats why Im'm eating healthuer

  • why am i here?

  • @TearsOfAmity i dont know

  • step 1. drink prune juice

    did you know that toilets are made of porcline

  • there's a better solution than this. It's much simpler. Just eat two servings of vegetables like brocoli, spinich, salad or any other green leafy vegetables and eat 3 dried plums and problem solved! works like a charm

  • YEAH CUZ IM GOING TO EAT RUHBURB AND DO YOGA WHEN IM TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP

  • LOL!

  • Step 1: don't be constipated

  • Just eat some Fiber One bars, drink some water, and wait 2 hours. There ya go.

  • just push like you are giving birth. works all the time

  • Step 1: take a shit

  • Sittin on the toilet 0_• the video didnt help.

  • Kalamata olives seem to help me go to the toilet.

  • Just turn Super Saiyan

  • There hands r facing the rong way.....

  • Step 1: Drink Prune Juice....

  • To much activa makes me nauseous, then the other.

  • @Kurvegurl yes i agree once i had too much activa made me get a dirarriea

  • just push as hard as u can it works for me

  • @EricHarrisIsGod666 try drinking a saline laxative if u still have the problem

  • Is that drawing thing a girl or boy?

  • I'll bet he was really popular in crowds. NOT!

  • @TheDano1947 who was popular in crowds

  • O.o they show eating the rhubarb leaf! That's poisonous, it can result in severe swelling of the tongue and throat and fluid filled blisters.

  • i watched this on my toilet.

  • ? Circling him butt? XD

  • lmao @ the Ass.  fabulous hwo ever drew that.

  • I'm constipated but I don't like rhubarb

  • Did she say like a g ?

  • I bet when people looked this up they were on thw toilet.... Like me rofl

  • Drink pear juice.XD

  • I flagged this video for mooning... jk jk xD

  • step 1: Prune Juice

  • I swear, ehow has a video for EVERYTHING!!

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  • Thumbs up if you're sitting on the toilet watching this!

  • so funny thank you lol

  • funny how i need to shit now and i'm watching this video

  • 0:34 - 0:37

    and tap that area

    hahah lmfao

  • step one keep taking a shit till done.

    did you know poop is just waste of the body

  • Step 1: Pull down your trousers (No matter where you are!)

    Step 2: Start to push!

    Step 3: Ask for a napkin and then pull up your trousers.

  • thumbs up if your your not even constipated! :D

  • Step 1: EAT LOTS OF CHEESE

  • anyone who has colon issues should drink aloa vera juice, it heals and cleans the walls of the colon

  • hahaha that dude is awesome, excercising while he is on the toilet:P

  • I'm watching this just for the fun of it :3

  • You don't eat rhubarb leaves...howcast are you trying to kill us?

  • eat more fruits/salad and squat when you poop. drink water...

  • rubarb leave are toxic noob

  • This reminds me of a time once when I was in high school and one of the little kids on my bus told me that he actually got sent to the principal's office by his teacher for saying the word, "constipation". :lol: I so remember how anal retentitive some of the teachers were in my primary school.

  • What if its to big to come out?

  • @ coolgirl200800 i knoww!! Lol

  • Read the tags

  • WTF healthy food is too much these day bananas are like $15.00 aus but lollies are way cheaper

  • Did they really have to show his ass??!!?!

  • im screwed.. im half asian .. NO RICE!?!

  • step one take petpmo gizmo done!

  • im waiting for a video on how to wipe my ass

  • @MultiPopularvids Wipe ur ass? Just fold toilet paper twice, wrap it around your finger and rub it against your anus

  • @ComedyLoverGirl kool but i want a video on it :)

  • how did the constipated math teacher solve his problem?

    he just worked it out with a pencil.

  • 5 apples a day, works for constipation

  • On the throne as we speak..

  • Hippocrates' breath must have RANKED!

  • This doesn't really help a rock hard piece of shit that's been stuck up your arse for two days.

  • Awesome and constipation SUCKS! Thanks for the awkward...yet helpful tip.

  • thanks for the help

  • man watching this making me wanna go take shit xP

  • I have constipation now, its painful and unfunny :(

  • @90talisten : There is a complete sluggish bowel regimen for constipation, we will repost it on the 4chango or Hevnawe channel based on subscribers requests.

  • the animation is so cute

  • I tried the flaxseed. It would work for a day, but then it didn't feel like it was enough to really relieve me. The only thing that worked for me was harsh laxatives, but then when I went off those, I didn't go for two weeks. It's like my bidy just won't let it go.

  • 0:31 "and cross your arms in front of you like a G..." G SIX!!!

  • Furazalidon

  • Look at the tags…

  • @TheAwesomeBunny1 LOL I love Howcast...

  • @flyersphan111 me tooooo i love howcast. will u marry howcast

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  • @ 0:10 nice ass u damn fatty!

  • Go to Wendy's and drink a milkshake.

  • nice ass

  • - Excuse me, can i borrow you're stool i need to go to the bathroom ?

     - Why is the ligth bulbs burn already ?

  • make it easier by putting your feet on a stool no punn intended

  • Nice video dude good information on constipation. I too have a blog related to constipaiton. I have ore remedies for constiation. If you are interseted pls. checkout.

    w(w)w . remedies-for-constipation . or(g)

  • huh ill go get some bran and some prunes

  • Lol. Stickman's butt.

  • what are doin?

    yoga...uughhh!

    wtf...u shitted on the fuckin foor!

  • @IvyTheBunny bwahhahahahahaha hahahahaha rotfl

  • Wow, so you eat the rhubarb leaves (which are poisonus) and die. Constipation aaaaall better!

  • @IvyTheBunny You can find other ways to eat the plant. They have rhubarb pie, so it can't all be poisonous.

  • This was in my recommendations. Fun.

  • Uhmm so yoga during trying to take a dump..?! :D

  • DAmn Banana!

  • XDXDXDXdXDxdxdxdxdx I WaS DiEING THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE VIDEOXD

  • LIKE A GENIE! haha reminds me of patrick star

  • This happened to me on an airplane.

  • WHEN YOUR SHIT IS TOO BIG TO POOP OUT YOU GO IN THE SHOWER..HAVE ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER RUNNING...YOU SQUAT AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY SIZE POOP OUT THIS WAY.

  • Damn!! I was shitting in my toilet and my shit wont come of!!! I mean its like stuck in my ass and its like wiggly!! and it fucking hurts!!

  • @fluffypuppy10 okay......smooth one.........lol

  • I've had my experience with laxatives before...

    -.- never again...

  • @chocobiscuit5y468275 HAHA i know what mean buddy!!! I ate some laxative chocolates and and hour later i farted.....it wasn't a fart, i shit my pants.

  • Uhhh how about just eat fiber to avoid ALL this.

  • i was at school

  • my record of holding a shit was 6 hours and 14 minutes

  • @aeroaa2 Lol!

  • I had surgery 4 days ago and haven't taken a shit since then. I had a shit up my ass that was putting me through immense pain and intestinal pressure to the point it hurt to piss. The shit kept crowning but, my body fucking sucked it back in - withdrawing more water from it. About an hour ago, I finally took that shit after days of suffering from "false shit events". I had to reach up my ass with my middle finger and DIG THAT SHIT OUT MY ASS when it crowned. I feel so much better man.

  • @ViolentWhiteMan

    The shit had the consistency of wet thick SAND and was the size of a bar of soap. It was a 2 on the Bristol Stool chart. It smelled like solid pipe sewage rather than a typical shit. The worst part of the ordeal was trying to sleep not knowing if I was gonna die from constipation. The worse thing about being sick is you can't remember or imagine what it's like to be well. I been drinking prune juice, docolax and broth for the past few days. I'm gonna drink more water.

  • @ViolentWhiteMan

    IT'S the NEXT DAY and I just took a shit normally. I felt my anus stretch to the point of pain, but, the shit passed normally and now I'm feeling a lot better. You have to make the distinction between BEING CONSTIPATED and IMPACTED FECES. If you have impacted feces, you may have to do what I did and manually remove the shit from your anus with a finger. impacted feces only gets drier - harder to pass - and backs up the other feces till you die or get surgery

  • @ViolentWhiteMan In fact, sometimes fiber does not help. Check out gutsense.org and hydro-c. Intersting stuff hope it helps. In the meantime, miralax may help soften the shit

  • @1falconeye2

    I'm shitting normally now. Haven't had any problems. Drinking V8 fusion and prune juice. Every now and then some shit sneaks out my ass and I have to change my drawers, but, other than that I'm doing great :P

  • @ViolentWhiteMan Does V8 really work? The last time I tried prune juice, I pretty much got sick from the taste.

  • @Rosebunse

    V8 doesn't work as a laxative. Prune juice helps, but, in the end, I had impacted feces and had to remove it manually.

  • @ViolentWhiteMan Manually? I can't stand prune juice, but dried prunes have made a little bit of a difference.

  • @ViolentWhiteMan manually? Does that hurt?

  • @ViolentWhiteMan We placed a naturopathic Approach for Constipation, Sluggish Bowel and Poor Absorption, it is on our channel in the comment section.

  • @HEVNAWE

    I had "impacted feces". At that point there was nothing that could be done except manual removal. It took me 3 days to shit and I was in pain for most of it.

  • @ViolentWhiteMan: I understand I can not begin to tell you how many patient we had that needed manual removal. The regimen will help you to avoid this issue in the future.

  • I was laughing through all of this

    

  • I only watch Howcast to see the funny top comments about the video :)

  • WHAT DO I DO AFTER I TAKE A SHIT???? I GUESS AND SIT AND WAIT UNTIL YOU MAKE A VIDEO FOR THAT TOO

  • magnesium citrate cured my constipation...

  • Why the hell is this in my recommended videos?

  • the Foot stool is Key /watch?v=0WQaqeC_wME

  • Things I Do That Softens Stool . .Eat Prunes, Drink Lots And Lots of Water , fiber Like metamucil , Or Buy Miralax : )

  • Enema.

  • OR just stool softener

  • what if your in McDonalds

  • Damn I shit myself :(

  • Cut all the shit out with a knife. :D

  • what is the sh!t comes out when i do any of those things!?!?

  • drink warm prune juice and drink it slowly.

  • Why did they show his yellow ass for like half of the show...

  • YOUR ABOUT TO POOP AND YOU DO YOGA.

  • i tried lifting my legs but it didnt works so i leand forward and it worked!

  • thanx

  • I HATE THIS IT HURT SO BAD

  • I like the music in the back

  • just so you all know, this is all pseudo-scientific bullshit.

  • i miss my regular sh*ts ...I used to take granted of them and neglect them when they needed ..now they are dumping me and making my life hell...plz come back to me..i'll attend to you every night and never let you down (well figuratively speaking anyway)

    yours truly..my anus

  • my baby always got stuck from bananas

  • 0:59 OMG HE ATE THE RHUBARB LEAF!!! THEY'R POISONUS!!! No wonder he's constapated :P

  • just have to point out: dun eat rhubarb leaves - they toxic

  • all i have to say is... hahaahahahaha

  • 1:36 so funny! XD

  • Try lactulose

  • o.O does that hand thing actually work?

  • This is what I do..It always works for me I SING! When youre pooping, when youre pooping you go (push hard) you go (push hard) Where your conctipated, when youre conctipated you push hard you push hard its the same tune as frere juaca
  • More fiber! Just keep nom nomming on fiber

  • sorry to say it but i just used a supposatory 15 mins ago lol and im waiting for the result... Wish me luck lol

  • If you feel bad , think bout me I;ve been constipated for 4 and a half months . Im only 12 for god sake !! My parents refuse to take me to the docter and I have to reli on Dulcolax which gives me Diahrea . Prunes dont help neither does Prune Juice or that cereal stuff . A few days ago there was at least 2 or 3 tablespoons of blood in my poop . I think I have Colon Cancer . Help me !!

  • @Lauren1561 Im in the same position man, not for a half a month, but about 5 days now... This is horribleeeeeeeeeeee lol, feel better man

  • @Lauren1561 Trying eating a banana or two. (Bananas aparently have some enzymes to make you "go"

  • @Ryukishin115 they dont work I have eaten at least 3-4 bananas . Still not working :( thx for your help though :)

  • @Lauren1561 : have u tried full squatting ? it helped me totally !!

  • @adithya1988 How exsactly do you do that ? Thx for your help !

  • Respond to this video...  have u tried full squatting ? it worked for me . .

  • @Lauren1561 Ask them to buy Miralax. That's what the doctors prescribed for my kid. Your parents can buy the cheaper Walgreen's or CVS's generic brand. Drink water. Then go to a website called gutsense.org and research hydro-c. Share this w/ your parents. The website says you have to order $50 minimum, but your paretns can email them and they may say you don't have to spend so much $. Good luck! make sure your parents read about what the man on gutsense has to say about fiber.

  • @1falconeye2 Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What does it mean if there is blood in my poop ?? Cause there was and is alot of blood in my poop . ??

  • thank u 4 tht

  • There another way.... When you have a presentation for class the next day and talk in front of 200 people . You get a nervous stomach the morning of then boom problem solved

  • @90Mrknowitall LOL getting nervous about speaking in front of ppl!

  • There's an easier way, just eat some taco bell.